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Trump eats “like a teenage boy”

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>According to the Chicago Tribune, Trump eats “like a teenage boy”, indulging in fast food – he celebrated with a Big Mac and fries after he won the Republican presidential nomination - and knocking back cans of Diet Coke.

>By all accounts, he’s not a huge fan of breakfast, but if he does eat it, it’s cornflakes, or a plate of bacon and eggs.

>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

>While the POTUS might work through lunch, he’s admitted his “big thing is dinner” with a fondness for two servings of pasta, meatloaf, or an extremely well-done steak.

>Nutritionists claim this kind of high-fat, low nutrient diet not only impacts the POTUS physically, but mentally as well.

https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/health-and-wellbeing/a/36552979/concerns-over-donald-trump-s-daily-diet/
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>>135572961
>two servings
IMPEACH
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>>135572961
>he’s not a huge fan of breakfast, but if he does eat it, it’s cornflakes, or a plate of bacon and eggs.
Good lord, can this man get any more American?
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Trump's brain is being affected by all the fats and sugars he is consuming. He is unfit to lead!
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.
Wtf I hate bacon now
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>>135572961
Comically petty
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>>135572961
>bacon
H A R A M
A
R
A
M
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The most important thing is how many scoops the man has
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>tfw Trump and you share the same diet

Feels good, hopefully I'll get a Slavic cutie for a wife.
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>where's the buttermilk?
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>>135573679
>>135572961

Damn I hate bacon now...

Wtf I can't eat anything...

I can't eat eggs... boom cancer

I can't eat bacon... boom cancer

I can't eat bread... can't lose weight

I guess I need to eat celery and almonds 24/7...
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>>135572961
>an extremely well-done steak.
drumpf
druuummppffff
DDDDDRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFFFF
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>>135572961
Oh God I'm so bored of hearing about Trump. Imagine being so butthurt you scrutinise someone's breakfast habits
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>>135572961
i would hate to be president if i was id end up beating the shit out of some media faggot
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>>135573998
Kale and water.
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>This is what the media considers news.
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>>135573797

You said it, Anon. Trump could walk to Cuba from the Florida Keys and tomorrow's headline would read, "DRUMPF CAN'T SWIM!!!!"
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>>135574151
>our investigators caught Trump eating a burger, we now have definitive proof that he is mentally unfit for office
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BAIT MASTER BAIT
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>>135573912
Are you worth billions?
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>>135572961
This is too much, if shit ever really starts to break down I'm going after journalists.

I don't care about anyone else, the propaganda demons and traitors will get the first bullet.
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>>135573998
Clearly you need avocado on rice bread and kale juice.
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How is this meant to be negative. If anything it comes off as positive as he appears to be a fat slob making himself relatable to the majority of the nation
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>>135572961
>extremely well-done steak

Impeachment when?
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>>135573998

don't forget to activate your almonds, friendo
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>>135574151
Now you know how buttdevastated the left were since last November

9 months in and they are still trying to find ways to invalidate him.

The salt.... it runs freely in the age of Trump
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>>135574151
Exactly
call me when he does something
Id rather hear about the Bongs flipping their shit because Corbyn supports brexit
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>>135572961
Trump doesn't eat like a teenage boy, he eats like an American.
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>>135572961
>hate drumpf, want him to die
>drumpf eats shit food that causes cancer
>hate drumpf for that too

I dont know who is more retarded. those who read it, or those who write it. also recently there was a thread about niggas complaining that clean eating is white posh people thing. so chicago tribune is racist for hating on poor black people food?
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I thought it well-done was bad enough but
>extremely well-done
Fucking why
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>>135572961
He eats like me, i skip breakfast and lunch and have a big dinner.
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>>135572961
>>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

they are THIS MAD
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>>135572961
>high-fat, low nutrient
pick one
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>>135573998
Coconuts honey dates and seeds bruh
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>>135574414
yasss.
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>>135572961
>eats the same shit every other fat American eats
>"like a teenage boy"

pathetic excuse for journalism.
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>>135572961
>While the POTUS might work through lunch, he’s admitted his “big thing is dinner” with a fondness for two servings of pasta, meatloaf, or an extremely well-done steak.
>Two Servings
>TWO

RESIST
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.
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Pretty embarrassing that a guy who has the money and power to have people make and serve him literally anything eats worse than a dumb commoner.
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>>135572961
>Extremely well-done streak

UNFIT FOR LEADERSHIP
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>>135572961
thats some hard hitting journalism
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>>135572961
High fat diets being bad is a kike meme. Now go drink your sugar like a good goyim.
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>>135574747
>2 scoops
>2 genders
>2 terms
>2 servings

Get used to it
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>>135572961

Yeah and people who dont give a fuck also tend to live longer so where is your science god now?
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>>135574836
Not everyone wants a health glass of Jamals cum for every meal you weasel.
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>>135574190
Kale is fucking useless.
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They've reverted to simple name calling.

The Russia stuff isn't selling. But too much time has passed. They ONLY talked about Russia.
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who the hell cares. God foodies are such pretentious faggots
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>>135572961
>american food is "like a teenage babbie hehehe"

FUCK YOU
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>>135574836
Just because you're rich doesn't mean you have to have caviar and champagne for every meal.
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>>135574895
>2 Bogdanoffs
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>>135574834

>mfw
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>>135574947
rural / suburban retard detected
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>>135572961
>Nutritionists claim this kind of high-fat, low nutrient diet not only impacts the POTUS physically, but mentally as well.
I wonder if they consider that many amerians might have a similar diet, so by trying to insult Trump they manage to insult random people just reading their "news".
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>>135574836
>i must change my decisions based on the people around me to impress them

Trump is alpha and doesnt give a fuck. If he likes it he will eat it.
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>>135574556
that was my thought
If he ate nothing but Caviar, they would write an article condemning him for that as well
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>>135574987
kek
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>>135575011
Hippy faggot nigger loving leaf detected.
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>>135575019
They have zero empathy for anyone outside their avocado toast eating cliques
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>>135572961
BREAKING NEWS: the leader of the free world can eat whatever the fuck he wants
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did these retards hire a nutritionist just to say his chances of getting cancer are going up because he's eating motherfucking bacon? can they fucking try harder??
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>>135572961
Why is the mainstream media obsessed with Trump's eating habits?

Pic related, I compiled it a few months ago so I'm sure there's plenty more examples since then
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>>135575107
they probably also like scrambled egg whites and goat cheese pizza
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>>135573891
>well done steak

Now that ought to be a sin right there.
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Why are they fat shaming him?
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>>135573458
The 25th Amendment, Dahnald
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Yep, literally everyone I know either has a bowl of cereal or bacon and eggs for breakfast, from Michigan to Tennessee. Everyone in my family, friends, and strangers. Although TN folks will eat biscuits and gravy when time permits. "pasta, meatloaf, or an extremely well-done steak. " - regular food
"diet coke" - no teen drinks diet coke anywhere. Every accountant and business man I worked with drank diet coke though.
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>>135575019
People who eat like Trump don't read the news.

>>135574965
I mean, I get that a turd like you have no idea what good food is but Trump has every opportunity to discover it.

>>135575064
Everyone "likes" pleb food like steak, bacon and hamburgers. But it's boring to people with an expanded taste palette.
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>>135572961
>Trump is mainly a dinner man
I knew there was a reason I voted for him.
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>>135575267
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>>135575229
Becuase the entire fucking schtick is a front for subversive commies, just remember to keep all the names and faces.

And when your friends and loved ones, yourself, are sent to die in war? Remember the propaganda arm of the left and the republicunt traitors caused it.
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>>135574064
Well all know who else liked things cooked for a long time!
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>>135574836

as a rich man, here's how dealing with you faggots goes...

>eat well
>"OMG WTF THIS GUY THINKS HES ABOVE US OMG LOL THIS FAG IS NOTHING LIKE THE CONMAN MAN"

>eat like I normally did
>"WTF THIS GUY IS SUCH A LOSER HE COULD AFFORD TOI DO THINGS BETTER. IF I HAD THAT MONEY I WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH IT"

losers are so fucking insufferable
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>>135572961

>extremely well done steak

IMPEACH NOW, fucking monster.
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>>135575187
I like those things too, but I still wouldn't use what someone eats to attack them.
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up

By about 0.001% so his chances are now 0.0011%
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>>135575432
>cooked for a long time
But I thought that the Nazis had secret oven technology that allowed them to incinerate humans instantly to burn up all traces of the 6 million Chosen Ones
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>>135575267
Based TN bro, Memphrica reporting in
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So a guy in his 70s who looks and moves like a guy in his 50s is being ridiculed by the (((media))) for his 'unhealthy diet.

Got it.
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>cornflakes

My maga.
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>>135575185
Saved, thanks anon
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The only complaints I have about Trump honestly is that he likes steaks well done. Blue rare is only way to eat a steak.
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>>135572961
>nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

>two literal who's talking to one another
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>>135572961
>>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

I can't roll my eyes hard enough at this statement.
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>>135575920
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Meanwhile Trump's opponent was an alcoholic
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articles like this come into being like this:
>wake up
>shit tomorrow is deadline for my weekly article i have to deliver as a "journalist" for that content farm
>clickrates weren't too high on the last one, wasn't about trump or feminism, my fault i guess
>oh, well i guess i just write something about trump, hey ill just rehash this old story and add some snarky commentary who even cares
>*opens bottle of wine* ok, you can do this, you have done this before
>cry self to sleep
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>>135575296
>Everyone "likes" pleb food like steak, bacon and hamburgers. But it's boring to people with an expanded taste palette.

Who the fuck cares? Hes probably tried many foods at 5 star restaurants. Shows to me hes not as pretentious as celebrities who ask for cooked lobster directly flown from italy.
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>>135575970

Nutritionists are fucking retards. If you need a nutritionist to figure out how to eat, you fail at life.
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>>135572961
>Nutritionists
Nutritionists are fucking garbage. What are the dietitians saying?
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>>135572961
2 SERVINGS OF PASTA!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!
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>>135573998
Can't go outside either, whitey. The sun gives you cancer.
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>>135572961
Oh no hes eating food.
What a crime.
>do americans have literally nothing better to do nowadays.
>if there not crying about freedom its something fucking else
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>>135575920
yeah they are stroking each other lol
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>>135572961
TWO SCOOOOPS
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>>135574716
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>>135573998
Give up meat, goyim. Early humans were strictly herbivores and they lived to be over 100.
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>>135572961
I've sat at that table. Fairly big place for a breakfast joint, highly conservative environment, comfy food at good prices. Owner comes by every table every day at all operating hours to say hello to literally everyone always.
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>>135572961
Who really cares about what he eats? The "teenage boy" is yet another Drumpf-is-an-idiot-manchild criticism.

Btw, what is with the "calle" in legacy captcha? I get it nearly every other time.
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>>135576210
No, they weren't.
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>>135575189
Remember that Trump is over 70. He grew up in an age of risk aversion, and in his lifetime he's grown up with low standards that raised, then shook by the discovery of Mad Cow Disease 30 years ago, and outbreaks just a bit more than 5 years later. And then suddenly we get this big deal of food hipsterism in the last 10-15 years.

Also theres something about a dry aged steak performing and tasting much different than a non-dry and minimum aged steak at medium rare.
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>>135572961
I thought bacon was some kind of cool meme food, do you think Obama would receive a similar level of scrutiny for his breakfast choices?
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>>135573679
>pork makes cancer
Dis my nigga
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>>135575267
My death row last meal would be beef enchiladas and two cans of diet coke. Gotta be in the can.
I can't wait to stream footage of fake news media members being strangled with piano wire as the helicopter hovers over an alligator pit.
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Trump's eating habits legit helped reassured me that he was an outsider to the political system. He doesn't eat like the people who fuck kids. That doesn't mean he doesn't fuck kids, but every cultural barrier is a good sign, especially given that the pedos seem to network in part through their pretentious hipster eateries.
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>>135575296
>pleb food
God almighty you sound like an enormous bitter faggot who bases his actions on the opinions of others.

You would probably pay $150 for a bulgarian ball sweat cocktail if someone told you it was exquisite.
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>>135576364
Hes being ironic
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.
Obvious Psy-op to make whites stop eating pork so Muslims will feel more welcome as they flood into Western countries.
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>>135576498
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>>135573998
Don't forget the soy goyim
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>>135574716
>>135574414
>>135574190
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>>135576484
Those subs are actually my jam, remind me of the ones we got on field trips. Fuck you, they're good.
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>>135576488
Shows how little you know that you think good and exciting food has to be overpriced and pretentious.
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>>135574406
You won't do shit
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>>135576484
>plain chips

yeah I'd be pretty outraged too
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>>135576484
Fuck I remember that day, cracked me up so much
Useless "journalists" butthurt at their little Pizza party while the President gets to eat at the fancy restaurant
IMPEACH NOW
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>>135576641
You're fooling yourself, feel free to fucking die.

But a situation is created where you will be forced out of your mothers basement.
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>>135576351
if it comes up that often its probably a checkword. if thats the case you could skip typing the other word properly because it's the data entry component and not for checking
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>>135572961
>[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer
Welcome to Sharia justification.
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>>135574387

neither is Trump...
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>>135572961
Warren Buffet eats Ice cream for breakfast and soda all day.
It's possible he even has two scoops. Where is the outrage?
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>commented endlessly, even by the left, on how much energy he had during the 2 year campaign
>more then they'd ever seen

Who gives a shit?
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>>135576544
Nah, pretty sure you're a psyop commie shill
source: my anus
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>>135576799
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>trump eats bacon
in peach trumb
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>>135573998
Put hot sauce on your celery. It makes it not taste like celery.
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>>135572961
kind of hungry right now. time to trade in some opium for stamps.

Wish Trump could join in. Got clean sheets in the back room of the double wide.

Shut the fuck up grandma.
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>>135576413
of course not.
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yea to be honest i wish he at least tried to eat somewhat better.

i knew how bad his diet was during his campaign when a new story showed he ate in a single meal:

1 large double bacon cheeseburger
1 side of onion rings
1 side of fries
1 fried mac and cheese ball

and i assume a diet coke
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product,
What? How the fuck do Amerisharts make bacon? It's literally salted and air dried pieces of pork meat that gets grilled for a few seconds.

Do you do that like your cheese? where you don't even use milk but let a nigger piss into some chemical shit and put it into a spray can and call it a day?
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>making an article over the way someone eats
Really grasping at straws
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>>135576785
This.

They also fail to mention that Trump doesn't drink alcohol which is objectively worse. Pretty sure alcohol effects physical and mental health far more than some McDonald's. Hillary is clearly an alcoholic and we see how that goes.
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>>135572961
>71 years old
>Eats like an American teen
Trump continues to win
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>>135572961
Warren Buffet eats the same way, quite proudly actually, and nobody bashes him for it.
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>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

Can you imagine having reputation only for how well you look in still photos?
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>>135573213
donALLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD
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>>135572961
>By all accounts, he’s not a huge fan of breakfast
Trump can't even spell omelet correctly on his own menu
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>>135576413
No, they somehow managed to keep silent on all the horrible things Obama did during his reign as king nigger.

https://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/obama-252/

Impressive, isn't it?
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cool, at his age he'll be destined for a heart attack any day now.
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>>135572961
>REEEE Fuck You bacon!

Seriously did they really need to explain what bacon is and in the most negative way possible just to shit on Trump?
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>>135572961
Will they ever stop this retarded witch hunt?
>Trump leaves media to eat dinner!
>Two scoops!
>Well done steak!
>Fast food!
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>>135576484
>sandwiches, pizza, chips

What's the problem? They're the press.
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>>135572961
OH MY GOD
WHO
THE HELL
CARES
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>>135572961


Trump can eat how he wants to eat, fucking gay ass hipsters and their avocado toast. Why are people so fucking smug about everything these days?
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why does trump drink coke when pepsi is master race
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>>135576970
i am from wisconsin, and i am very upset about what you're saying about cheese, and i want you to know that i hope demons suck out your soul.
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>>135577256
Journalists/bloggers actually believe they are a part of the upper echelon of society and deserve to be treated as such.
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>>135572961
>>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product
served on a clothes line at Trump DC hotel restaurant

Mmmmm BACON!
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>>135576484
>They get Fanta and pizza
I don't see why they're compmplaining.
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>>135576668
Nah id eat the shit out of those
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>>135572961
He eats like an American
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>>135577125
>In 2010, Obama supported releasing Lockerbie bomber Abdel Baset al-Megrahi (who had been convicted of murdering 270 people) from prison.

typical
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>>135574895
Your information is woefully incorrect, pic related.
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>>135572961
>Big Mac
TWO PATTIES?!
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Wow, Drumpf sounds really unhealthy. He seriously eats processed pork products? Is he even fit to lead?
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>>135574716
>Auschwitz body
>pudgy baby face
Fucking how?
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>>135572961
High energy.
Can't stump.
Also, Hilldawg celebrated loosing by getting shitfaced on white whine.
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>>135577388
avocado toast is a great breakfast and its only 1$

avocados are sometimes 50 cents depending on where you live

good goy blame the millenials for not being able to buy homes
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Wait, and their big cite is that he ate McDonalds after winning the GOP nomination? Wasn't that a fucking year ago? Their example is he ate McDonalds a year ago?
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>>135572961
I remember Bill I-Rape-Interns Clinton eating a lot of McDonalds back in his day. Anyone else?
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>>135576364
>falling for the processed factory farming jew

Meat is so pumped full of hormones these days that I'll bet you have some cute titties.
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eating whatever the fuck you want and not worrying about (((health))) is the ultimate redpill
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>>135577070

Yeah, he makes the menus...
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>>135577695

I wonder how she feels now that SoShi comeback is near.
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>>135577747
Yeah, and the media loved him for it.
>haha, look at Bill go, eating McDonald's and playing the sax, he's just like us!
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>>135572961
>implying steak, eggs and bacon are low in nutrients
>implying saturated fats and cholesterol increase, not decrease, heart disease
Saturated fat and dietary cholesterol protect against heart disease and diabetes. This has been proven for over 20 years, people just won't change their minds about it because the myth runs so deep.
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>>135577775

I eat what I hunt/capture/grow.
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>>135577859
her own comeback next month too

she dont need no soshi bitches
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doesn't fatty food make your brain work better?
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>>135577070

http://grammarist.com/spelling/omelet-omelette/
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>>135576970
>It's literally salted and air dried pieces of pork meat that gets grilled for a few seconds.

well that's what processing means
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>>135572961
TWO SERVINGS?!?
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What a ridiculous claim. Teenagers, like adults, all have wildly different diets and eating habits. Much like how they constantly cry about Trump not acting "presidential" enough for them, it's all based entirely on their own preconceptions and biased opinions on how certain people should act. It's a free country, nigga.
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>>135572961
implying any of the sjw subhumans that write this garbage have a healthy diet
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Good for him, I guess. Can capitalist "news" talk about anything more substantive? He's the president, not just a celebrity, no - aren't there policies they can write articles on?
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>>135574716
That's the body of someone who hasn't picked up something that weighs over 5kgs his entire life.
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>>135577788
Those numbers dont lie. Always knew health food was a kike scam.
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>>135577898

They love studies and correlation cause it is stupid and easily lets them keep publishing horseshit.
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>>135577625
>Is he even fit to lead?
yes
right down the primrose path
to hell
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>>135577212

they hate trump and they hate americans
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>>135578132
no thats the body of someone who lost 500 pounds and saved his life through healthy eating

you fucking ignorant bitch
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>>135577070
>glass of milk
7 dollars

The fuck
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>>135572961
but millenials are le -bacon-on-everything generation, why dont millenials support this?
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.


Biiiiitch.
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>>135577386
laugable
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>>135572961
>high-fat
>low nutrition
goddamn some nerve this rostbif has
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Obama was a smoker for fucks sake and they are criticizing Trump for eating Bacon and Eggs for breakfast?

I want off the MSM ride
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>>135578403
The only way off is by removing the operators.
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>>135578403
no it was probably the big mac and french fries

probably not the best for a 70 year old

objectively
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>>135577595
hahaha
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>>135578005
It's spelled omlet on the menue.
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>>135572961
>Donald Trump, the president of the United States, eats almost the same things I do
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>>135574151
I know right, poor old Mr Milliband.
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>>135577625
But seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes.
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>>135577350
Even if you use water that has some tracers of "milk" it's not cheese buddy. I tasted that award winning garbage. IT'S NOT CHEESE.

>>135578028
Anything you consume is processed beside eating fucking raw veggies/fruits straight form the plant or straight out of the killed animal if we do it this way.
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>>135572961
>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

So for the article they consulted a nutritionist to tell their readers what bacon is?
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>>135572961
for fuck's sake, they're even second-guessing his diet.
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>>135574895
Is 2 our number?
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>>135577775
>not lifting while eating factory farm meat to obtain steroids from the meat and convert the hormones into gains
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>>135572961
>Trump is too old to be president
>he acts like a teen
WTF I love leftards now
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fuck you that's god damn american. Only faggots care about shit like this, fuck off shill
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>>135572961
lol, I just watched a documentary about the oldest people in the world. And one lady said she has eaten bacon every morning for over a hundred years.
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>>135572961
Trump is pure american !
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>>135572961
>bacon is bad

These fucking idiots, about everything. Nuke it all, holy shit.
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>>135578641
>Anything you consume is processed beside eating fucking raw veggies/fruits straight form the plant or straight out of the killed animal if we do it this way.

yeah, it's a pretty meaningless term
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>>135574406
you probably won't be alone.
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>>135578795
there are people who got shot in the head and lived to old age

doesn't mean you should shoot yourself in the head. wait... actually you should
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omg, bacon and eggs? the most common breakfest ever? the horror,
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>>135573797
But it might affect him mentally!

Obama probably ate tons of soy, kek.
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David Bossie here, can confirm that President Trump ate a lot of fast food during the campaign.

He also stayed up working past midnight each night and was up at dawn. We would joke that it was the fast food

BTW I did Citizens United hahaha
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>>135572961
is there anything worse than having a bunch of people staring at you while youre eating

look at them
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Warren Buffett goes through the mcdonalds drive thru every morning on the way to the office
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I don't trust a man who won't eat bacon.
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>>135574716
classic cia stooge
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>>135578132
there's a webm of it doing squats out there

no I didn't save it, I didn't want that evil on my hard drive.
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>>135574460
Just come here to say that
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>>135572961
What is it with Diet Coke and high ranking people/celebrities? That shit is like 20x worse than just drinking a regular coke.
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>>135578952
That's some top logic you got there with your meme flag you nigger cum guzzling faggot.
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>>135578549

No shit, did you read the link?
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Isn't it funny how Trump, who is 70, eats like this and probably has his whole life.

My grandparents are in their 90's and eat bacon and eggs every morning. Last time I visited them we had fried chicken sandwiches for lunch, and cheese pizza for dinner.

It's almost like (((health organizations))) are full of shit and want you to eat nothing but carb loaded shit like a good goy.
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>>135579153
harr harr
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>>135576399
If you dont eat dry aged steak well done you're missing the point of eating it amd wasting a shit ton of money.
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>>135572961
TWO SCOOOPS !!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!
How wil blumpf survive this?
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>>135574406
So you're making a mental list of fellow citizens you will murder if you have the chance? America was built on freedom, you dumb faggot, freedom of expression.
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>Not Biscuits and Gravy
I M P E A C H
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>>135574460
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>>135576970
There is plenty of good bacon in the U.S., plenty of good cheese too
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>>135578270
>cup of covfefe
8 FRNs
The Fefe
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>>135576641
This <3

I'm guessing this is why you Trumpers don't have a girlfriend. At least not with that dumbass attitude. It's 2017, both America and a modern woman will not tolerate your muh ebic rebolutionary bullshit attitude. You can try to hide it, but it will eventually come out and she'll dump your ass over hating people of color. Why is it so hard for neckbeards to respect anything sacred? Is it because they can't get any?
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>>135579369
Treason deserves death.
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>>135579312

>eating steak past med rare

nigger detected
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Amerifat indeed
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We should help him get /fit/

Putin made really dank memes with his bear killing horseback hunting pics
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>>135579484
its not funny

if you dont activate (soak) your almonds you cant make almond milk

you actual flipping imbeciles
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Just pointing out your faggotry.
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Demolition Man was way more on point than I think anyone expected it to be.
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>>135579369
Mental lists aren't reliable.

Freedom ain't free, traitors get the harshest punishment, the first bullet.
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>>135572961
Boohoo Drumpfuldorf eats what he wants. I'm really tired of fucking foodfags on my Chinese urinal forum.It's almost like people can choose what they put in their body.
>In b4 buy a bag of chicken,rice,potatoes.cauliflower and throw it on the skillet by some LARPer
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>>135572961
slow news day
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>>135579643
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>>135579694
indeed

so casual yet so accurate
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>>135578900
checked,
I see well, this term is in Switzerland used for shit like
>eating pure cancer that got dumped into more E numbers than Ramen
or
>reconstructed beef from piss, leftovers and chemicals they sell for 10c/100gramm

So that might got me confused.
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>>135575819
Did someone say TN?
Reporting for duty!
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>>135572961
>"Trump is a cancer supporter" because he eats bacon.
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>>135572961
The man is 71 years old, I don't think he's too worried.
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>>135572961
Obongo fucking smoked most of his life and everyone gave fuckall about it.
How are they even this mad?
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>>135578641
you're such a turd of a troll that i find it difficult to find the motivation to respond to you. you probably don't know shit about fuck based on everything you've posted, and honestly it's hard to take you seriously.
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>>135573998
Those better be activated or else you risk them becoming active in your stomach, and you don't want that. Believe me.
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i dont even like steak for it to have any taste u need well done with ketchup to mask it

and eggs are like chicken fetus in a liquid form

its kind of wierds me out lately
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>>135572961
I wish I could just casually eat with the President eating by himself one table away

So safe and comfy
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>>135572961
Besides the fact they're stooping so low as to criticize our president on his eating habits, they make it seem like his food consumption is going to make him a madman or something. Newsflash: Millions of Americans eat like this every day and society isn't collapsing, it certainly won't be the thing to convince the president to send a nuclear strike straight at North Korea.
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>>135572961
>Oh no! drumpf had too many French fries, it might affect his character on how he judges things

The fucking nerve of these kikes.
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>>135579643
>Drinking almond milk
Why don't you just guzzle sperm, you fag?
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>>135580237
lol youre funny
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>>135572961
>>By all accounts, he’s not a huge fan of breakfast, but if he does eat it,
It's gotta be advocado toast right? Everyone I know eats advocado toast and they are level headed individua-
>it’s cornflakes, or a plate of bacon and eggs.
IMPEACH
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>>135580237
Always such a stupid fucking thought process.

What are eggs for? They are to house a new life, they contain the nutrients and ingredients for an entire being. The only difference is they were not seeded. They are an empty vessel of pure perfection.

But you get unnerved by them due to what? Some kind of weird fucking relativity between mammals of egg laying birds? Get your fucking self together.
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>>135580186
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>>135579552
>has never ate dry aged steak
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>>135572961

I can't blame him for eating well done steak in New York City. By the time the steak reaches his plate at a restaurant its been cut, laced, stepped on, by so many greazy guineas.
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>>135572961
>well-done steak

What a waste.
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>>135580487

>implying i am poor

Literally go to any top end steak house and ask their recommendation for cooking, it will be med rare. If you order anything over that, they will look at you like you are an animal for a reason. On top of that, dry aged removed the moisture, making it even more important to stay in the med rare area, you are a child.
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>>135580186
>alkalised water

this shit really gets my goat.

what's the fucking point? no, you cannot make your body "more alkaline," there's something called a bicarbonate buffer that exists explicitly to prevent that from happening.
not only that, but if you happened to successfully raise your blood pH, you'd be fucking dead.
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>>135572961
its retarded to read this
imagine, you work to produce literally bilions of dollars
you become the most powerfull mogul on tv
then you become the most powerfull person in the world

-hes stupid
-hes fat
-hes unhealthy
-hes unlikeable
-hes patriotic ( ?? )
-hes x

i mean holy fuckingshit, how stupid can people be
its fucking bafflin
its the biggest proof that genetically inferior humans have reproduced to much
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>>135580174
I don't even care, Your "cheese" is disgusting/10, you can't into BBQ nor into any kind of edible cuisine.

I got some (you)'s and did my part to bump this absolute shit thread of the board by triggering (you)
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>>135579552
>>eating steak past med rare
>nigger detected
No wonder Trump likes his steak well-done: Inspectors find 13 violations in Mar-a-Lago’s kitchen
https://qz.com/957893/donald-trumps-mar-a-lago-has-a-food-safety-problem-health-inspectors-say/?utm_source=YPL&yptr=yahoo
http://archive.is/4TZUr
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>>135572961
Trump eats like a man.
Also, bacon. He can eat bacon.
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>>135580602
>he wants e-coli
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>>135573679
>hey everyone trump is really unhealthy!
>oh no he died of (((((cancer)))))
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Does nobody remember Taft he had to get a special bathtub installed in the white house and then anons like this come around talking about diet who the fuck cares
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>>135580682
Not everyone enjoys the same tastes anon, for the record I love a good bloody steak, but fucking come off, it's food.
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>>135580754

Wisconsin cheese holds many of the top 3 spots for international cheese competitions judged by euros you fucking retard. We have some of the best cheese in the world as judged by your fucking countries even. Usually the only one we lose in is Gouda.
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the only people who don't eat well done steaks are literal cucks

btw trump likes very fatty cuts which are GOAT well done
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>>135577388
Checked, and kek'd
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>>135573213
DONOOOOOLD
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>>135580798

Steaks aren't ground beef.
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>>135580762

>being so biologically weak you can't take raw meat

I eat rare burgers and have for close to 20 years now, not once have I had food poisoning. I have accidentally eaten raw chicken on like 4 separate occasions.
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>>135572961
Is that nutrionist a fucking muslim or something, shit talking bacon should be a federal offense.
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It's fugging over Drumpfff
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>>135580754
>I got some (you)'s and did my part to bump this absolute shit thread of the board by triggering (you)
APPROVED
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>>135576581
how much are these faggots selling this shit for?
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>>135574716
Is that a fucking pygmy?
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>>135580798
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>>135579504
>pussy
>sacred
Roastie detected, present mammaries or evacuate the premises.
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>>135581012
I couldn't eat a rare burger, the texture is too weird for me. I like my burgers and steak both medium rare. But good on you.
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>linked with cancer
West Ham was linked with Carlos Bacca last year, "linked" dont mean shit
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>>135581190
no its worse
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>Trump eats whatever he wants
>He has high energy and is in pretty great shape for a 70 year old man

Huh.
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>>135580893
mate your chemicals are not cheese. It's garbage. Real cheese is banned by the FDA. It's sad but a fact.

>thanks for helping to get this thread autosaged.
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>>135573679
is this narrative the start of his ((( heartattack)))??
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>>135576351
we swapped nigger for calle that thread was yesterday
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>>135581337
its whatever god makes your life to be`

thats the truth nobody wants to talk about
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>>135574836
>Rich people must spend thousands on each and all of their meals because they can "afford" it

This mentality is why you aren't rich.
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trump doesnt smoke
trump doesnt drink
trump doesnt do drugs except shit like aspirin

trump is literally one of the most active 70 year olds I have ever seen

his diet seems super normie tier

mocking someone for how they eat their steak is pathetic and retarded, it shows how little real ammunition they have against the guy if they are going after his fucking eating habits.


obama smoked
obama drank
obama admits to smoking marijuana in his youth and likely still partakes and there is footage of his daughter smoking weed ;^)
obama also did hard drugs in his youth while having gay sex in chicago bathhouses
but lets call into question trump's psychological health for eating fucking *bacon*
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>>135580186
What a bizarre range of foods.
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>>135581436
By contrast Hillary was a health nut and vegetarian, and she almost died on the campaign trail.
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>>135572961
>>"[Bacon is] a processed pork product, which has been linked with cancer, so his risk of developing the disease will go up," nutritionist Jo Travers tells Popsugar US.

Liberals explaining bacon.
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>>135578167
THICC
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> “like a teenage boy” <
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>>135575437
>if I had that kind of money
I fucking hate that, my friends & family say this shit everytime I buy anything remotely nice & Im not rich by any means.
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>>135577632
FtM Trans
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Harris Raises Eyebrows*
>*Audience giggling*
>Drumpf...
>*Audience Howls and claps*
>I mean, really?
>*Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out*
>*Colbert gets on his desk and rips off his shirt*
>DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUNP
>*Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalizing the TV crew*
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside*
>IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMP!!
>*Wings sprout from the audience members, they begin chanting in Latin*
>DAAAANAHLD
>*Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is now standing in his place*
>BLUMPF
>*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes, and cannibalizations sprout up*
>GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST
>*Trump, laughing hysterically, but crying profusely opens the nuclear football and demands that all nukes be set off*
>*DC iS wiped off the map*
>*Trump is literally BTFO*
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>>135576210
Whatcha doin rabbi?
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>>135581521
Stop being unhealthy
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>>135572961
Trump is on of our (Russian) plants. We push leader with bad health choices to make American public die from diabetes, hypertension, high cholesterol, and heart attack.

Bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh
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>>135580684
Kek
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>>135581620
>By contrast Hillary was a health nut and vegetarian, and she almost died on the campaign trail.

trump also literally went to twice as many places and held twice as many events that lasted much longer and sometimes multiple cities in 1 day.

hillary would go speak at fundraisers to DONORS for usually less than 20 minutes :^)
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>>135575267
>Michigan to Tennessee

Stay pleb, Midwest.
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Not drinking and smoking and he's on one irrelevant prescription I think, is the key..Bill Clinton ate much worse and it's the cocaine and STD that took him down,,,
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>>135579221
Reminds me of that news story from some years back where this 115 year old man in New York lived mostly on cheap wine and bread fried in fatback, done so because bacon was too lean. Motherfucker lived comfortably on his own having seen three different centuries on a diet that would have made this stupid bitch's head explode.
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>>135580684
The point is not to make your body more alkaline but to relieve it of having to process foods that cause acidic build up. Acidosis is a real thing, although it would be difficult to induce just by drinking water with a low pH.

>>135580186
Almonds have natural preservatives in them, all nuts and seeds have as they need to keep a long time to serve their intended purpose in nature. If you regularly eat a lot of them, it is beneficial to soak them in water for a few hours so the enzymes are activated because the conditions for sprouting are present. That the mystery behind the activate almonds. They're just almonds that have been soaked in water overnight.
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>>135572961

>Bill Clinton eats fast food
>"Oh our silly American president eating fatty food!"
>Donald Trump eats fast food
>"TWOOO SCOOOOOOOOOPS! DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT ALL FOOD CAUSES CANCER, WHY ISN'T HE PHOTOSYNTHESIZING LIKE A REAL PRESIDENT?!?!?!?! IMBEACH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
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>>135580186
This is a typical menu from a place that liberals like to eat.
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>>135573213
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>>135581092
My grocery store sells them for $3.75 each, they also offer one with a small cube of watermelon & mint leaves for the same price.
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>>135576418
kek
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>>135574716
That's biologically a woman that takes male hormones. She fucks another trannie (fat FtM). The twig has the vagina and no tits, the fat one has a dick and tits.

Pretty much the personification of /d/
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>>135581381

http://wccc.myentries.org/contest/results/top-three?event=59#resultSub

Enjoy those results. Looks like some leaf cheese has stepped up recently.
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>>135580684
gooy goy keep drinking acidic water

the whole point is so your body doesnt have to convert it its healthier

>>135581867
dude you can feel nuts being digested better if theyre soaked before hand

also required to make almond milk or they wont blend
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>>135574716
Does that sign in the back say "melon extravaganza"?
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>>135581467
>non garbage food must necessarily be pretentious and overpriced

Your pleb is showing.
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>>135582224
>Those prices
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>>135582224
Everything sounds horrible
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>>135582224
did you see trumps menu

its 32$ for a croisant
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>>135576469
Yeah ok buddy.>>135576475
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>>135580682
Yes you are.

Any chef that cooks well done and it doesn't have moisture in the meat works at a chain restaurant
>Former chef at numerous high end restaurants
>Most famous being Jean Georges
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>>135582175
>drink alkaline water
>neutralized almost immediately by stomach acid
>has literally no effect on ketoacidosis or lactic acidosis as the acids are generated much later by different metabolic processes
???
profit!
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>>135582224
Can someone explain the fetish liberals have with adjectives?
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>>135578942

>that shirt
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>>135572961
>cornflakes, or a plate of bacon and eggs
What the fuck do you WANT him to eat for breakfast?
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>>135582670

>made up nonsense: the post
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>>135572961
>bacon is bad so his risk of developing the disease will go up
honestly at this point almost everything increases your risk of cancer so who gives a fuck
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>>135573431
He could be getting driven around in a Dodge.
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>>135582224
>mushroom carnitas

KILL IT KILL IT SEND IT BACK TO HELL
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>>135582224
Names are dumb but literally everything sounds delish.
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>>135583007

>vegan food
>good

Pick one.
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>>135582463
I am convinced you're merely pretending at this point. But the only reason to eat super expensive pretentious food is to impress others and to appear "sophisticated". Trump doesn't need any of that because he has demonstrated to be successful. If anything this is just him being persuasive like the madman he is.

Besides, he can eat whatever the fuck he wants. Is none of my business. As long he isn’t eating radioactive waste and razor blades I won’t tell him to change his habits.
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>>135583546
>isn’t eating radioactive waste

big mac and fries
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>>135583309
I'll take the vegan food. Falafel isn't good - it's great.

You know I didn't even realise it was a vegan menu. I just saw lots of delicious dishes with silly names. This obsession with meat is another thing I don't get with you people.
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>>135583309
Vegan food is only good if it is properly activated
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>>135582407
Cheddar is not cheese mate. Thats like eating shit and calling it uma delicia.
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>>135581722
Yeah i never got that shit either, like my parents were in awe when i paid cash for a new car. Like holy fuck, i make 50k a year and i live like im making 50k a year and saving what i can. I dont make 50k a year and want to live like a person who makes 70k a year.

Shits just mind boggling, how bad people are with money.
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>>135582224
>16 bucks for a falafel
Haram as fuck
>>135582661
Sacre bleu, maybe burgers should have voted for guy fieri instead?
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>>135582912
You're the one taking issue with my claim of welldone steak. You should have cited yourself in your first post instead of claiming I'm a nigger.
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>>135582224
Pic related
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>>135584206

nigger larping detected
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>>135583943
kek definite faggot detected, go give yourself an enema.
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Can't wait for Colbert's monologue.
>Stephen motions for everyone to quiet down.
>About 6 minutes have passed already
"so..."
>audience on edge of their seats
"how many of yall like eating?"
>the crowd cheers, someone woops loudly
"me too folks me too. but you know what I dont like?"
>crowd silent in anticipation... what ever could the late show monologue be about tonight? Stephan always keeps them guessing, hes a smart guy.
"Trump"
>Crowd errupts into hollering and booing
"and did ya see this today folks? it turns out TRUMP likes food!"
>mixture of shocked gasps and laughing.
"more specifically fast food."
>people booing, how dare the president enjoy fast food. surely the obsese americlap audience have a healthy diet that allows them the higher moral ground on this issue.
"He said that its "Great stuff" im not making this up folks"
>More booing.
"it gets worse as always with our dear president. He said he enjoys eating bacon for breakfast!"
>gasping audience. from the band leader comes a "Hahaaaa whaaat?!"
"now health experts say that a bad dieat can cause not only health but also mental problems, Not that im excusing him haha!"
"now, I like pasta.." he turns to the band leader and asks "you like pasta?"
>jon replies "hahaaaaa Yeaaa!"
"but trump must really like pasta, so much that he has two servings!... Two! can you believe this folks?"
>audience laughs and immediately regrets it.
>colberts face takes on a redish hue and he starts to breathe heavy.
>shocked the audience is unsure if this is some kind of set up or joke
"TWOOOO SERVINGS!... "
>the fury emanating from his is astounding. hes giving off heat and the audience fears he may combust.
"TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "
>he erupts in flames melting the faces of the first 3 rows.
>the scene is reminiscent of DBZ,engulfed in a flame he screams trumps name and the waves of anger push our knocking over cameras.
>before the transmission is cut a final wail is broadcast.
"DDRRRRUMMMPPPPFFFFFFFF!!!!!
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>>135578641
On a scale of 1 to pic related, how butthurt are you that Wisconsin Master Race CheeseAnons make better cheese that you do, Medkit?
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>>135582224
>Menus
Get that shit out of here. Did you ever think about the victimized illiterate Afromerican population?
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>>135584082
>Shits just mind boggling, how bad people are with money.

Why do you think rich people are a rarity to begin with?
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>>135573679
Eating bacon makes terrorists uncomfortable. It might even lead to more attacks. Damn!
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>>135584451
Sorry mate a chemical product you put into a can isn't cheese even if you pull it our of the can.
It's just nigger piss.
There's a reason every single cheddar is rated a artificial product that is not allowed to be sold as cheese in the civilized world buddy. Enjoy stuffing your mouth with piss.
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>>135584395
Again you can't refute my claims and rely on calling someone nigger and expect me to believe you've ate at anything higher in class than an Outback.
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>>135574631
Remember the old commercials?
Pork...the other WHITE meat!
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