Brit/pol/ - You now remember David Cameron fucked a pig edition

First for ASMR. I watch it because it's relaxing. No other reason, honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK-LRYybw9E

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40765420/the-playground-for-big-kids-only

Millenials in a nutshell.

I keep getting thread cucked. Every day. </3

>>135456211

Oh you must be my absolute favourite first poster ever

~Rightly So

Or something

Never give up!!

>>135455143
It will blow up.
China and Russia will back the fuck away.
We will provide some support, but not a major role.
Trump is trying to wait until the next election cycle starts or as close as possible to help him win it with the help of what will have been a decisive, short war.

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Lads I had a gf when I was 8. We walked hand in hand in the park and always played together.
Some of the kids made fun of us but we didn't care because we had each other.
She went to Australia 16 years ago and we only exchanged letters a few times before we drifted too far apart.

Thanks for readig my blog. Just wanted to share the feels. I certainly know now that I'll never feel as free or as happy as making a fort in the snow with her the christmas before she left the UK. We said we were going to live in an igloo together when we grew up.

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>tfw Cameron fucking a pig was almost 2 years ago

I hope North Korea doesn't fall. They're one of the last stands against capitalism and international jewry.

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>He doesn't peruse wikifeet for several hours every day

>>135456444

Did you play doctors and nurses lad, I used to when I was that age

>>135456389
Wrong. If the US hasn't acted before now they sure won't act now NK has shown itself to be capable of striking any US city.
The time for action has passed. North Korea has established itself as a world power and is here to stay.

>>135456444
She's probably fucked and sucked a gazillion auzzie bois by now buckaroo

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Post more ABBA lads. Here's one for the lad in the last thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

>>135456444
Atleast noone can ever take that away from you no matter what happens. Unless you get drunk on fb and message her saying you love her.

>>135456318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQOD4dqSoY

boomers in a nutshell

>>135456645
lad from the other thread here and fully embracing the abba.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE

>>135456626
I know you're kidding, but the events of the last few decades and the events from until a few days ago onwards are very different. Then was the time when North Korea made empty threats, now is the time when North Korea could very likely strike the American cities with some kind of explosive. I'm not saying a nuke necessarily, but I doubt that the US generals or Trump are going to want to risk such an unknown quantity as Kim-Jon-WhateverTheFuck is.

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>>135456630
I've had a relationship or two as well. Makes it even more depressing that it never lasted.

>>135456617
Nah not really. Though I did have dreams about picking her up and carrying her off places like a caveman.

>>135456102
Wait is that Cameron pig thing real? I thought that was just a joke.

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>>135456583
You sound like you need a good sorting tbqh lad.

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>>135456444
Have some feels lad. I bet she feels the same way mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

>>135455483
>Lads im earning money and working out hard, im still fucking bored and dont know what i want from life, everythings just a bit meh. What do?

Solution:

>>135456117 (You)
>Find a challenging and productive hobby.
>You know how NEETs always lie about studying science or whatever? Why not do that for real? Or learn a language. Or how to play the guitar. Or dance. Anything.

To elaborate on this a bit; you need things that you can progress in, lad - things that you get demonstrably get better at. That's why people spend hours playing Fallout or even shit like Candy Crush: that feeling of 'levelling up', that feeling of accomplishment. You need to find hobbies that take dedication, work but which you enjoy doing. For some people it's painting, for some people it's taking old car engines apart. Cooking. Learning a language. Even reading about shit counts; I didn't know fuck all about economics a year ago so I went and bought some textbooks and studied it. Stuff like that. You can throw some Fallout in if you like now and then, watch some telly as well but it's good to develop interests.

>>135456645
Thats the only interaction with Bjorn my family ever had really. In an area of HUGE houses Bjorn was the biggest, he had one of those central heating systems where you drill down for the heat. He also owned a massive helicopter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za05HBtGsgU

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Actually gagging for a can of original flavour pringles right now lads

I could shovel down the lot and creep outside for a

wank in the garden.

>>135456444
Cute story anon. Reminds me of the times when I was a kiddie playing around the estate and the wastelands with the other kids, riding our bikes around and making ramps out of debris at an abandonned boat yard area.

Those were some good fucking times

>>135456841
You need to listen to the full version with the synth solo in the middle

Just to update my blog and especially if Pube is around. The scary house of death got an offer today. I am 40 grand richer than I was and if you ever insult my cowboy boots again, woman or not, I'll turn you inside out.

>>135456954
kek are you on fucking acid or something and going on an abba spree, you should start counseling sessions using only abba.

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Why are trans kids an actual thing and why do normies accept it?

I know why hipsters defend it, cuz they saw stewart lee say 'ukips' + estrogen and they want to be cool.

But why do normies just draw a blank. Are they that easily brainwashed and think if you criticize it you're being propa tite on the kids? There was a natgeo issue where they said medical experts recommend suppressing puberty until the age of 16 so they can decide and the medical association was 95% jewish so it's in plain view that it's bugspite sabotage but nobody says it so what the fuck

>>135456862
It's not a joke. North Korea is a sovereign state and it has a right to defend itself from aggressors.
Every "threat" you refer to has been a stated measure of self-defence, North Korea have not once threatened a first strike.

>>135457036

I-i've missd you Tommy-poster, it's been a while

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>>135456940
t. armpit nonce

>>135456919

It's an alleged thing like the stuff Bush was supposed to have done at Skull & Bones. Hazing and whatnot...

>3 days into diazepam withdrawl


anyone know how long this lasts?......google is giving me all sorts of shitty answers.

>>135456617

I used to play doctors and nurses with a girl who's parents were friends with my parents.

Shit got real sexual.

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>>135456583
Post your favourites

>>135456919
It was not unusual for his university club, the Bullingdon club, to perform strange, obscene acts but we have to bear in mind that the leaker of this tale was Lord Ashcroft who has a bit of a vendetta against Dave.

Maybe, maybe not. It certainly didn't warrant the whole media fanfare that ensued once the papers got wind of it.

>>135457068
>Acid
No wicked poisons for me lad. Just extra comfy listening to some top-tier tunes on Brit/pol/.

>>135457084
>Why are trans kids an actual thing and why do normies accept it?
The mind boggles. You wouldn't let a child choose what to have for dinner, let alone if they should start a course of hormone therapy.

>>135456389
what's your favourite poetry book kevin?

>>135456979
Cheers boss, i've started getting into reading, finished crime and punishment the otherday (fuck me russian novels are drawn out). Purchased a greek mythologies book so guess i'll just level up on philosophy for now.

>>135457084
It's a virtue signalling arms race to the bottom.

>>135457084
At uni I went on a long redpilled rant about gender and social darwinism to this girl who referred to herself as gender queer. Most people agreed with me that you can only be male or female but didn't agree with the islam stuff. People respect power and strength and I went from being deeply unpopular to having many friends. It was an eye opening experience.

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>>135456919

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>>135457172
Holly Earl desu

>>135457084
Desensitisation. At first it was shocking and disgusting to the general pubic, then it became a curiosity, a novelty, and now they are trying their best to make it a norm.

>>135457233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mym0EFKM8

Shall we get a bit British then?

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>>135456954
Thanks for the abba track. They have some pretty feels tracks like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HMjOiHqE18

Funnily enough abba was often on when I was a kid. It provided a sort of soundtrack to my childhood.

fuck ell lads Im well sad now init

>>135456752
I couldn't find her on facebook, even with her full name. I don't even know if she's still alive.

>>135457316
Can I gently suggest lermontov for a diversion?

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>>135457084

Because it's a coinflip on them killing themselves in a decade's time and we can stand around going "See? I fucking told you so..."

Also, I think it's because it's so massively fucking rare. You need to remember we view this shit through the prism of posting on Britpol so we hear a lot about it. Most people don't even read the fucking papers; they just go to work, come home and stick a boxset on so it's highly likely they don't even have an opinion on whacko trannies because they've never had to debate or discuss them.

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>>135457174
>It certainly didn't warrant the whole media fanfare

our nations leader sticking his erect penis into a pigs head whilst his mates watched deserved its own mini-series complete with dramatic reconstruction.

>>135457292
The one that I was able to order and will be arriving in the post some time soon - oxford book of english verse

>>135456389
will seoul get levelled?

>>135457553
How did you know/meet her? Was she a friend of the family? I'm sure you can find her, the internet is incredible.

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>>135457482
>Not posting Cold
Wew lad

>>135457559
sure what do you recommend?

>>135457675
If North Korea wanted to level Seoul they could do so with conventional weapons.

>>135457084

To be fair, whenever this shit comes up in The Guardian, the comments section is full of people calling it child abuse.

And that's The Guardian.

>>135457675
Seoul will be the first target if anything kicks off. Hundreds of thousands could die if NK wanted.

>>135457675
The fact that North Korea has masses of artillery guns pointed at Seoul means that if there were to be some kind of airstrike on North Korea, it would probably be organised and prepared with the utmost secrecy and we would only know about it when/after it had happened.

>>135444444

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>>135457642
>oxford book of english verse

why didn't you buy the norton anthology of poetry?

>>135457567
Imagine the tension in the room when he's sat with Samantha in the evening, unwinding, watching some telly when a pig comes on screen. You just know they're both thinking about it. True or not it will always haunt him from now on. One day his kids will get old enough and they'll read about their father's past and sure enough they'll stumble on this story. Dave knows this and it hurts him immensely.

>>135457839
They are incredibly well prepared though, they are well drilled and know where all the bomb shelters are, many of which are the subway system they have, with ample space for the citizens.

>>135457154
>Shit got real sexual.

Kek I know lad, the things I used to get upto with the girls when I were a kid; was all part of growing up back then

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>>135457553
>>135457482
I'm keeping it ABBA, keeping it feels, and keeping it comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY

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>>135457563
But they're doing it to kids who have no say in the matter, it's not just a matter of saying they're mentally ill and fucked up, they're not even mentally ill their parents are either lesbians gaslighting them or gullible thick as pigshit parents preyed upon by yid doctors.

They're trying to increase how common this is and destroy as many white kids as possible so it's not a fixed percentage of the population thing like how many adults become mentally ill and think they're the other sex.

>>135457699
listening now, fuck i love the cure.

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>tfw no slutty Fiona gf

>>135457958
South Korea is oblivious to the threat they face from the North.
They're in political chaos at the moment and corrupt as hell, when they start to react it would already be too late.
Seoul being levelled would be the least of the south's concerns.

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>>135457067
Congrats, how many houses a year do you do lad?

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Who /haleymcqueen/ here?

>>135457910
He's an Englishman and probably finds it fucking hilarious in private.

>>135457567
How many times do you think someone has said "oink oink" to him?

>>135456583

For the true foot fetish patrician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbUjuqxoOw

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>>135457454
POST MORE

>>135457910
It was made up by Ashcroft to get back at Cameron for not giving him a senior role in government.

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>>135458052

But normies aren't buying it, is the point.

Here's the comments section from the last Guardian article about trans kids, sorted by the number of recommendations.

Redpills all the way, on The fucking Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/05/trans-child-schools-help-transition-prejudice#comments

>>135458272

https://archive.is/pFM1U

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>>135458076
Disintegration is the best album ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSaNXpD49Qw

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>>135457698
She was a schoolmate but we also went to the same youth group thingy, it was in the town and it was like a community centre where you could do activities and stuff.

I could try asking my parents, but I'm not sure I want to open that door. It's an untarnished memory as it is, with my life this shit I probs can't feel with finding out she's dead, or worse, a coalburner (kek)

>>135457988
I got married to a girl when I was a kid. She's a 10/10 qt now and is married to a photographer. I still feel weirdly betrayed.

>>135458320
It unironically is.

>>135458216
I had a massive foot fetish when i was a kid but it's completely dead now, not quite sure what happened there.

>>135458337
probably has three half caste kids already m8

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>>135458171
How far along is here pregnancy?

>>135458337
I'd leave it if I were you.

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>>135458078

>>135457910
imagine the tension in the room whilst you're trying to masturbate yourself up to a full erection whilst all your mates are standing round you chanting "BULLA BULLA!", waiting for you to fuck a pigs head.

What is loooooooooove anyway desu

https://youtu.be/w34vnz_LEX4

>>135456102
>remember David Cameron fucked a pig edition

Thats fake news... but even if true, I would rather fuck a dead pig than Diane Abbott

>>135458556
Whose the one on the right? Is she single? Will she settle for less?

>>135458272
But CiF is just like Vice youtube comments, for the past few years they've mostly been populated by right wingers who want to buzz off their anger.

>>135458337

This>>135458459 leave it alone lad

>>135458337
I think you're making this a way bigger thing in your head than it actually is or was mate. Cherish the time you had and move forward.

>>135458624
VERY NICE

>>135458348
>I got married to a girl when I was a kid.

Kek I still wonder if kids these days do shit like that anymore they seem so distant from eachother these days, girls too wrapped up in shit media trends and mobiles phones, noys engrossed in vidya.

Back in my day we all used to just play out together and build dens and play ball games with eachother, funny how times change

>>135458306
archive.is is a mi6, nsa, mossad honeypot. you visit the site and you become part of a massive botnet thats probably used for CP and if you have a samsung telly it starts listening to you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxFAT581T4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxFAT581T4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxFAT581T4

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>>135458636
SLUTTY
L
U
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T
Y

>>135458078

>reminder that the guy on the right is only 37

Why the fuck would a relatively young man fashion himself on looking like a middle-aged man from the past?

Sort it out, lad.

>>135458804
nice bank advert brah

>>135457910
desu lad if it did happen it's hilarious.

I did some very questionable things at uni but generally I just laugh about it.

I mean, millions of men fuck live goat's arseholes in the Middle East and nobody bat's an eye. Bantering with a dead pig's head is nowhere near as bad.

>>135458374
Indeed,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsQdLlvuk4

>>135458872
the beard is to cover a weak chin

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Top tunes incoming lads. Prepare for comfiness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boRQcTvnwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dnUv3DUP4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-KGDYc10W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4Ot8EGqCQ

Cunts who don't love 70s and 80s tunes need not apply

I want to make a quick bit of money, how much would people pay for a nice 30x40cm landscape on wood panel, especially if it was just in acrylic vs oil? I've had a look around on ebay but it's difficult to gauge.

>>135458268
Get back in the shed dave

>>135458582
I'd say it was some bant

>>135458857
What the fuck she's 44 years old and married. Maybe she'll divorce her husband for me when she's 60 odd. I'll ring her tomorrow morning and see if we can come to some sort of arrangement.

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>>135458916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDak

>>135458156
Alright Rimsy, it's working out to one every 2 months. Flats are much faster.

>>135457705
Hero of our time.

If you're on a Russia kick try this bloke as well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Solzhenitsyn

If you really want some proper mother Russia, I've a bunch more and some anecdotes I can share.

Where to find qt virgin gf

where to find qt virgin gf

where to find qt virgin gf

>>135459166
Try the tripfags. At least one is a woman.

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>>135459166
>>135459195
>>135459225

>>135459051
Can you paint? Post examples

>>135459051
Prove you aren't shit first

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>>135459165
How old are you?

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Looking forward to the comments section opening later for this.

wew

>>135459051
Say it was painted by a Syrian child refugee. Should increase the asking price.

>>135459310
>>135459369
I can but I don't want to post anything because I would be selling it under my real name and I don't want to dox my self and at some point I might want to build an online profile.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs

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CRASH!

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BANG!

>>135457699
Patrish taste my man

Also, Lullaby instrumental

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WALLOP!

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What a video!

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>>135459487
Yeah!

YEAH!

>>135459439
>Cathrine Al-Bagdadi Bennett

This could be Islam inspired.

Need thoughts lads.

A while back I met a QT yank. She was over her studying for nine months and during those nine months I rode her hard and sent her back wet. She's married and in a poly relationship. I've now cut all ties. Completely.

I kinda miss her and yes I visited her family and met her husband and boyfriend, then blew my load on her face.

She's a complete libtard however and we have since brexit/trump totally fallen out

>>135459470
Well I might be interested in buying a painting of a seagull. Knowing it was painted by you would add another layer to the art.

>>135459571
THIS IS A HIGH CLASS BUREAU DE CHANGE

>>135459439
>i'll never get to sleeep in the presence of adult women.

I was going to do myself an injury to get into a mixed ward.

>>135459414
31 years of age.

>>135459470
Oh shush Kevin.

Also if you want cash you're probably best doing commissions for mpreg furry diaper fetishists.

>>135456444
>tfw childhood sweet heart was a nigger

>>135459589
>met her husband and boyfriend

She sounds like a complete gutter human.

>>135459589
She's 1 girl. There are loads of girls.

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>>135459659
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.

>>135459723
Aye but what a shag...

>>135459621
Let me guess, delivery address Hubble Rd, Cheltenham GL51 0EX ?

>>135459659
Knocks the shit out of Eastenders and Coronation Street desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQw3PxYpF1Q

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>>135459589
>I visited her family

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>>135459700
>31 years of age.
nice one lad, I hope to make it like you one day

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fucking kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
/ourgal/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo

>>135457110

Sorry anon, I've been distracted lately

And not by activities in the garden

>>135459777
I'm not familiar with this meme. I live in Yorkshire.

>>135459685
Just identify yourself as a woman when they change the tranny law

>>135459852
Google it.

>>135459470
i'll pay you £0.05 for you to fuck off Kev

>>135459811
In my most autistic of dreams I employ you as my butler, rightly as my provider, and Pube as my gimp.

>>135459165
Suggestions noted lad, personal anecdotes? my eyes are open

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say, does anyone know of a spare park like pic related in this country

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>>135459470
Post your canal lock and bridge painting for the guest posters

>>135459822
I do like a nice faggot every now and then

>>135460000
No it's shit I can paint better now.

>>135459810
Why is that horrifying? I got treated like a king and to show off why amerilards are inferior to me? They're all hoping for Bernie and 15 an hour.

>>135459589
>She's a complete libtard however and we have since brexit/trump totally fallen out

Boy does that one ring home.

>>135459876
Subtle memes are the best memes. No im not GCHQ. I'm actually not allowed to work for the secret services because my uncle is quite high up in the Canadian secret services. I applied for Mi5 and got down to the last few but they told me that my uncles job might lead to problems.

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>>135459470
>and I don't want to dox my self
only retards dox themselves on the intern-

>>135459945
My father married a Russian woman as his second wife. I've a bunch. Let me fire up the pc

Why are Armenian girls so beautiful? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv2gZd0eJ9A&t=84s

>>135459738
Not as many as you may think though really. Consider all the variations of women that you discard. For me:

>Must be 21-31
>Must be white
>Blue or green eyes
>Blonde hair preferred
>Must be intelligent
>Must be interested in the outdoors, willing to go camping and walk long distances without being a whining cunt
>Must find me funny
>Must be subservient to me while at the same time being confident and strong willed

That narrows it down a lot, and consider that I will only ever meet about 0.01% of the women who fit that category and we're pretty much down to half a dozen.

>>135460042
they actually don't look that bad

looks like a hearty economic meal during the war or something

>>135460143
>my uncle is quite high up in the Canadian secret services
>I applied for Mi5 and got down to the last few
Does that same uncle also work at nintendo?

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>>135459822
Not had these for ages - might get some next time if they still sell them.

>>135460209
I don't even know you and I know you can do much better.

>>135460209
Life is going to make you humble
hahah

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>>135459589
>Enabling a cheater
Shameful lad

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>>135459571

Pull down the blinds, i'm closing the bureau

for an hour

>>135460209
>I'd like a girl who is intrigued by me, but also slightly intimidated

>>135460278
Careful now. My dad works for 4chan and he'll ban you.

>>135460180
Awesome, was she hot? I'm pretty dead set on achieving an eastern european wifey

>>135460290
Brits always have those classic stick to your rib type meals from past hardships

>>135460197

>reminder that the only people who listen to that ASMR shite are needy virgins who've never had to endure a half-pissed gf chatting whispery bollocks in the dark when you're trying to get to sleep

>>135460143
>my uncles job might lead to problems
No shit they don't know where your allegiances lie

>>135460290

Big Clive did a mini review on Mr Brain Faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVEAUG0o9nw

>>135460404
I usually just have her lick my earhole if I want ASMR type intimacy

What do you guys think?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40763946

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>>135460130
I too know this feel

>>135460043
>POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT

>>135460390
Faggots n' pays ay it mate, cor goo rung.

>>135460463
>dem breadboards
lmao is he some sort of fucking electrical engineer?

Prove race is a factor in sexual assault statistics.

>>135460437
It wasn't even something I thought of when applying

>>135460290
Had a four pack the other day. Every comfy with sauce hotter than the sun

fave episode of kay's good cooking?????

>>135460639
They do extensive background checks on all your family

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>>135460318
We are going to buy what we want.

>>135460592
looks like a really simple circuit TBQH.

>>135460404
m8... I only listen to ASMR because it's relaxing and helps me fall asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnqPGC1U9_w

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>>135460659

Anything involving mince boiled in its own juices instead of browned.

>>135460592
>is he some sort of fucking electrical engineer?

Big Clive is to electronics as Ashens is to tat

tl;dr yes

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haha

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What the fuck is this ASMR shit?

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>>135460576
p-pardon?

>>135460751
This is meant to be disgusting right?

Any of you lads witnessed the greatness that is beetlejuice? Been on an absolute binge of recent, hits me right in the keks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKJc1sqtyDM

>>135460611
A 2011 study by the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre looked at the 2,379 potential offenders caught grooming girls since 2008. Of 940 suspects whose race could be identified, 26% were Asian, 38% were white and 32% were recorded as unknown. Asians are roughly 7% of the population.

A report for the children's commissioner in 2012 found there were 1,514 perpetrators. Of these, 545 were white, 415 were Asian and 244 were black. The ethnicity of 21% of perpetrators was not recorded. Attempts to analyse the Asian figure further runs into problems. Just 35 of the 415 Asians are recorded as having Pakistani heritage and thus highly likely to be Muslim, and only five are recorded as being from a Bangladeshi background. The heritage of 366 of the Asian group is not stated in those figures. - THE GUARDIAN

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>>135460463
>singh's mini mart in sheffield promoting itself in the comments

>>135460726
but if you watch the LEDs, there's clearly some sort of chip (or circuit, depending on your level of experience) controlling them

I'm an EE and even I don't have breadboards

>>135460819
Autism
Almost as bad as using a name on an anonymous imageboard
You gay cunt

>>135460718

Kek I love that one

>Errrrrrrr

>>135460093
I'm sorry that you had to date a libtard.
Sincerely,
a Yank.

>>135460313
I've had girlfriends lad and have one right now who near enough fits the bill, I'm not a permavirgin like most of you lot.

>>135460305
Do much better?

>>135460320
Correct.

>>135460353
Okay sorry m8

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>>135460819
I don't get it either. I don't like hearing their mouth move and make slapping noises right near my ear.

>>135460828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRslIa3-2Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRslIa3-2Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRslIa3-2Is

>>135460835

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Eeoqho-8k

Good British cooking, lad.

>>135460819
Brain wanking.

>>135460974
You sound like an awful person desu. I'm not even sure why you're on britpol if you think and behave the way you do.

>>135460819
Just background noise really. Some of it is pretty relaxing. It's supposed to, in its best form, give you a tingling sensation which some of them do for me.

I can't stand the tryharding girls doing it though, and the 'mouth sounds' just piss me off. #

I kinda like watching my missus do her makeup and stuff, it's relaxing, so I suppose it's just an extension of that.

>>135460404
It's rubbish for trying to get to sleep. Yes I've tried it. Once. White noise is the way to go.

>>135456318
I'd go.

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>>135461054
>talking about the noodles
"are they s'pposed to be soft?"

>>135460906
They literally say in the same article it's more to do with occupation

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>>135460947

>>135461054
Is this satire?

>>135460974
>Has a gf
>Has had multiple birds
>Still a virgin

Lmfao... fucking how?! How is this possible?! Does she not want to fuck? Why don't you just fuck her? I don't understand

How are you people so fucked up like this? Its bizarre to me

When I was 15 I was trying to fuck and finger anything that moved and succeeded when I fucked an older chick in some bushes

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>>135460730
Wew, one on the right is succubus material.

>>135461071
Awful why? Because I've got a pretty strict requirement for a woman? Or because I've had girlfriends?

Explain how your country can live with this, this is just sad.
https://twitter.com/AmericanHotLips/status/891278895521071108

>>135460387
She was smoking but then dad ruined her.

STORYTIME

>Be 24, also be me
>Meeting dad for first time since I was 8
>last thing he told me then was "You are the man of the family, you have to provide now." [this is relevant if I tell more stories]
>don't want to but GF insists, k.
>Holy shit he got fat, like so fat.
>Sit at a table while he smokes his pipe and I smoke my cigar.
>Women chat in background while russian wife does best hostess she can in broken english
>CIGAR I LIGHT, I VODKA POUR
>It's 11 am on a Tuesday but lol Russia.
>YOU ARE OF PEAS IN POD
>Stare at dad.
>NOW YOU MUST OF MEET BABUSHKA
>Babushka hears her name and basically kicks down the door, she's 80, was in KGB and was a motorcycle policewoman, eight gold teeth.
>She sits on my lap and takes a cigarette off GF.
>She feels my bicep.
>She doesn't speak english, wifey is translating
>IS OF STRONG MAN
>She stands up and checks my teeth
>THIS IS MAN WHO WILL LIVE LONG
>she runs her hands over my skull
>IS OF WISE MAN
>GF is pissing herself laughing as babushka pours a double vodka for herself
>She grabs my balls.
>THIS MAN WILL GIVE STRONG GRAND CHILDREN. MANY GRANDCHILDREN.
>Gf is dying
>Babushka hops down and walks over, she pokes GF in the belly.
>THIS ONE WILL GROW FAT. GET ANOTHER.

who would be worse off if the other one died? lee or kay?

>>135460974
>>135461179
i misread m8 but still.. it probably still applies to this gay board

>>135461155
Thats their interpretation of the facts. I've given you the data and proved that race is a factor in sexual assault cases like you asked.

>>135461054

The big pot of boiled mince genuinely makes me dry retch.

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>>135461195
>He follows alt right le maga XD sperg accounts

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>>135461167
How big is your reaction image folder? You seem to have the perfect image for every response

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svuPbOHWF-M

>>135460972
You got a sister?

Does she weigh less than 150lbs?

Are you in a southern state?

Are you white?

>>135461188
You currently have a girlfriend and you're thinking about this other woman who is just as despicable and disloyal as you are. If everyone was like you we'd all be fucked so i'm glad you're cancerousness is quarantined into just one person.

>>135461360
AND THEN TRIGGER MADE A FACE

>>135460143
secret leafs must get gassed

>>135456102
if david cameron fucked a dead pig in the mouth that had already been cooked beforehand why am i finding it less grotesque than it having not been cooked before he inserted his dallywonger into its mouth?


really. if you say human being instead of pig it absolutely gets worse by cooking it dosent it?

>>135461242
Well, did she grow fat?

>>135461054
>British cooking

British cooking peaked with Fanny Cradock 2bh lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWoXQSfQkDg

>>135461360
fucking classic lad

>>135461501
No idea, she got knocked up by me, aborted it, never saw her again, then she married a yank.
>this is why I drink

>>135461428
I lived in Canada for a year on an exchange. Canadian girls are simultaneously much more sexually active and warmer/kinder. Also have you seen how handsome Trudeau is. Did you know he boxes? I find that very interesting.

>>135460974
are you the lad who's got a complex because your uncle Tony raped you in a beach hut?

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>>135461481
Reminder that there is literally zero proof that Dave fucked a pig other than a rumour that was spread by a bitter old man because he got snubbed for a job that he tried to buy himself into.

>>135461518
masterchef, year on year, is the best tv cooking i have ever seen

>>135460942
Probably just an arduino, or a couple of 555s.

>>135461360
DO US A FAVOUR RODDERS LAD

>>135461587
Hm, aborted without discussion?

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>>135461360
You dozy twat, Rodney.

>>135461518
Fanny Cradock was a real bobby dazzler

>>135461311
Decent size don't have a relevant reaction image for this question though : (

>>135461687
>t. Pig

someone redpill me on kay's good cooking

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>>135461881
t. lord cuckcroft

>>135461695
>implying 555s aren't chips

I don't remember, can you make them out of caps too? I mean if you get the calculations right.

arduinos are fucking cheap and useful af too
we used one for our design project, and including the enclosure and a breakout board (not including our time) we were able to replicate some $3000 home automation device for under $100

>>135461840
>Am in africa
>skype, lol I'm pregnant
>awesome!
>I'm aborting
>but
>See you in 2 months!

>>135461865
>Fanny Cradock was a real bobby dazzler

Ooof, not 'arf m8

>>135461917
>that face
i don't think i can eat food made by such an ugly person

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>>135461360
>>135461412
>>135461723
>>135461850

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>>135461871
Poor show lad. I expecting more.

well lads, I started getting back into anime again by watching pokemon

was there ever a better anime in history than pokemon?

Just ate seven packets of prawn cocktail discos lads. What should I expect?

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O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Wow guys isn't that national anthem so based! Canadian MEN absolutely destroyed those traitorous Americans to the south. Also have you ever tried their maple syrup it's delicious. I for one will certainly migrate there and encourage other to do the same. Canada is BASED. Their national animal is a MOOSE the TOUGHEST animal in the animal kingdom. We should all move there.

t.Fellow Brit
Rule Britannia guys haha

>>135461944
I don't think an RC timer would work digitally like that.

You could make something like that using discrete cmos/ttl logic gates. Had to do something like that with wire wrapping when I did my masters a few years ago.

>>135462079
Dragonball

>>135462079
anime is for queers

>>135462095
>prawn flavour anything

disgusting cunt

>>135461179
I said I'm not a permavirgin...

>>135461258
Okay. Yeh I don't really see how people can get to their mid 20's and not have had a shag, but I guess if they're shy or totally autistic then it makes sense. It's a shame though, because I think the longer somebody waits before having sex, the more of a 'thing' it becomes.

My first time was with some little slag in her mum's living room after we watched The Business. If I got to know I think I'd be a fucking nervous wreck about it all and would put so much worry into it being shit (which first times generally are) that I'd probably not want to risk the 'relationship' by being a shit shag. I dunno.

>>135461406
I'm not thinking about any other woman. I'm saying that finding 'the one' is hard considering there are so few women who would meet your list of requirements, and the fact that you will likely never meet them.

I don't think you even have a clue what you're talking about desu

>>135462079
gundam

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Gonna lose my virginity next week lads

>>135461949
Damn, son. Dese bitches lad, they're a different species i tells you. Did this event have any effect on your opinion on abortion legality out of interest?

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>EU explores account freezes to prevent runs at failing banks

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-eu-banks-deposits-idUSKBN1AD1RS

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>>135462095
One of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHEiOfxUFI

>>135461626
No. But why do you assume that from my post?

>>135461626
I thought that was rightly so

>>135456468
1997 was 20 years ago

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>>135462218
forgot pic

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>>135462205
I hate people like you. Like I can't just scroll up and confirm what i've said. You have a girlfriend and you miss this other DISGUSTING human being whom you cheated on with.

>>135462238

Kek

>Not having your own central bank

£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

>>135462151
watched dragonball as a kid, didn't like it as much as pokemon
>>135462165
>anime is for queers
normally I'd agree but pokemon has always held a softspot in me heart until they banned it in primary school

>>135462126
>I don't think an RC timer would work digitally like that.
you could get it pretty close though, i reckon

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>>135461687
>>135461935
Lord Ashcroft is /ourguy/

>>135462456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxzbh6vPRZg
best amv i've seen in years

Moving onto a big slab of smoked cheese now lads. Wish me luck. What should I wash this all down with?

>>135462457
That wasn't my post you fucking pleb

>>135462543
Whiskey

>>135462444
>1997 was 20 years ago

20 years ago I was 20yo

I was really 21 but said 20yo for artistic licence

>>135462457
>giving a fuck about women
lmao i've cheated on every bird i've had since the age of 16

cry more you massive faggot

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>>135462051

>>135462543
Whisky

Been away for over a week lads, give me a quick rundown of recent political/cultural events. Are we still fucked?

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>>135462543
More disco of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQjx79dR8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQbZ9gjRCTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

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>>135462095
>prawn cocktail discos lads

lmao I never realized that Meowth was the Jew

>>135462630
>>135462696
>whisk(e?)y
absolute rank filth tbph

>>135462543
At least use some nice crackers or crusty bread with it. Wash it down with any alcohol you can get your hands on.

>>135462631
Do you have a family? Does shitposting make you neglect them?

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>>135462677
>tfw Rimmer's bark is worse than his bite

>>135462723
I've got a packet of dried mango for afters.

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>>135462224
What's the fellas name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3FS71Tgzw

>>135462647
I don't particularly care about individual women but I do care about the nation. If people like you were the norm we'd all be fucked. I hate you. Absolute scum.

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>>135456102
>David Cameron fucked a pig edition
That was an awesome day for memes