J.K. Rowling: Cuck is good, alpha is bad

KILLING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
THEY ARE USELESS. WE DONT NEED WOMEN ANYMORE.

>>135512910
thats a pretty big endorsement for niggers with pepe avis

Fuck off, death eater! We're going to take down Drumpf just like Harry took down Voldemort. Light will defeat darkness.

She just needs a good dicking and a hobby. Her and all of the rest of them.

Wow, a celebrity tweeting about something, sure has a lot to do with politics.

great thread op!!!

white sharia

>>135513064
You actually read that drek?

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her husband is not a cuck, pic related

>>135513064
Gayness can never defeat coolness.

>>135513086
It's a good example of a deeper problem.

>>135513248
shut the fuck up you faggot numale

>>135513084
She just knows her time of men wanting her ended at the age of 21.

>>135513161
I read the first three books, bought the fourth and never read it. I was in 5th grade when they started coming out, so I was of the appropriate age.

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>>135513238
Wow.

>>135513238
Jesus, she's a billionaire. The fuck us she doing with that guy?

>>135513285
Not an argument leaf.

>>135512910

I actually have no idea what the fuck she means.

I honestly think she emotionally tweeted back too early, before she could clarify her train of thought. It's not witty, it's nonsensical.

>>135513312
No excuse. I was reading Steven King in 5th grade.

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>>135512910
Does JK writing about Pepe on Twitter officially put him in the Harry Potter canon?

>>135513238
Surely you jest

>>135513365

She's an old woman with multiple kids to a different man who is also a massively obnoxious cunt.

Men don't need to dig for gold as readily as women do, so she's doing the best she can.

I do find it hilarious he's white.

>>135512910
So... she's saying she wants two dicks?

>>135512910
Who is this based Andrew Tate?

>>135512910
Imagine a young girl who loves the HP books, seeking inspiration from JKR because oh wow, a woman wrote this!? She seeks out JKR's interface with the public (her Twitter) and sees this.

JKR needs to be a bit more fucking professional because she forgets that unlike fictional superheros, she actually is a role model in the real world.

Not only should you never feed trolls, but every time you have a political opinion you divide your audience. Or at least do it with some fucking tact.

>>135512910
When did the word cuck became a mainstream and casually being dropped in covnverstions now. Jesus fucking christ pol, I blame all of you.

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>>135512910

lol.. I saw this posted yesterday. Funny shit. That pic should be hung in an art gallery.

There is nothing like the feeling of a libtard getting their ass handed to them.

>>135513301
No advice for that problem. Age is a bitter pill that we all must swallow.

>>135513238
Looks like mac from always sunny doing a character.

>>135512910
So glad I never bought a single book of hers.

>>135513238
I could never really understand British people

>>135513365
She doesn't have a dick, so she can actually use her brain when deciding a partner

>>135513469
I read IT in fourth grade. I never really like Stephen King. Harry Potter got too repetitive and I could already tell how the series was going to end. I really started to lose interest when the movies started to come out and the hype got out of control.

>>135513510
Someone should ask her why she's perpetuating her white privilege by having only white partners. Maybe we can get her riled up enough to break up with this cuck.

>>135513672
Hear, hear!

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>>135513064
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. But I was never a man-child.

>>135513312
Fair enough. It still seems straight up gay.
>Weak, frail looking boy
>Somehow the savior of the universe

>>135513713
The books got too retarded and long after the fourth. Never finished them. I liked them at the time though

>>135512910
I doubt that a word "cuck" should apply to a guy who marries the rich cunt. "Alfons" or "gigolo" or whatever.

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>>135513238
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

No wonder she has no problem humiliating herself on the daily, and can't stop thinking about the Trump cock.

As a fellow billionaire, and expert at avoiding reality with fantasy, she unironically thinks she has a shot with him.

>>135513713
Stephen King is a hack and It was fucking garbage. The old TV movie was better than that piece of shit book. He rambled himself into a corner and couldn't come up with a decent ending (as he often does) so the wheels came off completely by chapter 5006.

>>135513671
Wish I could unbuy them, I have 5 of the damn things

>>135513587
>needs to be a bit more fucking professional because she forgets that unlike fictional superheros, she actually is a role model in the real world.

People said the same thing about Trump, how he shouldn't act unprofessional since he is a role model. Letting JKR act how she wants is fine.

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>>135512910
FUCK DRUMPF AND DEATHEATERS

Do we care about her?

Are.... Are we caring right now?
She's a fucking brit bong. Since when did she have any relevance concerning American politics? She thinks you should bin fucking knives for example. It's honestly surprising she didn't demonize magical wands in her book series.

>>135512910
Come by in /sg/ and ask about White Helmets and Bana. This cunt was supporting them 100%

>>135513333
What a waste of digits

The thing that triggered me most is the books try to say Harry won coz he had the power of love and voldermort didn't. Then they try to apply it to real life.

That's bullshit and it took me years to break the conditioning. The hero wins because he is better prepared, has the tools and used a strategy to win.

Fuck even her own books are about that. Goddamn years of indoctrination, im so mad. Why do they do this?

>>135512910
So... her husband has no dick?

How come jk rowling doesnt fuck niggers? Are they not good enough for her? Is she racist?

>>135514918
Because it's a book for children probably.

>>135514804
>>135513333

Ancap shitposters
REEEEEEEEEEE

What was the age range for Harry Potter? The first book came out in 2001 and for me that was my first year of highschool and I couldn't have given less of a fuck about it. But there's all these adults now who reference it.

What gives?

>>135512910
I made my loudmouth antiracist sister cry after coming out of the nazicloset and her 4 years of (((university education))) being unable to cook up satisfactory refutations of my arguments. I laughed harder than I ever did, pointing in her face.

This was the first time a man in her life ever disagreed with her and disrespected her on that level - and now she's timid around me and doesnt speak her stupid fucking opinions. This is what you need to do to all women you meet, gents.

>>135515593
when children "grow up" but have nothing going for them (family, a valuable profession, satisfying romantic life, a future, work ethics, etc.) they latch on to popular media as surrogates for all those things.

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>>135515620
next time hold her down and fuck her after you dominate her mentally, then she will be dominated fully

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>>135512910
Reminder that JK Rowling is a pedophile and runs a child traficking network with ties to Haiti and East Europe:
wearelumos.org
Lovely name... charming little logo, too, but where have we seen it before..?

>>135513966
At least he believes that not all books or movies require political undertones/themes.

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>>135515904
Reminder that JK Rowling is a pedophile and runs a child traficking network with a charming little logo, but where have we seen it before..?

>>135515803
But I don't have any of those things either and I don't cling to shitty pop culture

>>135515976
Yeah, but Sony drove an eighteen wheeler filled with money to his house and he let them make Roland Deschain a nigger when he was written to be Clint Eastwood.

>>135513238
Every fucking time

guys guys wait. what if WE are the good wizards and THEY are the bad ones? What if JK Rowling and Hillary Clinton are part of a network of Death Eaters that follow Lord VoldeSoros and we're following Donald Trumpledore and we're the good guys and the more JK Rowling tweets the more she acts like Dolores Umbridge making fake news for the normies to absorb unquestioningly and we're trying to free the population from the grips that the Ministry of Magic has on the world but they keep telling us we're the bad guys because everyone listens to them?

SPOOPY

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>>135512910
This woman is Hypocritical garbage.
British people are suffering from refugee crime.
What does she think about it?
She is probably thinking that It does not matter what crime happens in the UK.
She is mega rich and can live safe.

>>135512910

Patriarchy or islam.

Women ate on the brink of loosing everything. Western men have given the freedom of choice to Western women. And now Western women have the choise who will take it back from them.

>>135512910
>Make a shitty but huge book about a mage
>Become fucking rich as fuck
>People will always remember you as the creator of Harry Potter
BUT WAIT !
>Act retarded 24/7
>Everybody think you're dumb now

>>135516332
LIKE DOLORES UMBRIDGE

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>>135513238

>>135513238

Pack it up boys, the lady wasn't getting dicked enough

>>135513238
Jesus christ. I think i remember reading she was single when writing the first hp book. So that means she settled for oscar the grouch reincarnated as a human after getting rich.

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>>135516332
Human traffickers welcome open borders, and acceptance of a religion that normalises pedophilia

>politician DOESN'T want to touch a kid
>bad thing

>>135512910
What does she have against .avi? Is she just such an applefag that she thinks quicktime is the only way to go?

>>135513238
>>135513301

No wonder she's so resentful towards white men, she's a fucking billionaire and she had to marry THAT. All the money in the world couldn't buy her an alpha.

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You'd have to be a cuck to enjoy one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>135512910
So is this the final nail in her relevancy coffin?

>>135516438
I could see her going full George Lucas in the next decade or so.

She's already telling off people for being upset that Hermione was black in that shitty play, for example.

I think once her personal politics start taking center stage in HP, it's over.

>>135517120
That was three nails ago. This is the death stench.

>>135517078
>When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Great, we all REALLY need to read about a prepubescent girl doing gangbangs with her male friends ("IT" By Stephen King, which is now being remade...)

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>>135513238
And here we have the ultimate redpill. A man with her wealth would be VERY happy, fucking models, living a good life. Her money only brings her bitterness. Thus the intense need to virtue signal. She knows she is superior to that thing she is married to. He ain't shit and she wears the trousers. But she's old and not pretty and knows that any fuckboi in her life is purely there to leech money and doesn't sexually desire her or love her. I bet their bedroom is mostly dead, save for sex once a month when she pegs him, probably when she is horny on her period, with blood dripping all over the expensive Egyptian cotton sheets, and him forced to cosplay as Harry Potter.

>>135517488
>and him forced to cosplay as Harry Potter.
Holy shit I just noticed this. Now I can't stop laughing.

>>135514918
You expect a woman writing for children to understand war?

>>135512910
/pol/ now SUPER POWER

>>135512910
i thought we hated chad anyway

>>135513238
he looks like <current year> fucker from jon stewart with a beard

>>135516321
u r currect
also cuck is a faggot loser that lets alphas and bbcs fuck his woman. jk rowling MUST BE RAPED AND KILLED

>>135515904
Wha????

Figures tho. Was long baffled how she got so wealthy off a handful of shitty children's books.

>>135512910
Why does JK Rowling care so much? She has a net worth of $1 billion. Why the fuck does she care about some dude calling her husband a cuck?

>>135513730
Like most anime lol

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>>135513238
What is it with those fucking glasses and cucks?

>>135512910
i hope she meets a peaceful truck, head on. but only after shes violently raped by a dozen "light skinned asians" for hours

>>135515593
Harry Potter shouldn't really be of interest to anyone over 18. I grew up with them and was 15 when the last book was released, and at the time I thought they were pretty fun, but they age really, really terribly. There are plenty of kids's things that have something for you when you get older, but Harry Potter isn't one of them.

So why do a lot of supposed grown-ups still fixate on the book? I'd attribute it to the incentive and social rewards we have now to remain perpetually in youth, because that makes it easier for companies to continually push the same media properties and make lots of cash. Being a manchild is cool these days, except for anime because that makes you creepy.

>>135512910
m

>>135512910
Did Trump really refuse to shake the hand of a 4yo boy?

>>135512910
She's the typical insufferable liberal who thinks being a snarky cunt = owning someone

>>135513712
Well if she was using her brain she wouldnt be with that guy

>>135513238
A WHITE MALE

Why is she not married to mudperson? RACIST MUCH?

>>135513238
He looks like a good time Charlie...

Which is sort of a cuck>>135513238

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>>135512910
kek

what a hasbeen retard

>>135515593
I was born in 93 and every child in grade school loved it except me.

>>135513713
Shouldn't have started with IT.
Should have gone with The Stand or one of his smaller books that weren't 500 pages of filler.

>>135513569
A light heavy weight kickboxing champion
There is also a retweet by JK rowling of the comics with "Asian country, all yellow" "Black country all black" "white countrey : this country is not diverse you bigots !"

He replied to her tweet mocking her lmao

This guys is based.

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>>135513238
Man, I believe myself to be somewhat romantic, and that partnership should transcend boundaries like beauty and gender.

But FUCK me, with the gazilljon of shekels in her pocket, and being the 2000s most famous kids writer, she MUST've had a bigger palette of choices!

>>135514085
>trump
>author of children's books
Pick one

>>135521371
>the stand

Good taste. Likely his best work.