Tell me why I shouldn't buy one of these right now?

You could use your hand like we have for millennia and invest that money instead

Go for it, and I will be happy to rent it for .07 bitcoin.

>>135370069
there's much more financially sound ways to spend your money than buying a jpg

Is it some sort of fake woman? Nothing beats banging away at a fertile and pugent white woman's backside from behind. A fake replication will never be accurate.

>>135370069
Isn't it cheaper to rent?

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>>135370069
She's made in the image of the 3DPD and that is gross.

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>>135370419
Are you sure?

>>135370713
Yes pretty sure. At least for your lifetime. Living for a time where 3d sex dolls are perfect models of real life women is a bit pathetic... especially when you're in your prime. What's your cap on how many years you're willing to hold out for?
I mean it's a funny meme, and we'll see what happens. If you take it seriously though I feel bad for you.
Workout, get your diet in check, and have some respect for yourself. Take some extra zinc and magnesium. Be a fucking man. Be honest and have faith.
I recommend magnesium and zinc picolate btw. Also for working out do sprints, dips and pullups and you're set.

>>135370069
In a oxytocin induced lapse of no fap I probably wouldnt hesitate to fuck one of them, but as soon as it wears off it would probably feel so fucking pathetic. Then youd have to clean it while already feeliing like a loser.

>>135370419
wouldnt say never.
just not yet

>>135371227

This. I can't imagine the shame of cleaning one of those out after nutting. I already feel ashamed cleaning up my cum after fapping.

>>135370276
Rent a fuck doll for $2000, but why?

>>135371541
>>135370276
$200*

>>135371452
I don't, but a doll sure.

>>135371452
Lol why bongcuck

I've butter in my ex gfs mom, that's shame

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>>135371227
>Then youd have to clean it while already feeliing like a loser.
Never even thought of that.

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>>135371122
Alright I saved that.
>cuck

>>135371122
>>135371227
I'd probably fuck one if given the opportunity, just to see what it's like. In a way it'd be fun because you could get it to wear just what you want it to, and pose just how you want it to be. It'd be like some kind of time-freeze fantasy we've probably all had in junior high. You could play out the most goofy fantasies that you'd never want to share with a real woman.

Yet, I'd never buy one. I'd feel fucking ridiculous when I'm done, laying on top of this lifeless plastic thing just staring blankly across the room like a dead doll person. Plus, they're never as realistic as they make them seem in photos. Realistic enough to trick your dick into wanting to fuck it, but once that impulse is satisfied, it'd likely leave a lot to be desired. I don't know.

>>135371227
>Then youd have to clean it while already feeliing like a loser.
Why? Cleaning your gf would be fun.

>>135370069
You have a duty to make white children.

>>135370276
Interesting idea. Rent out a fuck doll/fuck dolls. I have a feeling that in a big city this would be genius. The only thing would be cleaning them but I could get used to it.

>>135372299
You're going to get HIV and other STDs from your realdoll timeshare.

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>>135370276
I think $100/hour would be a good rate in big city for something that's prettier than 90%+ of women

>>135370499
2D are VR only

>>135372299
Just hire an illegal mexican lady to clean them for cheap

>>135372726
>implying the mexican wouldnt just steal your sperm to get citizenship

>>135372833
Doesn't have to be a woman. Also self cleaning robovaginas can be produced if there is a demand.

>$5k for a fuck doll
that's a bit steep

>>135372726
Nah just rent a Romania for 30m for 30€.

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>>135372726

>>135373291
On one hand I thought OPs doll was a human

On the other hand you could probably buy a slav for 5k

Have fun fucking a balloon in the ass

>>135370069
If you can afford a lifelike sex doll you can afford a decent d&d free hooker. There's literally no reason unless you want it customised to look like someone specific

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>>135377658
Can they make anime faces?

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I'm in college right now and can't really have a relationship, because of time and money.

I know TPE is a pretty good material, I've used thermoplastic elastomer compounds in engineering applications (sealing rings). Silicone 'realdolls' are just too damn expensive.

I don't want a girlfriend with baggage. I want realistic fuck toy I can use whenever it suits me.

Is that Melania?

>>135372299
I had that idea years ago and still plan on trying it....

BUT

Apparently someone already DID try and start a doll brothel, and the local prostitutes got it shut down because basically, in their words, it takes the "soul" out of prostitution and renders the whores down to just "objects".

Let the irony of that statement sink in.

The reality is it was just another thing that took away the ONE THING the bio-whores had as leverage. Their pussy.

>>135377853
Yes.

And for all the replies about the price.....

Aliexpress.

Sex dolls can be had for less than a thousand now. Sure, they wont be as good as the 8 thousand plus models, but much like real women....

You get what you pay for.

>>135380301
Could I see some examples of the anime faces? That's if you have them, if not don't worry about it.

>>135380460
Just do a google search.

Or has king cuck taken away your search privileges as well as your national pride?

Also, apparently you guys are the first where the feminists have gotten sexbots banned preemptively, being leaf is suffering.

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I want one that can talk, and move around. Like Melania.

>>135380601
Fuck.

Thats a thought. Theres been a few "celebrity" dolls that have been made. Wonder how trump would react if Abyss decided to make the "First Lady Edition" and based it off her.....

>>135379267
College girls give it up for free, numbnuts.

>>135374914

Lolwtf

>>135380595
Being a leaf is truly suffering. Gun laws are AIDS, our leader is AIDS, our fellow country men are AIDS... being a leaf is being a masochist.

>>135380595
>sexbots banned preemptively

Canada at its finest

>>135380939
free stds in package

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>>135380939
Not from my experience. I've gotten pretty far with a few girls, but I eventually fall short because of more important things, like my job. I just reach a point that putting effort into them is not worth my time.

Maybe if it was a liberal school, sure, but my University is drier than a desert.

>>135381434
plus, this

>>135371227
where the fuck do you put it after? Slide it under the bed or something?

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>>135371227
I just leave it in there to stew. I only clean it out the next time I'm horny so the cleaning becomes part of the sex ritual.

Wash, dry, clothe, porn, edge, fuck, meditate without distraction, nap, eat, return to storage, get back to work. You keep her out of sight when not in use so you never get the moment of lucidity that it's not a real woman but a glassy-eyed, soulless simulacrum that will never love you back, forcing you to come to terms with the fact that your genetics have failed and will die with you.

I just wish you could swap out the hair easier.

>>135380763
A person has rights to their likeness. If they used it without consent, Melania could sue (but not Donald). They would have to walk a fine line of looking kind of like her, but not enough like her that biometrics would match.

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>>135370069
Reason 1:
-There are no sex robot cleaning companies yet, you will have to clean "her" yourself. Not fun.

>>135370069
>$5,000
>images all CG modified
>can hire prostitutes for much less
>etc.
Patience anon. Just a few more years robot/AI technology takes off.

Would it be too weird to have a coffin for it to be stored in? I guess it could just be a trunk too.

>>135373057
Just make a hidden water inlet at the top of the vagina or whichever hole you use. Sit your 3D waifu on the toilets. Connect a mildly pressurized water source and let it flow for a minute.

I guess a lot of these must have removable vagina that you can put in the dish washer which sounds convenient as well.

>>135380601
The doll would probably end up more expressive than Melania.

>>135382348
Is that an archer reference?

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>>135370069
Wait until they get some voice software

>>135371883

Storytime anon.

>>135382533
No?

>>135370069
This is the worst time in human history to be alive. You know why? Because we're still in the fucking stone ages, but we KNOW how good people will have it in 200 years (fuck-dolls, universal income, immortality, etc.). Plus, the modern gender dynamic will be figured out by then (or won't matter). People from the 1700s had shorter lifespans, sure, but ignorance is bliss.

It's enough to make me just blow my brains out and be done with it.

>>135370069
So I texted my grill this earlier tonight and she got all fucking bent out of shape, started accusing me of wanting to get one of these fucking things when all I wanted to do was talk about the societal implications it would bring.

The women are fucking terrified guys. They know they are being replaced.

>>135382448
fuck you jewbg
never talk badly of the god empress
best ever
better than jaky or eva

>>135370069
Just wait 10 years. The tech will get better and the price will drop.

>>135382060
>Patience anon. Just a few more years robot/AI technology takes off.
Unfortunately, unless there is some technological revolution, it's not going to happen before long (best case scenario would be 10 years but I'm not expecting this before 20 years at least).
The only "decent" robots we have are extremely expensive and unreliable. Even having them sort of autonomously walk seems to be challenge that even the best roboticists can't quite master even with an unlimited budget.

>>135382931
ikr my dude, this fucking sucks
being alive in the shitty painful transformation era

call me when we have actual sexy time androids. doll shit is sad and gay, but if it was like blade runner tier that would be legit and honorable.

>>135370069
>Tell me why I shouldn't buy one of these right now?
>no body heat
>no heavy breathing
>no moaning or screaming
>no nails digging into your back
>no spooning afterward
its almost like you've never been laid

>>135382931
Nah, man. We're already living in a wondrous age. Even if you're poor as shit, you still have a better standard of living than 99% of all humans who ever lived.

Plus, the rate of technological progress is increasing. We have great stuff now, but if you can just wait 10 or 20 years, I'm sure we'll have something that would blow your mind if you saw it today.

>>135383361

>no spooning afterward
you can do it

>no body heat
>no heavy breathing
>no moaning or screaming
easy to fix

>no nails digging into your back
that one is not going to happen

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>>135371227
>not using condoms to prevent synthetic pregnancy and alimony 2.0

>>135383492
spooning is gay and the only thing appealing here is the nails

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getting one next thursday

>>135370266

FPUnderbaited.

>>135370069
How much do these new ones go for? Humanity is pretty much fucked, might as well get one of these.

>>135383750
92 cm? I think there was a Canadian guy who ordered a 100cm and they busted him.

.........has anybody ever tried a fleshlight? how does it feel? is it better than jacking it?

>>135374914
Source/name of game/is this real?

>>135384084
I got the mini lotus and yes it's way better than your hand. You need the heating rod though.

>>135370069

The nose isn't quite right. You won't notice it at first but it will bug the shit out of you on the second day and you won't be able to use it.

Also because if you fail to get a real woman you should commit suicide. You are a waste of flesh. Please die.

>>135382348
Or just use a condom

>>135384123
Sorry mate, I couldn't tell you. Someone else posted it here in a thread like this. Had to save it because it was too funny.

>>135384209
how many uses does that thing last for?

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>>135384123
Apparently, it's called VR Kanojo, or so I've been told.

>>135384292
You would need to lubricate it to fuck it, so you have to clean it either way.

>>135384828
>regenerating glasses

>>135383750
Incoming v&. Good luck.

>>135370069
Trump did. I don't see why not. You usually have to have a lot of dough though.