If you had a time machine what would you do ?

help hitler
win the lottery
fix my autistic moments and get qt gf

>>135423461
Don't let my parents die :(

>>135423593
this pretty much sums it up.

I might go to the late 1930s and circulate current year footage taken from each allied country and tell them that they won the impending war.

>>135423461
Go to the day Marx and Engels started the manifesto, kill both of them, then firebomb the building to destory everything. Then, leftist safari around Europe, hoping to bag me a Bakunin.

>>135423461
kill my parents so im never born

>>135423461
Buy lehman brothers stocka

>>135423461
Fap into primordial soup.

>>135423461
kill Mohammet, yes THE Mohammet.

>>135423461
Ohhhhhhhhh cooooooomelyyyyyyyyy i wiiiiiillll be withhhhh you when you lose your braiiiiiiins

>>135423461

Time vacations

>See black roman britain with your eyes
>See Amelia Bassano write Shakspeare first hand
>Observe as the turkish hordes walk trough europe with their cannons of peace
>The horrible and distorted christian society in the middle east for being the only one progress to the land

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fpbp

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Prevent black slaves from coming to the United States.

Then we wouldn't have a perpetually angry black minority.

>>135423461
id finger anne frank

>>135423662
Prevent myself from killing your parents :^[

Goto 1940: nuke London also nuke Jew York
Goto 1941: nuke Moscow

>>135424268
Even better, hunt and kill all arabs and niggers back when there were only a few doezen of them.

>>135424589
why did you do it though?

>>135423461
>go back to the first puddle where goo turned into life
>piss and shit directly into it
>dive in cannonball style to ensure it mixes turbunently as i disappear from existance due to the alteration of timeline

Make sure the United States completely annexes Mexico like it was originally going to do at the end of the Mexican-American War.

>not realizing that at most you'd delay the inevitable
you might as well just do something you'd enjoy

>>135424347
He said time machine, not alternate universe machine

>>135423461
probably just steal heaps of shit i didnt need, for the lulz.

>>135423461
Fuck Anne Frank.

Go to concentration camps and film the inside while they're running. And of course sire hundreds of children of every race so that by my time the white population might have a fighting chance

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>>135424948

You mean BBC was lying?

>>135424948
Are you implying we wusnt romans n shiiit?
Das raciss.

>>135423461
Kill moot

>>135423461
Go back in time, steal a fuckload of money, go into the future to find out the outcome of Mayweather v McGregor, then come back and make bets.

>>135425073
>go back in time with a profound disguise that tricks women into thinking your a deity and that they need to have sex with you to birth the messiah
>cuck the whole world
truly enlightened

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>>135424781
Great idea

>>135424304
IIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOU JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEESUS CHRIAIAIAIAST

>>135423461
Rape and murder Anne Frank, and then cum on her mother's face.

>>135425257

KEK

>>135424185
you would probably be born with different ones

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>>135423461
Give a pen to that poor girl

>>135423461
I'd go way WAY WAAAAAAY back and shoot the first jew.

All world problems solved.

>>135423461
>go back to 1630s Europe
>30 years war in full heat
>prevent Gustav II Adolf's death

>>135423461
Punch Mark Zuckerbergs dad in the balls.

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>>135425513
I see what you did there

Go back and invent all the cool things and ideas from the future and become a rich genius lawl

>>135423461
Accuse Mayer Amschel Rothschild of witchcraft and heresy, then call the inquisitor and the mob

>>135423461
sink the Amistad.

>>135426643
and all other slave ships returning from Africa.

>>135423461
fuck the shit out of her

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>>135423461
I would destroy it because I understand the potential consequences of fucking with that sort of thing. Nothing good would come from it. Time travel isn't going to be possible anyways. The mere action of traveling backwards in time would create an extra event, which could possibly create a disruption that prevents you or the creator of the time machine from ever being born. This opens a whole new can of shit. And would the action of traveling back in time not be infinitely repeated once that time rolls around again? How would you stop infinite copies of yourself from showing up wherever you teleported to? Time travel itself creates more problems than it could ever solve. I'm an /sci/ fag so obviously I'm looking at this from a scientific standpoint, not that of a science fiction movie.

TLDR time is weird don't fuck with it

>>135424142
This. And also Herzl and other founders of Zionism.

>>135427049
>worrying about the world getting messed up when you live in 2017
>not just doing something crazy and fun for shits and giggles

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>>135426643

OY VEY, anti-semite, mysogenistic and racist, can´t you see niggers can´t swim?

>>135423461
Go back in time to the primordial soup. Take a shit inside. Go forward.
Humans are now Poomans .I transform into one because laws of the universe. Live a very pooish life.

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>>135427325
>I transform into one because laws of the universe. Live a very pooish life
Nice try Bulgaria

>>135427263
>travel back in time to 1900
>this action happens again and again every 117 years
>this is in the future, except time is bent in such a way that you're going back to 1900
>you see the results then instantly
>there are an infinite amount of (You) floating around in space
Yeah, sounds like fun.

>>135427486
Why must you follow me? I should've never made that post.

>>135423461
Assassinate Lenin.
Help Hitler.
Help Africa.
Help Arabs.
Come back to my Shitland as a God-Hero.
Rule alongside all other race lords, me being Mixed Race God.
Work together to expand Science.
Conquer the Universe as the Empire of Mankind.

>>135427486
No seriously how come I keep bumping into you?
Same anon from that thread btw

>>135427613
>infinite amount of (you)s
>get them all synced in meditation
>transcend into one godlike being

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>>135427981
You'd all just die in the vacuum of space. This is why it's a good thing that we don't have time machines.

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>>135423461
>scan thread
>disappoint

>>135427821
>Same anon from that thread btw
I haven't posted that screencap more than once since I took it months ago..it must have caught on somewhat

>>135423461
I'd find that damn Anne Frank. Why didn't they just fucking check the attic?

Now we have Jews everywhere! FUCK

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>>135423461

Save Anne Frank and have my own post-war baby boom with her.

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>>135428067

Hold up I'll post it.

>>135428167
Hope so. Hope you're not stalking me or anything.

>>135423461
i would sink titanic before it ever left the port

Something something I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank something

>>135428387
>Hope you're not stalking me or anything.
OK now I am

Have Esther killed before Xerxes finds her and she convinces him not to kill all the jews.

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>>135423461

first off, SAGE

if i had a time machine, i am gonna side with the Spaniards and then encourage them to BLEACH or outright genocide most of the native population.
Finally convince the Spanish monarchs to make the Philippines into an autonomous region with a militant Christian attitude

I'd kill Edison. I'd kill Rockefeller and I'd kill Churchill if he was a viable threat in that timeline after those two died.

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>>135428059
>infinite number of (you)'s reach moksha in a state of Christconsciousness at death
>be reborn into a godlike super human through the massive spiritual energy

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>>135428481
So... what're you up to tonight?

>>135428553

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>135423593
pretty much hit it on the head. (also buy prestock in microsoft and apple.)

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>>135428659
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

>>135423461

Bomb the secret meeting that gave rise to the Federal Reserve Bank.

>>135428659
go to bed, jeff

>>135428757

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

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>>135428807

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>135425746
this may be a bigger deal than we think if we dont act to keep kuckeberg from becoming something.

>>135428864


Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>>135428790

It's 2PM right now, why the fuck would I be in bed?

>>135428167
also
>months ago
It was literally a year ago I know you were there

>>135423461
Kill this bitch and wipe my ass with muh diary

>>135423461
go on project high jump and find out what really is down or over there in antartica we cant find out about.

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>>135428526

>not fucking Esther and putting a bastard in her belly

What's wrong with you?

>>135423461
Rescue Anne Frank and have 6 million jewish kids with her

>>135428947

Seriously. This is the time where your average American /pol/ack wakes up, stuffs his face with red bull and chicken tendies to prepare for the next 48 hours of shitposting.

>>135423461
set random houses on fire to encourage cooperation in the pursuit of hidden sandniggers

>>135429046
>I know you were there
Yeah I was in the thread, I took the screencap
>It was literally a year ago
Oh how time flys

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>>135429214

Only correct answer^^^

Keep Anne constantly pregnant until her womb is all dried up and her vagina looks like the Eastern Front from giving birth so many times

>>135424391
This, but in Brazil, also fuck it, stop from bringing them anywhere near the american continent. And genocide the native jndians or send them all back to Asia.

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>>135423461

Time travel fascinates the fuck out of me but as this anon said >>135427049 time travel is not to be fucked with and the unintended consequences are enormous.
Keep in mind the butterfly effect. If simply killing 1 person can vastly alter the future, imagine killing or saving an empire.

/pol/ is thinking small time but if I were to go back I would try to save the Byzantine Empire from being conquered. Imagine how different history would have played out if it never fell. I would love someone to do an alternate history video of what would have happened if it survived.

Either that or I would assassinate all the intellectuals involved with the frankfurt school

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>>135425588
check'd

>>135423461
>Pick my own cotton
Or
>Stop myself from being born
It's a tie.

Nothing.
Time travel makes you gay

>>135423461
Fuck the virgin Mary so that I could make Jesus. Then I would Muhammad's mother. After that I fuck Abraham's wife Sarah. I continue this with every religious figure's mother and wives, and in turn becoming the reason our world is so autistic.

>>135429680
Remember time travel isnt possible.

>>135423461

murder saul alinsky.

>>135429982 cont.
After this I go to the beginning of the universe and fuck what ever deity is there and cause the big bang.

>>135429516
Dude, we need to clone her for real. Let's look it up if anyone got her DNA. We need to do this.
One clone for you and one for me

Go back in time and kill slavers / convince everyone that we do not need slavery in the US.

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>>135423461
Ask the ayys to not genetically engineer humans.

>>135429820

Pick your own cotton and make a nice swear for Anne

Go back to my old 14y old self, tell myself the lotteries. When to invest and where. And then kill attali, fabius, henry-levy and every jew that parasite the french governement and europe since the last 40y

>>135430099
I continue my journey and then fuck eve ten times so that everyone can have my fucking genes. If eve is not there I fuck the homo sapiens and become everyone's granddaddy. I then create an army of autistic homo sapiens and become God.

>>135429167
>putting your dick in the jew girl

by jew rules the kid is defo a jew
bad idea, friendo

>>135427049
>>135429680

To fuck my favorite pregnant Dutch Jewish qt, I'd risk it. Not like there's anything in this world remotely worth preserving anyway.

>>135423461
Introduce modern repeating rifles and metallurgy to my Nordic ancestors.

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>>135430485

Come on, you could literally put your kid on the throne of the Persian Empire.

Plus, you get to cuck the antagonist of 300.

>>135423461
I's stick my Jew in her Gas Chamber!

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>>135423461

>>135423593
You were supposed to post this >>135425014

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>>135430132

They're still trying to find her body.

Some Dutchanon last year claimed he was related to her and that the U.S. government had taken samples of his DNA for identifying her bones.

He also said the South was the right side of the Civil War, which is cool.

>>135430972

You were supposed to post >>135428553

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>>135423593
fpbp

Also prevent Pickett's Charge and ride with Hood to sack D.C....as well as convince the apartheid government in and the AWB in ZA to ally with my lottery winnings to use their nukes to blackmail the West into fucking off. Threaten those cocksuckers with nuking a major city and I would think shit would have been different.

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>>135423461
go and give her a biro pen before it was invented because thats what her diary is written in.

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afk going and getting a nazi costume it'll drive the conspiracy theorists nuts.

>>135423461
Bring a /pol/ army to Arabia around 600 AD and remove sandniggers before marching to Africa.

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>>135423461
Well, it's not too far from my to-do list.

>>135423461
kill the serpent outside of the garden

notice this answer necessarily supersedes all others, in absolute terms

>>135431182
Time travel confirmed

>>135423461
Fuck off Jeff

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>>135431323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_omHQwYh8

>>135431487
quiet you

>>135431109
True

Prevent me from being born

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>>135423461
Go back to before the ride began and just enjoy life.

How was annes life with Jeff?
Do you think she is happy with him?
Would he be obsessed enough to rape her if she didnt like him back?

>>135431603
>implying a state ruled by doctors would be a bad idea

Thinking about this stupid shit is just mental masturbation. If you learned something that can approve your life just apply it now. You can't change the past faggots.

>>135431845
she luvd his peanus weanus!!

penis wenis! haha

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>>135431875
>take 2 opium and call me in the morning..........if you survive.

go watch a single episode of star trek.

https://youtu.be/T9w8JDfUZ64

>>135431845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F32Anbaz7Uw

>>135431386
my answer still beats the whole thread

Kill all the fathers of Communism as they are infants.

>>135432409

Kill god

>>135431845

>rot away from Typhus in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp

OR

>be the mistress of a popular American musician, you will go on to have children, and they will be properly cared for by a decent father at the very least

The choice is pretty fucking obvious

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>>135423461
prevent isreal

>>135424589
because i paid him to kill your parents

>>135432409
rly makes you think

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realized that every event around obama was staged by hollywood

his personal photographer would not have been told of the raid on Obama unless it was fake

obama's image is more controlled than Beyonce - that is why he is hidden away since he left the white house

>>135434321

I'm still wondering what that one Air Force guy is looking at.

Porn maybe?

>>135423461
become a serial-rapist and never be caught

>>135423461

Kill Lincoln before he can be elected

I created this from studying their files. and I think i do their remote viewing when they lock me in mental institutions. MK (insert name here?) https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

A: Map Deja Vu

1. It is true that mixing certain types of drugs induce this sensation, so the subject should be given the two drugs (Deja Vu Inducing Drug, and MRI tracing chemicals,) while in an MRI device to measure all neural activity with date and time of all activity while subject is sleeping
2. When the subject feels the Deja Vu experience in the future he must also be in a brain mapping machine (MRI?) to detect which tracing chemicals work and which parts of the brains neurons are used (may also be electrically excited water molecules traversing time and space)
3. Map both ends of the experience of many subjects to then move said electro/chemical/frequency activity to a large scale machine.

B. Time Machine Construction

1. In a spherical tank filled with superconducting water insert said time traveler / remote probe.
2. Using electromagnets with an advanced capacitor bank oscillating at the frequency to make the energy of the superconductive liquid negative it should generate the harmonic frequency needed to simulate the mapped experiences with correct input/output time.
3. Generate the same field frequency in lab and find probe/traveler output time to make corrections to the universal calculation clock.

Basically big magnets pull on each other in a sphere the make the liquid inside charge go negative and move. Where go? IdonKnow, maybe Idaho if you catch my flow.

The threads I post this in get deleted quick. So lets watch the FEDs scramble to close it.

>>135424682

>implying they didn't always breed like rabbits

>>135423461
kill OP before he creates this shit

>>135423461
Go back to 1998 and play Ocarina of Time for the first time again as an innocent, happy child.

>>135428896
10/10 would masturbate to massive wall of text again

>>135423461
give her a ballpoint pen.

>>135438292

It's even better with the drawings to help me visualize it

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>>135437401
Sh... ut up!

>>135437401

Good choice

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>>135438957

>ywn be a six year old entranced by Legend of Zelda for the first time.

feelsbadman

>>135423461

Fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank

>>135423461
Propose myself to women knowing I could undo it so I can finally get a girlfriend
And kill all jews I guess

>>135423461
Kill Jeff Mangum.

>>135440603

We all would

Ride a Motherfucking T-Rex shooting lasers at shit, not givin a fuck bout stuff

>>135443457

>inb4 anon's lasers are found 65 million years later and are treated as ancient alien technology.

>>135423461
If it could be used multiple times? The first thing I would do is go back and stop myself from ending my friendship with my best friend and invest in bitcoin before going back to stop the Russian Revolution.

>>135444522

Become a tutor to Tsar Nicolas II and teach him how to be a fair and just ruler to all his subjects so he doesn't piss people off into rising up against him.

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>>135423461

> Assyrians before the conquest of Aram --> eradicated

> further Middle Eastern belligerents that crop up throughout history --> selectively purged

> would-be Western slave traders --> strangled in their cribs

> modern-day (((multiculturalists))) (ie - Ms Spectre) --> one way trip back in time to 1260's Karakorum (ie - Kublai Khan's doorstep) . . . so they can practice what they preach of course

>>135444295
Yeah right that shit would be dope, I would also go back in time on a Monkey Fucking Mission to procreate with all the Neanderthals making humans evolve more quickly and creating an impenetrable timeline that cannot lead to me not being created. I AM THE EVOLUTION OF MAN
(Insert Evil Laughter)

>>135444731
I'll also need to tell him to never trust a cunt named Rasputin.

>>135445744

Better yet. Kill Rasputin, take his place, and lead Russia to a new age of glory.

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>>135445319

>become the Missing Link

I can't tell if this is a picture of Ann Frank or Lauren southerns baby picture

>>135447697

Anne Frank was a lot hotter Tbh

Would've looked even hotter with a baby bump hanging off her.

>>135433452

But where will we send the Jews then?

I'd use it to get ladies

time travel

>>135449947

/thread/

>>135423461
Go back and take out the gook who let McCain out of the jungle

>>135432602
Better yet, give their mothers free abortions.

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>>135450263

>not telling the gook to shoot McCain on sight

>>135423461
I'd travel back in time and rape myself so I lose my virginity twice

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>>135450728

So you'd go back in time to get a T-Rex to defend the Jews from the Holocaust?

>>135450732

Communism in a nutshell everyone

>>135450728

Hey wait a sec, why does that Stug III have a swastika painted on the back? The Wehrmacht used the Iron Cross on their tank.

>>135425513

BiC is shit Tbh

Leibel is where it's at.

>>135423461

Introduce the properties of electrostatics before combustion engines take root.

pick the correct goddamed lottery numbers

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Dump Nicki MInaj off on a slave plantation.

Drop Lady Gaga off in Auschwitz.

Probably kill Gavrilo Princip so WW1 doesnt happen and the white world doesnt collapse.

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>>135453228

This

Also, drop Katy Perry off with a bunch of Indians with her cow meat dress so they rape/lynch her.

>>135424781
No man - then all of Mexico would have our high-resource country to breed in.

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>>135424781
>>135453833

ALL OF MEXICO!

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Fuck cleopatra, but tip Caesar on the ides of march, tell the romans how to do some basic shit that wasn't around back then, and fuck cleopatra some more.

Or give udet the blueprints to the me 262 and Rommel/guderian the blueprints to the panzer IV l/70 in 1933. Tell them to start immediately and build only those.

Give Japan a couple shonen jumps and a blunt and tell them to chill out.

>>135454352
*jagdpanzer iv l/70

>>135423461
I would go back in time to the fifties and live a nice peaceful life with a loving wife and children. That's all I want, I don't think I'm being greedy here.

>>135454715
Racist.

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>>135454715

This. But with a cute Dutch Jewish girl, five kids (at least), and a farm in the Shenandoah Valley.

>>135454715
I never specified the race, at this point I don't care what race she'd be as long as she's loving and kind.

>>135454832
whoops.
>>135454925

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>>135424347
How about butterfly effect tourism, instead?
Drop a few of these off and enjoy the show.

>>135455085
>hop around time to see how they reacted and developed from it

>>135454925

I think that's most of /pol/ Tbh

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>>135425208
THIS

>>135423461
Make sure the Jewish race is wiped out once they are found. Better safe then sorry.

>>135425208

Before or after he sells 4chan?

>>135423461
Stpe the salve trade, not because i think slavery is bad, but i want to keep the niggers out of the US

>>135459946

Might want to stop the Araba slave trade then since that was the basis for the Atlantic one

>>135428285
>>135428382
>>135428553
>>135428757
>>135428864

>A heavily pregnant Anne Frank will never pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>She will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy.
>She will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks

feelsbadman

>>135425119
It would be news if they weren't lying.

Kill Himmler and Hess, place Rommel in charge of all military operations totally and absolutely. Kill Hitler if he refused to go along with it.

Kill Henry VII

>>135423461
Tell Americans that don't know they are going to be America yet to ship the niggers back and pick their own fucking cotton until they figure out automation.

>>135462533

You could just tell Georg Elser to set the timer on that bomb back another 10 minutes

Train with Musashi and Jigoro Kano...bang lots of now dead Japanese pussy...

>>135465030

Oooh good one

>>135461925

ikr

I just want a little Jewfu to kiss my children to bed and tell them she loves them.

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>>135423461
Find who my father is (left before I was born)

Beat up childhood bullies in front of my younger self, cuz why not? Also tell younger self not to be a pussy.

Basically everything in fpbp >>135423593

Maybe try to become a new Hitler too, just go back when you fuck something up and you'll get there eventually.


You literally cannot fuck up with a time machine unless you kill your parents and cause a paradox or something.

>>135467746

Except if you help Hitler, you might prevent your own birth because the events that led to your parents/grandparents' conceptions are altered.

>>135468161
Yeah I probably would just stick with trying to be Hitler 2.0 rather than mess with history that much and likely cause many paradoxes.

Still win lottery and keep gf tho.

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>>135423461

Kill OP before he can make this thread for the 6,000,000th time

>>135423461
Shoot Emmanuel Celler in the head point blank before he pens the 1965 immigration act.

>>135469843

kek saved

>>135469997

this

Go back in time and give Anne Frank a present of a biro!

Fast forward to the next mega million lotto, record the winning number, rewind to thd day beforehand and play those numbers,

Go back in time and bring Claus von Stauffenberg back to the present.

>>135425257
Go back to instagram

Fucking underage normies

>>135472187

He'd probably make sure to pack twice was much explosives into that bag.

>>135472511
Would Mutti Merkel give him a medal if she could?

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>>135423461
Kill Hitler and save the six gorillion

>>135473305
and win the Second World War for Germany?

>>135472900

She probably wouldn't accept any packages from him.

>>135473305

Wait, why would the Jews be gassing Trump?

>>135423593
This except for the helping Hitler part. I'd go back further to make sure the First World War didn't wreck our Western-Atlantic civilization.

>>135423593
Panty waste thinking they could change history. You're a dull nobody now and you'll be a dull nobody with a time machine.

>>135423461
>Go back to 1750 with cotton gin eliminating need for niggers
>Warn the Fathers of Jewish media
>Cement the meaning of the 2nd amendment
>tell them about oil and not to share it
>electricity
>Kill Alexander Hamilton

>>135424520
I'd totally knock her up so the preggo anime would be more authentic

>>135423461
Rape the hottest woman I can find
Go back In time and do it again
Rinse cum repeat

Kill Mohamed
Kill marx
Kill Rothschilds

>>135474171

>Go back to 1750 with cotton gin eliminating need for niggers

Except the cotton gin led to the entrenchment of slavery because it made cotton extremely profitable.

If anything, you'd want to delay the invention of the cotton gin by 10-15 years so slavery whittle away in the meantime.

>>135474369

Good man.

>>135475438
Cotton gin was invented after 1776. Hence why I would give it to them before. Slavery could be removed and blamed solely on the Brits.

>>135475998

Except the cotton gin was an economic motivator for the expansion of slavery. Slavery was on the decline right up until that point because the previous biggest cash crop, tobacco was extremely difficult to grow and pick.

>>135476418
Okay then.
>Go back to 1750 with farm equipment eliminating need for niggers
>Warn the Fathers of Jewish media
>Cement the meaning of the 2nd amendment
>tell them about combustion engine and oil and not to share it
>electricity
>Kill Alexander Hamilton

Better?

>>135477210

Much better

Also, warn them about what will happen to whites on Haiti if the Haitian Revolution succeeds.

>>135424781
make sure canada is annexed in 1812 and mexico will be inevitable

>>135477914

We tried that in 1812 and it didn't work

Better to avoid the War of 1812 altogether

>>135477757
Okay.

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>>135423461
Play the lottery or steal an upcoming blockbuster invention. Get super wealthy become the.....Iron Man of our time, drop soros off at putin's doorstep shit like that.

>>135478198
Stop watching capeshit. Please.

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>>135423461
Go back to 1935 with videos of how non whites are destroying western civilization show them to all the superpowers.

>>135423461
make sure its the French and not the English that conquer canada

>>135424391
blacks were slaves.
you don't know what it's like to be a black man in America.
They shouldn't have been brought to America to be slaves.
Who cares what it's like to be white?
Whites aren't treated like shit by the majority of whites for hundreds of years.
I more believe a black man knows what it's like to be white (especially a poor oppressed white) than a white dork would know about being black in America.

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>>135423461
WE HAD THIS THREAD EVERY DAY FOR YEARS

>>135423461
This fucking slide thread gets posted a lot and it always works. Sage

>>135424185
4chan: the post

>>135439104
>Being 6yo in 1998

fag

>>135423593
>help hitler

You deserve a bullet to your head.

>>135454352
>>135454352

Hitler needed to calm the fuck down about building supertanks and just mass produce shit like M4s and T-34s. Clearly the Tiger was a superior tank but if its cheaper to make lightly armored tanks then thats more useful then having some heavy ass King Tiger that can't even cross a bridge

>>135423461
go back in time and fuck my mother so that i became my own father and created an infinite loop that i could use to ensure future time travel. would obviously also get some winning lottery numbers or make some big sports bets and get rich.

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>>135479979
>Hitler needed to calm the fuck down

He needed to do that in general. It's a miracle he didn't fall victim to a heart attack prior to 1945 given how much he raged.

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>>135423461

>>135480414
(((other)))

>>135423461
Travel back in time and take her virginity.

>>135478278
So what's wrong with building a flight capable exo-suit and dispensing justice to the untouchables? The technology is there. It's not like I said I wanted to be a 50 foot tall gorilla.

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>>135423461
kill Ocelot

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>>135480531

>takes Anne Frank's virginity
>leaves her a gift too

awwww...

>>135474139
>you'll be a dull nobody with a time machine

Oxymoron

Scrub the lamb's blood off all the door frames before passover.

>>135423461
Rape Anne Frank and cum in her diary
Help Hitler by killing the leaders of the Russians/USSR

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>>135482315

>Rape Anne Frank and cum in her diary
>not licking the jizz right off her face after busting your load all over her while she was giving birth to your child

You disappoint me

>Help Hitler by killing the leaders of the Russians/USSR

Killing Stalin would help the USSR win the war if anything given how incompetent he was.

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>>135482001

kek'd

>>135482001

t. Javier the Janitor

Kill LBJ and everyone involved with the Immigration Act.

>>135484371

Be sure to stop JFK's assassination while you're at it

>>135423461
I'd gas Anne Frank and her family out of their cupboard

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>>135484842

>not helping Albert Speer gas Hitler out of the Fuhrerbunker and end this unwinnable war five months early

>>135484644
Nah, he liked the Act before his death. He has to go, too.

Its selfish, but go back and tell my past self to not let her go.

>>135423461
Kill Karl Marx before he could write the communist manifesto
Kill Abraham before he could spread his kike ideology
Kill Napoleon before he could establish a republic
Kill Mohammad before he could fuck aisha

>>135423461
somehow make sure women and blacks could never vote in america

>>135485159

To be fair, JFK's death is what enabled the passage of a lot of the iconic 1960s legislation like the Civil Rights Act and Immigration Act. The supporters of these laws simply shouted down their opposition as "dishonoring" JFK's memory.

TL;DR Martyrdom

>>135485413

Will you fuck Aisha in his place though?

>>135440603

y tho

>>135479771
>A FUCKING LEAF

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I want fuck Alice liddel

>>135423461
Invest in (((google))), (((apple))) and (((netflix))) when the stock was cheap.

>>135452849
Bic Ball-point pens are the best mass-produced pen.

Please keep your opinions to yourself.

>>135423461
I would go back in time and kill hitler so that based jews don't have to die.

>>135479423
This
Heaps of based black guys know what's up.
They should be the leaders pf our movements desu senpai

>>135423461

Cuck Peter van Pels by make Anne Frank preggers first

>>135485875

Why wouldn't he?

>>135423461
change something in the past and immediately flash out of existence leaving the time machine to be discovered at a later date

>>135423461
Go back in time and do nothing for almost anything you do in the past that causes a change in the present will thus get rid of the motivation to go into the past in the first place causing a paradox and swallowing the universe and ending existence.

And probably masturbate.

>>135423461
Prevent Abraham Lincoln's assassination

>>135423461
warn hitler that going for stalingrad instead keep blitzing to moscow so it capitulate before winter arrive is a BIG mistake and post picture of how half of germany become a commie because his dire mistake

>>135487349
>Bring new tech with me for them to learn from

>>135423461

I'd transport the love of my life back to 1972 so we could be the same age. She was born in 1989.

save Jesus Christ

>>135423461
I'd go back in time and work my way into Hitler's confidence using some silly name like Joseph Goebbels, whispering naughty things in his ear and possibly even speaking for him

>>135487617
she would find someone hotter with more money

I'd be a witch doctor in some middle of nowhere village. I'd just do shit that's normal today but I want them to think I'm some fucking servant of the gods.

>>135487154

Leave a message telling yourself to go back in time should fix that

>>135487186

>not causing his assasination sooner

Fag

>>135428059
That's assuming that time-travel would actually involve leaving 3-dimensional space behind to travel. As long as you were still present in a physical location I see no reason that relativity wouldn't still hold and you'd travel back with the earth.

Of course that would then mean travelling in time while remaining static within space upon the earth, which could have its own problems should you go back in time and end up inside a wall or something. Best bet would be to use your time machine in a sky and make sure it has a parachute attached. Either way, you ain't coming back....

>>135487752

>interfering with God's plan

Bad idea

>>135423461
Go back to the 17th Century and kill the first Rothschild

>>135489337

Might want to kill the Rockefellers while you're at

>>135487349
Also, tell him to genocide the whole English army at Derpkirk and don't appease them.