Germany-Nippon alliance is best military alliance

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>>135410832

KAMERADEN!

>>135410832
What? Why?

>>135412338
Autistic soulless automatons get along well.

>>135410832
Do they want Dolphin/Type 212 class submarines or what is the reason?

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>>135411052

lül

>>135410832
>be germany
>even turkey has a better army
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

Two cucked effeminate nations making an alliance. One of them is importing men to fuck their women, while the others population is tanking while the men masturbate to cartoons.

Im shaking in my boots LOL

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w-wait for me guys!

>>135412556
>>even turkey has a better army
Believing some list.

Turks couldn't win against Germany if we let them. Turks can't do anything right. Look at the complete disaster which was the Turkish invasion of Syria to protect ISIS.

>>135412556
>be nigger
>thinks globalfirepower.com is real
Figures

>>135410832
It begins.

aren't you forgetting someone?

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>>135412556
>turk army stronk!
>get's BTFO by an unarmed mob in the streets of Istanbul

>>135412678
>>135412996
NOT THIS TIME

>>135410832
I hope China nukes us.

>>135412556
during the coup, turkish "soldiers" got lynched by unarmed civilists. what will those "soldiers" do, once rockets, bombs and grunting germanics are coming at them? piss in their poopoo-pants?

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>>135413094

>>135410832

Rising Sun flag is so much better than their normal one.

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>>135412678
No Italy no, stay with out of it like we do, let them win this time, we can have fun too just watching.

>>135411052
Don't speak German but is this "next time without Italy"

Hey, once you get Italy in the mix, you'll have your Hetalia: Axis Powers in place again.

>>135410832
Stupid nips washing a submarine. lol. Nigga, just put it underwater to rinse the bird shit off.

>>135413220
indeed it is.

>>135413220
yes

>>135412678
Fuck off, Giuseppe. They're not going to make that mistake again.

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>>135410832

>>135413365
do you know what that means? we are going to be your best ally now

SEND MORE TROOPS

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>>135410832
Where have I seen this before?

>>135410832

shut up establishment circlefucker. Since you Love immigration, why don't you go kiss immigrant ass.

>>135413114
>>135413060
>>135412891
>>135412803
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THE INDEX PROVIDED BY RELIABLE DATA MEAN NUFFFIN

>Believing the coup was real and they weren't ordered to not shoot at people.

Don't worry kraut bro you won't fight alone.

>>135411052
Lel, love that old pic.

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>>135410832
real life evas when?

>>135412480
Nah, Soryus are just as fine.

>>135413457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GskyD10QgV0

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>>135413457

>>135410832
Japanese waifus soon

>>135410832

.....but i want to join too

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>>135410832
Soon. Weimar Republic needs to fall again.

>>135414483

it's kosher AGAIN

>>135412556
Turkish army is large and relatively competent, Germany is deliberately without a proper army, but would easily grind the turks into dust if they had to rearm.
After the purges they've degraded quite a bit though, they've targeted and removed the skilled officers and replaced them with inbred goats and other political yesmen.

>>135413060
>coup
>falling for obvious false flags
If it had been a proper coup Erdogan would have been blown out of the sky, instead the 'coupmakers' military jet that was in the air just flew around and ignored the private jet on which everyone was aware Erdogan was.

>>135410832
Japan should attack far east russia this time!

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>>135413941
>Japanese waifus soon
they got them, we need them.

>>135413470
Trump won't be handling this i'm afraid
Only democrats do world wars

>>135414664
its 2017

internet is monitored all the time

you cant prepare a coup like its the 80s again

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>>135411052
AAAACHTUNG!

>>135414664
Turks are People too you know ?
And Young men in the army are most of the time very nationalistic and love their Homeland and people
Shooting at your own People because of an order is hard to do

Still could been a false flag, just saying

>>135414769
Let's create an army of Elliot Rodgers. If we could weaponize autism of that magnitude then the world belongs to us

>>135410832
I wonder how those troops feel, seeing their countries' ships at each others' docks again 70 years later

>>135410832
Happens on Mussolinis birthday coincidence?

>>135414769
Time to take their waifus and breed white little chink fucks

>>135410832
U 234 has made it to Japan ?
Jesus, took their damn time those guys

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>>135413457
Great idea! GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!

Mit Italien als Verbündetem. - Maybe we can have Russia this time.

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>>135412678
We don't need them, we're better off alone.

>>135416011
Sure you wanna try Greece again, Mario?

>Japan and Germany
>the two most cucked nations that got their army formally dismantled by the US

nah

>>135412407
I wouldn't say Germans are soulless, but yes, they're definitely autistic automatons.

>>135416572
I think plenty of evidence points towards us lacking souls. Not having a sense of humor. Our cruelty when we went bad. Not really having any culture.

>>135414769
Jesus christ Japan, no wonder you have such an old population

>>135415917
Why do you retards keep allying with the wops? Why don't you learn?

>>135410832
So when does Merkel starts pushing for rapefugees in Japan?

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>>135410832
Hahahhaa more Merkel is literally Hitler fuel.

Can Japan have a military capable of force projection? What's their status?

>>135410832
>both recent nation in terms of international politics
>both tired to act tough and invade the everywhere
>both got their ass handed to them by the US
its like theyre made for eachother

>>135416142
>fascist flag
>ragging on italia

you need to go back.

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>>135412803
>Turks couldn't win against Germany if we let them.
how? even germ government supports turkey

>>135410832

Second axis when Germany stipulates mass refugee intake by Japan as part of the deal. Second Caliphate baby. Allahu Akbar, niggers.

>>135414769
I feel a little bit better now

>>135410832
stupid fucking kraut Anglo/US alliance is best alliance

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>>135424094

>>135411052
nah I wouldn't go without italy

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>>135424094
US/Eesti alliance, best alliance.

>>135419334
Navy : good enough to beat back china, able to control seas of (south and north) east asia actually
Air force : so-so, dead heat vs china
Army : lol

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>>135410832
Hopefully we stay out of this one. Or at least be on the right side this time.

>>135424518
Italy is most likely the reason that the Axis lost the war because they got into several wars and invasions they couldn't win themselves, forcing Germans to fight the battles for them instead.

>>135424518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTbCcu4Zv0Y

>>135417317
It's nostalgia. We Germans just always dream of the Roman Empire. Was always like that.

>>135413114
>implying the "coup" wasn't erdogan solidifying his base
Yeah, those teachers he purged really were sangerous rouge elements.

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>>135416244
Not really. We lost against the Eternal Anglo and the (((Soviet Union))). You just won against the Japs primarily. Big deal with a multitude of ressources and population.

>>135426997
Oh sorry, yeah, Germany would've won if they weren't so retarded that they tried to war with the three great powers on the planet at once.

>>135412996
yes,Romania and Hungary.

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>>135412803
Median age in Germany is close to 50. Turks have a very young population, median age in Turkey is 27. And both countries have 80 million people.

Furthermore, only 18% of Germans say they are willing to fight for their country, meanwhile that ratio is over 90% in Turkey

In an actual war, Germany would be fucked beyond recognition

>>135410832
Teach us your way, oh japan-senpai!

>>135426034
shut the fuck up

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>>135410832
wait i remember this from almost a century ago...

Reminder middle east is worst allies and if your country decide to ally with a middle east country you are on the losing side

>Got btfo during crusades even with 1 christian against 100k arabs
>allies with nazis but didnt do shit to help in the war
>After ww3 Jews decided to take isreal as their home and the arabs couldnt do shit about it
>A bunch of religious fanatics successfully took over their cities

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>>135411052

Germany's main contribution for the war will be to take in China's Uyghur terrorists.

That'll show those chinks! Tolerance beats hate! Say it loud and clear, refugees are welcome here!!

>>135416244
lmaoing, the most resourec rich nation on earth took 4 years to beat back an Asian Empire it outnumbered 3 to 1 population wise and was still running on Agricultural economy, and were so intimidated by the spirit of resistance decadent Amerilards are incapable of they had to nuke them.

Also
>taking credit for the world being in the shitfest it's in right now

>can't even increase military funding without flipping shit
>sides with Germany after USA encourages and offers to help pay for said increased military
FUCK YOU NIPS.
>inb4 muh NATO
Germany might as well be considered Burrell enemy with all their EU bs

>>135427530
>implying a war is decided by the sheer number of soldiers and not by bombs and the nuclear jew
>implying turks can make their own weapons

>>135412556
That´s pretty retarded. We have more aircraftcarriers than the UK and we would not win. It´s not about what we have, but what you can have.
Both Spain and Germany supply Turkey´s army. The discussion kinda ends there.

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>Japan
>Good ally

"Germany is asking for help. Should we attack the Soviet Union to make them fight a war on two fronts so that they can't relocate their best troops and turn the tide of the war against the Germans?"

"I have a much better idea. Let's sail halfway across the globe and attack a naval outpost of the world's biggest economic power unprovoked, ensuring their entry to the war against us and the Germans and guaranteeing that the civilians of both countries will all die in fires."

Your honorary status is officially revoked

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>>135427173
STFU nupol and take a seat

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>>135415044
Useless ally and fucking morons

>>135427667
I know it hurts bro

>>135428793
choose wisely

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-German_cooperation_1926%E2%80%931941

>>135429273


>Germany invades poland knowing it would force UK and France into war
>Germany invades Russia
>Germany declares war on USA

What was your point again?

>>135430189
words hurt lad

>>135410832
SHITHEAD TOTALITARIAN EU FUCK FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB ARMY AND YOUR DUMB 4CHAN

>>135426475
I don't believe in this bullshit picture and I would love to visit Peter's burg and Gdinia and Moskva and all the other bullshit places.

YOU SICK VINDICTIVE SHIT