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What's your opinion on penis jewing?
Did the Jews get you? Is your penis JEWED?
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Yes and I'm a fucking white protestant.
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>>135563988
yes, and im glad about it, too. uncircumcised dicks are fucking gross.
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nope, uncut juicy BWC here

feels awesome m8
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>>135563988
Cutfag here. Where do I join the global Jewish overlords?
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>>135564418
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In the bible it says that even gentile slaves that are owned by jews must be circumcised. I guess that's why they push it in the US.
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>>135564703
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>>135563988
nope. uncut and loving it. it's great to go out for an entire day working, build up a sweat, get some smegma going, and then force my gf down on it
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>>135564418
stop sucking dick desu
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yes i was mutilated at birth by the fake jew kikes and their satanic flesh cutting ritual. i've been using olive oil rubs with various high terpene essential oils to restore nerve endings with some success
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Having your first experience in life being literal sexual torture - genital mutilation, starts you on the road of being an easily controlled drone
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>>135563988
did it last year, feels good
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>tfw absolutely terrible botched circumcision
>not even Jewish
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>>135563988
If you're cut and want to be uncut they make kits to stretch you a new foreskin
Takes a while but it's guaranteed
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At least this once being born in a third world country has its perks.
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ban it
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MUH ELEPHANT TRUNK
REEEEE I HATE GOD
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>>135563988
That picture makes me nauseous. Luckily this isn't a thing in the UK...yet.
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I got Jewed alright. The Jewish doctors told my parents to get me cut because of my phimosis and my dad didn't know anything because his parents had him cut (because Jewish doctors tricked his parents).

We're not even Jewish.
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>>135564908
http://www.circumcision.org/brain.htm

anyone who studies basic psychology will learn that events like this imprint into our unconscious and are never unlearned
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>>135564983
same, im only half circumcised. the dumb kike doctors didnt even get all of the skin, how could troglodyte jew rats even be this stupid
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>>135563988
>tfw uncut ameriburger
Feels Goyish
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All you goys complaining about circumcision should be pleased that you won't get yo dick cut of when ur 20 yrs old because of Phimosis,
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>>135564834
>he thinks you can get smegma in a single day.

baahahaha mad cut fag detected
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>>135563988
Medical problem caused the islamization of my dick :( Although, having sex is pretty great (was virgin before cutting the skin, so i don't know the uncut feelz)
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>>135565507

What was your medical problem? I may of had the same.
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>>135563988
enjoy your smegma you insecure eurofag
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>>135563988
yeah i was jewed, and now i can barely feel anything. i feel nothing during blow jobs or with condoms.
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>>135565177

Well I haven't studied basic psychology
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>>135565747
We wash our dicks.
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>He likes having a dog dick
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>>135564808
That's totally different from cutting up infants.
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The Jew tried to Jew me out of my foreskin but didn't do it right so it grew back. I've been resisting the Jew since I was born.

Get on my level fags.
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>>135565446
>those gnawed down nails
>fatso hands
>terrible looking trousers
>mutilated dick


yep, amerishart virgin basement dweller detected! must suck not being a european

>>135565507
t. Fikret iz Novog Pazara
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Obligatory infographic
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>>135563988


oh look a 14 year old throwing out the jew word like he's edgy.

he man why are you trying to divide people based on silly things like this? are you a troll or just a fucking insecure faggot who thinks he's edgy. you're not edgy you're pathetic.
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Goys should be supporting this organization.
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>>135566111
Nice gets Yeshel Schmuel
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>>135566111
>t.kike defence force
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>>135564418
How often do you come across dicks you fucking faggot?
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>>135565507
>>135565611
Getting mine done this summer, bloody phimosis.

Are you happy with the result? I'm worried I'll regret getting it done.

FYI steroid creams were ineffective for me :(
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>>135566209
>goys pay you to cut off their foreskin
>goys pay you to grow the foreskin back
Brilliant!
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>>135563988
>>135564217
>>135564418
>>135564703
>>135565997
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>born in England
>move to New England at age 7
>sad about leaving
>dad takes me to the toy store
>get a Gameboy, Hot Wheels, Lego, etc.
>best day ever
>week later dad takes me back to the same store
>I'm happier than ever but he's kind of quiet
>I can't remember much of what happened later but I remember going to a doctor's office
>sit on a bench in a large operating room, put on a mask with some funny air
>fall asleep after a few minutes
>briefly wake up to see doctors hovering over me with masks and gowns on
>fall asleep again
>wake up, dad is taking me out to the parking lot
>all I can think of is going back home to play my new gameboy
>when I get home I go to the bathroom to pee, penis is all pink-red and really sensitive, stings alot
>gets better after a week or two
I never thought about until I entered middle school but I realized I was circumcised. Within a week of moving to the U.S. I was circumcised. I know the U.S. is an Israeli satellite but I don't know why I had to get cut at 7 years old. Why was I Jewed? Has this happened to anyone else, getting cut years after being born? wtf
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>>135566321
HAHAH topkek
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>>135566321
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>imagine knowing that your parents handed you over to a doctor as he used sharp instruments to mutilate the most sensitive part of your body as you laid and screamed in agony in your small, vulnerable state.
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>>135563988
No, I like my foreskin. It's fun. It's by far the most sensitive part of my body. A mere cleaning of my glans is an extremely pleasurable feeling. Masturbation is fun and easy and I need no lube. Also I don't look like a fucking kike.
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>>135566278
>bloody phimosis.
Mate, don't fall for it. Physical stretching WILL fix it. Just leave it alone for a while if there's any cuts (I speak from experience), and then set about gradually widening the opening. I didn't use actual tools, but I'm sure they would be even better.
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>>135564908
>>135565177
What fucking infuriates me is how there are people who deny these objective, undeniable, unchallenged facts. People just say "hurr he doesn't feel it hurr he won't remember it ahuhuhuhua." There are """"""""""studies"""""""""" that claim bullshit things like that removing half the penis skin and a shit ton of nerves has no effect on anything and is totally ethical and moral. Even the fucking ancients knew what foreskin was. Literal basic anatomy and physiology also ties form and function, so you literally can't alter form without altering function somehow.
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>>135566248
you goddamn right. love the jews more than niggers, spics, muzzies so fuck you sperm burper.
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>>135563988
Yes, and my penis doesn't look like an anteater. Much lower chance of penile cancer and STDs also.
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>>135566321
Grade A Kikery right there
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>>135566349
Ask your pathetic cuck shabash goy of a "father".
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>>135566321
Yeah I really should have done more to stop it back when I was 0.
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>>135566278
Get as little as possible cut if you really have to do it. Most women prefer uncircumcised.
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I don't know why you guys are against this, pic related is my son getting circumcised by Dr. Bernstein, he told me its very good for a child to do this, because its less likely he will get infection.
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>>135565611
Phymosis (i think that's how its spelled)...i couldn't pull my skin over the glans without extreme pain, because it was too tight. Doctorfag's only solution was to cut it, so i had no other option. I was depressed, but it stopped being a big deal after a while.
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poor cut folk cant pee in their foreskin and have it blow up like a balloon.

please start a movement so this godless mutilation stops.
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>>135566769
man this doesn't look like a good idea at all.
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>>135566618
>Much lower chance of penile cancer and STDs also.

he fell for it
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So should female genital mutilation be legalised in western nations to ensure equality?
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>>135566349
Heh, I was 6 when they cut me. I woke up immediately after the operation while they were rolling me out of the operating room and I felt all of the pain. I gave the doctors a good look at what it was they did to me because I was shrieking like a pissed off gorilla and swinging at everyone. They needed two doctors to hold me down and they all had looked at me as if I was legitimately possessed by a demon.
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>>135566666
UNCIRCUMCISED MASTER RACE
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>>135566618
>Much lower chance of penile cancer and STDs
Are you a gullible idiot, or an unscrupulous obstetitrician on the make?
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>>135566491
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>>135563988
Fully Jewed. Ladies love it.
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>>135566666
GRINGOS BTFO
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>>135566418
>>135566382
>>135566631

Sorry to fuck up your narrative but the organization Foregen and all the doctors who work with it is adamantly AGAINST circumcision. And what is with this nigger attitude that anything science, medicine, etc. has to be Jewish? White people aren't capable of doing any of that shit right?
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>>135566769

obvious troll thread

do they remember it?

/pwned
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>>135564418
Except it feels so fucking great when your foreskin is rubbing against the walls of a vagina, I cannot find words to describe the feeling. And it's never to be achieved for you. Ever. How does that feel? Bad, I presume.
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>>135566647
I don't know it just seems really awkward to being it up
We talk about many things but not dicks
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>>135566505
just follow and share all the blood stained men posts on facebook, the visual assault of bloody diapers and horror stories is jarring and helps wake up the goys
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>>135564518
you dont you have been marked as a jewish slave
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>>135563988
didn't get jewed, thank God. circumcision is only alright if problems like infection occur during childhood or puberty
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>>135566956
I just thought it was a funny premise without doing any research into the joke
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>>135567050
I see you take after him in the gumption area.
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seen many a ho on chaterbate suck on some foreskin that looked like left over pig intestines. just really nasty looking shit.
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>>135564418
I can be circumcized without cutting off my dick, it's called pulling the foreskin back. Sex is not pleasant if I pull it back. It burns like hell. It's almost like humans are supposed to have skin there and that's why they're born with it.
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>>135563988
My favorite part about having an unjewed penis is that when I finish I can just squeeze my foreskin shut and collect the cum under the flap. Then I can just walk around and find the most convenient spot to drop it. It's the best!
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>>135564808
the board is 18+
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>>135567016
exactly, its perfectly normal to have some kike cut up your manhood. It proves you are an ally of Israel, and will forever be friends.
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>>135567019
>Except it feels so fucking great when your foreskin is rubbing against the walls of a vagina, I cannot find words to describe the feeling. And it's never to be achieved for you. Ever. How does that feel? Bad, I presume.
Or when she is giving you a blowjob, and she strokes up, pulling the skin over the head, and letting her tongue surge under, playing with the inside of your foreskin and glans
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>>135566618
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>>135564418

C O P E
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>>135566349
>Within a week of moving to the U.S. I was circumcised. I know the U.S. is an Israeli satellite but I don't know why I had to get cut at 7 years old. Why was I Jewed? Has this happened to anyone else, getting cut years after being born? wtf
But at least you can pass your penis inspections in school
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They cut my foreskin when I was a baby.
The psychological effects are real.
I despise my parents for it.
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>>135567215
>Sex is not pleasant if I pull it back.
Fuck's sake, Primo. That's not normal, mine doesn't hurt at all. Go see a doctor, or stop using lejia to clean it or whatever you're doing.
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>>135567215
>Sex is not pleasant if I pull it back. It burns like hell
This shouldn't happen. Better see a doctor m8
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>>135566956
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>>135567309
I flunked in both countries for pissing when the pants came off
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>>135567239
Oh God, yes! I feel so bad for jew cocked men now...
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>>135566956

It's just banter. Fuck off you /leftypol/ automoton shithead.
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>>135567220
how long is your fucking foreskin?
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>>135563988
circumcized penises are easier to jelq
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>>135567215
>It burns like hell.
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>>135567311
>I despise my parents for it.
Ordinary people are weak and pliable. Despise their rulers, who are better informed, and do your best to enlighten those around you with less awareness than yourself.
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>>135566807
> Taking a shit
> A little bit of pee starts to come out as well and you cant control it
> not in a good position to point dick into the bowl/dick is semi hard
> just pinch the foreskin to contain the pee and then release it when the job is done
I don't even understand why somebody would brag about their mutilated cock. You just need to wash it once a day when showering.
Didn't even know what smegma was until I found out about it on the internet when I was around 16
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>tfw half-cut master race.

I get the "benefits" of foreskin without having a doggy dick anteater between my legs
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>>135564878
source on the oil cure?
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>>135567019
I think it's possible to simulate uncut sex with drugs that intensify physical sensations like marijuana for example.
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>>135564808
18+ board faggot go back to the church of Zuckerberg pussy bitch
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>>135567377
My penis is just sensitive as fuck. I went to the doctor, I was fine. And I do wash it regularly. It feels like that sensation when something touches your eyes. So unpleasant.
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>>135565393
im 35 and un cut
feels good to not have a fucked up dick
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>>135567477
Not long at all really. I just roll it over and squeeze and it just expands with the added content. It's really flexible. If I have a heavy flow sometimes it'll back up the urethra, and I have to kind of wring it out.
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>>135566064
What's the matter? Your cock too small?

kek
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>>135567609
based spaniard, moorish blood or true asturian?
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>>135567612

Lol, cutfags just piss in the toilet when that happens, not autistically play with urine
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>>135567612
>Didn't even know what smegma was until I found out about it on the internet when I was around 16
Exactly, the word is used far more often by those who feel a need to defend their mutilation than those who are supposed to suffer from this nigh on mythical problem.

In these threads, the intact posters too often say "it's easy to just wash it", without letting on that you don't even NEED to very often. I have gone for extended periods without washing, with very little impact smegma-wise whatsoever. All it is is a bit of dead skin that smells faintly of piss. You'd have to go MONTHS to build up any decent amount, despite the scare mongering.
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>>135567633
You still have your cock head rubbing against your genes 24/7 fucking up your sensitivity.
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>>135567696
So your foreskin doesn't automatically retract when you thrust from sliding along the vaginal walls?
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>>135567583
Am I seriously the only one here who can't handle the unpleasantness of anything touching my penis directly without the foreskin covering it?
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>>135566052
how fucked up is your dick i bet a piece is sticking off HAHAHAHAHA
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>>135564557
>
x
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>>135567848
>m-muh dick!1
>isn't goodlooking
>isn't tall
>doesn't have clear, sallow toned skin
>doesn't have a charming european accent
>doesn't have a nice, lean looking body

'kek'
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>>135564217
>>135564518
>>135564808
>>135564878
>>135564942
>>135564983
>>135565060
>>135565092
>>135565446
>>135565507
>>135565747
>>135565871
>>135565997
>not having the best part of the dick

inb4 b-but is cleaner
kek. its not that hard to wash yourself.
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>>135563988
Joke's on you, Schlomo! You only managed to swipe half!
>Why are we here? Just to suffer?
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>>135567220
god what an embarrassing attempt to promote foreskin. lmfao you did just the opposite
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>>135566064
Pure Serbian with ancestors from Bosnia, Montenegro, Croatia and other Serbian lands
>>135566278
Well, my dick is working as it should, so i guess i'm happy with results. Some little scars are visible, but nothing too serious. Only problem is going to be the period of healing, when any contact with underwear will cause strong pain. Good luck Anglobro
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>>135567933
It does and it burns. I prefer a blowjob honestly.
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>>135567696
It could be the case that you wash TOO MUCH, sabes. I worked in Leningrad for a few years, and a Soviet woman doctor gave me a big lecture about how "you in the West" wash too much, removing an important protective layer of your epidermis. She had heard that US Americans have daily hot showers, and assumed all capitalist countries did the same. I assured her that many in Europe just do it weekly or every four days or so.
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Low self esteem, low pain tolerance, mutilated cuck child incomming
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>>135567999
yeah, this is textbook penis envy kek

im pretty sure there's some exercises to make your cock bigger, you might want to check those out.
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>>135568047
It means you can rub one out, any time any place. You just have to keep your hand in your pants until you can deposit. You say foreskin, I say semen sheath.
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>>135568167
WEEKLY? I do it everyday. Oh shit...
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>>135568107
I ja

pozz iz Nikšića
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>>135564418
>cares about what the cick he's about to suck looks like

Faggot detected

My penis was jewed unfortunately. I saved my boy from the disgusting proecedure though.
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>>135565446
it would be so much more aesthetic and pleasurable if it was uncut. You are literally working with a stump that has 1/10th the sensitivity of an uncut cock. Also sex is significantly less pleasurable for women with a cut dick because the head is so dry and callous that it sucks moisture from their vaganias like crazy and also the gliding action of the foreskin also increases the girls pleasure and it is ruined when you cut your dick.
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>>135567926

>2017
>not wearing a soft fabric around your genitals and buttocks

I always knew Canadians were savages but I didn't know that they had never heard of underwear.
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>>135566052

No he just didn't cut far back enough. All I have is a scar.
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>>135563988
Yes, and now I have pubic hair growing on my shaft that I have to pluck, which has occasionally resulted in ingrown hairs that have led to scars. Can't even get them lasered off either because "lol you need to see a specialist that will cost you thousands of pounds only to remove 90% of the hairs and it may lead to scarring".
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>>135568167
I wash 3-4 times a day in the summer and at least once a day in the winter. I wouldn't have it any other way, BO is gross.
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>>135568204
I'm happy with my cock size. I have the looks, height and european charm to follow.

Shame about you, though. Oh well, keep posting photos of your cock on a 95% male-orientated vietnamese weaving board.
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>>135567861
I live in the far south, but this notion of north/south differences is ridiculously exaggerated. THere are dark-complexioned men all over the peninsula, and even into France and Britain. I've worked in Santander, and saw very little difference, except in attitude. For what it's worth, I have a fairly rare Basque surname, but it was brought here by a soldier in the 1400s. There are many examples of this in the South. Perhaps a few of our ancestors married Morisco women, but the male lines were largely expelled to Africa.
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>>135568331
Nah, they just wear denim boxers.
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>implying women dont love a nice strong cut clean dick over a small nasty weak stinky uncut one
I feel bad for uncut fags honestly
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>>135567936
Yes. Lo siento.
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Love that smegma

This is one of those silly /pol/ things that has no bearing on objective cost/harm reality. I remember in Boy Scouts when we laughed and laughed at the french kid who had an anteater. I have no animosity towards the uncircumcised but I'm proud of my American cock. My two boys were also circumcised.

>The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) says the benefits of circumcision outweigh the risks. However, the AAP doesn't recommend routine circumcision for all male newborns. The AAP leaves the circumcision decision up to parents — and supports use of anesthetics for infants who have the procedure.

Circumcision has various health benefits, including:

Easier hygiene. Circumcision makes it simpler to wash the penis. Washing beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is generally easy, however.
Decreased risk of urinary tract infections. The overall risk of urinary tract infections in males is low, but these infections are more common in uncircumcised males. Severe infections early in life can lead to kidney problems later on.
Decreased risk of sexually transmitted infections. Circumcised men might have a lower risk of certain sexually transmitted infections, including HIV. Still, safe sexual practices remain essential.
Prevention of penile problems. Occasionally, the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis can be difficult or impossible to retract (phimosis). This can lead to inflammation of the foreskin or head of the penis.
Decreased risk of penile cancer. Although cancer of the penis is rare, it's less common in circumcised men. In addition, cervical cancer is less common in the female sexual partners of circumcised men.
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>>135567675
It sure may be; never had nor will have an option to have sex without foreskin so I can't say if it will feel similiar. I truly feel bad for you since your kind since you had no say in deciding whether you want it done or not. I had phimosis - like others in this thread - myself and I didn't have to mulitiate myself. My doctor took the skin and made a "noose" of some sort with it, stretching it to its limits. I then throughout my primary school had to stretch the foreskin for it to work properly and now I have a properly workg penis. It hurt a bit, but it's nothing comparing to a permanent lack of foreskin
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>>135568295
you can still fix it.

Look up "tlc tugger", it takes like 2 years but it's worth it in the end.
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>>135568005
Jew doctors told my parents I should get it cut because I had a high risk of injection.
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>>135568421
Sure thing sahara dick
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>>135567311
that's because some insecure queer told you so. wake up fag and realize you're being manipulated.

i cant say how i feel about foreskin because i've never had it so why should i literally regret something like that. if you lose and eye you regret that because you had 2 eyes so you know what it's like. g. to feel regret and hatred over no foreskin is the height of hysteria and completely ROFLMFAO. jeez you fags are hilarious. oh i don't have foreskin and im mad about it. i don't know why because i have no way to compare the two but goddamn it i've read that it's a real crime, that's good enough for me.
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>>135568328
>Also sex is significantly less pleasurable for women with a cut dick because the head is so dry and callous that it sucks moisture from their vaganias like crazy

Solution to this is to apply moisturising lotion daily.
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>>135568167

>no showering everyday

disgusting
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>>135568331
You lose the gliding mechanism when you are cut, you lose the constant moisturizing that the foreskin provides to the penis head, you close the frenulum, there is literally nothing good about being cut.
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>>135568591
meant for
>>135568503
>>135568503
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>>135568527
Do they remove that part with circumcisions?
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>>135568328

Wow, that is some grade-A reaching.

10/10 buddy
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>>135568595
I can understand the hatred if the guy figures the reason why sex isn't pleasurable to him is because his dick lacks sensitivity.
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>>135567093
The Bloodstained Men do good work and trigger the fuck out of people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOC2Hnlf0EI
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Yes I was deformed at birth. My son was not and my parents weren't happy. I told them it's not their call and that we aren't Jews. The doctor overheard me and said it is for hygienic reasons not just religion.
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>>135568217
you say not crazy, i say LMFAO
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>>135568622
Putting on lotion once a day doesn't compare to the penis head being fully surrounded by lubricant and moisture 24/7 which is what the foreskin provides.

To get the same result you'd have to put lotion in a bag and wrap the lotion ziplock bag around your dick all day.
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>>135568404


LMFAO at having to wash your dick 3-4 times a day to keep it from stinking and becoming infected
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>>135566504

I tried stretching with that infuriating cream for months and it did nothing. A fucking degrading experience. Man the fuck up and get cut, girls prefer it.
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>>135568288
Pozz from liberal and SNS infested Belgrade :D
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>>135568258
Ay ay ay, es la influencia de los Gringos, claro. Son todos locos, hijos de fanaticos puritanos. Aun los ingleses normales no son asi. Como he dicho muchas veces antes, Come Home Almost-Whitish Man!
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>>135563988
Parents are 100% white (did gene tests) and Christian.
Got circumcised anyway as an infant.
Their reason: more hygienic and decreased risk of penile cancer.
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>>135568520
>cutting off tissue because you can't bother to tell your kid to have proper hygiene
>cutting off tissue because you'd rather have an agonizing, invasive surgery done on your son to possibly reduce the risk of an infection that's easily cured with antibiotics
>cutting off tissue because you can't be bothered to tell him to use a condom and not have sex with sluts
btw the AIDS crisis was at its peak when most men in this country were circumcised, and most Africans are circumcised.
>cutting off tissue because a rare and easily treated condition might develop
>cutting off tissue because it has a minuscule chance of cancer (penile cancer is less common than male breast cancer, and 2/3 of cases are tied to infection with HPV which is easily prevented)
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>>135568950
ahah, ti nisi cetnik brate? :D
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>>135568989
SPEAK ENGLISH SPIC
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>>135568920
I'm cut just so you know
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>>135568918
the foreskin isn't' even on the dickhead LMFAO
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>>135566349
this sounds made up
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>>135568404
>I wash 3-4 times a day
ALL your body? Hombre, face, hands and armpits is MORE than enough. Fuck is wrong with you maniacs? Are you just pulling our legs?
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>>135567936
I know what you're talking about. It might be that you're just VERY sensitive from it not being used to contact. My foreskin used be tight all my life until i learned i can stretch it and pull it back in my late teens. But then it was Hella sensitive.
After a while of gently touching it like that at times it gets more used to it being exposed. But it it's just strong burning and not sensitivity, really do see a doctor.
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>>135568924
mutilating yourself because of the opinion of women

lmao. if this is how you think I feel bad for you, see a doctor, you have low test.
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>>135568918

>heat, moisture, and darkness means it's better
>not a perfect breeding ground for bacteria
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>>135569122

>American education
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>>135563988

just had son, chose not to genitally mutilate him.
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>>135569129
100F degree weather is real
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I fucking hate my dad for getting me cut. He's not even cut. Why not listen to my mom, a nurse, and stop the Jew from taking my dick skin.
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>>135568520
>I'm proud of my American cock
None of the Founding Fathers had this. Barely even a majority of 20th century US Americans had it.
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>>135569186
You know, if you wash your dick at least once a fucking WEEK, it will be alright.
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>>135563988
Only for adults with phimosis. I have a short frenulum problem, had minor phimosis for a while too.
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>>135566278

I was in the exact same position as you good sir, the cream wasn't doing shit, I was too embarrassed to get my dick out for a girl, so in the end I just had it snipped. I had mine done in the summer as well.

I will warn you it is fucking gruesome for the weeks following the operation. My mutilated cock swelled up and I thought I was going to die every time I got a spontaneous erection. Stiff upper lip got me through it though and I'm so glad I got it done.

Don't listen to these tube-worm dick fags. You'll be fine circumcised.
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>>135566836
yes, and nobody likes roasties.
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>>135564217

>tfw white Catholic
>tfw foreskin intact

feelsgoodman
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>>135569241
too stupid to understand

the foreskin in the pic isn't on the head

AHAHA you maplefag
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>>135569186
I wash everyday.
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>>135569268
finally some sanity in this country

my mother was pretty shit as far as mother's go but I still owe her everything for keeping those kike doctors away from my dick
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>>135569297

we didn't have electricity fag so what's your point
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>>135569393
That's cause it's pulled back you fucking idiot
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>>135563988
no kike dick here. i feel bad for you anons who've had your foreskins sacrificed to moloch
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DUBIOUS evidence of decreased risk of infection ----- VS ----- Definite brain damage with compliant cuck tendencies

You decide, oh wait no you don't you get mutilated before being capable of consent to nonsensical procedure
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>>135569453
Lucky you mom pushed for me to get cut because she didn't want to deal with washing my dick.
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the best part of having a uncut dick is that when i wank off in my bed i shut my foreskin before i cum then i walk to the bathroom and wait for my dick to get smaller finally i release the flood gates and its just the best feeling
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>>135569186
Sure works fine with vaginas.
Oops, actually women get infections in their vaginas. It's just illegal and against fucking federal and international law to cut off part of their labia at birth in order to marginally reduce risk of infection. I doubt it'd even be allowed for anyone to do a study on whether cutting labia reduces infection, because it'd get shot down by the ethics board.
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>>135569523
It's even sadder when they become apologists for it
>i was a victim of having my cock mutilated, better sugarcoat it!!
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>>135569186
I guess we should mutilate girls too. No man wants yeast and roastbeef, yeech!
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>>135563988
almost, my mother said no to me being penis jewed when i was born
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>>135569080
Чyкyнђeд и пpaђeд бeјaхy чeтници, тaкo дa caм зa цхeтник мacтeppaцe :D
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>this fucking thread again
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>>135569372

>Claims to be Catholic
>Still has dick intact

You ain't fooling anyone, Achmed
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>>135569361
>>135566278

Exact same here too, had it done aged 30. You really don't want to wait that long if you can avoid it - tried stretching for years but it was a no go. Couldn't retract past my shaft when erect, without massive pain.

Recovery was alright physically, worse mentally because of shitty threads like this. Took about a year for the scar to fully heal and flatten / calm down. Be prepared to lose glans sensitivity because it will keratinise, this won't be too much of a problem for young guys but can cause issues amongst older men who have been cut for decades. I wear a special protector that kind of functions as a substitute foreskin, its really comfy and I've retained most if not all my sensitivity.
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>>135569102
Je parles avec mon cousin comme me da le plaisir, Monsieur Hong Yushchenko.
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Notice all of the fags for being cut keep saying ridiculous claims? You know how i know you're butthurt you got cut? Because you're on /pol/ And you've been jewed. Must suck huh? That your jewish overlords were able to convince your parents with bogus jewy lies to mutilate your dick.
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>>135563988
Why is /pol/ in favor of ugly cheese dick?

Also, the only people who seem to complain about circumcision are the guys who aren't circumcised.

99% of circumcised guys are perfectly happy with it
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how did this stupid trend started in america?
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>>135569689
Catholics dont cut their dick retard
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>>135569823
Jews
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>>135569823
(them)
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>>135568107
>>135569361

Yeah, it always disrupted my sex life. Still a virgin, but when people gave my blowjobs or whatever, they'd yank it back and it would hurt or tear a bit. Always made me embarassed by it's lack of functionality and wary about drunken sex in case someone tore it or pulled it back and got it trapped.

I need it done to move on with my life basically. I'm fairly normie and attractive, just my dick is cockblocking me.

I wear skinny jeans, so they aren't gonna be possible until it's healed. I don't even own non-skinny jeans.

Gonna get some good shit painkillers.

Thanks for the goodwishes xx
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>>135569821
>Also, the only people who seem to complain about circumcision are the guys who aren't circumcised.
>99% of circumcised guys are perfectly happy with it
This is bullshit.
t. circumcised male who gets furious when people defend the practice
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>>135569278
It was 45 Celsius here in Granada the other day. Thats.... consults archaic conversion chart... 113 Fahrenheit. Your whole national culture is about being unnatural, from your ridiculous shining teeth to the absurd tits on your women. Good Gods, you're terrified of your own humanity.
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>>135563988
The kikes mutilated my dick at birth.
The muslims are cutting off little girls clits.
What the fuck is wrong with sand niggers.
This is what happens when retards in the middle of the desert have a say in medical practices .
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Noticing how all the brits had it done for medical reasons for free, improving their lives (thanks NHS).

So Americans get it done against their will and get no healthcare too? Feels bad man.
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>>135566278
I had a little bit of phymosis but now (28) its just perfect.
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>>135569480
You happened to get electricity at roughly the same time your Anglo establishment surrendered control of the medical profession to those nice gentlemen fleeing pogroms in Bukovina...
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>>135570050
There's nothing wrong with having clean, white teeth, Juan. And there's nothing good about stinky armpits and skin covered in a thick layer of stinky dirt and body oil.
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>>135569840

I went to Catholic school in the 90's. They most certainly do. I remember the only uncut kid there got swirlied when he let it hang out after gym. Then the girls heard about itand teased him for at least 3 years about it
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>>135569689

Wut? Catholics don't practice that jewish ritual.
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>>135569945
If you can try and get them to leave plenty of foreskin. Im not sure of the exact terminology, but basically when you get a full boner, you want to still have some foreskin on your shaft that allows a slight pulling up and down motion.

If you look at pics of cut guys dicks, some of them have almost half of their shaft with the pink underskin, which means they had far too much skin removed.
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The foreskin pirates got me, too.
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>>135569821
>im super happy with my jew penis, youre all just jealous your dicks aren't kosher like mine
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>>135570259

See>>135570240
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>>135569823
And fundamentalist Protestants, larping at being "Israelites" and just wanting to eliminate the wicked "sin" of masturbation.
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>>135569785
Je vais violer votre mère si vous ne fermez pas votre putain de bouche, votre cochon espagnol.
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>>135569945
>I wear skinny jeans
You pathetic fucking queer. Sort yourself out!
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my father was sued by a jew so he never trusted a single one.

>jew doctor
>insists on circumcision
>says no
>doctors itinerary has circumcision added
>threatens to sue nurse
>threatens to sue doctor
>threatens to sue hospital
>the jew claw stayed away from my peen
>not having problems with erectile disfunction ever
>super sensitive head
>20 second cums

Retards who got jewed deserve it. Their parents were morons.
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>>135566349
Ask your cuck father why he did that to you
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>>135569823

It must have already been well established before the 80s, but it got a shot in the arm during the 80s with the whole HIV aids scare. Some iffy research suggested cut men were slightly less likely to get infected from a partner with HIV, thus all boys were recommended for the snip.
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>>135563988
Fortunately I did not get jewed, unfortunately I have phimosis. I've slowly but surely been working on stretching it and it is going to get there eventually. There's no fucking way in hell I'm letting anyone near my imperious dick with a fucking knife.
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>>135570240

That's more indicative of how fucked your country is than anything else. No Catholics outside USA do it then, and that's only because your Jew doctors push it on unsuspecting naive parents as a "health" benefit.
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>>135570570
Bisexual lad ;)
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>>135568005
>implying we had a choice
suck my scarred cock you little faggot
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>>135569293
Tell him that when he'll be old you will take him for surgery and cut his dick also. Wonder what will be his reaction. I would do that that if my father would cut me, thankfully I dont have this problem
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>>135570232
>clean, white teeth
"Ivory" is the name of a colour. It's not the same as "brilliant white". Your teeth are not "clean", they are bleached. It's insane. You're off isolated with oceans either side of you, and forget how normal people in the real world are, and yet there's fucking MILLIONS of you. The whole world suffers for it, ekh...
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>>135563988
Uncut. Luckily involuntary dick mutilation is not viewed positively here.
If you're of age then you can do what you want with your body. Mutilating babies on the other hand is frowned upon.
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>>135570489
>vous
At least you know to respect your betters.
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>>135570802
I honestly would if I wasn't punished with jail time.
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>>135570810
White teeth still look better than yellow, sorry.
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>>135563988
>What's your opinion on penis jewing?

It's foreign, barbarian, un-Canadian and has no place in this country.
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>>135570724
Dearie me... Can't you emulate a respectable wuffter like the historian Starkey?!
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So that's why so many rule 34 pics look like that!
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>>135563988
without foreskin - you're no longer a man - you're transgender
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>>135567612
>uses foreskin to make piss balloon
Your mom must be so proud
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I love the flapping sound my dick makes when i shake my dick
You faggots jews wont ever know whats it like to hear the satisfaction and pleasure you feel
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>>135571031
Yeah, its not like the Canadian tradition of female genital mutilation which is a proud park of Cannuck culture going all the way back to 2012
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Uncut white american here. The women love the extra thickness, no lube needed to masturbate. Being uncut makes you a natural chad.
>>135564418
Can't wait until the next benis inspection day to throw your ilk in the ovens.
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>>135571014
You've been conditioned to let consumerism invade every area of your body. Millions are made from this madness. My Gods, the Jews found the most gullible goyim on the planet when they stepped ashore at Ellis Island...
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>>135570991
I dont understand. You can cut kids and take away from them part of their sexual life, but if you cut old prick that is not even using it for sex you'll go to jail?? This doesnt make any sense
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>>135564418
>Not ever having the chance to feel your innervated foreskin glide over your glans while you fap or smash a bitch

I actually feel sorry for you guys. Mutilated without your consent
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>>135571107
Going for the Bowie route padre.
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>>135568421
You'll never exude confidence like someone who is packing serious heat downstairs and knows it. Sorry pal, maybe next time.
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>>135563988
Uncut, as are my two sons.
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i kinda wish some jew didnt con my parents into getting my dick mutilated, but on the other hand i dont really care.
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>Chopping your dick off and pretend you have vagina is sick and degenerate
>Cutting your thumbs is retarded
>Removing any body is sick and disgusting
>Except circumcision, that's like totally fine
Every jewed goy ever.
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>>135566666
checked
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>>135566100
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>>135570240
that's just Amerigoy Catholics
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>>135571484
I am packing serious heat downstairs and I know it, I don't exude confidence unfortunately. I love that feeling when I manage to seduce a woman and don't mention my dick size at all until she first sees the thing and is fucking gobsmacked, and I am getting better at the act of seduction, but I'm certainly not overtly confident.
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>>135569689
>American education detected

Only americans jews and muslims cut their dicks
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Uncut here.
Sure it might require a little more care than a kike or a sand nigger could afford but overall it's great.
Double action while fucking the bitches and it also prevents the liquids from drying giving you top tier faps with no lube
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>>135563988
They cut off part of my pee pee anon, I heard you go to hell for that.
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>>135569689
It was never a common practice in Quebec to slice the dick of anyone and they were basically a catholic theocracy
Fuck off coon
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>>135570696
You didn't masturbate enough as a child, or you are still under 18.
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>>135566100
>Slovenia
>80-100%
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>>135571741
Pochemu nazvanie izobrazheniya na ispanskom?! Dolzhno byt' Ruka ukazatel'naya!
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>>135566769
How is genital mutilation like this normalized? That find should sue the hospital and everyone involved
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>>135572057
Sure, it's a bullshit map in the details, but it gives the general impression!
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>>135572034
I wanked like crazy from the age of 12 onward, and I'm now 28 years old. I didn't pull my foreskin back then, nobody ever told me to. Sex education is absolutely fucked. Also my penis is ridiculously thick which I guess didn't help matters.
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>>135564557
>>135567974
3abstract5me
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>>135563988
Whoever performs circumcision should be put to death.
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>>135567936
Only if it's dry.

Vaginas are wet. What the fuck are you even doing?
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>>135569050
> penile cancer
Penile cancer is a rare cancer in developed nations with annual incidence varying from 0.3 to 1 per 100,000 per year accounting for around 0.4–0.6% of all malignancies.[1] The annual incidence is approximately 1 in 100,000 men in the United States,[18] 1 in 250,000 in Australia,[19] and 0.82 per 100,000 in Denmark.[20] In the United Kingdom, fewer than 500 men are diagnosed with penile cancer every year.[11][21]

1. It's extremely rare
2. Circumcision doesn't prevent it since US has the same rate as other countries.
tl;dr:

>
x
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>>135566349

I saw some thing on TV once, this guy was talking about when he was like 13 he was in a Catholic boarding school and they caught him masturbating so the priests just dragged him to basement and cut his foreskin off right then and there.
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>>135568520
good goy, make sure you get your grandkids too!
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>>135566769
>this excites the kike
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>>135564418
Youre a stupid bitch woman. Fuck this kikery there's no need why males need this. What are you a closet fag? You think your half a dick is appealing in the last? RESTORE! All for stupid stinky ugly leg holes and nagging estrogen
>causes fall of man; kikes organise thru em; blame males and fags
You dont have a dick
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>>135565177
;-; for a long time ive been questioning this. My mind is not good, but I wonder. If I can restore my body, can i restore my mind?
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>>135566504
That sounds fucked, half the people are like "haha my dick wasnt jewed! But now i need surgery at 25yo because my foreskin is fucked and im a virgin bc i been insecure about my funky dick! But at least i wasnt kiked as a baby!"
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So roasties can have two inch long labia's but I can't have a small part of protective skin on my penis?
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>>135568666
checked

>but muh aesthetics anon
the only reason cutfags get so defensive is because they don't want to admit the most precious part of their body is defective. glad my parents didn't follow kike propaganda when I was born
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>>135572993
Lol this. Also "this" to the guy who said he likes even the noises the fiveskins make. One last shot at this poll boys. http://www.strawpoll.me/13535219
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>>135563988
>What's your opinion on penis jewing?
The jews are pussies. Aboriginals know where it's at.
>A very important event in the life of a young male Aboriginal is the initiation ceremony which makes him an adult man, and is performed at the first signs of puberty. These initiation ceremonies consist of circumcision and the incision of scars on his chest, shoulders, arms and buttocks.
>For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision when his beard starts to grow. The young man is seated on rock while his penis is split open with a stone knife along its full length on the underside. The penis, once split open, is pressed flat against the rock on which the young man is sitting. The Aboriginals explained that this is done in order to make it “lighter and more beautiful"
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>>135572955
Steroid creams. Hearts need surgeries. Cut em out. HEY AT LEAST I WASNT JEWED!
>dies; dick falls off
OY VEY
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>>135563988
Penis is jewed.
Never a problem.
The reason you can't get it up is because you watch too much porn. Sorry faggots, blame yourself, not your parents.

P.S. Knew a clipped tranny that could get it up while on hormones. She said it was entirely mental.

>inb4 degenerate
No shit.
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>>135572955
circumcision isn't going to cure your confidence issues mate
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>>135573300
>clipped
Absolutely disgusting. Fuck off and restore. Thats all there is to it. If somebody doesnt like it (a stupid stink bitch) you tell them that and kick em out. End of story
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>>135566491
Youre pushing some very violent/strong emotions on a very specific ethnic group I care to genocide.
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>>135573225
I love these. Great fun!
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>>135573124
>9% over 6.5"
This is why you can't have anonymous polls on penis size. Too many people lie.
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>>135573225
Could you fucking imagine having that done to you?
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>>135569823
Anti-masturbation hype. Same guy who backed money behind the propaganda also suggested burning girls' clits with acid (that one didn't catch on).
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>>135573448
I unno mate. I used a bathmate. Love my weighty dick sausage. /soc/ is a good representation. Havent seen a small dick on there in years. Theres something in the water. Even when I play hockey or go gym now maybe everybody gets a halfie but fuck are men packin heat these days
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>>135563988
Yes, but I did not consent.
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>>135573385
>Restore

You're out of your mind. Penis is perfectly fine and has had nothing but positive reviews... except when I couldn't get it up in my early twenties because of porn addiction.
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Lookup Galatians chapter 5 verse 1-6.
New testament of bible. The jews wanted the gentiles to get circumsised but its no longer nessesary.
Many christian parents got there kids cut probably didnt read the bible and just did what another man told them.
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>>135573589
The statistical research suggests otherwise. My penis is 7" long (that's actual 7" not internet 7") and women are always stunned at how big it is. I don't buy this bullshit about everyone being bigger these days.
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>>135573650
Who cares. Pinto or ferrari. Do swords have covers? Yes
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>>135573650
Your picture there shows an uncut representative of civilisation overpowering a dumb genitally mutilated savage, do you realise?
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>>135573733
Youre hung too baby. Let it be. Fatties and dicklets just arent a thing anymore. It's like how serial killers stopped existing with advent of internet porno
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>>135572332
>Whoever performs circumcision should be put to death.
Unironically this.
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I was jewed
Mother didn't even know what it was
She told me years later when i brought it up that the doctor recommended it to her
Fucking kike doctors
I'll never be in tact
I'll never look natural or feel all the nerves I should feel
No fucking frenulum
Dry dick compared to un mutilated
I figure I'll try restoration but even that doesn't return nerve endings
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>>135564418
True
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>>135573923
You get better aesthetics. Friction. And dat hed sheen with restoration. Plus SUPER HARD boners because we're not used to the pressure of the tape. And all that pulling makes you bigger
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>>135573805
Now the genitally mutilated Americans dominated the globe. Showing the complete irrelevance of this issue.

If it makes you feel better, future sons will likely not be cut.

>>135573737
Penis is not a sword. The analogy adds nothing to the issue. The penis is a biological system that adapts to the (admittedly unnecessary) stressors.
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>>135573960
>frog
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>>135567302
This image is really inaccurate

They chose the ugliest one to make you fear...
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>>135573465
>not wanting to harness the power of lightning with your dick

>The Wandjina cast the first bolt of lightning by splitting open his penis and in this way was able to discharge fire and lightning from it. The Wandjina created fire by turning the red inside of his split penis outwards so that fire could come out. The Wandjina can direct lightning by taking his penis in his hand and with his club show the lightning the direction it is to take. In this way he can strike his enemies with lightning or shatter trees to get firewood for himself. I have often observed the aboriginals in thunderstorms trying to follow the Wandjina's example of directing flashes of lightning
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>>135574045
Foreskins and sheaths are analogous. We are born with them. Take your rust bucket and go. Looks like a fucking neopolitan ice cream
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>>135574020
I just dont know where to start with restoring honestly
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>>135569393
How can you be this dumb...
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>>135565177
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>>135574204
Night time canister method. Aaaand youre done! Costs $6. Takes a year
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>>135574146
They are not analogous. A sword does not dynamically adapt to its environment and stress.
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>>135574063
mfw my penis looks like the one on the left
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>>135572220
>Blaming sex education on your lack of instinct to play around with your foreskin

Come on, mate.
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>>135565484
>thinks you cant get smegma in a day

baahahaha mad lazy fag detected
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>>135573587
Unfortunately. It would be easier to end this fucking meme-practice if wemen were also interested in that. They only care about their labias and scream how female circumcision is bad
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>>135573825
Doesn't explain the stats or the reaction of females.
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>>135574311
Thats what the sheath is for! You have a callus. A fucking scab and a callus. We even cover trees and shrubs in winter. Youre just floppin around with a tundra clitoris. That are protected. With their shit ton of cheese and fungus. Ive never smelled anything on a man. Ever walk down a hall and you should see my face when women pass. The fuck is wrong with them ill never know
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>>135566111
>the jew word
well goys, what did he mean by this?
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>>135574409
Dude. We're all hung. Get females out of this equation. We've seen em here and out there. All over. Why do you even care? It makes us less special? Women dont even know spatial awareness. Or fucking anything
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>>135566349
what a horror story
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>>135574338
How the fuck am I supposed to know what's normal and what's not? I remember it feeling kind of painful to pull it back so I never did it. I didn't have any idea that it wasn't normal. Also that's not my only issue with sex education, I have many, many other issues with our prudish culture when it comes to sex. For example, I only discovered a couple of years ago at 26 years old that I actually needed bigger condoms and my penis isn't supposed to feel like it's suffocated when I rubber up.
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>>135574469
There is no increased functionality that I would gain. The vast majority of sex is mental. As I presume you've received anal sex, you will probably recognize this (unless you started very young).

>One gay dude thinks clipped is revollting
>Every girl (including prostitutes) I've asked say they prefer clipped

>No increased functionality
>No complaints with what I currently have

Again, sons will not be clipped.
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What we really need is anal circumcision, it'll make it cleaner, smell better, and look better, trust me!
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>>135574718
Women dont have g spots and only piss on you and call it cum. Different for me. I was born uncut. Got cut at 21 for fuck all. For memes like you. Now i restored. I know all worlds. You know only molech whores
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>>135574587
Stop lying on the internet.
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>>135563988
Previously cut. I grew my foreskin back over the last few years through stretching so long I can hold a trailer hitch ball, lol. It feels way better too.
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>>135574800
At least from my experience theres nothing in there and no smells or sights at all. Women will prolly save it up for ya just to fuck around. But the two sphincters help. It's not too complicated
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>>135573691
Thank you for that, my son is due in a few weeks and my boomer relatives are claiming that he should get cut because of "gods chosen people" dick mutilating tendencies
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>>135566866
satanic duhbz confirms
if we didn't already know
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>>135574861
Fuck off mate. You want a pic? Go find me on the board i already told you. And quote any tiny ones you see. You wont find em
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>>135566100
U fucking mong its illegal to circumcise here the only ones who are doing it are muslims and gypsies and they do it illegaly
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>>135570432
Only reason they were cut was because its fucking burgerland.
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>>135574819
>Women dont have g spots and only piss on you and call it cum.
You're either lying on purpose or you've never touched a vagina in your life.

Jesus fucking christ why am I even trying with you guys? You don't want each other to get better, you're like a bucket of crabs, content to wallow in your own shit as long as everyone else is wallowing with you. It's pathetic.
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>>135574962
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and I'm bored of this.
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>>135572955
No one has ever said that.
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>>135575084
Youve been duped kiddo. We even say women have prostates now. It's a bladder with a fake bag on it and a hole attached. Lots of other gross shit. It's automatic with them. Men are cleaner. Period. We do we shame talking about them. They are incapable of agape love and are reason we fuck around. With kikes. Not us. They talk about us! Mixing the sexes was a bad idea. Gimme a surrogacy or fake eggs made from only males. Take truvada. Have a great dick. Defend yours. Thats it
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>>135568595
if my parents removed one of my eyes for no good reason at birth i would absolutely resent them for it, are you fucking stupid or what
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>>135575156
Yeah eh? I outlined how to prove you wrong and youre still rolling around on the floor. Are you even seven inches like you said? You dont act or sound like it. Are you a female or a dyke by chance?
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>>135575062
And they are less than 4% so map regarding Serbs, Croats and Slovenians and Montenegrins is bullshit
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>>135575258
Ahhhhh I wasn't looking at your flag before, now your jewy bullshit all makes complete sense. Hahahaha, I'm done with you.
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>>135575505
Youre a potato and a liar. Yea you did. And not my problem
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>>135563988
I'm uncut but a spic.
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Thing is though that it doesn't actually hurt babies, they don't remember it anyways. I want my son if I have one to be cut so he can be like the rest of his friends.
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>>135575622
Disgusting faggot, go suck a shit-covered chode.
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>>135575653
His friends restored and youll make him a buttblasted autist. Note in the poll the ones who shoot far match the uncut numbers. And the dribblers match the cripple "cocks". Stupid females go find a man first. And only men. We dont need you women anymore. Kikes if we do this will end up on an island
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>>135575258
>Have a great dick
WTF is this shit?

We're too busy using it to oogle over it... WTF.

>>135573733
Hello fellow. I'm only slightly longer than you. Laughed at your story about it not helping with confidence - had to work that up to. It's funny how most folks think a big dick makes you an instant ladies man.
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>>135563988
I remember asking my mom when I was about 10 years old "Why am I uncut?". At the time she said it was because I was too little to be harm. Now
I'm fully convinced it was because we are proud Italian diaspora and not Jew lovers. Mom and dad were just protecting their baby boy from Dr. Sheckelbergerstein
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>>135575792
Youre a walking yeast infection. Only women talk like you. Homophobes are women so i have no clue whats going on. We had specific points. You ad hom and make no sense. Go away. We wear condoms. You dont. Enjoy the throat cancer zika and harder to detect super gonorrhea. Some nice alimony
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>>135575653
Circumcision is falling in popularity. Insurance won't cover it, some hospitals no longer perform it so he won't be a fresh newborn when it's performed.
Expect to pay $200-300 for somebody to cut your kids dick.
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>>135575833
You cant have pride in manhood defiling yourself with the inferior gender. Look at all these replies! Always! We're all proud of ourselves so nobody knows what you mean. Only i can talk about this authentically. Or men like me. Not you ladies and closet fags. And liars!
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>>135575953
>Homophobes are women
Come on dude, some of the things you say are nutty.
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>>135576117
Homophobe means scared of males. Not scared of being a grab ems sodomite. Feed your wife your cock skin and celebrate with Moishe the herpes rabbi. I dun give a fuck
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>>135576081
you sound like a schizo mang
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>>135576235
Always the same bullshit. Always emasculated. Always lying for masons. Youre fake and vaginal
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>>135576081
>Defiling yourself
I find it hard to conceive that engaging in an act that was necessary for your ubermensch lifestyle to exist in the first place, is "being defiled."
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>>135575833
I've become a lot more confident recently. I got out of my first serious LTR about six months ago and I've been sleeping with more women since then than I used to. Knowing that my dick is long has helped but not as much as people would think like you say. Also I tried being explicit about it a few times and learnt that that is a bad way to go in just about every scenario.

>>135575953
>faggot tries to lecture me on sexually transmitted infections
I've licked more pussy than you've had shitty dicks in your shitpipe. Real men fuck women, not other men.
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>>135576371
Oh well. Eve laid satan not my problem. Chickens. Eggs. And mother hens. Men are men. Women are fuck ups and women. Now im unter mensch because nazid created israel and were closeted. If i attack women. The right. Or kikes. I hear this stupid shit all the time. Research serpent seed. The 144,000. David and jonathan. Ruth and naomi. Hagar. The centurion. Why lot offered his daughters to "fags". The ethiopian. And born eunuchs
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>>135576420
>he cares about females
I have truvada. Doesnt work on skanks. You have all other diseases you invented in labs or stank holes. Literal dirty dish water with snot in it and then you fuck asses anyways
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>>135576591
Are you on an acid trip?

Thoughts on pic related.
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>>135576743
Temporary aberration that doesnt exist in heaven and wont in future to fix their own corruption
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>>135576745
Fucking stupid dicklet. Women and jews are laughing at you and running straight to the bank. Fuck you and your whole genetic lineage and fuck off
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>>135576420
I've found it's good to mention it subtly.

"We Family name are known for going deep"
"They said I came up short... most people say I'm too long"

At the right moment. They'll quickly catch on if they're interested But as you say, for them it is dessert - the rest of the meal must be good for them first.

Thumbs up on your recent numbers.
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>>135576667
>having to take pills just to stave off a deadly infection because butt sex is so fucking disgusting
I've fucked about 30 different women and never had a single infection, I get tested regularly. I've never once fucked an ass either, if you had any idea how fucking GOOD a warm, moist vagina feels around a dick, you would know what I'm saying. But you don't, because you're a filthy degenerate.
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>>135577009
I can smell them from here. Never smelled anything. Sounds like you hate your own body. Why not? Plenty of people get fucked up from vaginas. Suicide epidemic. And your memes died and you still do a run around. Muh blowjobs are sodomy. Mind your own fucking business. Calling everybody small. Never listening. And being a FEMINIST
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>>135564418
Yet another lie of the jews to make you believe that your dick is not mutilated
It's not gross if you wash it properly with our almighty bidet.
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>>135576865
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>>135577238
Youre a woman
>select all the dresses
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>>135576865
I think I may have met my first legit misogynist. Do tell. Did your mom do something to you?
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>>135577307
I thought gays were raped into it like your "noice" may mays. Im not supposed to be misogynist? Best goy. I needed to read too much bible i guess. Living around you dense nasal fuckers
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