My sainted mother was holocausted by Mengele himself!
He boiled her down into fat which he used to shine his boots and spread on his toast.
However, she had beautiful skin so he had her made into a lampshade and put her on a golden lamp stand.
When Hitler came to Auschwitz in 1927 to gas Jews for himself Mengele gave the lamp to him as a gift.
After the war I tracked her down to a warehouse in Hoboken and brought her home.
Her lamp is beside me as I write this. So don't tell me the holocaust is a hoax!??
>>135431973
Wasn't Hitler a dirty Bohemian drug addicted artist hippy in 1927 before Daddy Rothschild gave him tunnza shekels????
>>135431973
>being so new he doesn't realize that holocaust denial is a meme which we use to scare off the newfags and normies
>thinking we unironically deny the holocaust even though there's so much evidence of it happening
top kek.
As long as they used all her parts and didn't waste her its the way nature intended and I have no problem with it
>>135431973
>>135432236
>>135432571
Ironically....
>>135431973
Is she okay/
>>135431973
Also....
>>135431973
>>135433316
Which leads too....
>>135432571
Oh shit now I don't know which is true
>>135432571
yeah whatever you say, shlomo.
>>135432236
He was such a Jew that he claimed zero income from his book for taxes because it "for political purposes".
The nazis had out of this world cremation technology. They didn't even have to deal with the shards and bone fragments or pulverize them, they just turned them into dust. Also the time was astonishing, 30 minutes for 80 bodies! Simply amazing. We could all learn a thing or two from the nazis.
They were so effective they could gas and incinerate thousands a day and turn them to dust!
They also had special 6mm pistols that didn't kill with a headshot because of their small caliber. Doesn't matter though, they were turned into dust within 30 minutes!
>>135436427
At least you're having a good laugh.
>>135436916
I keep thinking ill make a thread at some point but im reading other books at the moment and put this ridiculousness on hold. BTW this is I Was Doctor Mengele's Assistant and it's a "sworn testimony"