Land of the free home of the bra-

I'll fucking kill you

>>135398596

>>135398596
well, holding a long metall pole when there is lightning isnt really a good idea

>>135398659

Protip: you can't.

>>135398596
Let's be fair, holding a long metal pole when lightning strikes might be Darwin award material.

>>135398596
he dropped it to not get zapped by zeus
sage

ha, that's funny
sorry, murkans but it is
p.s. don't get shot

>>135398818

too slow... had it hit... he wouldn't have dropped... well... he would have... along with the rest of his body! :^)

>>135398862

didn't know the gulag had wifi!

>>135398596
>bongcuck flag

adorable

>>135398596 I laughed so hard a small amount of wee came out. Fucking Americans making excuses for a coward who disrespects their flag by throwing it on the ground when things get a little scary

>>135398967
Fuck off back to R*ddit

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>>135398760
>>135398806
>>135398818
>letting the flag hit the ground

>>135399053
Is incontinence common down under?

>>135398760
>>135398806
pretty shit rationalization

>>135399117
He placed it in the bushes kind of standing up

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>>135399111

plebbit, huh?!? faggot?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMMb75EjgB8

Recognize the trip! recognize who you're talking to, bitch nigga!

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>flag gets hit by lightning
>doesnt even hit the ground
seems pretty badass desu

>>135399008
it's free wifi too
>>135399053
>>135398818
couldn't he had dropped it because he mistook the flash and the bang for terrists? that's what I assumed

>>135398596
>White Americans

>>135398760
Wearing a hat is also dangerous.

>>135399257
Yea and you won Vietnam.

>>135398596
Stupid fucking idiot have some respect!

>>135398596
the rockets bright glare
the bombs bursting in air and all through the night
the flag just lay there
oh say what you like fucking light ten ing is scare reyyyy
in the land of the free and the home where we is scared niggers

>>135399522
germany hasn't won any war

>>135398596
This cuck deserves to get struck for dropping the colors.

>>135399176
Only when we Laugh at Americans

>>135399008
> when your only comeback phrase to criticizing your country is gulag which were all closed in past century

Try harder burger.

>>135399413
Whatever it was sure scared the shit out of him

>>135398596
aхaхaхaхaхa American (((patriots)))

>>135400037
Also when you pass out, Robbo.

>>135399176
Not as common as Fatties are in the good ol US Of A

>>135399497
Have you seen
"Aluminum pan man"
Literally out for less than 5 secs in a lightning storm and got struck because he was using it to cover his head from the rain

pretty sure the flagpole actually got zapped

>>135400201
Who the hell is Robbo?

>>135400321
kek
What a dumb cunt.

You know you can feel the static in your hair just before lighting is about to strike close to you.

Thats why its good not to wear a hat.

We dont really get forked lightning in my province thouhg.

>>135400687
If you feel the static in your hair I think it's a little late to do much of anything.
Also if it's a baseball cap they usually have a metal button thing on the very top of them, also a terrible idea to wear in a thunder and lightning storm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y0QKiTQPkY

>>135399117
Dying for Chinese polyester

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>be american
>live in middle of america where theres a 90% chance a tornado will destroy your home every 3 months
>edcuated by a cougar so dont know nuthing
>me, bubba and earl just whooped some college kids asses for standing on the flag
>1pm now, tired, have to go back to cuckshed for a nap
>complete my mandatory flag waving and national anthem chanting rounds (20 years jail if i dont) despite the category 5 storm outside
>magic from GOD and JESUS strikes my holy flag, luckily im insulated from the electricity thanks to 90% body fat
>shart pants, drop flag, go and pray to GOD and JESUS
>NSA comes to my house and arrests me; spied on me through my home CCTV
>2 black guys fuck my wife as i shoot my guns in the air

>>135398596
Lame strya. you're supposed to be better than this I blame jews, but who knows you just might be retarded. Either way sage.

>>135398596
fuck you abbo come say that to my face