Chris Christie Taunts Fan At Cubs Game (Video)

kek his pants are almost at his nips

>>135570691

hes a big guy

>>135570877
He doesn't want to cut off the circulation to his cankles

>>135570877
This. Wtf

>>135570691
>don't make me redirect traffic right into your face pal

>>135570691
He probably eats a lot

>>135570691
>"you're a big shot"
I never liked this fat crooked fuck, but to be fair that was pretty alpha. Dude clearly intimidated

>>135571410
>talking shit to an average american citizen at a ballgame with his gf
>while your Secret Service detail is right behind you ready to pounce at the slightest cue
yeah man that's really alpha, what a big shot

>>135571011
For you

>>135571011
4u

>>135570691
>be a guy
>fuck with a celebrity
honestly only little bitches do this because they know they hold all the power. it's basically the power a normal woman has over a normal guy not being able to hit her or else his life will be fucked. little bitch knows crispy cant do shit so he runs his mouth. ultimate loser faggot move i would expect from a cubs fan.

Fat fuckin RINO

He is literally the boogie2988 of politics.

>>135571410

That's /pol/ in real life, all talk until the big man gets in his face. The guy probably pissed himself.

>>135570691
OBTAIN A JUDICIAL WRIT, ROTUND RAPSCALLION

>>135571824
>all talk until the big man gets in his face. The guy probably pissed himself.
Again: Do you really think that guy wouldn't have retaliated in kind if Kristy Kreme didn't have a full Secret Service detail behind him?

nu/pol/ seems to have a really skewed definition of "alpha"

Why does he wear his pants so fucking high? It only makes him look ever more retarded.

>>135571550
So Christie just walks around bullying people for no reason? Are you this fucking retarded? I would bet almost anything that hipster faggot said something to Christie and was thinking hurr dur I'll be edgy and funny and heckle a politician because what's he gonna do in public?
The next thing he knew he had a grizzly sized human 2 inches from his face ready to fuck his shit up.
Being a shit eating cuckold it may be hard to identify what alpha looks like, but take this as a lesson, that was alpha.

>>135570691
based.

faggy hipster btfo.

>>135571742
>celebrity
more like embarrassing fat slob politician that deserves ridicule

>>135571976
>implying normies know who he is

Just looks like another fat faggot.

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>>135570691
He's a big guy.

>>135571955
Secret service definitely would have jumped in.
To save that guys fucking life

>>135571976
It makes logical sense.

>be a fat kike (re: lawyer) with an addiction to stroking your own ego
>go from Atty Gen to politician
>run for POTUS (and lose)
>still obtain a SS detail
>walk around eating whatever the fuck you want and doing whatever the fuck you want because "lol secret service will defend me"

>>135572222
Ok, nu-/pol/

>>135570691
Cubs fans are pretty insufferable despite a shit tier team.

>>135571824
>That's /pol/ in real life, all talk until the big man gets in his face.
we just talk shit amongst ourselves though. twitter users are way worse. i know there's some overlap but most of the fucking with people and harassment happens on twitter.

>>135572316
>when you have nothing so you revert to name calling
Nice m8 you got me

Can't stand that corrupt fat fuck

>>135571976
>ready to fuck his shit up.
two swings and he's gasping for air
the only thing he's fucking up is his own cholesterol

>>135570691
i would have knocked the nachos out of his hands

>>135572206
sauce please

>>135570691
Note the guy in the white shirt standing in the background, he was pointed out as secret service. See how he just calmly stands behind the guy, due to training he was probably waiting on him just in case the guy charged after christie.

>>135572524
>implying it'll take more than one

>>135572567
>not pushing them upwards into his shirt and yelling 'cheese shirt!'

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>>135570691
Three fucking scoops

>>135570691

I give the guy credit for saying what's on his mind

But he's still a gigantic fuckwad

He should join the WH
I know, he is the part of "shadow cabinet" (Corey, Ivanka etc), but still...

>>135570691
Wooooow, so alpha

He sure showed that generic citizen who's boss

>>135570691

hmm felony conviction or rep for being the only guy to uppercut chris christie.... hmmm ill take the latter.

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>go to sports game dressed like a fan
>have a big beard and bald head and wear sunglasses 24/7 because im a big man

>get verbally fucked in the ears by an obese casino entrepreneur, sink back into seat
>"what did he say to you?"
>"oh..I..what..I dunno...tfw no alpha personality"

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>this man was almost our President

>>135570691
My only question is why does Christie pull his pants up to nipple level?

>>135571410

nah. getting into and random person face while backed up by seceret service is more like beta rage than alpha dominace.

>>135576729
The belt squeezes him slimmer. Imagine him without it.