ITT: China invades Australia

>>135504018
Drop bears will kill them.

>>135504018
They have already invaded legally, and is playing the long game.
>Get more kids than native population
>Vote for political party that wants more immigration
>At some point you're 40-50% of population, now start a pro chinese party
>Gongrats you won the democracy meme!
They are doing this to Canada too.

>>135504018
Every aussie man, woman, other deviant hurl themselves at the chinks naked
Race mix each other into oblivion

>>135504018
If China comes anywhere near my Aussie bros. India swoops in from the Indian Ocean and makes such a turmoil in the Ocean that Filthy chinks go back to their sewer, gutters.

Aussies are providers of Nuclear stuff to India for generating Energy. Anybody dare to touch them, prepare to die.

>>135504925
Why couldnt they have been colonized by you Japs?

It might have been better

>>135505150
We don't breed.

>>135504925

This

>>135504018
I'd join the army if gooks invaded, I wouldn't even care if we lost.

>>135505134
>Go back to their sewers and gutters!

You realize your people literally shit in the street, right? India is the dirtiest country on Earth.

>>135505134
Strongest Ally confirmed?

>>135505375
I actually prefer poos to gooks tbqh

>>135504018
The Chinese would just eat all of the animals for medicinal purposes

>>135504018
>Gooks
>winning a war

Pick one. Human wave tactics might have been the shit 2000 years ago, but not today. China invades, loses a couple of million ant drones, goes home, declares victory and cries itself to sleep.

No, the dog eaters will try stealth tactics. They will still fail. The emu sees right through their plans.

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>>135504018
They already have

>>135505375
Indians poo in designated areas.

Chinks shit on the street and even in elevators.

>>135505375
>t. Chang

>>135505532

Holy shit they might just finally make Australia habitable for humans.

>>135505538
No modern army uses human wave tactics, not even China.

>>135505375
Go back to your own country you filthy chink.

>>135505414
Absolutely

>>135504018
We'd back up aussies and help them defend from the gooks.

The corpses of the first 200 million invaders would fertilise the desert, resulting in a paradise for all.

>>135504018
Big Daddy United States would blow the chink navy out of the water before they could ever step foot on sacred Australian clay.

America has already invaded with military bases on our land.
Stupid fucking Liberals don't even know the real threat to our sovereignty, just you wait until the american tyranny reveals itself and you all get fucked.
Fucking dumb racist bogan white trash cunt loser trash fuck.

>>135506044
>Fookin ell cunt m8 shell be roight

Stop speaking gibberish and just accept we are there for your best interests

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>>135504018
Give all the chinks free cars so they'll all just kill them self's.

>>135505644
Look up China's last war, the Sino-Vietnamese war. They tried to invade Vietnam when America pulled out. Lost 600,000 ants in less than a month. Then they went home, declared victory and are still crying about it. China knows one move in battle; all in. If that doesn't work they're fucked.

>>135506044
We're the only reason you're not speaking german right now.

>>135504018
I'll tell you what would happen.
The Chinks would get all their infantry, all their artillery, all their navy warships, all their planes, all their biological weapons as they hurdled towards Australia. They would arrive and enter Melbourne. The Chinese Squadron first to arrive would then say:
"Oh wait we already invaded like 1 year ago lol."

The Chinese would then stop in at China Town and then go back to their shitty Australian development apartments where a petrol station once was.

>>135504018
>what would happen

The world would watch, hoping the chinamen are successful

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>>135506272
>Lost 600,000 ants
Asian's have no souls.

The only way to successfully invade Australia is to do it legally, and with permission from the political and democratic powers that be.

Hence as to why China and the US have a strong presence here.

If Japan had attempted to invade back in the Pacific theater of war to a more persistent degree, it would have been a long, unforgiving conflict. Invading Australia by military force requires a lot of spending to keep your troops and directions intact if you're not going scorched-earth and just nuking us outright in the first place.

The strategy is to invade Papua New Guinea first. From here China can build airbases, naval bases and artillery that can strike mainland Australia.

Australia would be trying to defend PNG with jungle warfare as well as aerial attacks but once PNG is under Chinese control it becomes something of a stalemate in the north of Australia.

The next target for China is New Zealand. New Zealand has a small population and low capability. They should easy to neutralise.

Now China can extend its base building in New Zealand. Obtaining much resources, especially food. It will be an ideal staging ground for the land invasion forces.

From this point China can invade Sydney Harbour with a full frontal assault. It can also close off the Bass Strait to prevent sea access to Melbourne.

Once Sydney has fallen, land forces can more south to secure Melbourne, which, as said, is cut off.

Finally, there is Perth and Adelaide.

Probably the remaining Australian forces retreated to Perth as a last redoubt. So it becomes a long drawn out process as the Chinese move their forces across the continent.

Basically here I think Australia can win because we can regain footholds elsewhere in the continent while Perth survives and gradually drive out the invaders. Assuming that the captured New Zealand and eastern cities cost China a lot to have to hold

>>135506380
i know tons of vietnamese people
literally all there parents beat them constantly and unrelentingly

china already controls australia they dont need to invade it

>>135504018
I would open an can of whoop ass

>>135504925

This. They've already invaded. In another 20 years there'll be a pro-China party and the millions of chinks who live here will vote them in.

Our government are fucking Idiots.

>>135506505
Calling them a government is putting it lightly. There is no difference between the two major parties, everyones kinda just chilling.

>>135506505
>Our government are fucking Idiots.
Don't forget the millions of drooling retards that we call the masses. Seriously people are fucking dumb as shit in this country it's almost as bad as burgerland America.

>>135506675
Burgerland invented the internet and a lot of great things. Australia is worse imho

>>135504018
Cheaper to buy us than invade us.

>but what would happen if?

We'd win, China would still be poor, and we'd get rid of all Chinese Australians.

>if
Have you not been paying attention to Australia's demographics?

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Sorry guys i didnt choose to be born here but i can choose to leave. Pic related.
Now you can go deal with the wealthier and more powerful mainlanders In Australia

>>135506827
>Australia is worse
People still watch the cancerous slew of T.V shows over here so I'm starting to agree seriously if you watch any of the following you need to be immediately castrated so you can never breed again.

>Neighbors
>Master chef
>X factor
>The Project
>ACA
>Toady Tonight
>Any other cancerous mind numbing crap

>>135506675
Only one person in this thread gets it.

You think the politicians are evil and not voting for what the nation wants? Wrong.

They have superb analytics and know exactly what they're voting for, what will give them the most chance of re-election.

And that happens to be what the drooling masses want. Immigration.

You fucks want to stop the REAL chinese invasion? Start redpilling people to vote anti-immigration and make their voices heard. Don't be afraid to voice your opinion.

Politicians will backflip in a heartbeat and go full nationalist if they think it will keep them elected.

None of you seem to get it.

>>135506912
Nah, all I know is Steve Irwin filmed alot of crazy shit there and to fuck off since you're full. Are you less than 60 percent?

>>135507198
>Start redpilling people to vote anti-immigration and make their voices heard. Don't be afraid to voice your opinion.

That's pretty much the only way things will change is if everyone does their bit and red pills as many people as they can. The only reason all the bullshit happens is because dumb people let it happen.

>>135507159
I hear you. My TV isn't connected to an antenna and hasn't been for almost a decade.

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I will help you cunts to remove chink but I want one of these.

>to Aushiet
if you doesn't want to be conquered by Chang, Pajeet etc
Gibs us more "security" money or we will let million of those people crossing from here and come to your country illegally..

>>135507613
Those are made in Austria, not Australia.

>>135505538
They drew the Korean War.

>>135507339
As an Australian born of chinese ancestry i would be incredibly annoyed if i had you red pilling me.

>>135506272
>>135506380
It was closer to 6000
>invade vietnam
It was a response to Vietnam invading Cambodia

>>135504018
>What would happen if China invaded Australia?
The Aussie resistance would flee inland and the Chinese would waste valuable time/resources trying to conquer a worthless desert.

>>135504018 (OP)
>let foreigners in en masse and let them buy up all your stuff while they bar you out
>oh no foreigners are comming in en masse and buy up all our stuff

>>135506272
>look up
>if say that no one will notice I just added 2 zeros to the casualities according to US estimates
>DAI VIET WON WE WUZ CONQUERERS AND SHIT AND DEFEATED USA AND CHINA AND FRANCE!
Spotted the gook

>>135506451
Except Perth is filled to the brim with chinamen
>Inb4 Im wrong, I've lived in Perth for 24 years.

>>135507613
>bullpup
Fuck off homo.

>>135504925
I hope people wake up before that chink/muslim takeover happens to all western nations.

>>135507286
Most recent data says we're 90% white, 8% Chink/Pajeet, 2% other in terms of citizens, It'll be a bit worse than that now.
We've got an absolutely massive non-permanent resident population iin the cities though, they're fucking chockas with Asians here as students or on 457 visas (theoretically workforce shortage visas but the requirements are treasonously lax).

>>135507339
This.
Not just fuck boat people, but arguing against all immigration
Downward pressure on wages and upward pressure on house prices should be the big talking points.

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>>135504925
Derete

>>135507660
EF-88 / F90 Atrax is entirely manufactured by Lithgow Arms in Australia. It's a much-improved and overhauled rifle based on the Steyr AUG.

>>135505549
> Noodle Kingdom

>>135504018
>if China invaded Australia?
Implying it hasn't happened.

>>135508266
It's a chink sexshop

>>135506272
If they invade austreila we will see if they learn´d from past mistakes or not.

We know for sure Australia has not the numbers or man and supply's to fight china. They can take over Australasia anytime.

>>135507749
>As an Australian born of chinese ancestry

Top kek

Imagine the memes in a hundred years
>australia is white!!111!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>>135506451
Did anybody read this kids fanfiction and not think it was retarded?
0/10 You didn't ship cute botes.

>>135508108

>bullpups are gay
>hello sir I will gladly buy your beat-up mosin $700 for i am a firearms expert

>>135507749
$20 says your sister is dating a white guy

>>135508434
They just need to keep out of the citys and siege them. China needs a much stronger navy to keep american reinforcements form coming in. marines must be prevented from landing anywhere in wast spaces and shores.


for the army it would be very important to get tanks and IFVs on shore and keep them well supply´d and the supply chains very well protected. this way they can react fast on any US shore landings in case the Chinese navy cant destroy any incoming reinforcements.

Cut strellia is huge and underdeveloped in case of road network. It will be hard to move around fast. Back to mechanized warfare.

Speaking as an adult rather than a hearts of iron player, the Chinese would have extreme difficulty reaching any significant population centre due to supply issues.

The Chinese army has awful logistics even internally, to sail across a vast sea and land and supply an army would be incredibly difficult for them even without Australian resistance.

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>implying china wins wars

"Apart from Sun Tzu, China’s scholars did not study war, or weaponry or fortifications. This task was left mainly to “mercenaries,” either low-class Chinese or hired “barbarians.” Imagine the later stages of the Roman empire where the armies were all mercenary, and staffed by very few Romans. The Roman empire collapsed under those circumstances, and so did the Chinese empire(s)." - Tom Au, amateur historian, quora.com

>>135508538
Fucking /k/ommandos man

>>135508734
Ive read russian accounts from joint military operations in 2014 that even their navy, airforce and army have pretty low logistical-communications capabilities and that they don't work well together at all.

>>135507749
>i would be incredibly annoyed
I wouldn't give a shit if you were annoyed.

>>135504018
>What would happen if China invaded Australia?
The west would nuke China into oblivion.

>>135508940
That's pretty much it and it's a huge problem of a top-down command structure that the Chinese love.

If Chinese units lose contact with a supreme commander, they will simply halt and do nothing. They won't dare execute any moves due to fear of reprisals and their culture in general.

There is also a LOT of politics/tension between the wings of the military for power and money, as there is with everything in China.

We'd convince them that the Gympie Gympie leaves can cause immortality by rubbing their faces and genitals with them. They would do so since they tend to take weird shit like powdered tiger bones. The resulting pain would cause them to commit suicide.

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>>135508629
$20 says he's dating a white guy. Current year friendo.

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>>135509065
Pic related

>>135504018
>What would happen if China invaded Australia?
nobody would notice

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>>135507749
You are chinese. Stop lying to yourself.

>>135505150
They got nuked twice, remember?

>>135505538
Fuck you Ausiee.
I tried to immigrate 15 years ago.
Got told I was 1 point off

Fuck off full.
Deal with it this is what sow

>>135505538
They don't even need to invade with their army. The expats are doing the job thanks to democracy

>>135504018
life would go on but all austrlians would be leaving the cities and moving to the country because of house prices/rent and waves of chinks will scoop up all the high paying jobs while the blacks get the labour jo- WAIT A MINUTE!?

As long as they gas muslims then I would welcome them.

>>135506044
Fucken settle down there whitey

>>135504018
>Implying they'd invade
lel, they'd just continue buying our land and sending over their unskilled workers, no military action needed because they're already winning.

1/?

China would have a very difficult time reaching Australia in any capacity. First of all they'd need to get here which would almost certainly involve establishing settlements in PNG or Indonesia, either of which would provoke an allied response by both ANZAC, Indonesia and most likely the US/India (maybe the UK). So from the get-go they would be fighting a defensive war trying to repel the allied response.

Establishing a beachead would be very difficult to achieve tactically for a few reasons: >its sparsely populated
>Australia has extensive early warning radar and AWACS making air superiority difficult to establish, limiting the capacity for bombing runs
>specialist sections of the military are assigned to the northern border who have received training alongside the SAS/commandos

The only real strategy they can adopt is one of attrition, eventually they'd wear down out rather small air force and be able to begin bombing. Moving beyond the northern front would be very difficult because of two reasons: a lack of tactically significant targets/population centers and a very hostile environment. Supply lines would be king in this phase which are difficult to maintain over the large distances.

It's likely that allied command would fall back to Townsville, maybe Mackay which would be much easier to defend. At this point they would almost certainly need to start exploring the nuclear option, but it would also spell their doom so for obvious reasons I doubt they'd reach for the button when fighting us.

The wildlife would destroy us? Lmfao we have enough carriers to surround Australia and bomb every emu and huntsman spider

>>135504018
Literally would never happen. Chinese don't see dominating more territory as their endgame. They want to make the West grovel before China like we did any time we went there before the 19th century.

>>135504018
China doesn't have the naval capacity or supply chains to take Australia militarily. They'd have to knock over a bunch of other countries first and they don't even have the capacity to do that. Singapore and Indonesia certainly wouldn't be a walk in the park.

China could destroy Australia economically whenever it chooses. As other Anons have mentioned, they're playing the long game. There's already 1.2 million chinks living here and they're buying up everything as this nice meme video shows.

https://youtu.be/aU4ehgnTjVg

>>135506293
You mean Japanese you stupid fuck ?

>>135511222
Don't feed the trolls
Nice trips

>>135509916

2/3
At this time there would be several naval fronts open as they try to circle around and open a new landing. Australia's navy is formidable and modern but would obviously get slowly worn down as the much larger Chinese force advances.

Going with the naval offensive China could conceivably land in Western Australia with ease, but again the distances would be killer to their logistics. The eastern seaboard would be almost certainly off limits due to the amount of ports and military installations in a much smaller area. The benefit of opening another front in WA would be to stretch AUS resources thin and psychologically damage the population. But it would do little to continue their advance eastward.

Obviously we wouldn't be fighting this alone, the guys I mentioned earlier would be around to provide assistance in some capacity, bolstering our comparatively small defense forces, making for difficult for China to fight a war of attrition and be forced into a more aggressive stance which they'd loose without close support from other allies that they simply don't have in the pacific.

>>135511407

3/3
Overall the war would be pyrrhic victory at best and their self assured destruction at worst. The smarter way to invade is like others pointed out is through demographics and politics. They are essentially doing that right now on several fronts.
>the Chinese government has extreme influence on expat communities through media, intimidation and money
-http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-04/the-chinese-communist-partys-power-and-influence-in-australia/8584270
-http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-04/australian-sovereignty-under-threat-from-chinese-influence/8583832
>government officials have overt links to the Chinese government, in some cases personally enriching themselves in exchange for preferable contracts and treatment
-https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/13/chinese-company-secures-99-year-lease-of-darwin-port-in-506m-deal
-http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-05/asio-warns-political-parties-over-foreign-donations/8590162
>A build-up of Chinese buying power in key markets like housing

I mean either way we are fucked if we stay business as usual which looks like how it will go. I'd prefer it if we got to go down fighting but I doubt it would ever happen.

>>135511616
>unarchived shill

>http://abc net au/news/2017-06-04/australian-sovereignty-under-threat-from-chinese-influence/8583832
https://archive.is/xoKpd
>https://theguardian com/australia-news/2015/oct/13/chinese-company-secures-99-year-lease-of-darwin-port-in-506m-deal
https://archive.is/b0HtT
>http://abc net au/news/2017-06-05/asio-warns-political-parties-over-foreign-donations/8590162
https://archive.is/6kYsZ

>>135504018

Australian with a Chinese wife here. Ask me anything.

>>135511669
Does she make cute submissive noises when you have sex?

If the CCP tells her to go all invadey on you, will you snap her neck?

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>>135511669
What's wrong with you?

>>135511669
How smelly are her thick black pubes and how many car accidents has she been in?

>>135504018

What do you mean "if"? Chinese population in Australia is already skyrocketing, and they certainly don't consider themselves Australian, don't bother to speak english, and sequester themselves in chinese-only enclaves.

Australia is already being slowly, but surely invaded.

>>135504018
We defend ourselves the Australian way.
>bring in millions people on 457 visas to fight the war for us
>evacuate all Australians to Tasmania while the battle is waged
>do what we do best while waiting. drink beer and play pokies

>>135511856
>Does she make cute submissive noises when you have sex?

Yes. It's pretty fucking incredible.

>If the CCP tells her to go all invadey on you, will you snap her neck?

Fuck yes. Can't trust the chinky bastards any more than you can throw them.

>>135511863

What's wrong with me is I live in Australia in the year 2017 and not in the Australia my grandparents grew up in.

>>135511911

Her pubes are completely shaved and she doesn't drive so no car accidents. Women not driving is probably a good thing?

>>135512029
>not wanting the Australia your grandparents grew up in

pls leave

>>135512145

>White Australia is coming back

How much shard are you smoking m8

>>135504018
Chinks had been visiting Australia long before colonisation, the Aboriginals said they tasted like wood duck.

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Replace US with China

>>135505549
what a beautiful aussie street

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If anyone invades we go full nuclear.

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>>135505134
>when india was actually your greatest ally

>>135512254

>yanks blaring Acca Dacca while invading us

Tbh this is the only part I would be pissed off about

>>135512202
not saying its coming back, I'm talking about the prosperity and national optimism they got to experience. I'd take living in the 60s-80s over this depressing ass point in history any day.

>>135512339
I want us to have nukes so bad

>>135512523

Yes, that is the Australia that I wanted to experience but was never able to. I'm not sure that that was ever in dispute?

>>135512523

Apart from the shitty fashion and fucked haircuts, growing up in the 80s was great.

Not sure if it's just nostalgia, but it was fucken awesome. Everything was cheap as fuck, you could spend a full day just tearing about the place with mates, even as a 7-8 year old, without worrying about some dodgy pedo fuck trying to kidnap you, if some cunt acted like a fuckwit, he got his arse kicked for it, fights were actually fair (not 50-1 like the leb faggots like to do today), and it was just a hell of a lot more fun.

Fuck I wish it was like back then attitude wise and cost wise, with today's tech etc.

Would be awesome as fuck.

>>135506044
t. Zhang Ping Li Wang

>>135504925

We need to start doing this as well. Australia is like 2.5x times the landmass of India with the population of Mumbai.

>>135514077

POO IN THE LOO

>>135505133
Not me I fucj Em up the shitter

>>135505134
Greatest ally by 2020

>>135512656
>tfw traitor politicians could've easily let us have nukes and shit but the left stopped that.
>tfw we could easily develop a nuke within months rather then years thanks to the British nuclear program we codeveloped

I just want Oceania and the southern pacific to be put under Australian hegemony, is that too much to ask?

Australian Oceanic Co-Prosperity Sphere when?

>>135505134
Pajeets actually have somewhat of a sense of humor, I generally like you guys. Y'all just need to shower more often.

>>135504925
China is another Israel proxy army.

1) Communism was invented by jews and has been a part of China for how many decades now?

2) No one in the media EVER criticizes China for anything,

3) Bill Clinton sold them our missile technology back when the chinks had almost no power.

>>135514755
>anexation of NZ, returning it to it's rightful position as an Australian state
>remove the islamic cancer of indonesia by force
>retaking singapore as rightful anglo clay

make it happen

>>135504018
The queen presses the red button in her crown that's disguised as a ruby a d nukes china

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>>135504018
>An American invasion has already been discussed and it was agreed that the wildlife would destroy us the second we set our foot on land.
Wrong, Florida's finest 9th and 11th divisions would slaughter any and all wildlife as they're no different than what we put up with on a daily basis leaving the other troops to btfo the Bogans

>China taking Australia
Never gunna happen, even if they were stupid enough we would send our fleet and straya's coast would be a goddamn fortress. Plus the million + soldiers we would send, all in all Australia is literally our closest ally in grander terms. Militarily we are a bit closer with Finland but in every other respect we are closest with the Aussies, no way in hell we would let the chinks take the island.

>>135515258
>PNG once again with us
>East Temor has a referendum to become a self governing territory
>island states either become puppet states or territories
>any state that does remain independent is under our protection so long as they are aligned with us

Australia's destiny is the restoration of the British Empire under its own leadership, possibly moving into Imperial Federation.

>>135505150
Japs don't want nor like the idea of being responsible for another people

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>>135504018
Its happening right now

>>135504018

>Invasion strategy

Anon, that's like asking what would happen if California was an independent country and Mexico invaded.

It'd be over before it begun because they already own every nook and cranny of the country.

The head of our military, when receiving "Australian Of The Year" used the opportunity to demand that Australia give control of it's governments and corporations and banks to China. To "Break The Bamboo Ceiling".

We're utterly fucked on the Chinese Question.

Chinese is the fastest growing demographic here. They have tentacles in every facet of our business structures and government. Not a single Chinese person considers themselves "Australian", and more than you can count have been busted collaborating against Australia with their homeland and absolutely nothing is ever done beyond a couple of token deportations and forced housing/business sales.

They are literally breeding us out, and the last census verifies this.

Intermarriage is massive - Hapa children everywhere.

>>135504018
Then I guess I got to go 'shoot me some gook'.

No one messes with our lil bro.

>>135507680
Only because we didn't fight them directly
If we hadn't gone proxy war and just declared war on the insectoids we would have been fine, ffs McArthur wanted to Nuke them from orbit

>>135505414

Necessary ally. We keep them in Nukes.

They keep us in...Cricket money.

But China isn't going to invade militarily. They don't need to. Just going to repopulate and Jew us out.

>>135515528
>>135515610

>look at me
>I am the aborigine now

>>135508538
Bullpup is a fucking meme, notice how only meme militaries use them
>$700 Mosin
For commie garbage sure, but you're shelling out at least $1,300 for a real Mosin from Funlan

>>135505375
Exactly. India doesn't have sewers or gutters.

>>135515436
we control the south east asian minerals game so if we did get nukes we'd be a major power player and could pull shit like that.

Imagine having our own colonial/vassal state empire.

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>>135505549

Don't be racist anon.

They are as Australian as you or me.

>>135515520
>city of Melbourne t-shirt
Lost.

Australia is a sitting duck in the East.

Chinks would just park destroyers and blockade Australian ports with eass

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>>135504018
They would have to either cross the desert that stretches across 3/4 of the continent, which would be very vulnerable and the creepy crawlies would destroy their morale. Then again the inhabitants in the southeast side of the country are a bunch of cucks who would probably surrender if Queensland or some shit fell. Alternatively sail a massive landing force to the southeast or south corners of the island. Something which NATO would have plenty of time to respond to and see coming.

Stratfor actually did a good discussion on this a while back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quNdaS895gE

>>135516013
That means getting pass Indonesia who aren't on friendly terms with china

>>135515951
Holy shit m8. I thought things here were bad.

>>135516013
They don't have the naval power to blockade Australia even if Australia was completely isolated with no allies. Our Navy is more powerful that yours Leaf.

>>135515660

We literally will be - only we don't get the "benefit" of being replaced by a superior culture with plenty of gibs.

Just dog eating and baby squashing.

>>135516089

The guy that makes those videos is a cuck that doesn't know anything.

>here let me summarise a whole country in two minutes HUE HUE

>>135516106
99% of Asia isn't on good terms with china
>>135516135
thats got to be eastern sydney, not enough pajeets to be anything more north

>>135515712

It's pretty telling that all of our police and military special units use M4's.

>>135504018
Unleash the emus!

>>135505375

Poos can be trained to use a litterbox like a cat. Chinks are like horses, they all run wherever the first one runs towards and shit whenever and wherever they need to.

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>>135516199
Could be Vancouver. Halp.

>>135515468
coreans aren't people, I agree

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>>135516135

What do you mean "bad" anon?

All I see are the smiling pride and joy of the Anglo-Saxon diaspora.

>>135505134
POO

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>>135516478
Oh well, at least the ginger will get to slay mad slanty pussy, eh? What a time to be alive!

>>135516707

Like he has a choice.

>>135516106
Indonesia may hate China but they not to mess with the Dragon

>>135516162
AUSTRALIA has no destroyers mate.yes I do mean in an isolated situation, AUS vs CHina.

Another point is there's simply.not enough man power to win an attrition war if it came to that.

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>>135516749
>tfw I know that feel

>>135516828
Ontario?

Chinks are already over here and imbedding themselves in our real estate...taking over our education and buying up all the small businesses...we are now into 2nd or 3rd generation chinks and now they are legal aus citizens there is nothing we can do....they will simply multiply and turn aus into the same shithole china is

>>135516976
Yeah but from BC originally. Moving back though. Much as I hate to admit it, Chinese are preferable to Muslims.

>>135508257
I live in lithgow, the small arms factory is like the beating heart of this town. Really cool small arms museum there too

>>135516757
We will have 3 soon. They'd already be in the Navy if the contractors weren't fucking around.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobart-class_destroyer

The Anzac class frigates aren't entirely shit and they'd be comparable to some Chinese destroyers in displacement and armament if the rest of their hardpoints were outfitted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac-class_frigate

>>135517546
>I live in lithgow, the small arms factory is like the beating heart of this town.

And here I was thinking it was the ice addict bogans.

>>135517664
Kek, the cooked cunts would be more like the intestinal flora. Pretty bad here considering its the last stop on the blue mountains line, no industry besides the arms factory and a few power stations.

>>135504925
They are putting Japan through this process as much as they can as well.

Wouldn't the chinks first move be to bomb Alice Springs and Pine Gap? I would think take the American spy station out first, then hit critical Aussie points

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>>135518456
At least the Japs know their enemy and are somewhat resistant to them. We just throw out the welcome mat and think everything will turn out peachy.

>>135504925
The nip is correct.

>>135517100
>they are legal aus citizens there is nothing we can do
They are Australians in paperwork only. Paperwork can be rescinded.

>>135518456
nanking 2.0 when?

>>135517478
Impartial to both. At least. I see them assimilate and go out for Canada day

>tfw chink
>tfw every nation hate chink
>tfw one day the world will unite and gas us out of existence

>>135518674
And then America loses communication with your spy satellites while they're over China, E Russia and much of the Middle-East. And a major control node for drone operations. And a significant component of your missile defence network. As well as the loss of 1000+ American staff and their families
Y'all might not respond with nukes for that but I can't imagine China would last very longer afterwards.

>>135523382
That would be the key to starting WW3 in the Pacific theatre, all depends on whether the dragon has the balls or not

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>>135507781
Butthurt gooks detected. Where did you get your stats? From the Chinese? They got BTFO by a nation that just got out of a 20 year war and are still crying about it and claiming victory.

>>135504925

Every Canadian I've ever met has been Chinese and a heavy accent.

>>135505133
>Race mix each other into oblivion
There's 1.6 billion of them and 20 million of us, we wouldn't even make a dent on their genetics.

>>135506293
>we fought germans, praise us
Fuck you niggers for killing whites for kikes.

>>135504018
Australia would unironically be pretty fucking hard to conquer, the army could just flee to the outback and use it to conduct raids and offenses and whittle away at the chinese strength and morale. It'd be hard for the chinese to hit back as well because the outback is fucking huge.

>>135526756
Derete