Poo in the loo

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>Earlier today
>Playing on a zombie escape server in CS:GO
>Some Indian guy won't stop spamming his Mike
>Constantly talking shit to other players despite dying every round
>Had enough and yelled "Shut the fuck up Pajeet! Go back to your shitting street"
>He begins to rage and then he threatens to report me
>Tell him he can't report me because I've done nothing wrong
>Then this stupid mother fucker starts claiming I hacked his account
>wut?
>"Why do you think I hacked your account?"
>"You know my name. You must have found it by hacking my account!"
>After laughing for awhile I decide to role with it and find out how much of a stereotype this guy is
>"I see you live in India, Pajeet. I also see that you spend most of your free time chatting with American women on Facebook"
>"I'm going to kill you!" Says Pajeet
>"You're not doing anything or else I'll leak all of your Facebook conversations to everyone on your friends list."
>He just lets out a screech. A pretty scary one to be honest
>Nobody else in the server is talking at this point. They' were all probably too interested in Pajeet
>Decide to make one more accusation to see if he's a real Indian
>"Pajeet, I see here to also don't have a toilet in your house why is this?"
>All we can hear now is Pajeet breathing heavily through his mic.
>Then he disconnects.
>We all had a good laugh after that.