why is /west virginia/ the best state in the union
>be west virginian
>born in a trailer park
>entire neighborhood is illiterate and starving
>grow up poor
>get addicted to crystal meth when i'm a teenager
>drop meth for binge drinking
>knock up high school sweetheart at 16
>move into another trailer park
>apply for job at dying coal mine
>can't stop fucking so i have 5 kids
>die at 33 from smoking 5 packs a day + black lung
>>135523039
this is an accurate greentext