Why didn't you save her from the jew /pol/?

he's /ourguy/

Think of all the tight disney girl cunny he's decimated.

>>135436002
Dan " if she's a minor, I've prolly been inside her" schnieder.

What did they call him?

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>>135436002
no one is safe around him

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wtf is wrong with this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc

>>135437098
Dan "Pedo contact from TV contracts" Schnieder.

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crafty kike

>>135437432
>tears in her eyes

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>>135440309

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>>135442525
dan is the man

>>135436002

DEATH TO ALL (((PEDOPHILES)))

>>135437499
WTF?!?

>>135442525
>>135442639
Haha, fuck

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>>135436002
Dan Schneider is /ourguy/

>>135436002
What's his name?

>>135440309
I mean, it's only natural.
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Cosgrove's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob, and Cosgrove moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>135436002
How could I?
I'm the same age as her.

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>>135443924
You never deserved your Empire...

>>135436002
Dan "the cheek divider" Schneider

>>135437238
what the FUCK how is this real

>>135443924
lol the best pasta to come out of /mu/

>>135445979

I remember seeing this on tv when I was teen.

Pretty weird

>yfw number of ex-Nick women who come out with details of abuse when Dan "Pussy Collider" Schneider dies

I'd say at least 12.

>>135436002

He looks like a pedo but I get the vibe that Zack and Cody are more his thing, the flirting with the girls is a cover

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>>135446990
>the feet shit is just a psy-op to take attention away from his real kink, the boys.

>>135437432
>>135440309
>>135442525

It's fear. Pure fear.

>>135447164

EggZackly

>>135443456

Good lord

>>135437098

Dan the Diaper Sniper Schneider

>>135437098
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Scheider

>>135437098
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider

>>135436002

Dan "She was a fighter, til i slid it inside her." Schneider

>>135437499
Dude what the fuck lol that's so creepy. Confirmed Coke Can Dan

>>135437499
>Take a pic and we will follow until our fingers get sore [paraphrased]
... gosh

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>>135444118

>>135450228
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

>>135436002
Would that be Dan "if she's not a yid, I'll rape that kid" Schneider?