Brit/pol/ - Rex Totius Britanniae

Anime is gay.

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Adding more.

>>135337044
She calls carrots carriots (to the point where she'll correct 'carrot' for 'carriot'), but has started calling them carrots recently because she went into the shop, asked for 'carriots' and the worker looked at her like she had 2 heads.

First for bumming Rightly in the toilets at the brit/pol/ meetup

>>135337211
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>>135337200
that actually looks good as fuck

can any scotniggers attest to this? perhaps we can get mistress kay to make one up for us

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>>135322214

we gettin ripped tonight boys

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Well I enjoyed LARPing as a Paki in the last thread. Thanks for all the (you)s. I reckon at least 50.

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ignore my thread lads. I am retarded

>>135337211
I noticed she called them carriots

where's the vid of her in the shoppe?

>>135337200
>not getting 3 Garlic Mayo

>>135337200
liquid shits

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>>135337319

pakis OUT

>>135337354
She just told us about it, wasn't recorded.

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>>135337352
Have a rare Lee for your efforts.

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25th for cheap property in a comfy area

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60971857.html

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>>135337319

>going to Outer/pol

Never get out the boat

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>>135337345

>>135337513
>hairy back

I'M OUT

The existence of our race is non negotiable pakis out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135337345
You did well tbf i believed you. Walked the line between believable and lie perfectly.

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>>135337526
Post comfy homes lads

>>135337528
we're a laughing stock

>>135337513
>leefucksziggy.jpg

god he's so disgusting. if he a has a gf I am unironically jealous of this fat cunt

>>135337430
>this is who's trying to save the West from a billion Muslims and the trillion dollar global banking cabal
K-keep me posted

>>135337526
>£25k
The type of shit you buy when you get hammered with the lads and cant be arsed heading home for the night. cash.

Kev/ RIMMER TRIP FAG got Raped .. irl .. Kek

>>135337526
If I can buy that outright how hard would it be to get residency?

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>>135337702
If so, he probably has bigger tits than she does.

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>>135337667

>>135337513
Image being naked face down and being mounted by him

pounding away like your mum mashing potatoes

>>135337771
just rent it out to muslims from the comfort of GOAT murrica

>>135337345
Once a paki, always a paki. gtfo

>>135337324
Nah, more about services which promote wellbeing to people who are slightly miserable but generally alright, rather than therapy for people who are fucked. Things like lunchtime yoga and meditation sessions, nutritious catering options, schemes to promote exercise, etc. Basically all this meme shit that companies like Google and Facebook like to get involved with to show millennials just how great and non-corporate they are. I don't deliver any of the actual services, but I'm involved in finding people who do and then putting the overall package together.

>>135337713
You rim faggot ???

>>135337844
I can come back here during the winters

>>135337513
even the dogs teeth are fucked in england

>>135337513
Nice wallpaper.

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thanks to the based anon who posted this in the last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Re7Osut7c

>>135337798
kek

>momentum go full nazi on the bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QQOD4dqSoY

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>>135337667
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>>135337839
pls buy need monei for weed!

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If the rumours of Kay and Lee's incestuous love life are true, do you think she makes him do a taste test of her vagina?

>>135337944
Must be embarrassing when you realise British folk have better teeth than the average Yankstain

>>135337945
It's his mum's bed.

>>135338023
its also touched a nerve with them too lol

and that usually means its spot on.

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I take back what i said before lads!

Wine aint all that bad desu!
Californian wine is better than beer lads bloddy hell i would drink rosé every weekend if i could, lads the stuff is lush and deserves recognition!!!

>>135338059
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>>135337513
Who is this fat cunt? Did rimmer finally get doxxed?

>>135337345

it was obvious b8 m8 and i stopped replying after my Zephaniah upload

>>135338059
post your best Lee pls

>>135337665
Cheers m8, I apologise though. It was only intended to be one post but then it went too far.

>>135337857
Going nowhere lad

>>135338240
Leeiscool1, the son of the world famous YouTube cooking show 'Kay's Good Cooking'

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>>135337820
>>135337839
>>135338041

>>135337771

not sure lad

are you an upstanding white man, or some non-white infiltrator?

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Lee's friends are also mentally retarded. This is his friend's handwriting and tattoo.

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>>135338023
Has anyone else noticed that when you say 'Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn' it sounds almost exactly the same as 'Germany calling, Germany calling'...

>>135338023
irl these cunts would vote for corbyn

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>Buy 42 acres of comfy Yorkshire for only £40k

>>135337319
Brutal, felt a bit shit after reading that desu

>>135338230
>rosé

Are you a Gen X woman? When it comes to wine, red or dead.

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>>135338317
Whilst I'm looking, here's another photo of Ziggy looking dead.

>>135338331
CIVIC

>>135338433

>that handwriting
>mixing uppercase and lowercase

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Can't turn away from pro-circumcision articles written by yanks lads. Literally paragraphs and paragraphs of lardytardy women explaining how much better it looks, how disgusting it is without and how much safer it is to just cut off a portion of your dick.

How is this allowed? I am disgusted.

family friends made be watch some horrific saturday night live trump skit earlier, they were hilariously chuckling at it like it was the funniest thing since the holocaust. so then i said id rather vote trump than vote for Hilary who deals with Saudis and helps isis. they soon stopped laughing

The last King of England was Harold Godwinson. If you support any monarch post-1066 you are a Monarcuck who loves being dominated by foreigners.

>>135338433
Fuck, i'm dyspraxic and my handwriting is better than that.

>>135338470
Bet you can't do anything with it though

>>135337882

Sounds like a pretty comfy job. What skills do you need, salesmanship?

I have a pretty boring accounts job in central London.

Your job sounds fun as fuck, you get to meet young office girls in leggings doing yoga over their desk.

>>135338713
1066 is an absolutely awful point and Athelstan lived in 900 AD you mong. 1688 is a better better (realistic) choice.

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>>135338317
I think Lee and Ziggy in the after-sex selfie style was my best.

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>>135338433
>saints row tattoo

>>135338682
I told work colleagues I'd rather spoil my ballot than vote for Hillary and I got dirty looks.

They don't know I voted for Brexit.

>>135338785
kek nice one thanks

>>135338581
would fugg

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>>135338023

Alt Right Memes Cannot Compete.

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>>135338669

UK is a gay

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Kay has almost killed and is not afraid to do it again.

>>135338917
>gay flag

It all makes sense.

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>>135338713
>A monarch
>not a Hapsburg
Try again.

It makes me happen that their are so few larping pagans in England. They tend to be scandinavian and german.

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>>135338851

>>135338776
1066 was when the Monarchy became a foreign institution. James II was a British King, but not an English King. Harold Godwinson was elected by the Witenagemot, meaning he was the last legitimate English King.

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>>135339047
>he's copying me
hilarious tbqh

>>135339003

Everyone is gay here sweetie, pop your willy out, go on give us a look at your old man

>>135339003
Thank you for stopping by! This place is unfortunately not for your kind however, just click the link below and you will be back were you belong.
>>>/pol/ptg

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>>135338851
this one is pretty good

>>135338765
I came from a psychology background, and I think they liked me at the interview because I'm very cynical and won't just jump onto whatever passing fads are - so if I endorse something, it has value. I have no sales skills whatsoever though, I'm fairly introverted and academic focused. Hence why as and when I do meet lovely yoga qts (haven't actually done so yet), I'll probably drop spaghetti everywhere.

>>135339138
Unless that is your argument, English vs British, the monarchs previously (Alfred and Athelstan particularly) were of Scandinavian heritage.

I got sacked from my part time telesales job today

>>135339047
>weebshit
>admitted to being a faggot
As if you're trying you wee poof.

No I won't bum you, stop asking.

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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-66079931.html

is this comfy

>right next to the M25
>surrounded by countryside
>pretty cheap
>some kind of caravan type house (?)
you can probably build illegal extensions and nobody will say anything.

>>135338381
100% European

>>135339177
Who are you?

>>135338845
jfc where the fuck do you live lad. Brexit won. You are literally in the majority on that one

>>135338917
>Be me
>Finally get gf after long drought
>Goes for the willy after ebin foreplay
>She sees jewed willy
>Reacts like that pic
How likely is this? (inb4 get gf = very unlikely)

>>135339282
Looks like a house a 60 year old CND protester would live in tbf

>>135339282
>85 grand for a box

>>135339282
Looks like something either gypsies or a 75 year old couple would live in.

>>135338845
tbf to them, they live in carlisle and usually vote labour. both voted tory this time because they couldnt vote for the lying cunt corbyn, and the back bench of McDonnell and Abbott. so they arent THAT cucked, at least they saw the light

>>135339282
>Rickmansworth
>on a tube line, but not in London
You can bet someone's put a stupidly high bid in already

>>135339351
It's what you deserve mutilated dick boy.

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Why are these riots so shit lads.

We need a proper happening, it's been months.

>>135339401
>Looks like a house
That's a manufactured home IE a Trailer home

>>135339282
I know someone who lives in Rickmansworth and it actually looks pretty comfy, she's always posting pics of her walking through nice wheat fields and shit like that.

>>135339255
The institution of monarchy, in the English style, determined the Englishness of the Monarch. After the Normans invaded, it became a European style fully hereditary monarchy.

>>135338755

you can have rave parties on it

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>He went to his death unrepentant and defiant:
>In death as in life, I defy the Jews who caused this last war, and I defy the power of darkness which they represent. I warn the British people against the crushing imperialism of the Soviet Union. May Britain be great once again and in the hour of the greatest danger in the West may the standard be raised from the dust, crowned with the words – "You have conquered nevertheless". I am proud to die for my ideals and I am sorry for the sons of Britain who have died without knowing why.

>traitor

>>135338755
You wouldn't be able to so much as put up a tent without first consulting English Heritage I bet.

>>135339282
>£85k for a fucking shed

>>135338669

I wonder who could be behind this.

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>>135337840

>>135338669
>t. steerpike's phone

>>135339351
May as well cut the rest off and go full trayjay

>>135339347
I work in (((academia))) in London. Some of them have got Irish passports because of it.

>>135339655
Who said this friend?

>>135339629
Probably not, no. You'd be breaking some law, and you certainly couldn't charge for it.

>>135339676
This.

My ex's grandparents had about 300 acres of land but weren't allowed to do anything with it but grow trees and hedges. Couldn't make money off something like 250 acres worth. They did get some money from the gov and the EU to not use it, but it wasn't much

Protocols of Zion? Real or not?

>>135339425
>voting Tory
>not that cucked

Yeah, nah.

>>135339815
Real.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rHU7iYSY4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rHU7iYSY4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rHU7iYSY4

>>135339798
he literally tried to warn us

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Joyce

>>135339282
NSC are scary purchases.

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>>135339798
The one on the left

>>135339599

yeah its well expensive

this was the cheapest on rightmove lol.

>>135339719
Steerkike's was done for medical reasons (unless he's really a Jew). It's stuff like this:

>If I have a boy he will be snipped as soon as they can do it. 1) it looks a hell of a lot better
>2) the risk of yeast infection is lower
>3)lots of boys who are not cut end up with problems later on and end up getting circumcised as a result.
>4)i dont want my kid being the laughing stock of the locker room because his penis looks wrong.
>5)uncircumcised boys are harder to clean
>6)even though some hippies dispute this fact, they are at a higher risk of std

That's a real post justifying circumcision, not satire.

>>135338514
I must admit im normally a claret lad, in regards to food and that, however i must admit i take a certain aception in regards to wine and that, and insted take an opinion based upon survival instead of popularity!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbz9IurBYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipE2-9KjZrs

these videos are some good banter desu Kayposter

Sick of having shitty facial hair lads, should I buy minoxidil?

>>135339955
well expensive innit blud

>>135339876
>still remembered all the words

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>>135339351
>Fellow Yam is also cut
Wtf

Guys if I want to go camping can I just find some discreet quite location somewhere on a moor or hidden away off the beaten path and set up tent? I mean I know it's obviously not super legal but it's not like I'd get in trouble is it?

I was thinking of going camping for a few days.

>>135340003
i hope you're watching Kayhole first

>>135339864
I love the way every outlet that covers t claims its bullshit

>>135339282
>>135339924

What's NSC? If you bought this, presumably you would also own the land and you could also rebuild it into a permanent dwelling, with bricks and stuff?

Or would the council refuse?

>>135339815
Basically real.

>>135340059
go north york moores lad, have a blast there.

>>135340073
shit no the other one. is it a problem?

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>>135339599
>she's always posting pics of her walking through nice wheat fields and shit like that
Does she happen to Aryan?

>>135339719
>steerpike

As in the Mervyn Peake character/Spectator columnist? Is this some new tripfag?

>>135339242

so you're an office grunt and don't meet women day to day?

that's a shame.

>>135340059
What part of the country?

Generally yes, you'll be fine. Pitch late, leave early, no fires and make sure you're out of the line of sight.

I've probably done 100 wild camps and been moved on about 10 times so take those stats as you will.

>>135340000
You mean you only had rose in and it was that or staying sober? We've all been there.

>>135340135
>He thinks anybody ever owns land

>>135340175
nah just the order they come out in, not sure if Kaytrix references Kayhole. Shouldn't be a problem

>>135340059
If you're on a moor you may get away with hanging out in the corner of a farmers land, but if it's a managed moor they will want you off ASAP.

They regularly burn moors for regrowth, so just check where you are going

>>135340000
checked

>>135339876

You enjoy that boy, Cockney urine all over ya face

>>135340289
How aggressively were you moved on?

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>>135340326
alright

>>135339723
Gross. I talk about Trump all the time and no-one gives a shit.
t. south west

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>>135337165
No it's not

>>135340135
Non Standard Construction, what can happen is you purchase this house and a week later you get a letter saying it has been condemned, you can't live in it and it needs to be bulldozed.

>Or would the council refuse?
Very likely in this area, you could probably get planning permission if you promised to make it nearly identical to your neighbours.

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One of the comfiest homes I've seen is probably these lovely Finnish log homes which you can build anywhere

>>135337667
Saw this earlier. Top-tier feature desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLDTLIVb7I#t=113.344779

>>135340059
Can I come with you and give you a sordid bumming?

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>>135340197

ayyyyy

i've been browsing the stormer for a few months now, some really funny writers on there.

>>135339815
Fake

>>135338514
Drinking red wine with white foods. Kys.

>>135340197
Yes. She had a big crush on me too and I really like her personality, but I simply didn't want to have sex with her. Helas.

red pill me on mosley you fucking faggots

>>135340059

well, we need to know where you live

we don't want to send you to john o groats

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>>135340623
Nice try you virgin.

>>135340635
Forget it.

>>135340512
Some of the headlines bring serious lulz.

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jews man

>>135338470
Rent it out to farmers and take the subsidies for yourself! Was a comfier gig before the plebs voted leave.

>>135340451

can't you mitigate against that by getting it surveyed?

or are you saying you have fewer rights if the council decide to build a road through your house

>>135340632
>not a monkey
>thinks neymar sucks
>thought Brazil was a banana republic
>wanted to build up favelas to keep monkeys down and take all the money and spend it on himself

not much better than your own government

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>>135340306
Put it this way, i ran out of
Tyskie polish beer , and focused upon upon drinking other shite!!!

Do what you want lad but at least acknowledge foreign beer and its, greatness!!!

>>135340381
I'd say 7 of them were a friendly:
>Alright mate, what are you upto?
Just camping for the night, will be gone by 0600
>Ah sorry pal you can't camp here. I wouldn't mind myself but.....

2 of them were
>Oi! Don't bother putting that tent up there, it's not a fucking campsite mate

and one was some whiny old cunt who must have seen me from his house and came up on his quadbike with his fucking huge dogs. He wasn't really a twat after that but it was concerning.

So one shit experience out of 100. Odds are pretty good.

>>135340474
Yeh I've been looking at log cabins. Pretty cheap and would be cool to build one. Plan would be to do it in Croatia or somewhere similar

>>135338470
40 acres (asres) is less than you think

>>135340474
Try getting the mortgage or insurance jew on that

>>135340589
Most white wine foods can go with a lighter red or a light beer/lager. Or water.

>>135340632
#1 Flip Flopper Populist

>>135340686
That's where you're wrong Preuße, I've actually had multiple one night stands but never enjoyed them. I had feelings for a girl once, but she dumped me very soon after that and I then spiralled into a depression from which I've never really escaped.

>>135339815

That book got 6 million jews killed
It must therefore be real.

>>135339719
Teehee
>>135339970
>medical reasons
Yes, my phimosis was very bad, like trying to fit a cucumber through the eye of a needle. I don't regret having it done.
The yank approach is wrong though, should give it a chance to see if it works properly (as I assume most do) before lopping it off IMO

>>135337207
>he left out Putney Debates
> he left out A S P Woodhouse's "Puritanism and Liberty"

Cheers from New (and improved) England.

>>135339815
Bollocks, but real in spirit.

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>>135340854
I went through a phase of drinking pic related. Was £4 for 4 cans in Bargain Booze. Used to get 12 cans for a night and drink until I couldn't drink any more. 54 units. So the same as about 23 pints, or 2 bottles of Smirnoff.

I'd advise everybody stay away from it.

>>135340913
Not in Britain it isn't.

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>At the height of his influence, in 1940, Joyce had an estimated six million regular and 18 million occasional listeners in the United Kingdom
> These broadcasts urged the British people to surrender and were well known for their jeering, sarcastic and menacing tone.
> it was possible for German broadcasts to be more informative than those of the BBC.

he literally wasted it all

instead of repeating the translation for hitlers rheinmetall borsig speech 24/7 he ended up being a tosser

>>135341071
The Yanks, kikes and muzzies don't do it for fear of phimosis (which affects barely anybody), they do it to stop kids wanking.

Could be argued that it originally was for cleanliness, when we bathed in a river once a month, but I doubt that as FGM exists too and that's fuck all to do with cleanliness.

>>135341071
Same as me. Although I'm don't remember the severity of the phimosis, so I'm sceptical of how necessary the operation really was.

>>135341071
That's alright, completely different set of circumstances. Americans deserve to be fucking gassed though. Reading this stuff for any European would be sickening. It's all selfish arguments made by women, or "so they look like their father", "don't get laughed at it in the locker room"

>>135341403
>>135341071
What age did you have it done? Phimosis can happen to younger lads but once they hit puberty it goes away. Doctors opt for circumcision far, far too readily imo

>>135341429
Women were a mistake
Jews were a mistake
Muslims were a mistake
The US was a mistake

>>135340632
Hitler thought he was a bit of a fag. True story.

>>135341547
http://www.circleofmoms.com/circumcised-boys/what-were-your-reasons-for-circumcision-646046?trk=desktop_search

Have a look at this lad. Rage inducing.

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>>135341219
Used to get this crap for about 40p a bottle ten years ago.

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>>135340998
>anonymong trying to convince people that he gets laid on an anonymous imageboard at 1am
I'm sure you're quite the casanova.

>>135338776
1688 is the only adult answer to the question. 1066 was a legit answer if you're Wat Tyler, but that ship sailed long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfOxiapXLrE

Fuck you James Corden you fat prick, we should take you and John Oliver to an island and leave you there.

>>135341498
I didn't have mine done until I was 20, so I would say it was definitely necessary in my case.

>>135341402
FGM exists because Somalis are retarded subhumans

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4739884/Russian-SPY-plane-spotted-flying-Britain.html

What's up with the Daily Mail's continuous stories about Russian military in and around the UK? Are they trying to frighten the public? Or perhaps Dacre admires Putin's anti-liberalism?

>>135341766
Post your tits or feet you porridge wog slut.

>>135341894
It should be legal. I don't care how it differs from male circumcision, as a point, it should be legal. They both have the same benefits - which is to say none (or made up ones).

>>135341970
>>135341894
Or rather FGM should be legal WITH male circumcision. Or BOTH should be illegal. Preferably the latter.

>>135341959
>Post your tits
Finally realised your mistake? Proud of you, little man.

>>135341939

oh and the comments on any Russia-related article are universally pro-Russian

can we trust the Russkies, lads? i'm inclined to think we can not.

>guardian who used unpaid internships not allowing comments on story about unpaid internships
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/28/capita-told-graduates-to-pay-21000-for-leaving-unpaid-training-scheme?CMP=share_btn_tw
kik

>>135342140
*kek

>>135342140
Always archive
https://archive.is/LmanW

I will never understand how can people can get so upset about a little flap of skin at the top of the penis. It's such a fucking non-issue, stop arguing about it

>>135340705

Chateau Heartiste is also a really good writer.

>>135342180
We're getting upset about the American women making excuses for it on the grounds of "because it looks better for women"

I agree, it's a non-issue. Leave the foreskin where it is. When you cut it off though, then it becomes an issue.

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The sad story of sweden lads!

When I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before
But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
Cause everyone listens when I start to sing
I'm so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
She says I began to sing long before I could talk
But I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a melody can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

I've been so lucky, I am the girl with golden hair
I wanna sing it out to everybody
What a joy, what a life, what a chance!

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me.

>god dam it what happened to swedish nationalism i feel like breaking down into tears lads its so bloddy sad!!!

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>>135342070
I'm only joking about bumming Rightly you saucy little oatwench. Post feet or tits or get the fuck out of here.

>>135342012
FGM usually involves a lot more tissue removal and has more severe repercussions than male circumcision. I don't agree with either of them, but there is a difference.

Male circumcision does reduce the incidence of HIV (verified through several studies), but that becomes negligible if you not you're some idiotic African who sticks it unprotected in every hole he can get.

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>>135342180

>>135341376

Yes watching Hitler's speeches (with subtitles) completely transforms the message

I imagine back in 1940 the language barrier made it very easy for non-Germans to paint Hitler as a psychotic madman tyrant.

>>135342299
I meant that it's a non-issue either way you utter weapon

>>135342368
I understand the differences. The reason for why they're performed alone is difference, but both are circumcision operations involving the genitals, both are utterly fucking pointless and barbaric. privaza

>>135342457
Well clearly it isn't you circumcised fucking rat.

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>>135342362
>I'm only joking about bumming Rightly
We know, you're bottom.

>>135342537
>privaza
Jesus I'm tired. I wrote the captcha in the wrong box.

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>>135342449
why couldn't hitler wait until HDTV and the internet?

>>135341685
Ha, I remember drinking that shit on the school field with a bunch of slags. They were definitely better days. Fucking disgusting stuff though.

>>135341628
>neither of us really know how to properly clean an uncircumsized penis
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>135341829
Okay yeh that was definitely necessary then.

>>135341894
It's not only Somalians who do it...

>>135342012
FGM is far, far, far worse than male circumcision. They're both abhorrent and should both be banned, but they aren't entirely comparable.

I guess it's the same as being punched vs being stabbed. They're both horrible, but one is objectively worse.

>>135342563
so what are you then, how does it work do you still have your pathetic cock or have you started taking hormones and completed transition yet?

>>135342338
The whole situation the world is in lad.

>>135342665
TV was completely turned off during WWII and the Internet would just be shutdown in the UK so it wouldn't change much

>>135342537
I'm uncircumcised

>>135342582
Go to bed then and stop shitting up the thread with your stupid willy debate

>>135342457
Idiot.

>>135342537
I agree with both points. I can't fucking believe we actually allow circumcision in the UK. I might write to my MP about it actually.

All the faggot lefties crying about Charlie Gard are the same people who support circumcision and abortion. Cull them desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPSkJxfXQo4

watch and laugh

>>135342696
>monkey so curious about white people
Fuck off george before I choke you out with your owners yellow hat.

>>135342563
I'll bottom you in a minute you promiscuous highland skank. Get your toes out.

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>>135342802
>t. mutilated dick boy

>135342802
This is my thread you mong. I am also the king of Brit/pol/ if you weren't aware. You should be the one leaving you utter fucking melt.

>>135342866
James Corden is pathetic. I cannot believe I used to think he was even slightly funny

>>135342866
If there's one thing that pisses me off, It's Ex-pats who fuck off to another country for the rest of their lives and think they still have a right to preach to us on how we should behave.
>James Corden
>John Oliver
>Christopher Hitchens

>>135341248
yes it is

>>135342958
Alright lads. That's it. I'm knocking myself to sleep.
To you >>135342802

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>>135342794
but would've changed opinion beforehand still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JewgO3-hyZ8

>>135342925
>t. doesn't provide instructions in the file name

>>135342977
James Corden was a laugh in Gavin and Stacey. What happened?

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>>135342886
Keep dreaming faggot

>>135342958
Who are you?

>>135342866
I actually had nearly forgotten how bad the celebrity shilling was. It was 24 fucking 7. Disgusting.

So glad he got BTFO, and then not long after Trump won. WEWLAD

>>135342794
They wouldn't "shut the internet down" the (((economy))) would tank and Royal mail would fall apart.

>>135342871
shut it you disgusting tranny cunt, surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. even you know you're a degenerate, genuinely curious as to why you haven't yet.

>>135343057
>needs instructions
Why are yanks such cucks lads?

>>135343106
Lawfag spammer. Who are you?

>>135343173
>Why are yanks such cucks lads?
just trying to help the newfags who have never seen the image before

>>135337200
>in a fucking pizza box

>>135343173
Because they only have 3/4's of a penis.

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why is bingbongistain so full of queers?

>>135343236
Are you circumcised?

>>135343168
>tfw a curious monkey expect a superior being to read their autistic ramblings
You ok?

>>135343135
Remember lad. We fucked our economy up so badly during the war we had to give up our stranglehold on the world. I doubt a few teens glued to their phones would change much.

>>135343176
Who?

>being so intimidated by the superior being that you pretend you do not know who he is
beta as fuck my man

>>135343366
Who's this?

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>>135342774
Indeed son we are truly buggered lad!
We as a peoole face a precipis, in regrads to ethnic survival, and we must do all we can to survive as an ethnic peope!

We etheir face ehhnic genoccide or survival its as simple as that lads!!!!

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i feel that dan hannon is a rather low ranking blue pilled high tory.

i wonder why (((they))) would put a statue of commies and not hitler

>>135343266
go ahead and pretend not to notice or care it doesn't bother me a bit pal, you're the one who is genuinely fucked up you disgusting mong.

>>135343255
>t. uncircumsized jew

>>135343419
Wrong number

>>135343004
No. It isn't.

The average agricultural holding in the UK is 130 acres. To own a quarter of that as an individual, not for business purposes, is very unusual in this country.

>>135343457
>To own a quarter of that as an individual, not for business purposes, is very unusual in this country.
no it isn't

>>135343437
I feel so sorry for you dude. I'm reading into it now. Did your mother decide upon it so """you didn't get made fun of"""?

>>135343432
t. virgin poster incarnate >>135340686

>>135343449
Speak up, I can't hear you.

>>135343425
That would be down to the simple fact that he is merely an MEP. I reckon if he stood for parliament he would be right up there with Mogg, judging by the reaction to him in the EU ref

>>135343425
He could be fantastic if he wasn't a globalist civic

>>135343489
Fuck off lad.

>>135343537
No I don't have PPI

>>135343509
Only jews are uncircumsized due to ancient religious customs.

I am circumsized due to modern western customs.

Reminder that Steven Woolfe has disappeared

https://youtu.be/jEen3wr7dxA

>>135343585
I'm just telling you how it is.

>>135343549
absolutley capitalistic is are dan

his bants on lefties during the eu ref were good but he's capitalist establishment af

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>>135343639
>tfw you are so non-jewish you get circumcised

We need to doxxx Pube and post her validation seeking Instagram poses everywhere.

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>>135343667
Forgot pic

captcha: corso europa

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>>135343639

>>135343765
>1PBTID
BTFO

Won big on the Euromillions tonight lads. £4.80. Sorted.

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>>135343266
P...pube
Does your hair smell nice?

>>135343728
He's a great speaker and a good mind, a bit effeminate but that's fine I guess. But yeh, his views are pretty weak. Still, he did his bit for Brexit and I'll always at least somewhat respect him because of that

http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/tmp/cache/1467136463293.webm

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>>135343868
Like coconut tbqh

not memeing

conditioner has a strong smell to it

>>135343737
that's exactly my point
>>135343815
I don't see anything wrong with that image

>>135341822

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPSkJxfXQo4

reminder that venezuala could at least be a regional power if it was under national socialism

>>135343603
all the trannys and monks have ppi
think about it
what's so hard to understand about that

>>135343985
Post feet.

>>135343728
Remember when Cameron got cross with him for going on American telly and endorsing their "NHS = Death Panels" narrative?

>>135343520
think a special tranny one needs to get made for you, you disgusting faggot beta male(?)

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>>135344149
That was the one made for and by me.

t. chad

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>>135343894
>But yeh, his views are pretty weak

christ i've just witnessed his shittiest argument yet

>stalin is literally hitler

>>135344198
>>135344198
>>135344198
>>135344198

NEW

>>135344031
He reminds me of this cowardly fat kid I went to school with.

ffs Brits have you forgotten when we really stuck the finger up to authority
before the middle classes culturally appropriated our culture and stuff
who cares what people think
once upon a time a working class boy could have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI1VXeOeyj0

>>135344014
Look at how the cogs move:

Imagine the parents' cog is moving clockwise, that means the student's cog is moving anti-clockwise, and so is the teacher's. Problem is, the teacher's cog forces the student's cog to move clockwise (and vice versa). What happens is that the cogs don't move.

>>135344233
that doesnt even remotely make sense.

a special TRANNY version needs to be made specifically for disgusting animals like you

>>135344247
What were his points? That they were both essentially fascism? Horseshoe Theory? There is some truth to it, but to equate the two is retarded.

>>135344410
>that doesnt even remotely make sense
It makes perfect sense, you're incapabilities do not affect the image whatsoever.

https://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/13040/

Ameriniggers not welcome in Eastern Europe

>>135344466
>the uncanny similarities between the two
>rolls this clip showing propaganda posters

>>135343425

The Nazi/Communist comparison is so obvious to me but most people have been brainwashed into thinking the nazis were kind of secular satanists, so communists gets a free pass.

>>135342695
>It's not only somalia that do it
Who else then anon? Don't you fucking dare say Djibouti/Eritrea, because they're the same thing

>>135344504
>you're incapabilities
fucking low iq animal you disgust me lmfao

>>135344945
>wow he made a mistake when tired and high xdxd low iq xp
The eternal virgin poster

>>135345260
keep projecting what you are onto others pube you absolute disgraceful dog you are lower than a nigger jew.

>>135345437
>coping this hard
>attempt to insult others intelligence despite failing to comprehend a simple meme
whoa

>>135343639
rly makes you think

>>135345544
still not answeres my question as to why you haven't suicided yet.

>>135345738
>still not answeres
whoa

>2am
>brit/pol/ is bickering like niggers