My 23 and Me results came in... thoughts?/guess my ancestral past?

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Darky

>>135469779
Similar to mine except the Anglo, probably from Central/South America

>>135469779
probably a spanish settlers and one of them fucked an indian

>>135469857
Because of the 2% African?

>>135469779
I see this stupid picture posted every week, mods need to delete this shit

>>135470242
How if I just screenshot my own results?

>>135470098
Yea, mom is... I'm trying to figure out what my dad is besides "American"

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>>135469779
1 parent is a mexican
1 parent from Belize

>14.8 asian
>2.6 african
>0.3 Jew

You're a nigger.

>>135470846
Lmao even though I'm 80% European?

>>135469779
High yellow

>>135471041
Even with brown hair, white skin, hazel eyes? Haha I'm pretty sure if you did it, you'd be ._% jewish as well.

>>135471078
An average mexican scores 30-40% NA. You're about half that, so you certainly have latin american ancestry with 50% Iberian and 30% NA. You're 80% european is not unique for a central american.

>>135471368
*and 15% NA

>>135469779
Recent DNA study suggests that native Americans (at least Eastern) are related to middle easterners (Arab, for lack of clarity in terminology). This could also account for suggestions of Iberian and southern Italian roots.

>>135471368
So how Mexican do you think my dad is? My mom is South American.... trying to figure out the dad part.

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>>135471675
If your dad is Mexican thats where the nigger and native genes come from

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>>135471547
Really? Thats interesting.... there was a middle eastern section as well so I wonder how they break up the information

>>135471675
He looks like some anglo/iberian mix, probably fully euro, maybe 50/50. You have about the NA amount expected for having a full south american parent. Run you results in Gedmatch to get a better idea on your ancestral composition more precisely.

>>135471973
I think he might be mixed.... his dad was irish so thats where that comes from and his mom was tan with curly black hair....i dont know if she was mexican or not though.

gibraltar

>>135472135
Thanks for the suggestion, never heard of it but will definetly do so!

>>135469779
nigger all nigger tough luck shit skin

>>135471318
>._%
>Implying he wouldn't be full Sephardic

>>135469779
>ashkenazi jew 0.3%
Fuck off kike

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oh glorious Portugal

>>135472403
And what percentage of what are you, anon?

>>135469779
Pablo

>>135472684
>He said while fucking the natives
Thank you very much, dad

>>135472684
It's funny I'm more Iberian than you even though you are fully portuguese, right?

>>135472841
So, it's our fault what some of my people did in the XVI century or whatever? all euro's somehow did the same in the new world.

>>135472960
yap

>>135471547
I doubt it. As of most recent reds are linked to East Asians and Tibetans.

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ARE YOU WHITE? FIND OUT TODAY BY GIVING ME YOUR GENETIC CODE GOYIM. D-D-DON'T WORRY I'LL KEEP IT SAFE!

>>135473051
Calm down man, it's just a joke.

>>135472708
100% han Chinese nigger

>>135473163
Thats true....theres always a risk in sharing all this information. But how do you think it could be used wrongly?

keep not only giving your DNA, but PAYING to a jewish company to tell you bullshit

>>135469779
Fuck off kike

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r8 and h8

>>135473413
Kill yourself kike

>>135473283
So...you call yourself a nigger?

>>135469779

What do you look like, OP? describe yourself.

>>135469779
beaner detected

>>135473342
Actually it was a gift... how is my DNA going to be used wrongly?

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I'm white I swear please.

>>135473163
Implying your local hospitals don't share this dna with (((((them)))))) already

>>135473499
White, brown hair, hazel eyes

>>135473499
Bitch please they already have your DNA from the time you get born

>>135473825
This is probable.

>>135473604
I'm always suprised when I see results like this.... I feel like most people I'm around are mixed at least 10% something else.... Even the black people are like 30% European.... must be my area though.... I even know red-headed asians....

>>135473825
Still, no reason to turn the rape into a date rape.

>>135473554
Your dna wouldn't

But white people's dna probably will becase I don't know how long you've been here but worldwide jews want whites eliminated.

These tests make a database for whites in need of forced mixing/extermination

>>135469779
>>135473413
Everybody is a kike here? How is this possible?

>>135473604
Why isn't french and german separate? Are French Germanic people?

>>135474170
Yeah I am pretty new.... how would the forced mixing happen?

>>135474170

Inferior black genes. Fuck off the pol

>>135469779
You're a mongoloid

>>135474452
Haha, you don't find it more weird that asian and native american are put in the same group?

>>135473554

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5438960

>So you might have three children, and one child would inherit, let's say, a 15 percent sub-Saharan African content, and the second child will inherit none. And that's just the DNA shuffle, as we call it.

Search information.

Not only the test tell you inaccurate things, now they will use your genetic code for economic purposes, and if they preserve it, which they obviously can do, maybe for some funnier things in the future.

>>135474323
Its a Jewish owned company, they probably decided to make everyone .01% jewish.

So when everyone reads it they feel like they're part jewish and maybe if there is a future holocaust people that think they're 0.01% jewish would never agree to gas real jews

man, that website is really fucking sketchy

>broadly east asian and native american

Uhm, sweetie! Do fucking chinks look like freaking Indo-Americans to you? I think you nogs are getting scammed with your shit. Why don't they get into specifics with the other races? Show more varying results regarding other haplogroups? That website is a scam.

>>135474497
Yeah, a whole 2%... as if most Americans dont have at least a little african in them

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Pure blooded murican coming through

>>135474624
Oh, I know its not fully accurate. If you sign up, they ask if they can keep the data or not but I suppose they could always keep it regardless.... what would be some economic purposes?

>>135474323
It's just an ethnic group from back in the day, not every Ashkenazi was a jew.

>>135474666
Yea its definetly not fully accurate....haha i think that's a bit of a stretch but you might be on to something...

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>>135469779
>Ashkenazi Jewish
>0.3%

>>135474739
Yeah, they should be more precise but I'm just assuming asians and NAs have similar DNA at this point....who knows....good thing I didnt pay for this!

>>135475490
Anything under 1% is not reliable or it's considered noise

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>>135469779

>Only 0.3% neanderthal

well, that's good I guess

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>>135474666
>Anne E. Wojcicki is an American entrepreneur and the co-founder and chief executive officer of the personal genomics company 23andMe
>Wojcicki, the youngest of three daughters, was born in San Mateo County, California. Her parents are Esther Wojcicki (née Hochman), an educator, and Stanley Wojcicki, a physics professor emeritus at Stanford University. Her mother is Jewish and her father is a Polish-born American.
Fuck, it's real.

>>135473320
>sites share their DNA info with police/feds
>feds get a false positive one day
>links to you
>20 FBI SUVs pull up to your home or job, dozens of agents rush out, violently tackle you with guns drawn and take you away, agents tell your family/friends/coworkers/neighbors you've been arrested for some heinous crime like CP or rape or murder
>face plastered all over TV for weeks
>held in jail for weeks with no bail, no rights, no lawyer
>one day some agents drags you into an interrogation room
>"look, anon, sorry, we got the wrong guy. but we'll let you out scot free if you sign this paper that says you won't sue us. If you don't... well... you'll be here for a few more years, you know, obstruction of justice and all...."

>>135474323
we are all Elders here you fucking newfag, we also like to shitpost at our secret club

>>135475717
I was about to say we really only need to worry about this when we start thumbprinting babies....then I remembered....shoot you're going to make me paranoid.

>>135474338
23andheeb probably can't separate them for legal reasons, e.g. if someone has an ancestor from Alsace and you tell them they're French when they were ethnically German, etc.

little bit of kike and nigger in you.

>>135474781
NOPE, WRONG. 100% EUROPEAN ASHKENAZI HERE. 6'3" WITH A FAT KOSHER DICK. WHAT NOW, GOYBOY?

>>135469779
>Results: Kangz

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>>135469779
>0.3% jew

>>135475232
Haha wow...everything besides Australian.

>>135471975
NIGGER

>>135476391
Thats a big nose for only .3%

>>135475232
Globalist mongrel

>>135473413
Kill self

>>135476654
Yeah, 2.6%. And?

>>135475232
Ew what the fuck do you look like jesus

>>135469779

MUSLIM. Enjoy your "Spanish" ancestry you traitor to humanity.

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>>135469779

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and i thought pic related was a meme

>>135476793
Lynch yourself

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Beautiful person checking in.

Btw, ancestry absolutely adds in Jew Dna. I tested on various sites. AncestryDNA threw in 1% kike to subjugate my psyche

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Pic related is me, not sure where the Southern Euro comes from (my family tree goes back over 500 years in all branches and all of my great grandparents were immigrants to the U.S.) the .2 and .1 percentages are noise.

My ethnic background (for a little over 500 years since this is what the test is limited to):
Irish/Scottish/Welsh
English
North German
Lithuanian

Haplogroups:
E-V13 (further tested to E-m35.2)
U5a2

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Russian + something from Caucasus.
At least I look and feel White.

>>135478486
R-L23 ydna
and
X2c1 mtdna.

Apparently maternal haplogroup M is pretty rare. That's cool, I guess.

>>135478486
I probably look more white than you and i'm 100% ASHKENAZI, BABY!!! What now, GOY?

>>135478567
haplogroup X*
>>135478582
Wow, that's neat ! !

>>135478647
Dumb GOY.

>>135470166
Nope prairie negro bytch

>>135478486
So Eastern European means any kind of slav?

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>>135479714