It is rumored that certain radio talk show hosts are so desperate for cash that they are literally selling their own very small hard shits, while referring to them as "Freedom Nuggets". This is the result of high blood pressure and a constant state of dehydration from profuse sweating that never stops.
Things Alex Jones likes:
Bacon grease;
High Blood Pressure;
Spam;
Caffeine;
Methamphetamine;
Lard;
Sweating;
Red meat;