Should Rabbi's travel in bags?

>>135557663
why do they do this?

>>135557663
I personally bag my rabbi's to prevent leaking shekels.

>>135557836
religions horseshit i'd assume

>>135557836
They're emulating the foreskin.

>>135557836
Probably exploiting a loophole in their religion.

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>>135557663

how else will we preserve their skin and make that perfect lampshade?

>>135557663
How do they not suffocate

You no real shit why the fuck is this a thing

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>>135557836
Is it because the rabbi doesn't want the goyim's dirty smell over him?
Also >>135558347 this. Do they have an oxygentank inside the bag?

>>135558249
Probably this, like that retarded string they span around manhattan.
>being so much of a kike you look for legal loopholes in your religion

>>135558448
>oxygentank inside the bag
Not on a plane.

>>135557836
I believe it's so that they don't get touched by a woman or goy. That's my best assumption.

>>135557663
jews are fucking weird

>>135558241
Kek

>>135558507
It doesn't need to breathe?

>>135558249
>>135557836
It is getting around a rule. There is rules about going in graveyards, I think is the thing here. When in a plane you can't be sure whether or not your over a graveyard so in a bag it's like you're not in the graveyard. Something like that.
I think that's what it's about.

>>135558638
Wouldn't the airplane so that already?

>>135557663
>>135557836
they're wearing oven bags

>>135557663
Looks like a trash bags to me.

>>135557836
There are some things that must be bagged before go to the oven.

>>135557836
To get around a rule that says that a Cohen, which is a descendent of a temple high priest, can't enter a cemetery. Flying over one also counts, so in typical kike fashion, they wrap themselves in plastic bags to get around the rule because some important rabbi said it was a valid loophole.

>>135557663
>The New York Daily News later explained that the man was a Kohen, a descendant of the Jewish priests who presided over the Temple, and as the aircraft flew over a cemetery he covered himself in a plastic bag so he could remain pure. Under Jewish law, Kohanim are banned from going near cemeteries.

kek

so how to keep the jews away -> build your house in/on a cemetary

>>135557663
>Not making your own gravy on a long flight
>Goyim

>>135558458
Rules lawyering is a form of worship
>>135558763
Yeah, I don't know. It's definitely what it's about. You can look it up.

>>135558458
Eruvin. Pretty funny.
>>134944493

>>135558638
>>135559162
Implying plastic has magical properties? They are literally insane.

>>135558787
This. Basically like prepping a nice baked chicken. Jews have to be well-basted and marinated before you put 'em in.

>>135559162
Goddamn I hate kikes more and more with each passing day

>>135559169
We need to meme the Indian graveyard to be EVERYWHERE.

>>135559162
okay so by putting a bubble of air around you to pass that rule... but isn't that exactly what the plain is itself?

>>135557663
And this is the kind of people who rule the world. Kill me now

>>135558638
Wow and these retards rule the world.

HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN

If you think thats weird

http://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

> you're not allowed to operate machines like phones on the rest day, but if you use a stick to push buttons on a phone it doesn't count.

Kek if true

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>>135557663
>https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fwerefinemom.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F02%2Fimg_1905.jpg&sp=1dbb7e3cd02cfd4aa4b02ddbeb3cb85b

Funniest pictures i've seen in a week.

I laughed so hard I almost cried, literally.

"We don't want to breathe the same air as dirty contagious viral spewing goyim, tie the trash bag please!"

lol

>>135557663
might as well as wear a plastic hijab

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>>135559162
> High wire strewn through city lets Jews keep the faith
http://archive.is/Kqevl

> Orthodox Jews are allowed to push baby strollers and carry prayer books on the Jewish Sabbath thanks to a loophole made of fishing line that stretches some 18 miles on utility poles around the city.
> The line forms a nearly invisible enclosure, called an eruv in Hebrew. Jews are prohibited from doing these simple tasks outside on the Sabbath, but carry them out in the confines of the eruv because it symbolically turns a public space into a private one.

Kikes gonna kike their way out of any rule. What a despicable culture.

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>>135560286
wtf is going on here?

>>135557836
Cheaper than overcoats

>>135559384
Imagine the butthurt if somebody went around cutting it a day before sabbath.

>not one shake-n-bake crack

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>>135561113
Looks like a few communities have Eruvs, just found this, they often have twitter accounts to braodcast Eruv status etc.

>>135560286
>one pic
>photo of a bag of garbage

What did I miss?

>>135561315
For the NY Eruv, they have 2 rabbi's drive around and check all 18 miles of the wire just before each Sabbath and then tweet out if its okay.

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>>135559162
Someone post the special Jewish light switch now.

>>135557836

He doesnt want People to steal his air

>>135562229
I got you F A M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

>>135561909
And it's fucking bullshit.
Cities making special accommodations for religious nut jobs.

>>135559169
>are banned from going near cemeteries
He's 30000 feet above it. I'd wager he spends most of his days on the ground within 30000 feet of at least one cemetery.

>>135562653
As above so below, nigga.

Property goes vertical.

>>135557663
Jesus always teached us to be aware of these kind of people and to NOT be like them.

>>135559162

>plastic bag counts
>large sealed metal tube with wings doesn't count

the Hebrews come up with some profoundly weird shit sometimes.

>>135562571
Sneaky kikes

>>135562818
This hasn't been true since the invention of air travel.

>>135559162
How the hell does flying over a cemetery count as entering it? There are 3 dimensions of space.

>>135562251
best answer

In another timeline, the Nazis subjected 6,000,000 Jews to being boiled-in-the-bag. Jews from that timeline would be horrified to see this.

>>135563457
Jews bought that 3rd dimension years ago before the rest of us had figured it out

Strange people. I do not understand how they manage to rule the world.

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>>135557663
The smell works like a confined air bag for rabbis?

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>>135560064
>http://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/
This can be trolled for great lulz and it's costing them 100K before autism.

>>135557836
The entire Jewish faith is basically trying to follow the letter rather than the spirit of the law

>>135562571
lol this is the biggest load of horseshit

>>135563457
>there are 3 dimensions of space

Lol, you're still chugging that Blue Pill? Good goy, I guess.

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>>135562571
WTF. They just can't help themselves can they.

Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples: “The teachers of the law and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat. So you must be careful to do everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach. 4 They tie up heavy, cumbersome loads and put them on other people’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.
“Everything they do is done for people to see: They make their phylacteries wide and the tassels on their garments long; they love the place of honor at banquets and the most important seats in the synagogues; they love to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces and to be called ‘Rabbi’ by others.

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>>135562571
this video proves hitler was right

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>>135562084
breddy gud

>>135562571
I don't understand why there needs to be an indicator light or why there's supposedly there's a random element to it. Also what keeps them from using motion detector lights?

>>135563167
Is it no wonder that god BTFO the jews again and again. They continue to ignore the spirit of the law and think they can jew their way out of the situation and still be right with god.

God is not going to care about a light switch but be cool with genocide just because the people you are killing are not jews. They need to seriously find Christ before it is to late.

>>135562987
these are Khazars and Kenites. indoctrinated in Talmud. Jesus/Yeshua was ADAMIC(from eth ha Adam). These Kenite Khazar practitiuoners of the Talmud are NOT the Israelites of the Old Testament.

>>135562571
If the desired change (lights turned on or lights turned off) is achieved it doesn't matter how many indirect motions of machines there are between you and striking a fire, you're still doing it. I got asked by a nice old jewish lady to flip a switch because I was one of the few goyim around. I challenged her belief that she wasn't violating the restrictions of shabbat by having me throw the switch. She was still getting a light turned off so she's still throwing the switch no matter whether she, or me or a schwartz is doing the actual switching. There's a chain of actions that still leads back to you and if you believe god is judging you based on your actions THIS will be held against you. Naturally I got the stink eye from all of them for the rest of the year I lived there.

>>135563457
actually 4 dimensions, theoretically 11,can our autist physics students verify this?

>>135564602
>CI bullshit
Some of the best mental gymnastics ibe evwr seen.

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>>135557836
>>135557663
it gives them sexual powers

>>135563457
It's worse. There are like dozens of dimensions and though entanglement and the shear numbers of atoms in one mole of oxygen we're all partially sitting in cemeteries and we're all breathing Julius Caeser's dying breath with every fucking breath we take.

>>135557663
So do they think YHWH doesn't know they're trying to cheat their way out of his rules?

>>135563963
that is actually Talmud,Kabbalah, and Zohar practiced by Khazars and Kenites not TRUE ADAMIC Israelites

>>135563856

>>135558638
So no Jews in space then? As they can never be certain if they are over a graveyard?

I had no idea what an actual shabbos goy was. Thats some serious cultural cucking goin on here

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>>135564445
>They need to seriously find Christ before it is to late.

It is already too late for them, I'm not surprise if they beg the lord to forgive them with ritual sacrifice or by creating another cult that will do worse than what they already do, even kike themselves won't be enought after murdering the christ.

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>>135561238

Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

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>>135565096
YHWH is the demiurge and he is just going to trap their soul and send it right back down to earth because they failed to learn what was necessary to escape and be reunited with monad.

>>135557663
As long as the bag in question has no holes in it.

>>135557663
Jews, no respect for God's law, but totally will respect the land's law if your let them in

>>135565237
All the pope has to do is sanctify the whole world as fit to receive the dead to help all the poor who can't afford cemetery plots. Also the oceans are already a graveyard I think.

>>135557663
If they want to look like luggage they should be kept underneath the passenger compartment.

>>135558787
Underrated

>>135557663
Is there anything better on Christmas than unpacking your own rabbi? Almost like second coming of Jesus.

>>135559162
So outjewing a jewish jew rule in the jewsiest jewish jew way possible?
Is doing this like
>Jewception.

-KEK - even my captcha was "Jewelry"

>>135565337
They will turn to Christ, oh, they will!

>>135562028
Then just follow them and cut the wire. It only needs to be one cut, and they only need to discover it before the next Sabbath. Keep them wondering just when it was cut.

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>>135557836
They're saving themselves for the black bull later

>>135565058
Do not forget dinosaur piss

Never do that

>>135562571
>>135557663

>hitler died for this shit

>>135559162
that's actually pretty impressive and sneaky sneaky in a oh vey very jewish way

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>cover the country in hidden graveyards
>rabbis can't fly anywhere

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>>135562571
Wait, what? These people are insane!

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>>135561113

>>135557836

They do it when they are sick as a courtesy to other passengers.

>>135557663
It's because about some rule Jews have aboat rabbis passing cemeteries. Being in a bag I guess negates the problem of being In a plane flying over a cemetery.

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>>135565424
EBIN :DDDDDDDD

>>135564928
That's a half truth.

>>135559162
I can see a kike putting a huge tarp over a cemetery to build a shop or something

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>>135565669
>goyim complain about waifu's not being real but when pol have a fresh packed rabbi he doesn't want to fuck the jew.

You have some weird fetish anon.

Wait until you goys hear about eruv.

>>135562571
>please, Ms. Schwartz, come up to my bedroom and turn off the light.
>why, leaving a light on all night costs maybe a whole nickel.
>OY VEY

>>135558249
>>135558638
>>135559169
>>135560132
>>135561113
I don't get this shit. Do they think God is a fucking retard?

Jew vide cooking.

Keeps 'em tender.

>>135559162
It's like vampires and moving water

Just a plastic bag instead of a casket and they leech shekels instead of blood

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>>135564928
best kek ive had all week tbqh

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>>135566490
kek

>>135557663
>Making one of gods chosen sit in a plane with Goy.

No wonder he is sitting in a bag. I would be too.
Why was he not given his own special area with shower room?

>>135567059
>Do they think God is a fucking retard?
no, but he likes to kibbitz and bargain like the other jews. It's almost like god is making a deal with the devil and He has to try to keep (him) from finding ways around the request.
>I am God and I request you not to do any labor on Sabbath in public.
>AHA! but what if I were to put up some string creating a boundary in which I claim it to be private, which also keeps out the gentiles so even better. checkmate

>>135557836
>why do they do this?
Virtue signalling, announcing to the world that they are better than you, and that they deserve to be ahead of you in rank. It's the oldest scam in the world.

>>135563856
I thought the whole point of pilput was interpreting the law as self-servingly as possible from situation to situation?

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>>135563167
>Sneaky kikes

They even cheated on their own God's prophecy.
They went to Israel without paying the full blood sacrifice of 6 million that God demanded.
Sneaky indeed.

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>>135566490

DAS FUNNY

>>135564300
Look up the physics definition of (useful) work. If you just perform a random action that literally does nothing, is of no use then it is not considered work

>>135557663
as if sitting in a bag has any significance whether or not you're flying over holy ground or a cemetery. idiotic religious ideologues

>>135562571

>comments disabled

the most comment worthy videos are always no fun allowed

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>>135567556
maybe they fudged up the numbers so bad even the jews don't know if 6 million died. If we disprove the holocaust then they have to leave!

>>135562818
>See plane fly over house
>Shoot down with surface to air missile

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>>135564928
nice one Texas

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>>135559162
Literally just like a muslim who actively trying to void their koran's teaching.

>>135567556
Those are fake kikes paid by Iran.

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>>135560064
https://archive.is/a0pNA

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>>135566102
>Jews are allowed to pull of such public stunts in a "Christian"/"secular" country

Really goes show to what degree America is already owned by them.

>>135567405
Well, the Kikes killed their own saviour, so now they have to invent patent nonsense to "have a shot at salvation", f.e. pic related where they take an Old Testament verse literally:

>And it shall be for a sign unto thee upon thine hand, and for a memorial between thine eyes, that the Lord's law may be in thy mouth: for with a strong hand hath the Lord brought thee out of Egypt.
>Exodus 13:9

>>135558241
Underrated straya.

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>>135557663
Toss in mini zyklon B canister, ziplock the bag... Very efficient.

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>>135559419
You're not wrong.

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>>135563842
We need drones and razor blades. Let's send them all the Hell, or at least confine them to their homes.

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>>135562571

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Well I suppose that they must believe that a cemetery's height is infinite. This would make space travel quite difficult for jews as there are literally millions of cemeteries all over the world, shooting out these invisible counter-Semitic rectangular prisms from a planet that is rotating around a sun which itself is rotating around a black hole. A jew might be traveling in his spaceship when all of a sudden- oops! a counter-semitic zone just passed over us. Shit, I guess we're going to Gehinnom.

In theory one could construct an sphere whose internal surface is made entirely of buried bodies. This would have the effect of projecting a counter-Semitic zone from all directions of the object- effectively establishing a jew-free universe.

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>>135569471
>believing the holohoax myths

Unless you're trying to delouse him that isn't going to cut it. Not pic related on the other hand. The bag provides easy cleanup.

>>135557663
Interest Rates are forbidden by the Shariah. Muslins pay them as a reward to the banks, because they are so thankful for the loan.


Christians can't eat meat in certain days before passover. So former popes went as long as to say Capibaras and other animals are fish and can be eaten.

Shalom, guys.

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>>135564928

kek

>>135557836
So noone besides (((him))) can smell the chosen bagel and fish farts.

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>>135569629
brilliant

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>>135569539

>peculiar occupations as merchants

oy vey

>>135562571
>>135564073
>>135557663
Jesus: "Follow the spirit and letter of the Law, don't kike your away around the restrictions, instead remember the Law was made for your benefit and accepts reasonable omissions."

>Moments later, kikes are bagging themselves for checkout counters

Literally why did He bother.

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>>135557836
>they cheat everyone
is it any surprise that they try to cheat their god?

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>>135558638
>It is getting around a rule. There is rules about going in graveyards, I think is the thing here. When in a plane you can't be sure whether or not your over a graveyard so in a bag it's like you're not in the graveyard. Something like that.
>I think that's what it's about.

Average highest IQ in the world, everybody.

>>135571148
(((IQ)))

>>135558638
Then why doesnt the metal bag that is an airplane count as a layer of protection itself?

>>135557663
>>135557836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

is jewism the most autistic religion?

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>>135571148
>Average highest IQ in the world

>>135557663
>>135561113
This is truly peak yid

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>>135558263
Delete this!

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>>135565337

(((Their problems))) are (((our problems)))

>>135571682
haha, what

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Fucking kek
Check this out
http://forward.com/opinion/378211/when-you-protest-an-eruv-you-protest-womens-rights/

>>135558638
>>135559162
Wow, Jews are fucking sick in the head and don't care about God's laws. PLUS the rejected and murdered Christ.

>>135561113
>eruv
Fucking kikes have one on my campus!
https://www.marylandhillel.org/jewish-experience/eruv/

>>135568898
I really, really doubt that.

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>>135557663
I prefer they did.

The bag helps keep it the zyclon from reaching the passengers.

>>135575223
The tree doesn't grow up from the ground, but at the cap. This would be the same height 20 years later, despite the tree growing taller. The tree will get fatter, but that branch won't grow higher.

This is ignorant meme, desu

>>135558638
Flying 10,000 feet above graveyard = You are in the graveyard.
IN a plastic bag in the graveyard = You are not in the graveyard.

>>135559022
Seal in the flavor.

>>135558787
jesus fucking christ kek

>>135562571
>2:15

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE JEWS ARE DEMONIC, LOOK AT THAT

>>135557663
I forgot about this

>>135565337
Pontus Pilate ordered the execution of Christ, and the man was eseentially a dicatator in charge of his little section of the roman empire.

>>135557836
Compensating for lack of foreskin

>>135579639
Liar. HIS BLOOD IS UPON THEM AND UPON THEIR CHILDREN.

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>>135557663
ready to cook

>>135562084
mysidesexploded.jpg

>>135559162
Tell me again how religion and superstition in general isn't retarded

>>135579781
Christ's sacrifice was made with all intention, or are you claiming God is not fully aware of what he was doing? Did he just accidently stumble into scarficing himself for humanties sins? And if he did, what matters of his execution? to claim that the jews betrayed Christ is to claim that god is not all knowing, and that his sacrifce was not a real sacrifice, but instead unforseen suffering.

>>135562571
literally jewing god himself

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>>135558787

>>135562818
Exactly Anon's point, bruh. The jew is probably within cemetary range at all times.

>>135580553
Christ's sacrifice was foreseen, and part of the prophesy. That still means the Jews rejected him as their Lord and Savior and had him murdered. The Bible overall is very clear that the Jews are accursed by God and are called the Synagogue of Satan.

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I'm fucking dying here. Thanks guys

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I'm guessing a pair of Jews only needs one ticket if one of them passes for carry on baggage.

>>135563457
>>135563635
2 irish flags

>>135581088
Then surely the Jews are no worse than any other heretic? I ask you, how were the gentiles of Rome convinced of the truth of Christanity? Matyrdom, the idea that men would be put to the sword, or be eaten by a lion, with no resistance out of the affirmation that Christ was the saviour, Christanity doesn't need hegemony to thrive, it's early existence was anything but hegemony, Pontius Pilate put Christ to the cross, only he had the legal authority to do so, something Christ welcomed, the Jews aren't the enemies of those of the Christian Faith, they are simply misled, and only through a life of christian virtue, of honesty, diligence, piety, charity, and patience can they be brought from their path, the legacy of the Crusades only calcified the idea that religious Violence was legitimate, Martyrdom and Vritue are the weapons of christianity, if God was so wrathful, why would he preach to never cast the first stone when he could directly speak to humanity?

>>135559162
That's the idea but this guy is someone who became religious lately. He didn't know what the fuck he was doing and did this. No Rabbi rules that one is on a cemetery when he's 5k feet up in the air.

>>135561113
Eruvim are basically enclosures where all parties agree to count as a single block or something of the sorts. It's not about the string, it's about the idea of the string. The idea of not being able to carry stuff over Shabbat is that you can't travel and carry things in and out of "domains" (properties). But this doesn't count for cities or other walled areas. We generally consider a city to be its own thing and when you go outside of the walls, you're going outside of the community. That's what the prohibition is against, moving shit in and out of villages, towns, whatever.

>>135569152
The tradition of tefillin is pretty old. The bible says a lot of things, literally, metaphorically, confusingly, and so there is an oral tradition that elaborates on what the bible really means. No more silly than eating communion wafers.

It reminds me of meatloaf made with condom.

>>135563856
That's the whole point to Judaism. Judaism follows the so-called oral Torah of the Pharisees which was written down in encyclopedic volumes called the Talmud by Pharisee rabbis in Babylon for a period contemporary with the early years of Islam. This is what judaism is, it is officially phariseeism. This is the lies of man that Jesus talks about and speaks out against. The Pharisees are also the enemy of Jesus. This is why they say he is boiling in feces in the Talmud.

Phariseeism is a Judean heresy that "won" out and became defacto judaism. It's only concern is this material life. There is noting spiritual about it. And the Talmud is just a bunch of loopholes around the written laws. Such rhetorical methods have a name to jews called pilpul which rabbis even bred for. Naturally psychopaths would be really good at it which is why ashkenazis are full of genetic psychos and pathological liars.

Our entire legal system was handed to these delectable technicality interpretation literal word definition twisters. Now we have 100 pages of legislation that are written literally by talmudic psychoapths pilpul-style. I am dead serious we need to just all start killing at least one jew. If one out of 50 in the US does this then the US would be judenfrei

>>135582008
>if God was so wrathful
He literally cursed them to be spread across all nations until the accept Christ as their savior. This turned out to happen. And the Bible refers to them as the Synagogue of Satan. They are of their father, the devil.

Of course they must be swayed, but abhor what is evil and hold fast to what is good. Don't give the Jews as inch.

PS. John 8:3 is not in the Bible.

>>135582579
And how is best to sway those onto the side of christ? Why would the Jews not hold in the face of discrimination?, it certainly didn't work for the Romans, the best way to bring people to your superior way is to simply practice it until your way becomes so much obviously better that they adopt your ideas, ironically, rome did this with the intergration of new territory into their empire.

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>>135567059
>I don't get this shit. Do they think God is a fucking retard?
It says in the Talmud that the rabbis had an argument with god and won, now god asks their advice on stuff

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>>135557663
Holy shit One Piece is true.

>>135582519
>This is the lies of man that Jesus talks about and speaks out against. The Pharisees are also the enemy of Jesus. This is why they say he is boiling in feces in the Talmud.

Jesus' followers were probably friends with Pharisees. Much of their teachings found in the Gospels look almost the same as something you'd find in the Talmud.

https://jewsforjesus.org/publications/issues/issues-v01-n03/the-talmud-and-the-gospels/

(Mind the "JewsforJesus" bullshit, they do their cross referencing very well).

>And the Talmud is just a bunch of loopholes around the written laws.
It's judicial method and legalism. It's no more a point of loopholes than any other law.

>>135563856
>The entire Jewish faith is basically trying to follow the letter rather than the spirit of the law
Oh so you know you're following the spirit of the law because you've read the bible and you know your interpretation is the best one? There's definitely a reason to argue that the rabbinic laws probably aren't taking some pieces of the text at their surface value, but that's the right of the tradition. Judaism was bread from a community interpreting and implementing a text. The spirit of the bible is the religion itself. Definitely, Judaism is more attuned to the appropriate understanding of the bible than 21st century Christians attempting to read a translation of a translation and argue that Noah's arc is real lmfao.

>>135582866
Don't you think the Jews have had... I don't know, 2000 years, to see the way of Christianity? They've done so much to hurt us.

>>135557663
if women touch them in public they freak out
but they bang hookers in bedstuy like nobodies business.

don't ask me how it works a jew told me this

>>135582937
Really?
Mind pointing me to a source for that?

>>135583566
THE TALMUD

>>135581559
Underrated

>>135562571
Schrodinger's jew

>>135582937
>>135583566
http://curiousjew.blogspot.com/2009/04/oven-of-aknai.html

Doesn't really say God takes advice from Jews now. More like even if you could definitely prove that the bible says one way, that doesn't mean that's how the law is. The law is decided by the Sanhedrin. The text is one thing and the judicial interpretation is another.

>>135582937
What was the argument about? Money I'm guessing

>>135558638
lmao

We should tell them that they have no way of knowing if they are under a chinese or australian graveyard either

>>135583114
If we assume Jews have hurt us, ask yourself, what did christ do when under the lash, thorns piercing his head, nails piercing his limbs, betrayed by one of his closest friends? Did god, in his infinite power, cast off his cross, and attack those who would dare to put god under such pain? No, he didn't, did the early Martyrs attempt to strike the lions that were set upon them? If Christ could face all that, and faithful men, could take that in the belief of Christ, then any christian, any man can and must endure any attack upon christendom, Christianity is not a religion of attack, and god forbid it ever becomes such.

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>>135583104
One Piece is very redpilled and patrician.

>>135558787
Moist

>>135558638
wtf, i hate jews now!

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I get pissed whenever I see JEWS or ARABS on a plane.

Both are virtually genetic-cousins.

Both are most likely to be terrorists.

If I see alot of Asians, I am relieved. I know they aren't going to do anything.

If I see Arabs or Jews, I watch them the whole flight.

Brainstorming about how I will storm them if they try anything.

>>135583902
>>Doesn't really say God takes advice from Jews now.
Re-read: it said specifically RABBIS (would be only some obviously) not all jews

>>135584085
Maybe it was about something important like being able to pee when their shadow faces a certain direction... but you're probably right, shekels as usual.

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>>135572548

>>135584163
What are you saying? I'm saying we should convert Jews. I'm still saying that Jews are a problematic people.

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>>135567118
Best kek of the night

>>135584520
Or Rabbis. Just says that the law is not in heaven, it's decided on a human level.

>>135558787
Next time you see one of these guys ask the flight attendant for extra butter and veggies with your meal, then while everyone is asleep slip them into the bag.

>>135569629
underrated post

maybe he's pretending to be a pet goldfish to get a free flight

>>135569629
why are they banned from cemetries? Got caught stealing gold teeth?

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>>135569629
I'm enlightened now

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>>135561113
MFW they even jew themselves out of their own fucking religion.

It's so fucking absurd I can't find any other reaction than to laugh... How fucking delusional do you have to be to rationalize and think this is ok?

>>135562571
2:15-2:33 WTF are those zombie kikes?, they look like the living dead.

>>135558458

Sheesh, they even try to screw over God in their deals.

>>135587250

try reading the bible...

>>135588986
>be me
>be a little kid
>mom and dad have some friends over for dinner
>dad and friend are talking in living room after dinner
>dad's friend has recently been to Disney World
>bitching about New York Jews who flood Florida every year
>dad's friend says "You know, sometimes I think Hitler had the right idea"
>redpill at a very young age

>>135561113
>(((loophole)))

Jews are experts in them because they're basically semantics and it's the same reason why they make up the majority of lawyers - there ability to find a technicality and further degrade the law.

>>135557836
Because he is ASRM artist level 90

>>135567556
>They went to Israel without paying the full blood sacrifice of 6 million that God demanded.
where is that from?

>>135557663
Other people are fucking disgusting, I don't see a problem with it. I wear one of those hospital masks when I go on planes. You're in a small tube with 100+ other people with god knows what fucking nasty disease they're breathing out their air holes. I'd prob feel much better with a fucking garbage bag over my body

>>135557663
Motherfucking Jews have the nerve to tell Christians that the Cross is offensive, yet their fucking Jewish teachers are literally wrapping themselves in plastic to avoid touching non-Jewish people. Do they think this is not offensive? lol WTF

>>135575892
>>135561113

ATTENTION! IT SHOULD BE /POL/ SWORN DUTY TO DESTROY AND CUT ERUV LINES EVERYWHERE THEY ARE FOUND EVERY SINGLE DAY. LETS START WITH THE MANHATTAN ONE. THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KEEP IT UP.

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>>135562571
Holy shit

>>135560032
Genetic optimization. The Jews are a legitimate form of optimal human evolution. What's fucked up is that they are not the only optimal human evolution and Jews are fucking miserable. They're a 1984-type optimum and if they rule everything, nobody gets to be happy except very privately.
Judaism is a religion of INTENSE CONTROL where everyone is under INTENSE CONTROL all the time through their VAST SEA OF RULES. When people talk about being trapped in a matrix, they're talking about other religions only insofar as other religions have been influenced by Judaism! Stupid people can't follow all the rules of Judaism and this pervasive religious/ethnic society they live in filters them off into productively irrelevant positions where they turn profits for their betters and rarely breed.
That leaves the smart people to breed one child at a time without getting outraced. You can see the eugenics in the average IQ of their race, and it's beautiful. Jewry has spent millennia doing something quietly amazing. They deserve to be immortalized in human culture... just NOT in human AUTHORITY. And not in whole regions of nothing but Jews, either! Exposing Jews to Jews is inhumane!
Back on topic. If they've been applying eugenics to themselves since before eugenics was a concept, what have they been selecting for all this time? Well, what is it like for a smart person to live under INTENSE CONTROL? The answer is it's neurotic. It makes Jews nervous. You know that nervousness you feel talking to someone you know is into social justice? Where it can seem like everything is friendly and going fine and then suddenly REEEEsplosion because you said something without a scrap of malice in it?
THAT IS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A JEW LIVING AMONG JEWS.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE WITHIN THEIR CULTURE.

The community functions with knives at every boundary.
But it's still a community of smart people with smart leaders, and their intelligence is still a superpower.

>>135558249
The jews jewin the jews?
>cherry picking baggits

>>135557836
Self-gassing

Jews are fucking crazy. All they do is legalize their religion to death in an effort to get around their own laws, most of them man made in the first place.

>>135588606
Thousands of years of inbreeding make the jew resemble the monster that it is internally.

>>135592620
KIKE - the post

>and it's beautiful
You went too far.

"This sheboon mongrel is the future if humanity, and it's beautiful.

>>135557663
So the airplane's skin can't "protect" him from impure cemetery air, but a ziplock bag can?

>>135595089
so vampires? makes sense.

>>135557663
only in body bags

>>135558241
Holy shit my sides

>>135561909
What a Shoah!

>>135565058
I read dinosaur puss, made me more unhappy than piss - infection and viruses, oh my god can't go there.

>>135595591

These are people who believe eating pig and shrimp will ruin your standing with G-D.

But they also don't believe in an afterlife so I'm not sure why they care about anything. And their "covenant" being the chosen people didn't work out too well either.

>>135565872
>dinosaur piss
reptiles don't pee

>>135588606
2:24 has some kind of disease

>>135562571
i dont get it, why do they pull down the switch? I know they cant push buttons but in the video the light is never turned off when they do it!

>>135558249
Sadly probably this. I grew up around a lot of Jewish people. They literally worship legal loopholes as a religion. Or in this case religious loopholes. For example they aren't allowed to use electric lights during the Sabbath, but if they arrange in advance for a goyim to leave a light on for them that's perfectly okay.

Jews literally believe god is a retard and worship him in the same thought.

>>135566490
Well meme'd

Do you want people throwing garbage anywhere they want or do you want them to put it in the garbage bag where it belongs?

>>135567363
Underrated

>>135584085
The argument was whether a certain oven in a certain situation would be considered pure or impure.

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>>135569629
Amazing

>>135569629
Not all Jews aren't allowed to become impure by a dead body, only kohanim.

The ignorance and butthurt in this thread is astounding.

>>135599436
what did you expect from a board of ignorant jew haters?

>>135557663
HES A FUCKING BASTED ISRAELI

>>135557836
Probably some sort of carry-on discount. The carry-on is free, therefor 2 can travel at 1 price.

I can't find the video, but another kike invented this scooter / wheelchair that runs on compressed air - so you can drive it around, but because it isn't using electricity / battery - it isn't considered "work".

>>135568898
No just very very autistic kikes.

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>>135592620
This post...

All Rabbis should be put in bags

>>135569629
One could go even further, anon.

Let's take this graveyard sphere of yours and assume :

- it is a graveyard, no loopholes about it
- no distance from it would be considered too far, so any place in the universe would be subject to its anti Semitic rays
- the special jews (Cohen something) would go to hell if they enter this graveyard, that is, anywhere in the universe.

Now suppose we have a special jew 5 light-years from earth, and this sphere is not constructed yet. From conception to finished, it takes 4 years. Since it takes light/communications 5 years to get there, the jew can't prepare for the hell sphere (that is, wear a plastic bag all the time). Now, the jew dies 6 months later, without ever knowing about the anti Semitic rays.

My question is, since light and therefore, information, takes 5 years to get there, are the anti Semitic rays faster than light? If yes, the jew goes to hell, but this violates the speed of light limit. After all, since it was finished only 6 months before, the anti Semitic rays couldn't get to him until 4 and a half years later,unless it violated the speed of light.

One could argue that the ray is in the spiritual dimension, and hits the spirit of the rabbi instantly, but wouldn't that make the use of plastic bags unnecessarily? Also, the spirit has ties to the body, which goes back to the first point (can't go faster than light).

>>135601234
That's retarded, there was work put into the system (compressing the air) and it's now being converted into mechanical force (moving the chair), thus doing work.

>>135557663
I'm not petting strange urls.

Explain.

>>135601036
Underrated

Whats the point of the bag if they are already inside an enclosure?

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>>135562571

>comments are disabled for this video

Oi!

>>135559169
>>135559162
>>135563457

flying over cemeteries should not count. if that logic holds true, then at any moment, if another planet's cemetery anywhere in the universe should face our planet, you'd have to jump in a bag. NASA is trying to find other planets for this reason only. Are we alone in the universe? or should we remain forever bagged?

>that jewish kid in school that refused to do any assignments for like two weeks during hanukkah or whatever kike holiday it was
>he got to listen to his CD player and read video game magazines all day every day instead
>when the teachers tried to make him do those two weeks of assignments after the holiday was over his parents got involved and threatened to sue so he just automatically got an A on all those papers he didn't do
>his parents also threatened to sue for discrimination because the cafeteria didn't have any kosher food so the school actually cooked a special lunch just for him every day that looked 10x more expensive than what everyone else ate

>>135562571
The rabbi endorsements seem like they are SNL skits

>>135589436
Just give him the basic gestalt

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>>135562571
anyone seeing this. fucking gold

>>135557663
>yfw they tell you the air costs 2cents to breathe

>>135557663
I have no problem transporting them in body bags until we could oven them.

>>135603059
haha that's a damn fine point my friend

>>135603978
sounds like a clearcut case of white privilege

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>>135603978

>>135605380
Y'know why kikes have big noses?

Because air is free.

>>135557663
So they can be gassed easier.

>>135558638
That's fucking retarded, they're already surrounded by aluminum, what the fuck does the plastic do?
>tfw Jews are this fucking stupid
>tfw every generation before us since wwi got jewed hard by these retards, which means off ancestors are even more fucking stupid and useless

>>135562571
Just when I thought I've seen it all

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>>135562571
>it also gets around the prohibited use of shabbos goy

My sides

So what about Jews with pacemakers?

>>135567059
>do Jews thinks they're better than a higher power
Where do you think we are right now?

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From a Huffpo comment about this... KEK

>>135557663
How do they breathe?

>>135559419

Did you forget that credit cards are plastic and that interest rates are Jew magic?

>>135558787
this here topkek

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>>135558626

>>135558516
naw, I've shaken hands with rabbis

>>135559419
There is literally a wire strung around Manhattan in order for Jews here to exploit a loophole to get around Sabbath rules.

http://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

> Orthodox Jews are allowed to push baby strollers and carry prayer books on the Jewish Sabbath thanks to a loophole made of fishing line that stretches some 18 miles on utility poles around the city.

> Every Thursday, two Hasidic rabbis drive along the border of the eruv to conduct pre-dawn inspections. If they spot a break, they report it immediately to a maintenance crew that dispatches repair workers. Yearly upkeep is divided among Orthodox synagogues in Manhattan and amounts to about $100,000.

There's a twitter account reporting it's status. Looks like it's not updated anymore.
https://twitter.com/manhattaneruv

>>135609599
They pay for it by themselves, whats the problem here?

>>135609906
Jews go really fucking hard to throw some fishing line out to hang with no hook or bait

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>>135592620
yet another jew telling others they are 'superior'
>if you only knew how bad it is, still we superior!

just like an oven bag in a plane , what's real is that kikes are fucking mad

>>135558241
Can i blow you?

there's a lot of reason to hate jews, but busting on them for trying to stick to their traditions in a modern world shouldn't be one of them.

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>>135557663
spot the difference /po/

>>135558626
>It doesn't need to breathe?
so what's the deal with gas chambers, then?

>>135557663
Its to keep the goy smells out

>>135558458
Explain what you mean by string?

Also WTF is this a real thing with kikes in bags?

>>135558448
>>135558507

"You cannot take your own oxygen tanks on an airplane. You may be able to pack empty oxygen tanks in your checked luggage. You can get these filled at your destination. The airline will supply oxygen while you are in flight but may charge you for it."

KEK.

Don't you guys realize?

It's like that old joke. "Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free."

They're exploiting an airline loophole just to get something for free, even if they can just breath normal oxygen like the rest of the passengers.

>>135571148

hardcore orthodox jews are poor and retarded

only secular or reform jews are the smart ones

>>135607324
this. I'm dead

>>135567059
>Do they think God is a fucking retard?
enter reb Ezekiel ben Hyrkanos. the story is in the Talmud (Baba Metzia, somewhere). the rabbis were arguing over some arcane shit like whether an oven built using sand can be defiled or not. reb Ezekiel was the only dissenter and he performed all sorts of miracles to prove his point, but the others kept downvoting him. so finally he appealed to YHWH, and the voice of god indeed vouchsafed that he was right, whereupon the chief rabbi stood and told god that He relinguished the right to make such decisions to the learned ones, so please fuck off. then they proceeded to vote against the position held by reb Ezekiel and YHWH one final time, and their decision became law.

tldr YHWH is subject to the Torah law as much as humans.

(just in case you were wondering, an oven built using sand CAN be defiled. thus says the law as voted on by the learned ones.)

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>>135558638
What if you're on one side of the earth and on opposite there's a graveyard? Do you go to jew hell?

>>135603978
Knew a Goy girl that worked in a Jewish school. Straight up Hassidics. They cooked all their own Kosher food in the cafeteria, and it was apparently pretty good.

>>135599436
Read the fucking thread, this has been said at least 5 times

>>135598595
I knew people that got invited into apartments off the sidewalk by random Jews to turn the air conditioner on, because their apartment was too hot but they weren't allowed to operate electronic appliances.

>>135562571
>teהnological breakthrough
kek

>>135562571

just an isolated piece of plastic goy- i mean God heh heh

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Jews jewing Jews further