Make a /pol/ rap

Fuck off with that nigger music.

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
To sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a board called pol

In the basement was where I born and raised
On my x box was where I spent most of my days wacking to porn all cool
And fucking with the jews on pol.
When a couple of heebs who were up to no good
Started making bagels in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said your going to leave the basement.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a slap round my head and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well go'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking sunny delight out of a plastic cup
Is this what the people of the poor lodging living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're pussy fagotsall that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the gamer boy

Well, the bus stopped and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to my bed sit

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne and play games all day

>>135439296
Not to the tune of FPB but here is a poem:

Trump, Trump for President, Trump! Kick those cucks off the stump!

The Jew proceeded to screw
The underage bitch with a pump
Stephen Colbert got as quare as a pare
and bent over spreading his rump shouting: vote for president, Vote For President, VOTE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Old George Soros the cooch, sipped on a bottle of hooch. Fag Jon Oliver and one Michael Toliver ran off to diddle the pooch. Shouting vote for president, vote for president, vote for president HOOCH!