Biggest product launch since iphone

>>135361146
its gonna flop

completely missed the mark, ugly ugly car, doesnt even have a dash, they really fucked this one up.

>>135361146

youtube link?

Every single product Msuk tries to sell is a gimmick.

lmao...tesla's are faggot waggons. Not gonna change a thing

>>135361640
tesla.com stream will be up shortly

>>135361699
0-60 in 2.2 s = faggot wagon? k

>>135361146
That shit is ugly. They should have put some effort into the design.

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umad muskfag?

Iphone, Tesla. Useless toys.

You can watch these two fags on Apple laptops talk about the live stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFnHDJddqZk

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>>135361146
>BMWKEK BTFO
>AUDIKEK BTFO
>MERKEK BTFO

Post yfw German economy crashes at the end of 2019 when Tesla reaches 500k/year production

>>135362062
IPhone revolutionized the tech industry saltboy

>>135361146
>huge political wahtsis
no
>don't miss history
fuck off and die
>fucking spam post
fuck off and die

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>>135361146
Getting comfy

Anyone reserve the 3? I'm going to get matte black one but completely stock, maybe the wood trim interior though

>>135361411
>>135361660
>>135361699
>>135362062

t. ((((big oil)))) goon kike shill. The fact that this fucking car can literally save your life by dodging drunk drivers and deers puts it above ((((normal cars)))). You should be on your knees sucking Elon Msuk's BBC.

>>135361146

Why is the front end so small looking and the rest of the car looks huge? It does not look proportionate they failed in styling it looks like shit.

>>135361146

Why does it have to look like a piece of shit?

Local boer saves transportation industry. If we stopped polluting so much our cities would be much healthier.

>>135362847
Compared to other full electric cars it looks great... also it's only their 4th car and they're still a relatively young company. That's as good as it's gonna get paying 35k for a car.

>>135362735
What about the pollution caused by mining for the rare minerals needed for the batteries? Its not cost-effective as for now

>>135361146
I like Tesla. He is a bold thinker, and he is good at implementing his plans. However, all of his plans leach off the government in one form or another. he is pushing humanity forward, but he is not a natural capitalist.

>>135361838
0-60 km/hr in 2.2s

That's 0-36 mph

>>135363030
You think mining materials for batteries/engines/rubber lines/toxic fluids the regular ICE has is any better?

>>135361146
Anyone have a stream link? Tesla.coms is blank and it wont let me sign into my account :/

>>135363154
No 0-60mph retard. It's 0-100kmph

Why don't they make a ute version?

>>135363030
>being this much of a groupthink faggot

http://archive.fo/Qnlno

>>135363030
This is incorrect, the lifetime manufacturing emissions on the vehicle without batteries is the same as another vehicle with its engine, while the batteries emissions add another 15% on that. That is insignificant compared to the emissions savings from using electricity (even with a coal plant) instead of a gas engine.

>>135361699
Dont most tesla owners fucking die anyway when the car detects what a faggot they are and drives head on into a semi?

Introducing, the revolutionary, first gas powered car from tesla!

>>135363030
>muh pollution

I don't give a shit as long as I can drive a car that is smarter than everyone else on the road and can be literally plugged into a outlet instead of raping me with (((rising gasoline prices))).

>>135363215
>Tesla.coms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZEjJDNkXxw

>>135361146
I already bought 3 of em. I can't wait!

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How do you go from this dead sexy Lotus design to that abomination? What the fuck are they doing?

>>135363215
Found one https://youtu.be/ofAC8ieK1yQ

>>135363229
Yeah because the actual tesla time is 0-60 mph at 4.8 seconds fuck face

>>135363352
bullshit half the energy used is on manufacturing ya dummy

>>135362847
>>135363013

This and aerodynamics. There's only so many looks you can have if you want maximum aerodynamic efficiency.

IT'S LIVE

IT'S LIVE

MAGA

MAGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQgBsXJnJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQgBsXJnJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQgBsXJnJM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQgBsXJnJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQgBsXJnJM

>>135361146
its a commercial
sage

>>135363664
Yeah a giant dildo might be aerodynamic too, but I'm not gonna spend tens of thousands of dollars to drive one around, am I?

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>>135364016
It's 35k you poorfag. Show me car in the same price range that will even come close to this. Face it. TESLA will kill the German economy because BMW, Audi and Mercedes can't even compete.

>>135363884
I'd rather watch CNN than this garbage

>>135363884
Is this dyke on stream gonna lez out or what

They went from an idiot , to a dyke, to a nig

fuck this, im out. sell all tesla shares.

do people really watch this shit?

>>135363352
Not true. Electric motors need rare earth metals which add to manf emission, compared to common metal from combustion engines

>>135361146
All these driverless cars with no passengers. Totally fucking worthless garbage.

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>>135364210

Oh look another muskfag thread.

>>135363372
29pbp

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>teslafags WILL defend this

>>135364634
atrocious

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The Lucid Air is way better looking.

>white working male saying in a hick voice "global warming is a hoax"
>snarky dyke hair lady says "I'm done" all sassy
I want to punch this commercial

>>135364634
If I took out the tablet, would it die?

>>135364761
Expensive vaporware. Can't compare.

>>135364210
>Not wanting to spend 35k for a dildo on wheels that needs an hour and a half to refuel every two hundred miles makes me a poorfag.
okay

>>135361146
Lots of (((diversity))).

>>135364761
Poor guy is going to spend his whole life chasing after the job he got fired from

>>135363398
t.chairo who chimped at the begining of year

>>135364935
It's Cuckefornia. What do you expect?

>>135364761
except for the front it looks just like any other sedan

>>135361146
>>135362735
AY YO HOL UP
*battery explodes in crash*
SO YOU BE SAYIN IS
*waits 2 hours in supercharger line*
DAT WE
*instantly loses value*
WUZ
*battery decays*
CARZ N SHEIT
*weighs 4 tons*

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>>135361146
Looks like a german car with downs.

Yeah it's a fuck up. They need to stop fucking around and make the tesla version of the honda civic. The luxury car market is saturated and BMW + Mercedes do NOT have range issues like the Tesla.

This one was supposed to be affordable.

If I had to pick between an entry level electric car I'd pick the Chevy Bolt. But I wouldn't get one because if my life was ever so pointless and cucked to the point that I never drove anywhere that was more than 250 miles between service stations I'd fucking kill myself. As should all of the evfags.

>>135363451
> dead sexy
This looks like The Homer

>>135364832
It would be extremely dysfunctional.

>>135363451
this looks like a pontiac soltice

>>135361411

C O P E

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>>135364634
meanwhile, in the Lucid Air...

You see that tablet?

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>>135365273
You can hide that

>>135365018

I spotted a Germancuck

>*battery explodes in crash*
Never happened. You have more time to get out of the car before catching fire than with an ICE full of GASOLINE. Fucking retard.

>*waits 2 hours in supercharger line*
Fake News. Full charge is less then 40 minutes.

>*instantly loses value*
More fake news. https://electrek.co/2016/09/13/tesla-model-s-value-retention-leading-segment-losing-only-28-after-50k-miles/

>*battery decays*
>"Decays" less then 3% in 100k miles. KYS faggot!

>*weighs 4 tons*
So what? You're not pushing it dumbass. It drives itself.

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>>135365307
also,

>Make Digi-Dashes A E S T H E T I C Again

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>>135365307
Kinda reminds me of the Fiskr

>>135363884

Any better quality stream?

I can't wait to see these end up like the SpaceX/Faceberg rocket. Literally a quieter Ford Pinto.

>>135365571
Nope!

Anyone else going to comment on his social anxiety and how he can barely formulate a sentence without stuttering

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https://www.ericpetersautos.com/tag/tesla/

I'll never buy Tesla.

>>135365429
>40 minutes charging his autismcar
Tyrone is gonna love those extra 40 minutes he gets to fuck your wife.

I'll stick to my 10mpg 423rwhp turbo rotary

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>>135364210

My 2014 RA cost 38k and it looks much better than that.

He talks like fucking /r9k/ JFC.

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>>135365820
A FUCKING CHINK RICER

AYYYYY LMAOOOO

>>135365718
Noice. I will stick to my 275 HP diesel that can pull a semi truck load and doesn't feel right until you put 2000lbs in the bed.

his public speaking is painful to listen to

>>135361146
Jesus Christ I hope that faggot blows up inside one of his gay ass rockets on the pad.

>>135364761
Looks like shit.
>>135364460
Looks nice.

>>135366046
He's a South African Engineer, not a fucking PR jewess!

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>>135363884
It's painful to watch him speak. Dude has no presence, kinda awkward, reminds me of the sweaty Zuck interview.

He's marketably autistic fucking GENIUS

>>135365980
>Chink ricer
Drive your garbage shit ford mustang and crash it into another highway. Or you can get your Muslim BMW cars and they will fail on you within 30,000 miles. Keep sucking refugee cock you ugly kike.

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>>135366201
spot the tesla shill

if your car is not going to have a grille, then dont fucking shape the front end like it should have a fucking grille, if you wont at least have the courtesy of adding a fake grille pattern, like the Model S originally had.

Fuck. i was expecting electric cars to do interesting things with the front now that an engine didnt have to fit in there

>>135365820
>spending 38k on a fucking Lancer

fucking idiot

>>135365429
Try again
Also nice damage control

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>>135365820
>a mitsushitty

>>135366627
>Buying a POS japanese car
>Buying a masterrace American Tesla

KYS nigger. Tesla is the future.

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>>135366925
Sorry I can't hear you over how many world records I'm breaking around the track.

Shills, please stop promoting tesla, you fucking faggot.

>>135366925
>>135367019
they're both shit.

one is pretentious, the other is just plain butt ugly

>>135367019
also,

.those fake vents where the foglights are

toppest kek

>>135361146
Why would you care about a Tesla?

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>>135367019
>civic
>breaking any records

LMAOOOOO

>>135366905
Not posting a 22B.

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>>135367129
>>135367253
Ill repeat myself, I can't hear you over track records Im breaking while you drive your garbage and pretend you have a legacy. http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/honda-civic-type-r-grabs-nurburgring-record

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https://electrek.co/2017/06/28/bmw-3-series-electric-tesla-model-3/

>>135367377
Because Electric cars use 90% more efficient means of travel? This is assuming they are powered by electricity from a coal generator, which is able to effectively filter unlike Oil slavemoviles. 90% less pollution means your kids don't come out retarded because you huffed gas your entire late, though it is kinda late for that..,

>>135366627
t. hasn't seen a recent Mustang

>>135367019
Could have at least posted the GT-R

>>135361146
I am really torn on Tesla. On one hand I recognize the need for viable mass produced alt fuel transportation on the other hand I feel Musk is bilking taxpayers and his questionable accounting practices will make Ken Lay look like a fucking boy scout.

Tesla's are gay and the people who drive them always hold up traffic.

>>135363124
How is he a bold thinker?

He just literally takes ideas from science fiction movies and claims he is gonna imitate the Matrix in real life.

>>135367700
How much pollution comes out of manufacturing those batteries?

>>135367019
trash

>>135363124
35,000$ is BEFORE government incentives. educate yourself.

>>135365713
>charge while at work
>charge while sleeping
>if on road trip drive 300 miles then recharge for 30 minutes... oh no! but a gas stop only takes 15 minutes!!!

>>135361146
Its a gross fucking car. I wemt to the factory. It looks like google there. Bunch of snowflakes walking around or driving electric forklifts and scooters. Almost every girl I saw had half her head shaven. All the new models were lined up, they all looked exactly the same between submodels. The lights, grills, Windows etc all look the same. No variety or distinguishing features. That factory is garbage, too. Some old Toyota plant or something

>>135369367
>t. unemployed suicidal virgin

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interior

at least it will cause 3 series and C class sales to hemorrhage

>>135364869
>Vaporware

Ford gave them an offer after Morgan Stanley asked ford to help their financing

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>>135369625
>tfw you'll never cruise down the motoway while the car drives itself listening to some AESTHETIC tunes

>>135366905
Look at the peasants comparing each others chinkmoblies! Poverty

>>135369625
Nice clutch bro. Fuck outta here with your auto CIA spymobile you dumb nigger.

Wow I totally love this tax payer subsidized meme machine

>>135370362
implying oil subsidies dont exist

Reminder, all virgins and reddit cucks like Tesla

>>135370405
>Implying Tesla would exist without subsidies

>>135370500
>implying a multi billion dollar loan (which they paid off) and a 7,500 tax credit (your money you get back) are subsidies

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>>135362442

>>135369622
Why dont you faggots just stick to reddit? Nobody here wants your NWOmobile.
>inb4 b-but i do
Kys in advance shill.

>>135369821
As of now there is no factory, nothing, it's just a very nice but very expensive custom made electric vehicle.

>>135361146
In about a year or so when the batteries in those cars start dying out, people will realize how impractical electrics are.

>>135364796
I didn't ever have to listen. Of course he sounds like a hick. Fuck Tesla. Will stay with my 6L V8.

>>135369622
I have a wife and child and I have a great paying job in a growing industry. >at_least_you_tried.jpg

>>135369625
Fuck that looks like shit. The Apple of car companies

I was watching the tech nigger the other day, his Tesla tried to kill him 2 or 3 times.