Are Austrians the most based people on earth?

>>135486999
trips of truth

>>135486999
>Can't even win wars against their own wildlife
Pathetic

No, the Poles are

>>135487290

many Poles in southwestern Poland have Austrian ancestry

can't believe i forgot to mention Arnie is Austrian.

>>135486999
>unlike Germans, Austrians are not cucks
>stuck to Catholicism unlike German cucks.
>Austrian dialect of German is much cooler
to think they were so close to unifying with germany
things would be much different for them today

>>135486999
Did you say stralians cunt?

>>135487834

I'm an American with Austrian heritage and it's hilarious how many people in the US conflate me with Australians. they always ask me about kangaroos lol

>>135486999
Austrians are based only because they are Slavs.

>>135486999
Austrian austrian here.
Trips speak the truth.
Also don't forget to mention Mozart. Greatest Musician who ever lived.

>>135486999
Ya Austria is so based they are Muslim majority in 20 years.

>>135488386
i'm glad you said musician, and not composer.

BACH POWER

compared to him, mozart is a composter LEL

>>135487992
>American with Austrian heritage
How often does it come up in conversation that your great grandmother was Austrian?

>>135488946

we always talk about our heritage in america. ;-)

>>135486999
Australians are better

>>135486999
>unlike Germans, Austrians are not cucks

Yet they elected a Grune president. (although the election was rigged and the revote and constant pushing back of the date was extremely questionable).

Honestly, I hope you guys can elect FPO and we can see some quiet deportations of all the Turks and niggers that I saw running around. Vienna because a sketchy place at night...

Austrians are basically rude, pretentious Germans who shout their language instead of speak it. Still love it over there though.

FUCK AISTRAILA

>>135489573

British women are whores and love big Austrian cock. I visit England every so often and I always slay British pussy with my big Vienna sausage.

>>135486999
thanks m8

>>135489845
Retard, I actually am half-Austrian and spend about a third of the year in Salzburg with my Mother's family. Not some retarded heritage-faggot like yourself, who probably can't even speak German.

>>135490075
>salzburg

nigger alert

many whores from salzburg come to vienna for the big vienna sausage you half breed faggot

>>135490075
Just visited Salzburg. What a beautiful city, apart from all the mudslimes. I liked the bridge with all the locks, hilarious how some retards put combination locks on there.

>>135486999
No, they let that migrant who raped that little boy go free because it was a sexual emergency

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>>135486999
Also this

>>135486999
big tiddies
>based
kys

>>135487178
Austrian, not Australian.

>>135487290
>Slavs
>based
kæk

>>135487992
>flag
you have disavowed your legiance to all nations, and have chosen exile and the life of the pariah. Be gone, Kekfart.

>>135490583
you've never even been to Vienna, you burger mutt. Name the famous restaurant, the one down the flight of stairs with the holy name.

>>135486999
No

>>135491937
murrikan education.

Austria, not Australia.

>>135492590

hey danish pig, stop associating with us austrians.
we're not cucks like you scandinavian faggots

scandinavian women are feminist and love muslim cock

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>>135487290
Poles are white niggers. Their entire economy relies on EU gibs.

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>>135491937
>Australia
>Austria
Sir can you read?

>>135492773
>hides nationality behind joke flag
into the oven he goes.

>>135488386
Mozart is so overrated. I think that Rossini and arachmaninov are much better than he could have ever been.

>>135486999
Austria has basically the same Muslim problems as Germany proportionally and Catholicism is fundamentally cucked to this gay pope right now

>>135493090

we have succeeded in making scandinavian countries multicultural.

ethnic scandinavians are minority among younger demographics. scandinavian men have small dicks and scandinavian women love muslim cock

WIENER RAUS

>>135493236
>we
lol

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>>135493236
Hang yourself, degenerate

>>135486999
Looks lie an upside down roastie to me.

>>135486999
Don't Forget, Hitler

jks only bluepilled knobs think he's based

>>135486999
Basically your argument is 'muh dick'
proving that Australians think with the same mindset as blacks, which is why they were criminals who were sent there to start with.

>>135494416
Hitler was German, mate :^)
Austria dindu nuffin

>>135494602

only tiny-dicked scandinavians deny that penis size is important

>>135486999
Not all Australians are based, but Australia has the highest based-to-normie ratio

>Using dick size as an argument
>Not being Sweden with 14.88cm average

You disgust me, hick-Germany.

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>>135486999
>not realizing that all Austrian threads must always devolve into Australian discussions b/c of the Australian shitposting problem
should've just made an Australian thread from the start OP.

>>135495425

that's not even 6 inches.

no wonder swedish women love brown cock so much

good thing sweden's leaders are pro-immigrantion. we must ensure the ethnic swedish population mixes with others.

>>135488946
the heritage stuff is usually small talk

>>135495630
>immigrantion
>inches from cm information
>shitposting an Australian about brown cock
>National Traitorism

Eat your crow you bastard

>>135495630
>brown cock
near east dick is even shorter tho.

>>135486999
I met a really cute Austrian exchange student that I think had a crush on me last semester. I would have jumped her bones, but she didn't appear to shower frequently.

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>>135486999
The problem is that after 1918 Austria became an irrelevant useless nation and Germany little bitch.

>>135495965

Italians are niggers. You're not white.

>>135491265
They do that to celebrate their eternal love as a couple. Most of them probably lasted one month kek

>>135488946
Surprisingly often. If you and the conversation-mate share common roots, It helps to form a friendship. Conversely, if I'm of German heritage and a person is an ashkenazi kike, I get to make holohoax jokes with impunity.
God Bless America

>>135494639
Muh first victim ;_;

>>135496336
Still more relevant than Austria XD XD

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>>135496336
You're probably some filthy cityfaggot.