Canadian horror stories

>>135332838
when i go to the beer store i gotta pay $12 for 6 tallboys

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>>135332838
If you disagree with the Cleese, I'll cum on your knees.

Chinks in hongkouver

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>>135332838
It's like this every day. All you hear about is how Canada is diverse (while always showing a Muslim or Asian) and how it's a good thing. It feels like being a second class citizen in the country your ancestors made.

Even 10 years ago it was so much better. There was still diversity, but it wasn't open season on whites and you could still make fun of gays in public.

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>>135332838
The NDP and Green parties formed a coalition and are now the government of my province.

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>>135333368

I pay a bit less than that, but it's for good beer, not budweiser or shit.

Azn who used to live in hongcouver here

>>135334495
Sorry brother, I constantly told my family members to learn some fucking English and behave like a civilized human being, but they won't listen. At least now that I'm adult, I don't talk to them nor meet them out of guilt for the white and the civilized. Will you forgive me?

Okay, "Canada".

>>135332838
RCMP breaking into houses in Calgary to check in on their guns during a flooding evacuation

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wage gap is real

>>135336623
Well not only do we get paid CAD, but a job that'd pay 60k in the USA pays like 40k here... Couple that with everything costing more and crackhouses being $1mil, I want to die.