Why can't women or burgers cook anymore?

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>>135450893
get bent leaf

SAGE

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>>135450893
>>135451010
Seriously. Fuck off with this slide thread BS.
Day of the rake, leaf.

>saged

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>>135451010
>>135451532
Why can't you burgers cook?

Just a few decades ago it was a critical life skill and your population wasn't 50% obese.

>>135452152
I will say this. I can cook better than any woman I've ever known. However I worked in Michelin kitchens so none of you faggots know how to cook as far as I'm concerned.

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>>135452734
Microwaving cheese macaroni does not count as a michelin star kitchen

I'm talking about taking raw ingredients and actually creating something from scratch.

maybe 1% of the population can make a loaf of bread.

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>>135450893
>Calling that a burger.

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>>135453347
Instead of spending 50 cents to make a fresh loaf of bread 99% of people go buy bread at the store for $3-5 then they die of a stroke from the salt at age 35

>>135453569
It's actually a real burger

>fresh lamb patty
>avocado
>mozzarella cheese
>blue cheese
>grilled portabello mushroom
>tomato
>aioli

Cost me $2.50 leaf bucks, all made from scratch versus a Big Mac for $7

I'd rather keep grill duties to myself. I'm outside with fresh air away from all forms of electronics, usually with a decent beer in hand. Making fire and cooking meat is fun and I don't want to lose that.