My sainted mother was holocausted by Mengele himself!
He boiled her down into fat which he used to shine his boots and spread on his toast.
However, she had beautiful skin so he had her made into a lampshade and put her on a golden lamp stand.
When Hitler came to Auschwitz in 1927 to gas Jews for himself Mengele gave the lamp to him as a gift.
After the war I tracked her down to a warehouse in Hoboken and brought her home.
Her lamp is beside me as I write this. So don't tell me the holocaust is a hoax!??