What do?

>>135576669
Death Note is a shitty band.

>>135576669
"OP dies; Raped to death by BBC like the giant faggot he is."

Try to spell George Soros with my ugly handwriting and feel happiness and joy.

>>135576669
>all jews
>raped by islamic jihad.

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>>135576840
too bad that's just his alias

>>135576669
Kill the neocons

* de Rothschild

>>135576669
>first i would do my part to save this world from jews and niggers
>then i would just use it to feed my fetish of fucking cute dead girls

George Soros
Alex Soros
Lynn de Rothschild
Hillary, Bill, Chelsea
And then I'd just start looking up names of executives / producers etc of people who work for CNN / NBC / etc
All raped to death by somalis

John Podesta exposes the entire pedophile ring and commits suicide on video. Uploads it everywhere.

>>135576669
Throw it in the trash

Every bourgeois politician and billionaire, at once, via mass suicide. Probably more than a few high-profile millionaires as well to make sure the point is clear.

>>135577410
It must suck to be incompetent.

>>135576669
>Any Rothschilds
>Rockefellers
>Soros
>Clintons
>McCain
>Merkel
>Every single Jew in charge of the Fake News propaganda

>>135577164
Not a bad idea. So much could be done with a death note.

>>135576669
me

>>135576669
Stick the pen deep into your nose and do quick and deep bow over the table.

Fill that motherfucker up, it wouldn't even be hard and I have tiny handwriting.

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>>135576669
I have a rather extensive list...

>>135576669
What happens if you write God?

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>>135576669
I'd write my own name and "dies of old age, surrounded by his 20 children and grandchildren"

>>135576669
Start writing in names of Democrats, people I feel deserve it, high-profile criminals, and then Muslims and Jews in equal measure. I'm not sure there are enough pages.

>>135578492
It would just kill you by heart attack after 40 seconds.

>>135578299
you dont know what his face looks like

>>135578858
You say that as if its a bad alternative

>>135576669
I never read/watched it. What happens if you burn the book or toss it in a wood chipper?

>>135576669
All jews
All niggers
All muslims
All trannies

>>135576669
I'd just copy/paste the coincidence detector list of names. Most of the world's problem solved overnight.

>>135578492
I vote this but add, after inventing cold fusion and making anime real, on mars.

>>135577777

>use death note
>fated to spend eternity in hell

Yeah, nah. If the death note exists, then heaven exists. I will live a more pious life and enjoy heaven forever when I die. The idea of killing people you don't like is childish. Live your own life well and be a good person, stop caring about other people doing things you don't like.

>write down president of africas name
>dead by tidal wave
>tidal wave takes out 80% of africans
>write down king of saudi
>dead by alien attack
i'd be the best shinigami

what happens if you write down john smith and there's a set of twins both named john smith which one would die?

>>135576669
Not use a gel-ink pen where the ink runs and splotches for one. And then probably hide and sage this shitty thread that gets reposted every day.

Write down my name and address so that it can be returned if I lose it.

>>135579556
need an answer on this, does the deathnote have the power to summon aliens to attack?

>>135579642
a schrodinger's death would occur

Start listing every de Rothschild, Rockefeller, DuPont, Oppenheimer, etc

>>135579929
nah

>>135579642
You need to know their face + name.

>>135580084
assuming I've seen the pair, how would I be able to differentiate the two without knowing anything else about them

Light did nothing wrong
>>135576669

>>135580163
It would probably

>Kill both
or
>Kill the one you were intending to kill

Don't quote me on it though, I watched that anime literally a decade ago back when I was in HS so details are fuzzy.

>>135580073
why not

what about if I write down anon anon invents a time machine, goes back in time and provokes ancient civilization to crucify him, would that work?

>>135577410
>if I can't have nice things nobody else can

>not one reply just says "OP"
NEW FAGS GIT OUT

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Here is a good list.

>>135579396
That's not true actually. If you use the Death Note, you can neither go to Heaven nor Hell. You go to nothingness (I think this means that you get turned into a Shinigami)

>>135576669
Does the note have a page limit? Because I'll be writing in 150 million names.

>>135577778
>good idea
My weeb friend made me watch the show with him recently. I have so many.
>So much could be done with a death note.
You could shape the world for good. But not in the autistic way like in the show

>>135580346
what if you've only ever seen them with as babies and they get a horrible disfigurement in their adult life, would the baby picture be enough?

"Mohammed"

>>135576669
Write us

>>135580583
what if you use a pencil and then just erase the dead people after they die, would they come back to life?

>>135576669

Ivanka Trump

Brutally gangraped and murdered by Somali refugees and Mexican Illegals. Visible flags of Mexico and Black Lives Matter/MoveOn in the background.

Last words: You said I won't be killed if I converted.

Whole thing streamed on FB/Jewtube to millions.

>>135580523
Sally Fox is on it twice btw (top right and bottom right).

I'm not sure, I think it would have to be recent. I remember L had someone posing as him go on TV and claim to go hunt down Kira/Light but instead of killing the real L, it ended up killing the "fake L" on screen, from what I remember.

>>135580746
No, and Light used a pen the entire series. I think it was either ballpoint or fountain pen.

>>135577410
Every single person that has ever as much as seriously considered communistic ideas ;^)

All Indians

Then I wait for it

>>135576669
Kill you.

>>135581099
You still need the names + faces.

Just go onto one of those "Daddy gay indian" kikebook pages. Rivers will run brown with poo, more than they already do.

>>135579022
It's destroyed.

>>135581278
Actually the death note warps reality so you could write that Hilary Clinton dies of a heart attack right before convincing Donald Trump to drop nuclear warheads allover India and it will actually happen.

You can mass murder by saying

This guy dies in earthquake/meteor strike on city/disease outbreak.

If you are really crazy you could say this guy dies from a small planetoid colliding with Earth.

>>135576669
Give it back to the shinamgami who dropped it. I'm know what happens to people that use it.

>>135580410
No, impossible tasks or circumstances where people other than the named target would die just result in a heart attack for the target

>>135580835
Try this but with obama

>>135580537
nothingness is almost worse than hell, honestly. An eternity in limbo, knowing that god exists and you're forever out of his plans and forgiveness. Doesn't make what I said untrue in any way, only a child thinks revenge is worth such a price.

>>135581833
You can't kill something that is dead.

>>135580583
No the pages never run out.

>>135581675
see
>>135581809

>>135580583
150 millions? why so few persons?

>>135581882
Now that is true.

>>135582154
I only care about the US right now.

You gotta kill a celebrity as your first victim with accomplishable specifications so that you know it works
And then Make the deal for shinigami eyes, buy some binoculars and start going to political rallies and blm protests and go ham

>>135577149
.....yea pretty much

>>135583696
>And then Make the deal for shinigami eyes, buy some binoculars and start going to political rallies and blm protests and go ham
Why not just:
Take pages out of the note
Use them to print out some leftist petition
Hand out the petitions to people at rallies getting them to write their own names down.
That way you don't lose half your lifespan.

>>135576669
'every jew in the world'

>>135576669
Every Bilderberg attendee for the last 5 years.

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>>135576669
>Write down Chelsea Clinton
>Write down that she will die during a live interview from a explosion that was near her
>Make the explosion be some sandnigger who was able to avoid the travel ban
>Let the entertainment of watching everyone memeing the shit out of it
I would have so much fun

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>edgy /pol/tard thinks he's untouchable with a Death Note and cops will never catch him
>searches for possible victims from his home computer
>investigators consider that the killer is probably doing this
>subpoenas are given to the most popular search engines for IP adresses of searches for victims' names before their deaths
>anon's IP keeps coming up again and again
>coordinated and simulatenous raids on anon and anyone unlucky enough to have made the same search patterns
>cops find death note, and anon is now fucked

Write:
>"Donald Trump"

>>135576669
Every North Korean who's picture I could find

>>135576669
Open the book and smugly write Donald J. Trump.

>>135585575
Just watch liberal news.

>>135585575
>implying cops would think it's real
>implying anon can't make up rational circumstances for each death

>>135576669
Merkel

>>135576669
Write in "Death"

>>135576669
My death note:
>As I suspected since childhood, there is no there there.

>>135590739
Bad idea

>>135577410
>Commie
>Special kind of autism.
Fight muh capitalism by buying and eating hamburgers till I can't move anymore to fill the void my father left.

>>135579033
Second this

>>135585575
id like to see the courts try to spin that
"hundreds dead by heart attack by anon writing their names in his notebook"

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every last kike christkike and hadjikike >>135590315

>>135577042
Does the death note even support regex?

does name accept wildcard?

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I've never seen the show, but am getting the picture from this thread.

>Cenk Uyger beaten to death in a celebrity boxin match by Alex Jones

>>135592596
not the poos tho?

>>135592596
Go to bed dude. You have work tomorrow.

>>135576669
I've never watched the anime. Are you supposed to write someone's name in the notebook to kill them?

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>not using the superior right wing death note

>>135576669
All of Congress, both sides of the aisle and Trump's whole cabinet. Start over fresh.

>>135593027
Alex Jones would also die if you write his name. The boxing match might not happen either and they would die of heart attacks

The Bognadoffs

>>135593174
You write someone's name and they die however you specify within minutes. You have to have seen their face before. So conveniently in the anime the guy fighting the owner of the death note is an anonymous crime fighter whose face has never been seen before. Also he's like 15 because anime characters are all teens. It's on Netflix, go watch it.

>>135577410
so are the bourgeoisie basically the jews in communism?

>>135576669
Donald.

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>>135593074
why would i do that?
>>135593103
fuck off kike

>>135580583
It has a finite number of pages

>>135584151
They need to have their own faces in mind before killing themselves.

>>135584253
You need to know the face of every Jew in the world

>>135585575
>FBI BTFO by dynamic IP

I just hate how the series went to shit after L died. I mean Light basically turned into a drooling retard
>H-hey guys this girl I used to date is the spokesperson for Kira, but we can't have cameras when I meet with her!
>L-let's just use the regular note pads supplied in the hotel room that the hotel staff could very easily tell the other detectives that they've been used if anyone asked
>Has this huge retarded plan of having his stand in use a fake notebook and get found out so they'd steal the fake notebook
I mean for fucks sake. All he had to do was just tell the guy "Hide multiple pages of the notebook, attach them all into different books or some shit, and test it the day the meeting to be sure it's real. Then kill N and all of them"

The plan failed because it was overly complicated for no real reason, and he was acting like a god damn retard because "I killed L I'm so cocky!"

>>135593333
Well wtf this book sucks.

What about Shawn King murdered by a pack of negros?

>>135576669
Write "George Soros," "John Podesta," and the name of a criminal on death row to see if it works. This tests two things:
> 1: Whether or not it works. The criminal on death row isn't likely to have an alias, while the other two might
> 2: Whether or not "Confess to your crimes to a major news outlet, and then commit suicide" is a valid cause of death for the death note. If not, all three will die of heart attacks

>>135576669
>do the "half your life time for the ability to see other people's name" deal
>start killing every nonwhite on the street

i know its gna take ages but still!

>>135576669
Write my name in it so I don't lose it.

>>135593425
pretty much, except that if they show solidarity to the lower classes and show empathy they will be spared from any repressions, unlike the jews who were seen as a genetic enemy in natsoc (except for a few cases where they found out that high ranking party members were of jewish descend and spared them)

>>135593648
All animes have shit endings. It's like a law in Japan.

>>135585575
>/pol/tard stupid enough to simply write down their names

Deserves it desu. Why wouldn't you do a mass suicide in the beginning? Something so huge would cause any investigation agency to hesitate.

>>135593636
>It has a finite number of pages
How to Use: XXXI
The number of pages of the Death Note will never run out.

>They need to have their own faces in mind before killing themselves.
It worked in the manga, Light got an FBI agent to write his own name and he died.

>>135593684
Probably. you might need to name some local gang bangers and have them murder King
You should also spell his name correctly, Shaun King.

>>135576947
Shinigami eyes.

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>>135578492
>help grandpa blow out his 82 candles kids!!
>heart attack, fuckin dead
>screams and sirens
Sounds good to me.

>>135580604
false flag high profile assasinations would be my gig, except they wouldn't even be false flags since they would really happen and only I would know they were set up. I could start the next crusade

>>135593609
I believe he's implying you're Indian, my stinky little insomniac.

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>>135594501
>my stinky little insomniac
i'm not your anything you dirty stinking amerikike

>>135580947
>ideas
>thoughtcrime
read 1984 by George Orwell

>>135579396
You don't go to hell nor heaven. You relive the deaths of everyone you killed and then become a shinigami

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>>135576669
Destroy it so it can't be used to destroy me.

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>>135594860
*yawwwwwwwnn*

It's getting late Arshvere, aren't you sure you don't wanna turn off that screen and crawl into bed ?

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>>135595556
what the fuck is an
>Arshvere
you stupid american scum?

Im not sorry

>Ana Kasparian dies painlessly of a heart attack with her mouth firmly around my penis and I die at the exact same time also without pain.

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>>135596008

>>135595679
Hush little pajeet don't say a word,
it's time to go to bed to get ready for work
And If at work your friends say you stink
You can always just be a 4chan Neet.

There we got little guy, rest your eyes and let dreamland take you awayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

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>>135596341
filthy stinking amerikike scum

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>>135596341
answer me amerikike
write another shitty ditty

>>135576669

Everyone Jewish, everyone Muslim, Everyone Catholic.

I die myself due to the taint of lineage...but I'll leave a much better wold behind.

>>135576669
Immediately verify its accuracy via dictating the death of the Japanese Prime Minister around noon there. If it works, proceed to randomly massacre every left-wing political politician throughout the west. Use varying killing methods, completely random times, and use the extra details in the death to benefit right-wing candidates and politicans.

Although I would greatly enjoy making the world fear the influence of a Kek under my guidance, the cost of being 1) noticed as an intentional influence killing people while 2) operating under the rules of a Death Note would assuredly result in little more than a much quicker arrest. Light Yagami's key mistake was letting anybody know that there was a force behind his murders. If you can prevent that from getting into anyone's head, you win.

>>135597437
i think it's impossible to kill all leftwing politicians quickly after each other without people thinking there's a reason for it

Is it possible to create a resurgence of religion out of this? Or create patsy gangs you set up to have """done""" it (could be islamic terrorists or something).

>>135596440
>>135596577
>>135597019
holy fuck pajeet we can see through your meme flag

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>>135597843
what do you see, you filthy lying american scumbag?

>>135597657
I suppose. Actively trying to manipulate people into thinking a Kek exists would be dangerous, though. Given the size of the Death Note fandom, it's all but guaranteed that someone would notice eventually that all of the deaths operate within the rules, even if they are rather loose -- and from there it's only a hop, skip, and a jump to "Kek" being doubted. Any religious influence would best be left to form by itself.

Above all else, you want to divorce as much of your own personal biases from your killing as possible without losing sight of the original mission -- doing research on foreign politicians from India, China, Japan, Europe, etc., attempting to further obscure your identity and location. You'll need to start using proxies and secure methods of browsing the internet, too -- if your IP/area is discovered to have been looking up many politicians days before they die, you're fucked.

theres a jewish wikipedia type page, thats a good place to start

>>135598214
I wasn't thinking of Kek, honestly. Yes, Death Note fandom might have conspiracy theories, but there are way more religious people likely to believe in god literally smiting them down than deathnotefags out there. I bet you could get christfags on board, but I'd need to think about it a little bit more

I definitely agree with your second point. I like the idea of getting the eyes and then watching rallies and shit on tv. You could kill these people in a way totally different from the way you kill politicians (ie write down all the names you see in a different book while you watch, then give them all car accidents/health problems/suicides at a later date)

>>135598476
also this

Donald J. Trump

>>135594137
>sacrificing half of your life and go insane to kill a old jew
Topcuck

>>135576669

I wouldn't know nor care. I'm not a weeb.

>>135592631
That's not even a proper regex you cretin

"Muhammad al-Muhammad"

Kill off millions of people at once

>>135593201
Still the superior notebook.

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>>135592596

>>135598523
There's something further that ought to be considered, even if it's irrelevant to the question: If you found a Death Note randomly, how many do you think you'd immediately think there might be?

If you don't have explicit outside information that this Death Note is the /only/ Death Note around, and as far as you could reasonably assume, it isn't -- if one Death Note exists, why not two? Why not five? Six is the absolute limit as established by the series, but even a single other would be incredibly dangerous. What if that other book lies in the hands of Hillary Clinton? Perhaps Soros, or the Rothschilds?

The moment someone else with knowledge of the Death Notes starts seeing rampant slaughter of politicians and famous individuals, what do you think they're going to do? Especially if they're among those that are being targeted.

I suppose if a Shinigami never shows up, it might raise questions too, since they're supposed to come with the books.

>>135581809
>>135581509
What a piece of junk. I thought this thing was supposed to be more powerful than that.

>>135598798
If we're going by the rules of the anime you need to have the specific face of the person you're killing in your head or nothing will happen

>>135599007
You can set up plausible scenarios that still force events to fall a specific way, at the cost of an involved individual's life.
"Hillary Clinton. Dies on August 6th, 2017 in a shootout with a SWAT team attempting to arrest her for her many uncovered crimes."

Chaim Goldstein
Chaim Goldberg
Chaim Rosenberg
Chaim Cohen
Ezra Goldstein
Ezra Goldberg
Ezra Rosenberg
Ezra Cohen
Eli Goldstein
Eli Goldberg
Eli Rosenberg
Eli Cohen
Levi Goldstein
Levi Goldberg
Levi Rosenberg
Levi Cohen

>>135579022
There are no consequences for destroying it. Though the protagonist convinces others there are to prevent it's destruction at one point.

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>>135576669
>All the Soros
>All the Rothschilds
>All the Clintons
>All the lefty NGO higher ups
>All the high profile SJWs

>>135576669
Id look up all the names of bankers,Zionist and nwo kikes and start writing

>>135576669

>Rothschild
>President of Mexico
>Saudi king
>Merkel

>>135598994
If a shinigami never shows up I would assume it was the Misa situation (he was watching the earth, sacrificed himself for someone and died).

I think you can feel fairly safe that there's not going to be more than two or three at most on earth at a time, given how uninterested shinigami are canonically (unless the things you start doing become too interesting, but even then it will probably be distributed fairly randomly, since they aren't too interested in the human world and won't know anything about Clinton, for example). I also think that most people that haven't seen the anime would totally ignore the book or use it as canonicallly describes just once or twice which limits your possible enemies a fair amount

What's the best way to convince people this is Jesus's divine will manifest?

>>135576669
>go to Facebook
>find niggers
>start writing

>>135599893
I guess start killing those who go against the will of Christ, whatever that is. Pick a denomination and use Richard Dawkins to make a fiery first example. Get creative. I'd suggest using immolation and giving the Death Note at least a week's worth of time for each kill so that enough of a butterfly effect can add up.

My comment about Clinton or Soros refers less to them having been given it after they made their name, and more about them having used one to make their name. Clinton is successful because she murders all of her enemies. Soros is rich because he uses his Note to arrange situations favorable to him. And so on.

And yeah, maybe I'm overstating the likelyhood that people would start believing in a real Death Note. After all, it's from a fucking anime. What are the odds? It's probably just God getting all smite-happy again.

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>>135600272
stupid christkike

>>135576669
shittiest most cop-out ending ever

>>135600596
We can use the Jews as the other fiery examples.

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>>135600721
stupid christkike

>>135576669
myself
>2000 years from now, while fucking 4 women simultaneously as the spaceship careens into the sun and I cum at the same time the hull depressurizes and we instantly die.

>>135600272
Ah, interesting. Well given that I will definitely be killing these in the first days, it doesn't really matter, but it would be something interesting to think about if a death note did pop up. I supposed I'd ask the shinigami if others were on earth, but he probably wouldn't be particularly helpful.

I like your idea about immolation. Would that work though, or would you get a 40 second heart attack?

>>135600596
It's not about your actual beliefs. You have a literal miracle weapon, if you want people to believe in your ideology you need a coherent one. God is really easy, picking it gives you immediate 100% justification for any target, and you have a built-in audience. Choosing to build your own Kira-cult is fucking retarded because it singles out an individual human, whereas in the God case you probably wouldn't even have most people looking for you (and levels of degeneracy of society would plummet – lets see your casual believer's behavior when God has starting LITERALLY SMITING faggots)

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>>135601056
stupid christkike

>>135601056
Immolation is a valid cause of death -- Light uses it to kill someone (via suicide) near the end of the series. Use gasoline, struck by lightning, hit by a tanker truck, whatever you can think of. Just so long as it's fiery and brutal, people will be terrified. Maybe see if you can get away with a "pillar of fire" on someone already vulnerable to heart attacks, and if that works, go nuts.

>>135601291
Worst case I suppose you could write for people to self-immolate, which would also be pretty fucking terrifying. I kinda just depressed myself that this will never happen.

What other fun things can you think of to do with it? Now all I'm thinking of is what Christian denomination I would pick. Catholics have the benefit of the largest following, but a total fag pope. Orthodox are pretty based and so are hardcore baptists. I think you would cause a mass immigration to whatever denomination you picked once you made it clear which one it was, so it could decide a lot in the future

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vince foster. gunshot. found in park.
jerry parks. shot in car.
ron brown. plane crash.
james mcdougal. heart attack while in prison.
gareth williams. suicide. naked body found in padlocked duffel bag.
seth rich. botched robbery.
john ashe. throat crushed by barbell.
shawn lucas. drugs.
imran awan. gerbil accident.
dws. crushed by falling piano.
loretta lynch. hit by locomotive.
john podesta. strapped to giant exploding rocket.

just as planned...

>>135601637
Honestly, beyond convincing people of an ancient Egyptian chaos god rising once more, Christianity suddenly being a lot more relevant to survival, or just the quiet massacre of politicians I don't like, I don't have much I'd want to do with a Death Note. Its existence would be crushing to me alone -- the Death Note universe has no afterlife and no real concept of eternal life unless you can become a Shinigami somehow, and even that's a depressing life to lead, and I'd have no way of knowing that those would or wouldn't be concerns. My only real strong motivation is living forever. If I were in Death Note's universe, this would be next to impossible. All humans are destined to die some day.

Maybe I'd use it to do some crazy stupid things, like simultaneously giving every member of the German elected government heart attacks, or having various famous celebrities make horrifying statements on live TV before eviscerating themselves. Test how far I can push the Note's probability manipulations (have some scientists make major breakthroughs on life extension technologies) and the like.

>>135601637
Manufacture violent leftist in-fighting.
LGBTQAIADSBBQ activists killed by muslims.
Antifa killed by BLM
Open border polititions killed by immigrants
and so on.

>>135602203
>My only real strong motivation is living forever. If I were in Death Note's universe, this would be next to impossible.
Does this mean you don't consider that goal impossible in this universe?

That's true though, I actually am a christkike and a real death note would probably give me severe depression, before I took the eyes and decided to dedicate my short existence to murdering every fucker on earth that breaths too left

I would definitely fuck with Germans too, I like it

>>135602314
of course

>>135602203
Further still on that thought about scientists, maybe you could set up random deaths of no-names in ways that lead to major breakthroughs done by people they know. "Joe Stevenson. Commits suicide on November 1st after giving his son a speech that drives him to eventually code a stable, friendly artificial intelligence utterly devoted to humanity in 2024."

>>135602572
you'd definitely have to try these out with closer dates to see how far you can stretch it before the scenario becomes impossible and ends in heart attack. I wonder if the person you choose as the "son" would affect that or not

>>135576669
According to THE RULEZ you can write down time of death. Simply use it to prolong your own life

>>135602771
I believe the exact time limit was mentioned in the series somewhere, something like 400 days. Whatever the case, if the Death Note decides that the proposed scenario is too unlikely, he'll die of a heart attack anyways.

>>135603206
You cannot intentionally prolong anyone's life past when they would otherwise die.

>>135602572
maximize probability? researcher dies in car accident after giving inspirational speech at major cancer conference that leads to one of the attendees finding a cure for brain cancer.

john mccain. dies one day before cure for brain cancer announced.

>>135603330
That would probably work.

>>135603316
you definitely remember this better than me. It kinda makes me want to rewatch now.

>>135603330
top kek I love it

>>135603206
You can only write a time of death for 23 days from the time you wrote their name
also:
In the Death Note, you cannot set the death date longer than the victim's original life span. Even if the victim's death is set in the Death Note beyond his/her original life span, the victim will die before the set time.

You can indirectly extend yours or someone else life by using the death note but using it it in the way you described would not work

>>135595365
>You relive the deaths of everyone you killed

Note to self: Every person I have killed dies of a massive stroke during incredible sex.

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>>135576669
*orders Los Angeles Phone book
*gets to work

>>135579396
Both of the other anons are wrong. Every human goes to Mu (Nothingness, the void, cease to exist, etc.) when they die, and there's no word on whether or not a human can become a Shinigami. Heaven does not exist in the Death Note universe, and your good deeds and morality mean nothing.

>>135598620
>not making sacrifices for the future of white race
This is why whites are losing.

>>135576669
/pol/

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>>135604319
God bless you

>>135604319
There's sacrificing and there's being a retard. Halving the amount of time you have to fix the world would be the wrong choice especially with the internet. George Soros' real name is: Schwartz György. There I solved the problem.

>>135576925
where do i find a list of all the niggers in the world?

>a random fag in every libshit city
>dead by jihadi nuke

>>135576669
Blue check mark liberals

>>135576669
>Mohammed
>Muhammed
>Mohammad

>>135607210
like it has been said many times already, you need to give a face to your target. You might also want to choose an explainable means of death, as millions of men suddenly having hearts attacks simultaneously would seem really fucking suspicious to pretty much everyone

>>135576810
Doesn't work like that. First of all you need to know the full name and the face of the person you are writing in the note. Second you can only make that person affect themselves. In other words you can't say "raped to death" because that requires another person to do the raping. Idiot.

I would hide the book and never use it. People who use the Note don't go to heaven or hell and that's terrifying.

>>135577712
Why do people dislike the Rockefellers? John was an honest man who worked hard, he didn't do currency manipulation and backroom politics like Soros is the Rothschild.

>>135608187
Because they went to public school and "hurr robber barrons durr rich people bad"

>>135608578
Must be more than that, those Marxist type who whine about the gilded age don't have that conspiracy air about them.

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>>135599190
>You have to picture the victim when you write it
>Le happy merchant every time
>Israel depopulated in a week

>>135576669
Deported

>>135608071
Nobody goes to heaven or hell. That is outright stated in the book. There is no divine punishment for using it.

>>135576669
Just write "Muhammad"

>>135609368
KEK

>>135608071
There is no Heaven or Hell. Ryuk lied to Light about that. But either way, would you rather risk ending up going to hell?

*All transgender, by killing themselves*

>>135577164
You. I like you.

>clintons admit to everything and show 100% undeniable proof that they're guilty, and then kill themselves live on air

Anyone got any better ideas

>>135576669
Make Jeb die via hanging for comedic value.

>>135592631
*

>>135608782
>New York and Washington depopulated in a week
ftfy

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What do? I stop watching shitty Japanese cartoons before I end up like this.

All fake Christians
All homosexuals
All transexuals
All niggers
All muslims
All sluts
All sexual degenerates
Movie industry
Music industry
Book industry
Every industry
All pagans
All liberals
All redditards
All pagan larpers
Porn industry
All jews
All Rothchilds
All Rockfellers
All Soroses
All Clintons
All Bushes
All wicked people
And finally...

All Serbs

>>135611574
Also, their souls won't go anywhere. THEY WILL BE REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE!

>>135576669

is this a jojo ref?

>>135611574
>porn industry
please spare facial abuse they're the anitheroes of pornography

>>135591794

If they can prove that it works and all those names are still in it, you're fucked.

>>135585575
>can't into 7 proxies
deserves it desu

>>135576669
I'd halve my lifespan and start killing people via facebook. I'd start by eliminating every fucking Jew in Hollywood and the government. That would probably take weeks. I'd enrich myself via very convoluted means as well so that I can continue by grand work, the ability to have people do things before dying greatly increases the potential of the work.

Once I'm richer than God, and living in a fortress in Montana, I'd get started exterminating Jewry globally. Then niggers... That would take some time, but via multiplicative effects I think starting a race war would be fairly easy. For one thing you could simply write "hanged from streetlamsp by angry mob of Europeans" one week into the future for a few thousand Eritreans at once, see how that goes.

>>135607622
>millions of men suddenly having hearts attacks simultaneously would seem really fucking suspicious
What if they are all Americans?

>>135612156
No it's Evangelion ref

>>135612216
fuck you beast

>>135607924
You can say "hit by a car," Yagami does it in like the first episode while testing the book out. So at the very least you can create nonspecific accidents and such, it's not clear if "shot by the police" for example would apply.

>>135576669
Make (((Soros))) kill himself after he comes on to /pol/, and dumps everything he knows.

>>135613027
>shot himself in the back twice

>>135613104
Think about this one. Would you even need to write another name afterwards?

>>135576669
socialism by self destruction

>>135613363
Netanyahu, Rothschild, Kissinger, etc.

>>135576669
Trump launches nukes on russia and israel and does a shooting in the white house and kills himself

Putin nukes UK france and germany and lights himself on fire

all of saud family dies by choking on food

Donald Trump

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Africans

Islam

Perfect fucking world

>>135601637
>not using the death note to cause peaceful imams to allhu akbar themselves, furthering right wing politics

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>>135576810

>>135607924
He is implying the OP wrote his own name because he is a faggot who wants to be raped to death by BBCs

>>135616424
> crucified by yet another joo after he glassed the entire niggers continent saving the human race from extinction

I could deal with that

>>135579642
you have to have the persons face in mind while writing their name.

>>135594917
>communists
>people
pick one

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>>135576669
write "OP cause he's a faggot" followed by "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"... repeating untill all pages are covered then crumple each page and soak in water with a tiny bit of coffee grinds to add color then lay out to try followed by burning the edges. repeat until the book looks like a tattered remnant of its former self then stick it in one of the dusty cobweb filled boxes in my house and take the box out to a random highschool yard and when it's discovered by some weeb faggot who wants to use it have them discover that not only is there no space to write on it but it's too tattered to write on without ripping the pages.