What's the best sect of Christianity?

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>>135542506
The Ex-Christians

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>>135543107
>being a pagan cuck in 2017

>>135543107
Pagans are literally spics
>DUDE we gotta hae a human sacrifice because asatru LMAO
>DUDE LETS RAPE AND PILLAGE BECAUSE MUSHROOMS LMAO

>>135542506
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Only true church of Christ.

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>>135543368
wrong image fuc

>>135543554
Apparently their women are super feminist tho

>>135542506
None they are all Mushrikeen and kuffar

>1438
>not upgrading to islam

>>135542506
Independantist.
The Bible is our only guide, the Pope only a counselor.

ALL are written and spread by jew freemason so they are all fairy tales to keep goyim busy while you serve the jews. wakey goyim

>>135543554

>founder literally made up bullshit about being able to read Egyptian texts
>rosetta stone found after he claimed to be able to read them, when the text was translated it was not at all what Joseph Smith said it was
>lol it's okay to fuck my teenaged maid because god says so

>>135543612
vocal minority

>>135544050
Joseph Smith was a Chad confirmed

>>135544294
no I'm serious anon look it up

>>135542506
These beta vs chad memes are funny. I need more.

>>135542506
This virgin/chad meme is hilarious af

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>>135542506
>being christian

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>>135542506
GET THIS SHIT MEME OFF MY BOARD

>HURR I'M FIT BREH, I NEED A SCRIPT TO ORDER PIZZA OFF THE PHONE, NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

SAGE

>>135543503
That's slander you retard.

>>135544915
hahaha beta nerd found

>>135544915
shut up nerd

>>135543580
Haha fucking retard

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>>135543580

Armenian

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>>135542506

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"After the lower nature has returned to the brutishness, the higher struggles again to
regain its spiritual estate. It ascends the seven Rings upon which sit the Seven Governors
and returns to each their lower powers in this manner: Upon the first ring sits the Moon,
and to it is returned the ability to increase and diminish. Upon the second ring sits
Mercury, and to it are returned machinations, deceit, and craftiness. Upon the third ring
sits Venus, and to it are returned the lusts and passions. Upon the fourth ring sits the Sun,
and to this Lord are returned ambitions. Upon the fifth ring sits Mars, and to it are
returned rashness and profane boldness. Upon the sixth ring sits Jupiter, and to it are
returned the sense of accumulation and riches. And upon the seventh ring sits Saturn, at
the Gate of Chaos, and to it are returned falsehood and evil plotting.
"Then, being naked of all the accumulations of the seven Rings, the soul comes to the
Eighth Sphere, namely, the ring of the fixed stars. Here, freed of all illusion, it dwells in
the Light and sings praises to the Father in a voice which only the pure of spirit may
understand. Behold, O Hermes, there is a great mystery in the Eighth Sphere, for the
Milky Way is the seed-ground of souls, and from it they drop into the Rings, and to the
Milky Way they return again from the wheels of Saturn. But some cannot climb the
seven-runged ladder of the Rings. So they wander in darkness below and are swept into
eternity with the illusion of sense and earthiness.

Orthodox duh

>>135545166
Nope. Nordic pagans did exactly those things
>DUDE we gotta have a ritual human sacrifice or else muh crops won't grow LMAO
>DUDE we ate these mushrooms in the forest lets go on a pillage LMAO

>>135546710
kek

>>135546470
eh i don't really see the joke

fuck I can't stop laughing at those new balance shoes

>>135546710
w2c that wifebeater?

>>135546863
wrong

>>135546997
Nah

>>135546953
just goygle search chad tank top and get all 3

>>135546769
redpill me on orthodoxy

>>135542506
can someone make a virgin vs stacy version in which the stacy is the bad one

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>>135543368
>that pic

no sweetie

>>135547084
Islam-loving cucks

>virgin x/Chad better X
I really like this meme. Can I save it?

>>135547049
http://www.cafepress.com/+chad+tank-tops

the fuck

>>135547173
whats the point of that

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>>135546710

>>135542506
I fucking love that kind of memes

>>135542506
The one that makes their women wear hijabs.

>>135547319
it would be humorous

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>>135542506
atheism

>>135547413
Does anyone have the Elder Scrolls/Skyrim version? It had something like
>has never even attempted a side quest
>wears whatever armor gives him the best stats
>always rolls orc because its the strongest
>keeps his name as "Prisoner"

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>>135547674
this one

>>135542506
These Chad memes are pretty funny, anyone got a good collection going?

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>>135547830
i have a few

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>>135547810
>Fights everyone including friendly NPCs
fucking died.

>>135547830
Posting the latest classic

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>>135547931

>>135543978
not kekism
kekism is the one true path of light free of freemason control, unless the CIA niggers' campaign to take it over and make /pol/ drop it succeeds

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>>135547931
amazing

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Orthodox. Like, REALLY orthodox. Learn some dead languages, while you're at it, so you can read the earliest versions of it(wikipedia says earliest version was mostly biblical hebrew, and some biblical aramaic). Might as well do it right.

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>>135547963
looks promising but it's small breh

Ophites.

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>b-but I spent all day on my Fashy Memes!
Too bad, Chad just retweeted them and claimed them as his own

>>135547413
Wow Chad is objectively inferior in this one.

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>>135547963

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>w-why doesn't anyone pay attention to me when I'm alt-right in public???
Because you're not Chad.

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>>135548088
1 sec i think i have another version

>>135547810

Oblivion is the most virgin of all TES

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probably my favorite

>>135547963
Canada you look sickly.

Not about religion, it's about having a relationship with God

>>135544915
>t. al-virgindi

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>>135548253
Got something to match that one breh

hope you guys don't Virgin Urinate

>>135542506
Daily reminder that the only reason Christianity and Islam are so popular is that they pander to the lowest common denominator.

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>Tfw I am the lower image

I come down from the mountain to give you the ubermensch;

>http://freetexthost.com/yywdow0svj
>Alchemical Diamond Bodies

>http://freetexthost.com/af0ad3nmqr
>Universe creation

>http://freetexthost.com/vqyn2odfmn
>Mathematics of Soma body mechanics

>http://freetexthost.com/kk55nm5nkz
>Evidence for Holocene Soma

>http://freetexthost.com/x12obvj3xb
>Quantum state transfer

>http://freetexthost.com/wsaryo0r6u
>Soma and Buddhism

>http://freetexthost.com/p14iebomsf
>The Oak as degenerate Soma

>http://freetexthost.com/an1aubqode
>Mu, Part 1

>http://freetexthost.com/q1c1n40nji
>Mu, Part 2

>http://freetexthost.com/0666iuqe3t
>Mu, Part 3

>http://freetexthost.com/oq1af2a0l1
>Mu, Part 4

>http://freetexthost.com/v5x3ojrc3f
>Mu, Part 5

>https://pastebin.com/YuG2rCHf
>Mu, Part 6

>http://freetexthost.com/ci3jvn6zrs
>Mu, Part 7

>http://freetexthost.com/wagsimy5e1
>Total combined correspondence charts

My answer; Public Catholicism, private Gnosticism.

>>135544050
>>135544423
>you will NEVER be a cult leader with a devoted following of teenaged maids

life was a mistake

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Hope you losers don't eat "virgin meals"

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How many of you virgintrains here do the Virgin Sit?

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>>135543368
>Implying Nordics weren't the real romans

Yes goyim, Romans had brown skin big noses and curly hair, just like us judes

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>>135548242
hopefully this isnt shit quality

>>135547810
A fucking tree

lol at stealth archery though

>>135543107
FPBP

>>135543503
>DUDE what if we tried for like a hundred years to try and retake the (((holy land)))
>DUDE LET'S GET OUR SHIT ABSOLUTELY PUSHED IN BY MUDSKINS LMAO

>>135548762
You're not wrong but that doesn't change the objective fact that pagans were literally spics

>DUDE lets eat a bunch of mushrooms we found on the ground and fuck eachothers wives LMAO
>DUDE we gotta do a ritualistic human sacrifice of your daughter because she's a virgin and muh asatru said so LMAO

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this meme is the best thing to happen in several weeks

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>>135548253
>>135548337
>ear pericing yelling
just imagine experiencing something like this in real life

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>>135547413

If you aren't Catholic, you are going to hell.
That is all, peace out youtube.

>>135548729
They just keep getting better

>>135549079
https://youtu.be/GTBHaSn8bmA?t=1m40s

>>135548884
DUDE what if we molested all these kids LMAO
>No, no, what if we MOLESTED them and then we tried to cover it up hahah
>Damn haha, you're fucking hilarious bro!

>>135549306
>DUDE why dont we just eat mushrooms and have a giant orgy and raise eachothers kids LMAO

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>>135546470

>>135548007
This one's quality, only just noticed the guy outside on the bench with the rose on the floor, lol.

>>135548088
"reminding everyone who's boss"

>>135549167
such a good game

>>135547944
underrated

>>135549400
>DUDE why don't we wash the feet of the brown people just like our savior would do LMAO
>Totally man, totally. You know, Jesus was a refugee too, we should TOTALLY let in a bunch of mudskin hordes
>Can we still have huge gay origies at the Vatican?
>OF COURSE WE CAN! DEUS VULT!

>unironically thinks that orthodoxy is good

Even protestant heathens are better.

>>135547931
To be fair, the virgin has a gf in his id, but then again qt Chad 4U is just too perfect to beat.

>>135548508
>>135548578
>t.projector

>What's the best sect of Christianity?
Agnosticism

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>>135548508
>Has never heard a song in his life

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presbyterianism

>>135547253
Me too! Save it my friend, it's all yours :^)

>>135550335
why is orthodoxy so bad?

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Christianity doesn't really have a mystic version of it, unlike Islam (Sufism) and Judaism (Khabbalah). All of the different versions of christianity are the same kind of bullshit-producing artifacts of political control, as far as I know.

Maybe you could find the real stuff joining the Freemasons (which require you to have a monotheistic faith) or any other mystic brotherhood. In christianity you'd only get some of that by joining some monastic orders, but that's too much of a price if you can get that somewhere else. In christianity the secrets and rituals that work are very well kept, there are too many layers of bullshit to get to the real spirituality stuff that works, you'd be better off trying any other religion that encourages you to try things for yourself and see what works and what doesn't.

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>>135542506
Baptist

>>135542506
Unprogrammed Quakerism. Your own interpretation of god is more important that n what some jew wrote 2000 years ago. Consensus is better than voting. Meetings, not churches.

>>135547944
holy shit

>>135542506
there are no "sects" there are clubs and cults and gangs and groups

but only one "remnant church"
and it does not have, and does not claim to have, any exclusivity on salvation nor divination nor providence

>>135547986
Anons are the lifeblood of Brit/pol/

>>135543580
Lol Christianity is based on might make right. God does evil shit according to the bible but it's not evil because he is god is all powerful and will punish you otherwise.

>>135542506
paganism vs Christianity?
who the fuck makes this cring shit?

>>135553002
my answer supersedes all others in this thread

you will known a church is of Christ if its followers have lifted up and carry their own cross and follow Christ's path, by their fruits will you know them

do they obey the 10 commandments?
do they love God Almighty with all of their being?
do they love their fellow people as they love themselves?
are they charitable?
do they spread the gospel?

>>135547944
Lost

>>135542506
Orthodoxy is the original One Holy Catholic Apostolic Church as founded by Jesus Christ and his apostles Peter and Paul. It is the narrow path.

>>135553845
nope

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These 'virgin vs chad' pics are fucking gold man

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>>135548235
>those flags

>>135546710
Both of their fucking legs, kek

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>>135546710
Here's a better version ya fag.

>>135548242
based