Are you fashcurious?

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Do you love free speech with all your heat and soul, but want a police state to crush the skulls of the communists who want to repeal the 1st Amendment?
Do you believe that every nation and every people has the right to self determination, but think that colonialism literally did nothing wrong?
Do you think people should express their gender and sexuality however they want, but still thing a heteronormativity is probably the best way to go?
Do you like the based Jews of the enlightenment and physics, but deeply resent AIPAC's involvement in American politics?
Do you like hanging out with black people, but don't want them fucking your sister?
Do you like capitalism, but believe that it does not practice full accounting because it does not maintain the social cohesion and norms that make high trust market societies possible?
Do you claim to hate dictators, but are aroused at the thought of a male authority figure standing at a podium denouncing the enemies of the nation?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you're probably fashcurious. Being fashcurious is a-ok in our fast paced, globalized world. Studies show that as many as half of white Millennial men are fashcurious. It's time to come out and be proud about your fashcuriousity. Just because we live in a democratic society that respects human rights, doesn't mean you can't make peace with your inner authoritarian bad boy. After all, if you repress it to much, you might turn into a cuck, and cucks don't get laid.

*blows fashy kisses*