Aus/pol/: fine, i'll make it edition

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cunt

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>>135501921
If labor get in we might be flying the coop mum

>>135502064
Liberals aren't the party of Howard anymore. He was relatively centrist. This new lot are massive Jews.

Labor will probably be better.

>>135502645
labor aren't the workers party anymore, they're progressives imo kinda like a more centrist greens
out of the two, I prefer the libs but that isn't an endorsement in any way

>>135502829
remember when labor was fighting for workers rights and not giving somalians free money

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reminder aus/pol/ is a lefty general

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>>135502956
pic related
>>135502987
left/right is a load of bullshit

Who watched the big fight today? Two big nigger bucks going at it.

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>>135502987
>reminder aus/pol/ is a lefty general

Bill Shorten pledges to impose 30pc tax rate on family trust distributions
http://archive.is/Uyfrt

HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO SURVIVE WHEN MY PARENTS PASS AWAY NOW

>>135502987
kike

>>135503350
They'll have spent it all anyway. It's still bs though. I don't know who I'd vote for these days. Probably skip it all together and cop a fine at this rate.

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>>135502987
fuck off

>>135502987
Fuck right off m8

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>>135501865
>every party is now pushing a republican referendum and agenda
>mfw

Fuck off I love the commonwealth and Liz

>>135503441
Australian conservatives
Pauline Hanson ON
or
Mark Latham and the LDP

>>135503462
>I love the commonwealth
Commonwealth is Pajeet and shitting in our streets you fool.

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>>135503557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg&

>>135501865
Is anyone else region banned? I can't make threads but only reply to threads. Other Aussies also having this problem, some cunt must've done some stupid shit in our vicinity and we got fucked as well.

>>135503441
There are always other parties, do your research, Independents are a good starting point as are the Australian Democratic party (think classical liberalism) there are a shit ton mate.

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Hey guys.
Hope you all went to church today.

>>135503462
New Australasiaiindigenousland
Holy mackerel

>>135502987
>holding a flag captured from kongs they probably killed

>>135503736
It will be based on what ISP you use, not where you live.

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We need to bring back the law to force shops to be closes Sundays

>>135503677
I'll look into it
>>135503655
No idea. Maybe mods got fed up with the shitposting/BBC threads etc.

>>135503350
The Greens want to reintroduce death duties. Once the boomers get below 50% of their current population, you know that Gen X (the greatest cucks to ever exist) will bring them in to fund their own social welfare as they try to keep the gravy train their parents got to experience going.

>>135503736
Nope, Victoria.

Would you lads die for the Queen?

>>135503441
>coping a fine
>Not just going up, getting your name marked off and posting a blank ballot

>>135503441
Don't skip it. Vote blank. Tell everyone you know to vote blank.

The only way to delegitimise the current system is to get the informal vote up around 40%.

>>135503905
If I went to that much effort to get there in the first place, I reckon I'd at least have a go at it

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>>135503804
communism has been big here for ages
they even used the stockade
>pic related

>>135503898
No

>>135503887
theres a bloke in SA who's in the same boat.
I dunno why it is

>>135503964
Voting shouldn't be mandatory
Or they should restrict the demographics

>>135503898
We already die for Israel so why not

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>>135503514
fuck off the commonwealth is the only thing that is stopping us from a Chinese invasion and becoming a slant colony

And i dont mean dday style invasion i mean cultural invasion and invasion of our politics Its already happening pic related

Any politician who bows to those slanted commie fucks should hang, labour and liberal, heck at this point you'd have to hang all of parliament

>>135502829
That's true but they've made it clear they want to put the boot into the rich a bit instead of just the middle class and poor which is good enough for me. The Liberals have made it clear they want to head straight into an American type society with none of the good bits like guns, less taxes and a freer market.

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>>135501865
ALP will win next election. Doesn't really matter anyway as Australia is heading for recession and the gravy train will stop. We need to go through some real pain so we can then push through some real economic reform. We should be the switzerland of the asia pacific. Strict immigration, low taxes and low regulation.

>>135503898
Most poms here are little bitches. You must deliberately send your worst here.

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>>135504194
How is the commonwealth relevant to the Chink issue?

You are raving.

>>135504063
Mandatory voting is the best thing we have going for us.
But it should be restricted to 1 vote per family unit.
>if you're not married with at least 1 child you don't get a vote
>divorces lose their vote.

>>135504194
It is a D-Day Invasion, except they kinda just walked in and noone did anything. I live in Outer Suburbs Melbourne and whenever I go into the city I swear to god im in Singapore. No exaggeration its 10:1 Asians to Aussies.

what you lads getting from KFC?

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>>135504011
yes look at dis ebil nazis

how do we stop the western city plague and their muzzie breeding machines?

>>135504376
ZINGER BOX

>>135503655
Yeah i havent been able to make threads for a month. On optus in qld btw

>>135504376
>>135504422
>Paying to be turned into a trans through the hormones in chicken

Lads that study on low sperm counts among white Aussies is almost entirely due to the female hormones in our food.

>>135504303
good answer

>>135504482
What is safe to eat? Can we even drink the water?

>>135504358
I don't see much of this in Brisbane. Are we the odd ones out? Is this a Victoria thing? Maybe I just don't get out much

>>135504413
Wait.
>boomers die
>civilization collapses
>they all starve to death

>>135503905
They dont fine you
t. 32 on the electoral roll and never voted

>>135504358
Literally this. The CBD is completely fucked. if you're not getting getting hounded by junkies and abos to give you a dollar, some fucking chink is walking into you, talking loudly and spitting all over the place.

Spent the weekend in South East Victoria and even the small country tourist towns are overrun by them.

>>135503873
Gen x aren't cucks they're just as dumb as shit, and proud of it. Unlike gen y who go out of their way to be massive faggots.

Politically we end up with the same result except obviously gen y are far worse because they are doing it intentionally.

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>>135504334
I am raving a bit

The whole republican thing will just lead to politics moving furthur left and more accepting of commies and multiculti trash, the whole 'Australia is multicultural', 'Australia is a nation of immigrants' and finally 'There is no Australian culture' will only become more emboldened and we will further stray from our past

>>135504376
Fuck off cunt, Hunger Tamer box from HJ's

>>135504517
Raise your own chooks and they're safe to eat.

>>135504444
Fuck, I've got Optus as well. Guess thats what it is. Fucking Optus.

>>135504519
Go to the cbd its atleast 50/50 asians

>>135504559
>All the leaders in the push back against degeneracy and cuckedness are Gen Y
>All the college/uni professors who push SJW shit are Gen X

Sure, it's Gen Y who are the cucks.

>>135504592
It would depend what you feed them, what they drink, what medicines you use to treat them etc.

>>135504578
>The whole republican thing will just lead to politics moving furthur left and more accepting of commies and multiculti trash
this
at the moment we don't have rights. the government says we have "rights", but those rights can be revoked at any time.

the only thing saving us from sweden overdrive is the governor general and the queen. it doesn't even matter if the queen sits over in the UK and does nothing, she is still important. she can dissolve the government at any time.

the moment that is done away with, we're fucked.

can you imagine labor having the ability to rewrite the constitution?

>>135504376
I had eggs and chips for dinner. Poor fag atm. Was pretty good though. Cut up potatoes myself and made my own chips.

>>135504657
I see plenty of Muslims and Sikhs but not many Asians. I do see more Asians in the cbd. Oh and kiwis. A shit tonne

my grandparents got robbed twice in 2 months by the same people, and found people looking around on there lawn last week. turns out of the second robbery 2 of the dumb cunts left fingerprints and theyve got both of them, there still looking for the 3rd person. too many dumbcunts these days.

>>135504625
Yeah not sure what to do. Like i said its been like a month now and the ban hasnt been lifted. On a second note, optus is so fucking shit, even the 4g is slow as fuck.

>>135504791
asians and muslims dominate the cbd you cant find on outside of a 10 mile radius of the cbd.

>>135504702
Well obv.
But you get to control what goes into your food then. Plus, you're unlikely to feed them a steady diet of estrogen so that you can harvest them 2 weeks after they hatch.

>>135504816
iiNet is where it's at

http://australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/our-8-core-policies/

you guys checked out these guys?
>not shilling btw was just looking into them

Worst experience with a chink in Melbourne is probably when one crashed into my car, got him to show me his licence and it was a Chinese Licence. He tried to pay upfront $200 for a dent in my driver seat door and a cracked window. He kept trying to negotiate not going through insurance. Lol fuck that.

>>135504791
Yeah muzzies are becoming very common. Its sad because everyone is happy that we are so strict on refugees, not realizing that we take 200k perminent immigrants each year, this doesnt include working visas which brings the figure to almost 500k per year.

>>135504694
They are a minority of gen x. But SJWs are the majority of gen y. Seriously though gen x are a bunch of braindead skanks. They're just in this world of cluelessness. I should know I am one. They're shit but they're not being cucks wilfully unlike gen y.

>>135504787
Did you have tomato sauce with it?

>>135504816
Yeah I need to change asap.

>>135504964
Didn't realise it was that many
No wonder the trains can never seem to run on time
Infrastructure can't keep up

>>135504923
If they run someone in my electorate I'll ask them the same question I ask every candidate.
>will you commit to publishing a monthly report detailing exactly what you did for the electorate, what votes you attended and how you voted, what votes you missed and why you missed them, who you took appointments with and the minutes of those meetings?

Anyone who answers "no" to my question doesn't get my vote.
>I used to ask 4 questions but I couldn't get a response to my first one so I figured I'd set the bar for my vote at that.

>>135504960
how much did you end up costing him?

>>135505047
$1,000

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BILL SHORTEN IS GONNA BE FUCKING PM DID YOU SEE HIS REPUBLIC SPEECH THE ABO FLAG IN THE BACKGROUND AND NO AUSSIE FLAG IN SITE FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

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>engineering graduate
>lost faith in getting a job within my field a few months ago
>had a look on seek tonight
>a fuck tonne of job advertisements have been put up over the last few days
>most of them require little to no experience

looks like its time for me to start writing a shitload of cover letters, lads

>>135504986
So the minority of Gen X raised the majority of Gen Y to be SJW cucks.
>probably checks out

>>135504999
Yes. I wanted tabasco but didn't have any. I had this Indonesian chilli sauce but it gave me ring sting so I chucked it out. So I'll have to try tabasco again.

>>135505045
cool, more people should do this and post results in the free local paper of facebook or something so more people know and pollies actually take responsibility

>>135505117
Boomers raised gen y dumb ass. Gen x is raising gen z.

I don't mind Asians who have assimilated and speak english and teach others how to work here but the fucking tourist-tier ones that don't bother integrating can fuck off.

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>>135505116
Good luck m80.

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>>135505043
Yeah i was quite shocked when i found out the actual numbers.

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>>135505097
We are going the way of Cucknada but worse. I will literally leave if that happens.

>>135505117
I mean yeah there's always been a few SJW psychos amongst gen x but in the minority.

>>135505184
>I'm 32.
>All my friends' parents are Gen X.
>My kids are Gen Z

Maybe it's because I'm near the beginning of Gen Y and my kids are near the end of Gen Z?

>>135505215
>Asians who have assimilated
Can a bird assimilate to becoming a fish? Assimilate my cock up your arse you chink-loving cunt.

>>135505152
I sent the results to all my local and national papers.
Posted it on FB.
>no one cares that not one politician for senate or house is willing to commit in writing to actually doing their fucking job.

>>135505296
Honestly second gen asians are pretty much aussie. But yeah asian immigration should still be dramatically reduced.

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>>135505097
he pulled a Merkel

sorry bros, you don't deserve this.

>>135505345
fucking disgusting man, top effort though

>>135505281
You are in the middle of gen y I think. The oldest gen x would be early 50s I think. I dunno.

>>135505374
You obviously are too socially retarded and autistic to know what a real Aussie is if you think some yellow bug person is one just because he speaks English and knows what a pavlova is.

>>135505244
I recommend Poland, Latvia, Austria, Switzerland or Northern Italy. Mostly good countries.

>>135505453
I do it every election because I'm a glutton for punishment but still hold out hope that there'll be one worthy candidate.

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>>135505530

>>135505521
>every election
that's probably more effort than they put in, you should run

>>135505502
*Northern Italy, not Southern. Anything lower is fucked.

Sunday night


coming down from the BARBIE

>>135505630
all out?

>>135505630
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE

>>135505296
>>135505374
assimilate into what? Australian nationalism is practically non existant, when was the last time you saw our flag flown in someones backyard or in someones window?

>>135505475
Nah I'm near the beginning.
>Gen Y begins 1980-1983
>I was born 1985
>Gen X begins 1963-1965

Everyone currently between the ages of 37 and 57 is a Gen X.
>this is almost all the leaders of the SJW movement.

>>135505715
i see it everyday cunt, hanging out of my house

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>>135505502
As long as I don't have to fly.

>>135505715
today, you must live in faggotsville

>>135505673

nah got work tomorrow m8, need some sleep


>>135505694


Can confirm many toots over the weekend

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>>135505599
>Checked
My wife would kill me.
>assuming the Jews don't first.

>>135505773
>>135505775
there isnt one house in my neighbourhood that even flys the australian flag, get real. Tommorow, right down a tick everytime you see it flown outside of a house and come back and tell us tommorow night. the Australian culture has been practically destroyed, noone except whites acts like a australian, and normally its only the lower class.

>>135505921
you really must live in a shit area

>>135505921
go back to india pajeet

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>>135505921
>noone except whites act like an Australian

ONLY white can be Aussies dumb cunt, or are you some civic nationalist kekistan cringelord

>>135505921
>>135505986
I mean I live in a bit of a dero area and there are crackheads and shit but still

>>135505921
What's the point of flying a flag if they vote for a cuck party? They are simply not Aussie then, even if they appear to be as Aussie as Paul Hogan.

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>>135505921
>not flying your familiar colours over your own house
Updated my ancient family crest for my own family (since I'm a 2nd son), got it made into a flag and fly it.
>Fuck Australia, it's fucked. Build you own society.

>>135504787
should have added some sriracha sauce. that sauce is pretty good

>>135506139
>>135506048
>>135506041
>>135506021
>>135506015
>>135505986
lads this is not the point, im saying that hardly anyone even feels proud to be an Australian, the idea of who an australian is has been destroyed.

sup wankers

Heading to your island next year on a working holiday visa. What's a good city to look for a hotel job in?

>>135506258
That was my point though.
>Australian is meaningless
>Build something better
Whinging about life is for dindus and gibsmedats, not the white man.

>>135506258
then we'll have to create our own culture.

>>135506339
fuck off nip.

>>135504358
I get the the tram every weekday from port Melbourne to box hill and once I hit the city the tram is full of Asians. Richmond is like full Asian and junkytown. Fucking hate that tram but I don't have a car. Always get harassed by junkies.

>>135506339
Gold Coast is a tourist hotspot, plenty of your kind come on holiday here

>>135506339
Melbourne, you'll fit in nippon. It'll be like your still in Japan. Ramen stores around every fucking corner.

>>135506381
We HAVE our own culture and the fact that you forgot it is telling I dont know what about, the culture or you...

>>135506438
whats that culture?

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>>135506339
Fuck off

>>135506258
gee I wonder who did this? the west is going down the drain and Australia with it unless we get some people who are willing to speak the truth and take a stand against our cultures replacement. I'm not Japanese and I never will be even if I spent the rest of my life living there. If you aren't white you will never be Australian and you never can be.

>>135506438
no, "we" don't. what the fuck is australian culture? having a barbie? saying cunt? saying mate? not being a stupid cunt on ANZAC day?

someone born in melbourne and someone born in brisbane share basically no values. if you want a culture, create it.

>>135503441
You have to get your name ticked off mate. Very important. Otherwise you become a demographic that doesn't vote so they don't give a fuck about your needs.

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>>135506438
considering the replies you might be on to something

>>135506400
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>>135506381
I'm not a Nip. Thanks though.

>>135504519
Go to Garden City shopping centre mate, Northside is Australian, southside is full of Asians

Very low quality debate going on here tonight.

>>135506534
yea no shit people in the city have no culture, its like that everywhere all cities are lifeless shittholes. Out in the country(proper 99% white country not abbo land) is where the real Australian culture still lives on.

>>135506534
We should have never federated.

>>135506616
You a seppo cunt?

>>135504787
How is this poor? Seriously 10/10 for cooking your own chips

>>135506614
hes getting confused between identity and culture, there is an australian identity but definetly not a culture. there probaly could have been an australia culture if the white australia policy didnt end.

>>135506232
Thanks m8 I'll try it.

>>135506629
Thanks for the great contribution.

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>>135502987
>Communists are so collectivist and destructive of identity the have to entertain the idea of Auspol being about the sickle and hammer, not about mateship, hard yakka and real neighborly discussion


Yeah nah get fucked I've had enough of your shit, Melbourne's burning it into me and even a shitpost is enough to set me off.

>>135506718
WAP invited the lebs and wogs in, chinks and afghans are more Australian than them (time wise)

>>135505116
Yeah mate,it's been booking at the moment. Same boat, but I graduated fucking ages ago

>>135506711
It's cheap though. Yeah it's good cutting up potatoes is kind of fun. Very English comfort meal before all maccas and shit was around.

>>135506703
I'm from Denmark. Just a traveller.

>>135501865
How bad are your Labour in comparison to our Labour?

>>135506466
what is any culture dickhead

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>full

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>>135506339
Fuck off you slant eyed coinslot limp wristed cunt. The Yanks should've dropped nuclear bombs on the entirety of your pathetic islands full of beta males such as yourself.

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Post favourite coles/woolworths snacks

>>135506877
Ours are "Labor" because dropping the "u" was more progressive.

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>>135506904
>Conveniently forgetting that the majority of Australia is not fit for modern habitation, and is in reality a desert.

>>135501865
>Bill Shorten pledges to impose 30pc tax rate on family trust distributions
My dad's not happy about this one
He uses it perfectly legally and not for any shady redistribution. Since he makes most of the money and mum doesn't earn much, as a household we pay more tax than a household that earns the same total amount but more evenly shared between partners

shit's bull

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>>135506877
pretty similar, shorten is probably the closest we have a corbyn
>>135506923

>>135506718
I'd say there is defiantly still a culture although its dying out, its been stagnating since the 80s and has only become more and more dominated by America and multiculti.

Anything unique to the way Autralians behave and talk can be defined as culture and it might take actually going somewhere else to fully appreciate it. (not baggen on yous for being untraveled bc i've never been further than Singapore)

>>135506718
This. desu we're probably too young to have developed a quantifiable culture since we only federated 110ish years ago. We have the culture of the West with the identity of Australians and that would form into an individual culture if Australia wasn't being heavily pressured by politicians, the media and academia to be multicultural to our own detriment.

>>135506534
Fuck off mate.
How about standards like a love of cricket, public holidays, sunshine, beer and coffee. Of holidays consisting of days at the beach, of a fair go and free sauce with your fucking pie

>>135506939
Why would they? You don't have the Yank excuse of breaking off before the spelling reform.

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>>135507023
bullshit, we do have culture and it is independent of all others.

>>135506973
Don't the Abbos live in the desert?

>>135507023
"australian" as a whole is going down the drain, in a couple years time we wont even have an identity.

>>135507157
It's there but its not independent andymore

>>135507164
more whites live in "the desert"
>only people who go on about that shit are people who don't know it
this country is full of tourists in their own nation

>>135507157
It's still an offshoot of English culture, same with the Yanks and Kiwis.

>>135506923
None. MUH plastic bags are goin extinct

>>135507057
asians and muslims can partake in all of that. how is it an australian culture if foreigners participate in it?

we simply need to grab our fellow whites and drag them, kicking and screaming if necessary, into a proper culture. what we have now isn't a culture. it's a vague set of memes that we all partake in to feel like we belong. the culture that spawned said memes is long dead, and for us to revive it as it was is like reviving the culture of 1940s germany.

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>>135507164
Yeah there's a few boongs living in there, hence why I added >modern habitation.

>>135507240
Where are they all located?

>>135507209
yeah, we are definitely way too Americanised for my liking
>>135507265
where do you draw lines? is brit culture an offshoot of norman or roman culture?

>>135507074
>why would they?
Because it was more progressive and made us less British.

>>135507296
to sum it all up if we want to even have a identity in a couple years time we cant have people from different cultures participating in it.

>>135507349
culture is hard to quantify its all abstract and vague

>>135507341
theres heaps of bush towns, look at a map. there are some predominantly abo towns but all the bigger ones are majority white

>>135507349
Kind of, we adopted Roman ideas. And our upper classes are effectively modern Normans.

>>135507401
We're going to end up like China but with a democracy and freedom to do whatever you want if nothing changes. Say goodbye to cornerstones of our culture and identity like mateship and a fair go if that happens.

>>135507487
so are you saying that there is only one human culture lol?

>>135507408
Our culture involves just saying sorry whilst walking over a bridge and getting $900 cheques in the mail
Those were the days
Australian culture is dominated by bogans and alcoholics sad to say

>>135505097
Yeah I'm sick of how Liberals shit on workers and import 200k immigrants per year but no ways I'm voting Shorten. I'll probably be voting One Nation. Pauline Hanson's retardedness is nothing next to the treachery of Turnbull and Shorten.

>>135507545
Nah, it's where cultures come from. They adopt and adapt the best aspect of other cultures.

>>135507487
Nah bro. Your upper classes are entirely populated with Ashkenazi Jews.

>>135507572
>saying sorry whilst walking over a bridge
what did he mean by this?

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>>135504194

I saw the 4 corners report on that - turned my fucking stomach.

Apparantly, this cunt here was bought off for like 4 or 5 figures. A regime with limitless amounts of money approached you to act in their interests and you sell out for a paltry sum. Fucking hell, it must be the inbreeding.

>>135507572
Are Bogans Chavs?

>>135507609
well, then we are independent, like I said. we're an offshoot of various brit cultures and we incorporated theirs to make our own.

>>135507690
yeah basically

>>135507690
city ones are I guess

>>135507627
No, most of them are Norman diaspora. They all even have French names like "Molyneux".

>>135507686
what was china trying to bribe him to do?

>>135507707
I'd still say our cultures are still extremely similar. This has been helped by all of the immigration from Britain to AU.

>>135507690
Pretty much. Actually I think the way Aussies are mirrors the Brits a lot. We are sort of stand of fish and don't like to touch when greeting apart from handshake. Whereas every euro I've met hugs and kisses me on first greeting. I pull back unintentionally cuz I'm not used to it

>>135507823
yeah, of course. I identify with a lot of irish traits but we are not the same.

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>be slav
>hate non white diversity
>applying for a job in a tech field
>just about every tech company includes diversity as their core value
>make an emphasis on that in my CVs and interviews
>intend to subtly help other whites get hired once they let me cruise in on the diversity wave
Is this devilish plan going to work out aus/pol/? If I don't get many offers with the progressive crap I put in my CV, I'm going to pretend to be gay to boost my level of personal diversity since no gf anyway.

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>>135504293
>We should be the switzerland of the asia pacific. Strict immigration, low taxes and low regulation.

Also, Lads. How bad is Melbourne? I can get sponsored to go over by either my Auntie or Uncle, as long as I live and work there for a few years. But I'd have to live in Melbourne.

>>135504519

Sunnybank's been like that forever. Garden City/Mt Gravatt is being bought up and colonised by gooks, mostly mainland Chinese. 20 years ago, the only foreigners you saw were wogs. Breaks your fucking heart.
Robertson and Rochedale are now following suit.

>>135507831
I've always said that Aussies are Brits without the Vitamin D deficiency.

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>>135504482
>The study, led by Israeli researchers ...

Every single time.

>>135507977
what the fuck are you talking about? robertson has been colonised for ages, maybe 18 years.

Anyone else really bored of living here?

>>135507947
I really wouldn't bother, man. Jobs here are non-existent. It's pretty common for people to move here and end up moving back due to lack of jobs.

>>135504544
Bullshit. I don't buy that at all.

>>135508077
Repeat that sentence with the last word missing and I'd answer yes.

>>135508077
Move to London, you can experience rape and stabbings on a daily basis.

>>135507977
I know all about the area m8 but I'm from a different part of bris
Was surprised to learn that Jonathan Thurston is from Sunnybank Hills. It's such a great area close to the city but I can't stand it. Too busy and I'm scared to share the road with those Toyota drivers if you know what I mean

>>135508109
Apparently you're running out of electricians over there, and the wages here in Britain are stagnating.

>>135508186
Wages have been stagnant here for the last 10 years.

>>135508158
sunnybank hills is a fucking pain and its not that close to the city. itll take you 1 hour in peak time traffic to get to the city.

>>135505921
there's one around the corner from me and i'm in a suburb full of asians and pajeets

just bought a house and i spotted a few flags flying down that way too, might get one myself after moving in

>>135508220
Guess I'm more thinking of the busway

>>135508118
If you are on the electoral roll and don't vote, after the election they scan the rolls and if your name was not checked off as having voted you get sent a letter asking why.

They have a list of acceptable reasons (not publicly published) and if you give one of those that is the end of it. If you don't respond or don't give one of the acceptable reasons for not voting then you get sent a fine.

I got sent the letter the last several elections. I always say I didn't vote because I was unexpectedly sick on the day.

>>135508077
Yes. Everyone just seems to hang in their house all the time these days. There's just nothing going on. You could go out but you just know it'd be shit and not long after you got there you'd want to come home again.

>>135505715

I do, and about 2 dozen others in my neighbourhood. I'm in the outer suburbs though, and still a lot of whites around here.

>>135508262
still it will take you like 30 minutes, youd probs better off living at ippy and catching the train in..

>>135508308
what suburb you live in? the southside is practically non white, but pretty much all other sides are white.

>>135504960
when you drive through box hill you always risk them pulling out infront of you. The best stories are in knox city as you see car crashes in some of the intersections and they are always asian women

>>135508186
We're not. We're running out of things for electricians to do, and thus they're in short supply whenever a contract is made public. It gives the illusion that there's constant workflow just because it's so hard to find one.

Wages here are also literally going backwards. You'd be best to avoid unless you're certain beyond doubt you can land a job, or have one lined up already. Plenty of highly skilled workers come here thinking they'll waltz into a position only to discover our economy is based entirely around having an uncle already working at the place you're apply for, and that place being a coal mine or truck depot.

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>>135508232
I see them on cars all the time...flags that is...Aussie flags and confederate flags everywhere. I don't know about you but I'm comfy. Sweet dreams tonight lads

>>135506997
I'd be doing it (make 4x what my wife does) but I get fucked by the PSI rules

My understanding was that it's common as fuck in families owning businesses and stuff though (but what would union scum from labor know about risking their own capital and working to make money?)

>>135504376
Bitch tits from all the hormones

>>135508371
Really? That's odd because over here we are having a shortage, but the main issue is that wages are stagnating around £30-to-£35 thousand a year. You can land a job really easily, you're just not getting better till you've had like 5-to-6 years experience.

>>135508546
If you're set on coming here, go for it.

But don't expect anything better than your opportunities at home.

Don't bring your cuck male stuff here m8.

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How are you guys making money? Looking to start something up, fuck 9-5

>voting labor or liberal
Are you a gay cunt or something?
Vote one nation or liberal democrats and stop being a massive shit cunt.

>>135508704
teacher, relief work pays $50 an hour, like 8 till 3pm

>>135508704
Disabilitybux, but also work part time as a delivery driver for deliveroo.

>>135508738
I voted lib dems but their immigration policy isnt great. should be no mudslimes no chinks

>>135506997
Yes I have a trust. It saves a lot of paperwork. My wife and I are retired and have our investments in the trust.

Now I am going to have to move all the assets into individual names which means opening brokerage accounts etc. Complete PITA for nothing.

Nothing to do with fairness all about greed by "Labor".

>>135501865
lol i said cunt am i aussie yet lmao

>>135508704
Why don't you just join your respective military?

>>135508413
confederate flags, only seen one

>>135508821
Meanwhile politicians get an insanely generous retirement package complete with free plane
trips etc.

Scumbags.

>>135508704
I'm unemployed and doing work for the dole because i live in bumfuck nowhere.

I got an approved visa to move to the states though, so i mean, i don't really care anymore. fuck this place.

>>135507778
Besically to do favours for them. If memory serves, the report mentioned him making calls to the immigration department to speed up the citizenship application of the gook billionaire mentioned in the article I responded to.

ASIO also mentioned "other matters of concern" that he was up to, but they wouldn't say what they were as they were still under investigation. The slimy little turd resigned his frontbench position and went to the backbench as a result, rather than leave politics altogether. He's fucking compromised.

>>135508065

Just going by what I'm hearing, I'm not a gook or a paki, so I don't live there.

>>135508367

I'm in the Redland City area. Still pretty white, but that's changing

>>135508821
>Retired

What's a retired person doing on /pol?

>>135508118
Yeah i just made it up to sound cool. wtf

>>135508704
Im a neet after getting a tpd payout from superannuation because of anxiety.

remind me next friday not to wear white jocks before getting on the barbie for the weekend

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why is maccas always cold but kfc isnt

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Ideas to fix Australia:

>Invest in infrastructure, particularly rural infrastructure
>Encourage decentralisation
>Implement the Bradley Scheme to begin the process of greening Australia's interior
>Abolish the TGA and allow sick people access to experimental therapies if they wish
>Permanently outlaw private training colleges and invest in the trades
>Reduce immigration to 70,000 a year and then reduce it further over time
>End negative gearing
>Tax the banks MUCH more
>Tax the Jews by implementing a minimum tax rate that even those with the best tax accountants cannot avoid

Thoughts?

>>135510207
Better than the crap we have now I guess.

>>135510207

70,000 .... is that a typo m8 ? or is that the amount we are going to be sending back a year.

Would be happy to let 7 in and house them in alice springs.

>>135510207
I woulc cut taxes and government spending
Abolish the minimum wage

>>135510387
Capitalism is a Jewish ideology that has no place in Australia.

yeah where full cunt

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srsly
why is my maccas meal always cold but kfc is always fine

>>135510387
>Cut taxes
Only for the lower and middle class, raise it up for the elites at the top to make up for the cuts at the lower end.

>>135510387
>Abolish minimum wage
Terrible idea.

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>>13551046
B I G U N I T
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Ideas to fix Australia:
>Listen to the opinions of NEET faggots on 4chan
>???
>Profit

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>>135510207
>deport all non whites
>wogs can have sydney
>just fucking nuke melbourne
>get china out of WA
>become natsoc for eugenics and slowly turn country less government controlled more capitalistic
>only let aussies be a part of the government and business
>burn down mosques and synagogues
>only white catholics allowed in
>straya cunt

>>135510469
Because Maccas is shit and charge like a wounded bull.

>>135510698
>>become natsoc for eugenics and slowly turn country less government controlled more capitalistic

>national socialist
>capitalistic

This is why no one takes you neo-nazis seriously.

>>135510207
Reduce immigration to about 5 a year.

Fully close borders.

Military dictatorship. Force cunts to work in factories, if they don't they get bashed and go to jail. We make everything ourselves. House prices are about 50k.

Doco about ivanka on sbs atm.

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>>135510811


ivanka

>>135510913
Man those tits. Best in the world.

My daughter has the best tits, the best!

>>135510770
im not a neo nazi i just think national socialism is the most nationalistic system and can change a country positively faster than any other system but it wouldnt work for a long time because the nazis were pretty economically retarded

>>135511014


bet her farts smell like vanilla

>>135510811
>Military dictatorship
No.

>Force cunts to work in factories, if they don't they get bashed and go to jail.

Just give people the opportunity to work, you don't need to use force. However if they refuse the opportunity for long term, stable employment then this would exclude them from any type of welfare.

>>135511058
National Socialism was something unique to Germany, it had a time and place, wouldn't work today at all.

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>>135511014
Ivanka is a hideous Jew.

>>135511058
Australian socialism is a better system.

>>135511220
literally all of scandinavian countrys have a national socialist economic system
this plus ultra nationalism would create a great system

>>135508802
Read it properly mate. It says you can't get welfare or government handouts unless you are a citizen and you can't be a citizen unless you have been a permanent resident for over ten years.

>>135504376
eating that shit kys

>>135511570
>literally all of scandinavian countrys have a national socialist economic system

No they don't, they are just social democracies.

>>135511220
People will just vote to be cucks again. Because it's easier just to get shitskins to do all the real work.

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>>135502645
>>135502829

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GUIS!!!! I HAVE NEW ART FOR YOU!!

introducing my latest masterpiece: NEO-VAGINA.

some of said this is my best work yet. Enjoy.

>>135503079
>12 hours labour
>4 hours travel
>3 hours unpaid overtime
>5 hours rest

>>135511576
that's why I voted for LDP, they're not perfect but better than the other large parties imo

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>>135512695
saved

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>>135512784
i dont think you have this one either

>>135511227
What's with all these fucking pig nose girls
7 out of every 10 white Aussie girls I see have this fuckin wide round nose, where the fuck did it come from?

>>135512981
It's cute as fuck mate, get better taste.

>>135512981
Shit tier ango genes, you should see how easily they pack on fat too.

>>135512981
Sorry we can't all have countries full of niggers and kikes who paid to have their hook noses smashed into oblivion.

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>>135506904
You're free to live in the big empty part if you want faggot. Might want to bring a snack though.

>>135512981
its an aboriginal trait, although i dont think all of those girls you've seen are part black

>>135513061
As long as it's in their legs and butts then the more the merrier.

>tfw no qt chubby gf

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>>135502645
>He was relatively centrist.

The cunt did nothing but curtail freedom and cut taxes. He pissed away a global boom trying to buy another 4 years.

>>135512981
When i was younger i used to love girls with this nose. One of my first girlfriends ever had this and it was the sole reason i dated her.

>>135513061
Its more of a celt trait.

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>>135513422
Rip any chance of owning my very own SLR

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>>135502987

>>135513422
He'll be hanged on the day of the rope. Fucking traitor.

>>135510207
add these while you're at it

>introduce a central government bank to create competition among privatized banks
>reintroduce corporal punishment
>reintroduce castle law
>make all incarcerated criminals work in chain gangs for free manual labor
>develop a nuclear material mining/refining/disposal industry and charge every other country to manage their nuclear fuel and waste
>construct nuclear powerplants in each state and shift focus to 100% renewable and nuclear power
>support Australias science and technology sector and encourage researchers to stay in the country
>tax reform to address mining and industry superprofits and restrict cash going offshore
>audit any cash and family businesses with significant assets
>overhaul and restructure welfare with the aim of creating a smaller more efficient welfare system
>closely review all current welfare recipients and rout out migrants milking the system
>change immigration laws to zone unskilled migrants to rural and developing areas

>>135512784
thats a strange duck

>>135513581
The tragic part is he, like most boomers, will likely escape the consequences of the treachery by dying of old age.

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>>135506904
please come. If you can establish yourself in the empty parts then you are welcome to live there.

Also please build a nuclear power plant there.

>>135506877
Don't knos enough about your Labour to comment. Our Labour are, by and large, very much on the Blair side of cuntiness. Our current Labour leader is a total cunt. Ran one of our most corrupt unions for a while, was totally machivellian and ended the careers of two Labour PM's and allegedly rigged the leadership ballot to become leader.

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>>135506339
www.google.com

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>>135513402
>cellulite
>not having a toned body
Your taste is truly plebeian.

>>135510207
Bradley Scheme is absolutely required. Massive infrastructure and geo-engineering projects are required to increase productivity.

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>>135510387
Libertarians are the best goy.

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>>135512968
nah, I have that one

>>135513745
Perfect just needs two more things.

East coast bullet train and flood lake Eyre. permanently, make an inland sea so we can have more useful coastline rather that useless salt flats and desert.

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>>135513898
You like girls, I like women. ;)

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>>135514093

>>135508704
Lawfag, self-employed. On a good week, can make 10 - 11k but it's fucking hard work. On a bad week, I make fuck all and still have to cover my overheads. Allows me to shitpost, though.

>>135513422
Pretty much. I have respect for has ability to manoeuvre as a politician and to get shit passed, but fucking hell he's seriously bent us over in the longterm by limiting our rights to self defence, contributed to the property bubble with the discount on the cap gains tax, and of course a GST.

>>135514272

Sales?

>>135514469
professional fees for professional services.

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>>135514631
for you
>>135514678
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>>135514678
>>135514678
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>>135514293
These neoliberal born to rule private school boys have utterly fucked this once great workers' paradise.

We need to launch an all out assault on capitalism IMO. It is becoming almost too entrenched to unseat and action must be taken soon. Capitalism and its associated greed, degeneracy, etc are killing this nation.