Why is this the greatest invention of all time?

because no one gets away until they whip it

>>135575313
My grandad had a whip. I was too young when he died, but apparently he used it to raise the dogs and possibly my grandma.
He was a crazy ptsd'd military, lost an arm in 1940 but still managed to fight all along the war, and still fighting in Indochina and Algeria.
A good guy I'd say. The whip must be a patrician thing.

I saw a man use that to rip someones dick off in prison.

Slavery was a mistake.

>>135575313
It sounds like jesus gently snapping his fingers.

>>135577930
lmao

>>135578080
Ending slavery was a mistake.

>>135575313
Because we used it to drive chariots after domesticating the horse and inventing the wheel, thereby conquering Europe.

>>135578033
fuck need a greentext on this one
was the dick UMA DELICIA?

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I prefer the hand device.

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>>135575313

No, you're getting sleepy mor.. fellow anonymous poster. Why not retire to your chambers.

https://youtu.be/G9Njgf8-668

>Thread about whips and this isn't posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVtph48Fqc

It's like you don't love Russia or something.

Mods add a Cossack flag. They were the original trolls.

>>135575313
I'd say the nooce was the greatest invention of all time, because it kills people like you OP.

>>135578033

flag checks out