/pol/ humor thread

/pol/ is serious business and not a laughing matter.

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>>135475144
If I wanted /pol/ humor I'd ask your 1 rep max

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>>135475144
the one faggot that never had family or kids, bet he couldn't get pussy so he put on the LOOK AT MEEEEEE I'M SO TOUGH IN LE ARMY XDDDDD
no wonder american army has trannies

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>>135475682

>>135475786
Gotta love Dr Spectre

>>135475682
The knife in the asshole when he was still consious though - and the libs want those barbs in our countries. Incredible.

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>>135476284

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>>135476605
this still make me laugh so hard

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>>135476878

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>>135475623
Memed em pretty hard there

>>135475786
>7
i dont get it

>>135477563
dat file name. change to 'my bucket list'.

I still can't believe donald fucking trump is the president. Im not even a supporter anymore since he started kissing up to jews. But it still brings me a faint chuckle when I think about how absolutely ass blasted liberals are. They were supposed to elect hillary, the first female president. Instead they got THE DONALD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No matter what he does, they are in tearful, raging pain and anger when they see donald smile. Every day is a good day. Perhaps the west is lost. But atleast we can humor it a little

Liberals... pfft. How ya like us white trash now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135477787
Ben is a Jew

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>>135477301
She's cute...

>>135477908
i dont get what that has to do with lampshades

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>>135475682

>>135478094
Welcome to /pol/, redditfriend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades_made_from_human_skin

>>135477968
there should be a world history book told entirely like this

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>>135477897
This is pretty much the main reason I support Donald Trump

>>135478221
Damn straight. Those cigarettes were probably laced with crack

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>>135478390
>nigger promoting white genocide

>>135476205
>last frame
>that flag
lost it. every fucking time

>>135478107
Technically, it's called a "trade school"

>>135478456
Most of /pol/ have no ideology but one, the hate for liberals.

May this have keep us united.

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>>135477712
You...you realize all worker ants are already females, right? Winged reproductive (males and virgin queens) are only hatched certain times of the year.

>>135477897
>reddit spacing

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>>135476605

>>135478088
(M)arti(n) (Lu)th(er)
(K)aiser Wilh(el)m II
(A)dolf Hitl(e)r
(A)(n)g(e)(la) (M)(er)(k)(el)

Coincidence? She is evil in it's purest form.

>>135477301
I had a pure white baby, then got with an Asian gf.
Am I winning?

>>135479289

/pol/ are stealth archers basically.

>>135475682
they can't be trusted with freedom

>>135479859
/pol/ as fuck

>>135479138
Does anybody have the version of this with blacks, so I can post it to bait people then post the Jewish one?

To clarify, I need this entirely to be a massive cunt. Thank you.

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>>135478258
Not funny or good what happened in Libya.

Here are some Facts you probably do not know about Libya under Muammar Gaddafi:
• There was no electricity bills in Libya; electricity is free … for all its citizens.
• There was no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law.
• If a Libyan is unable to find employment after graduation, the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
• Should Libyans want to take up a farming career, they receive farm land, a house, equipment, seed and livestock to kick start their farms –this was all for free.
• Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.
• A home was considered a human right in Libya. (In Qaddafi’s Green Book it states: “The house is a basic need of both the individual and the family, therefore it should not be owned by others.”)
• All newlyweds in Libya would receive 60,000 Dinar (US$ 50,000 ) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start a family.
• A portion of Libyan oil sales is or was credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.
• A mother who gives birth to a child would receive US $5,000.
• When a Libyan buys a car, the government would subsidizes 50% of the price.
• The price of petrol in Libya was $0.14 per liter.
• For $ 0.15, a Libyan local could purchase 40 loaves of bread.

>>135475144
This retard is a war-monger. Not of the neo-con type who do it for money but of the asshole type. He thinks IRan is a problem. Iran is indeed a problem (for Israel, and I'm not an anti-zionist, only anti-globalist) but there are bigger problems. Iran needs to be talked with quietly and they'll acquiesce.

>>135480220
• Education and medical treatments was all free in Libya. Libya can boast one of the finest health care systems in the Arab and African World. All people have access to doctors, hospitals, clinics and medicines, completely free of charge.
• If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government would fund them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US $2,300/month accommodation and car allowance.
• 25% of Libyans have a university degree. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans were literate. Today the figure is 87%.
• Libya had no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – though much of this is now frozen globally.

>>135480251
Gaddafi wrote, “They want to do to Libya what they did to Iraq and what they are itching to do to Iran. They want to take back the oil, which was nationalized by these country’s revolutions. They want to re-establish military bases that were shut down by the revolutions and to install client regimes that will subordinate the country’s wealth and labor to imperialist corporate interests. All else is lies and deception.”

Finally, the gold bullion held by the Libyan Central Bank (March 2011) was among the 25 largest reserves in the world, as reported by the Financial Times, citing the International Monetary Fund. This provided Libya a critical lifeline after billions of Libya’s assets were seized by the United States and the 27 member states of the European Union.

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Libya & Gaddafi

The Truth You're Not Supposed to Know

https://youtu.be/XorKTwkFPDU

>>135480298
Many believe the NATO-led invasion of Libya was/is about oil and a vast wealth of other natural resources. Yet another critical element that few are aware of is the fact that Gaddafi had planned to introduce a single African currency made from gold. [Of this proposed African currency] Dr James Thring stated, “It’s one of these things that you have to plan almost in secret, because as soon as you say you’re going to change over from the dollar to something else, you’re going to be targeted … There were two conferences on this, in 1986 and 2000, organized by Gaddafi. … Most countries in Africa were keen.” This would have eradicated the US Dollar and Euro as trade currencies for Africa.


fucking lurk more

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Dropping some classic webms with sound.

>James Snackbar
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387037644.webm

>When the goyim drops a penny
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387074107.webm

>JUST
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387127122.webm

>/pol/ rangers
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387168174.webm

>JEB
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387207519.webm

>>135480119
Fucking legend

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>>135480228
Fucking off-topic. Post /pol/ humor or go back to plebbit.

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>>135480251
Yea that's the ME for you. Funding all the goat fucking with oil under their feet. When the world gets energy independence they are so fucked.

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>>135480500
Thats fucking gold, thank you anarcho-anon

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>>135479188
Ak-ak, ack ack ackack-ack-ack-ack-ackack... ackk-AK!! Ak-kaack-ackck ak-ak-ak-acccck ak ak ak-klak-acchkaka. Achck. Ack ack-ck Ack, ach ahk ak-ak, ak ach ackk, aick ack-ack: ack! Achkk...

>>135479859
Severely underrated

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>>135480500
>don't tell newfags about ghaddafi

we got a kike

here have a giggle

>>135479859
Hitler <3

>>135480953
it looks like a medieval palace

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>>135480771
>girly-man
>homovestite
>splat
>friend of Dorothy
>yestergay

>>135478672
> You "insulated" me and my son
It's always the dumb ones

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>>135475144
How i feel about work.

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>>135481083

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>>135480340
Some more.

>Dindu nuffin
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387722727.webm

>Gay pride
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387762908.webm

>Human evolution
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387804758.webm

>TAKBIR
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501387868477.webm

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>>135475144

I laugh every time I watch this one.

>>135475144
Mattis never said this.

>>135475786
SAVAGE

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>>135481105
in 100 years we'll all be dead. How's that for humor? Should I do standup at the laugh factory?

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This one is also one of my more fav :)

>>135481105
I'm more curious about transspecies personally. I mean like, I'd pay $5 to see that.

>>135475883
Lets get this out on a tray,
N i c e

>>135480771
>dyke on a bike

>>135480888
I hope this is real

>>135481230
Where is this dude?

>>135476205
>IM FUCKING WHITE
Every time

>>135480888
I hope she croaks soon. She's the rich man's Rosa Parks.

>>135477563

Who is the lunatic that needed to make this list?

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>>135476205
anyone have the mlpol edit?

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>>135481230
>first the flag, then the fag

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>>135476205
HOLY SHIT. I think your post justttks madeub me becomlkek retardseed

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>>135480500
>post /pol/ humour
>or go back to plebbit
You're fucking cancer, and I hope Somalians slice your asshole wide open with a rusty kitchen knife.

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>>135481516
Pretty sure it's Turkey

>>135477557
dude this is /pol/ humor holy shit

i made it half way through that before breaking out into a cold sweat. i dont think i've ever been as terrified of something i've read since i was a 10 year old reading creepy pastas

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>>135477953
This is fucking gold.

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>>135477427

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>>135481753

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>>135477968
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HA H AH AH AH AHA.

>>135477557
What an emotional rollercoaster

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>>135479357

>>135479932
This headline got better with every word.

>>135482246
classic

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WE WUZ MUNGKEEZ

>>135480480

>racist word
>is 2 normal words

>>135481530
I hope she becomes the face the Democratic Party and runs for president.

>>135475682
RIP Gaddafi. He tried his best.

>>135481516
6 feet under

>>135482560
This is something I never could comprehend. They spend so much time praising mexico or waving the flag within the US. But the second they are sent back suddenly it is the worst thing you could do to them.

>>135479944
LOOOOLOLOOOOLOLOL!

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>>135476679
>Try by The Soft Moon starts playing

>>135482801
Because Mexico is a shithole

>>135479046
Right, so when the male ants hatch, the workers all kill them so nothing gets fertilized.

Retard.

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>>135480335
>implying anyone gives a shit in a humor thread
>even once
wew

>>135475682
Poor crazy bastard. We did wrong there.

>>135483072
>canadians

>>135475682
The moment ISIS was created. Thanks Hillary. Thanks Obama.

>>135478672
The best use of Tinder.

>>135481166
holy FUCK I burst out laughing at this shit

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>>135481101
It's literally a pseudo-rococo style. You know, from Louis the 16th.

>>135479995
The King of Jordan said as much over 20 years ago.

>>135475792
I use a man basket

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>>135484407
King Abdullah is a smart guy

>>135477968
Why are they all circumcised

>>135477162
Based Roaches

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>>135484828
Under no supervision from modern cucked Europeans, the Jew struggles to not be expelled from any place he goes

>>135481275
it would be funnier if we were all dead in 3.

>>135477628
Lot of good that will do when his classmates rape him during recess

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>>135475682
=(

>>135479289
>Stealth Archer
>Not being a Chad orc warrior

>>135484632
American text book.

>>135478146
I see nothing wrong here.

>>135475883
Steve1989 is my hero.

n i c e

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>>135480771
>metamorph trans - am

>>135486013
Makes sense
I had shitty parents, but at least they didn't have the best part of my dick cut off

>>135484437
>basket
FAG

>>135477162
I hate roaches, but this makes up for all their terrible shitposting

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>>135477557
You didn't need to post this

>>135483072
clearly they didn't give him enough maple syrup

>>135486383
Holy fuck, poor nigger

>>135485313
That filename, Holy shit!

>>135476504

flawless

>>135475883
Nice hiss

>>135479131
no, we won't help you unlock the computer Jamal.

sincerely,
/g/

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>>135479289
>Imperials hail from the province of Oblivion

>>135484828
Based Mayans

>>135475682
literally the death of europe in one pic

>>135478088
heil getler

>>135476205
>the oven
literally every time

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>>135478672
>insulated
coal fumes must be fucking her brain up

>>135475682
"Every step I take, every move I make..."

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>>135477512
This is the greatest meme IMO.

>>135488430

>occupation, Poland, France

>kek'd audibly

>>135475623
This 4 real tho. Mattis is just another interventionist shit. google that interview where he admits that the USA mission in Afagistan has accomplished jack shit.

>>135486878
Source?

>>135475682
is he ok?

>>135477301
Any white that finds insectoid people attractive is mentally ill.

>>135484437
You are such a fag

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Funny or not this was a gun nut american calling london police

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0arbCaOLu1J

>>135475786
kek

>>135478312
Worth the read

>>135483435
I think this was written by a non-white.

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>>135478922
Jews* a hate for Jews

>>135479289
>country of high rock
>province of Oblivion
>Orismerium
>Dumner
>Thalmor
Who the fuck made this?

>>135489852
/v/