Brit/pol/ - Bamburgh Castle edition

>>135330936
no thread for mini-HAPPENING, or am I missing something?

https://twitter.com/SINOinUK/status/890983749697011712
https://twitter.com/SINOinUK/status/890990968593408004
https://twitter.com/sally_wardle/status/891032722231230464
https://twitter.com/DigitalMarvyn/status/891035383395479552

New Britons are getting rather uppity.

first for grenfell

never forget

first for getting bummed in a public lavatory

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<wit>

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>>135330936
Take the Vegan Pill.

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YOUSORO

Canabis kills, keep it illegal

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548669/Devout-Christian-mother-three-31-woman-Britain-DIE-cannabis-poisoning-smoking-joint-bed.html

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Seventh for Yank Chicken

>>135331017
Just another day in London.

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>>135331066
I'm having duck tomorrow.

>>135330379
>>135330950
They were all more British than you two racists could ever dream of being.

Britishness is a concept. It's a mindset. It's diversity, tolerance, acceptance.

I'd rather 50,000 towers full of 'brown' (what does that even mean? why does colour matter?!) Brits than hateful creatures like you.

Literally kys you disgusting people

>>135331137
>dies from one joint

lmao

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>>135331048
Rightly, is that you?

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>>135331147
Meat is never a good choice.

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First for boxed munch.

12th for the man who appears on our 5 pound notes and who "saved us from tyranny" being in the pockets of (((international finance)))

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/what-to-read/no-more-champagne-churchill-and-money-david-lough-review/

KEVIN FROM RUGBY

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>>135330936
Is Dunkirk worth seeing lads?

>>135331256
paki

>>135331301
Remove the onion and add garlic mayo and it's good to go.

1st for rummaging around in a gay mans trouser pocket

nth for Eastendersposting

>>135330335
But she can never have the edge Janine had. The actress isn't even up to playing it. Should have just let her go to vet school and come back to be a local vet.

>>135330393
That's not the point. She is written badly. Nu-Max is the best villain since Michael Moon.

>>135331218
HS2 will be an election winner next election. Mark my words. If LAB back cancelling it and investing in local and cross country services they will gain at least 5pp vote share which will put them way ahead

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>>135331372
Is it just another hollywood jew 'muh anglos fought the war to save jews and homosexuals' like saving private ryan or inglorious basterds or actually worth seeing

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>>135331256

>>135331276

damn he's put some weight on since his Spaced days

>>135331405
Literally kill yourself.

>>135331405
I stopped watching for a few months after Ronnie and Roxxie died due to uni work piling up. What has Max done since? All I saw was him scheming up in the Shard or something lmao

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>>135331301
Fuck me that looks disgusting. Imagine all the calories, how does that not devastate your system?

In London lads. If the Allahu Akbar's don't get me, the rioting blacks will. It's been nice knowing you all.

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>>135331256

>>135330982
lure them in, provide ample daguerreotypic evidence of their depravity and vileness, then descend upon their unworthy heads with all might of Her Majesty's Constabulary like a fist of an angry god.

>>135331162
part and parcel, I see.

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>>135331066
Our sperm count is low enough as it is

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>>135331614
Cute

>>135331147
KEK
E E
KEK

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>>135331650
I wonder which story we will be most bothered about.

>>135331382
I may be from Pakistan but I understand what it is to be a good person. Being British is about being a certain kind of person, I am that kind of person. I don't care if somebody is black, white, brown or if they're male, female or somewhere inbetween. I don't care if somebody is tall or short, clever or less intelligent. I don't care if they're Christian or Muslim, atheist or Sikh. I love them all like I love my brothers.

Mohamod PBUH taught us the necessity and power of love, maybe one day you people will find that teaching either through experience, education or otherwise, but until then you'd be best just accepting what's happening to your country.

It's for the best.

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>>135331147

>>135331537
>uses lmao at the end of a sentence that isn't funny
>watches Eastenders

You have to go back.

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For all my 25 years on this earth, The Big Cheese festival has been held in my hometown. For 23 of those years you could wander in from any side, no checks, take a few cans in with you, sit on the grass, watch the cheese race and enjoy the bands all for free and probably only see 1 or 2 police officers wandering around at some point.

Its now a festival of fear, and people prefer it that way.

When our very way of life and our culture is under threat, why do we continue to sit?

>>135331454
But it was their idea.

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>>135331066

>>135331608
it's time to THIN RED LINE

>>135331753
desu if Scotland is staying, NI better get in on this too.

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>>135331066

>spending more money and time to find alternatives to nutritionally rich animal meat and produce

eastenders > corrie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emmerdale

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>>135331608
Same but i'm in Hampton Court I think I'll be safe

>>135331753
They need to be exterminated. The spiders too, probably.

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First for our boards patron saint karen!

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>>135331789
Why did you block me you big fanny?

>>135331812
Why are you getting so triggered? lmao

>>135331537
They died from falling in a pool, not uni work lad.

>>135331405
Janine was a total cunt. Max is taking over the properties in the square under the guidance of an East End gangster.

>>135331520
Beautiful man

>>135331614
That's a nice cat in a box. I have some pet goats.

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>>135331791

>>135331066
Started with this about 5 weeks ago just out of curiosity. Don't really notice any difference to my health desu, if anything I feel slightly worse. I've been vegetarian all my life though and work out regularly, so perhaps I'm already at peak health.

>>135331705
>pub cut off by the tide twice a day
fuck me that sounds like heaven
i want to buy that and turn it into the cosiest comfiest pub ever

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>>135331965

>>135331876
brookside >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>>135331850
And they can go back on it. They'll look like they listen to reason, something people consistently say politicians never do.

>>135332044
Brwhookside more like

>>135331454
>Labour
>The party with 8/9 Birmingham seats and an equally stupid proportion in London
As Harriet Harman put it to empty commons in 2011 it is mad that the conservative party is doing something with more opposition in it's own party than anywhere else.

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>>135331608
Good luck anon, lets get a riot playlist going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svitEEpI07E

>>135331833
>Caerphilly

I sucked a willy in Caerphilly

>>135331532
After you. I don't even like this shit, I just don't care enough to fight over the remote.

>>135331537
He's screwing everyone over, including his family. Some if it is for revenge, some of it for money, but I don't understand his endgame yet.

>>135331066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4s1I13tmQM
>vegan gets their protein by eating 5 pounds of lettuce
what the fuck is with these people?

>>135331705
>>135332011
£65k

I have about £7k. If we can get half a dozen of us together we could buy it.

>>135331454
Also HS2 Will be 2/3 done next election. Based Phillip Hammond changed jobs to follow his pet project

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>>135332127
Everything.

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1688 was illegal.

>>135331877
In Hampton Court Palace? I'm angling for a move to the south-west, is it nice there? Would rather just leave this god-awful city altogether, but realistically that won't happen for another two years so I need to find some sort of manageable solution.

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>>135332127
There is nothing wrong with eating healthy. If more people did it, Britain would be a better place.

>>135331799

She's awful but keep watching, it's so encapsulating.

Her son is mentally retarded in some fashion, and they make up illnesses to get benefits - e.g Lee, her son, can't have dairy and "the doctors don't know why" but she fed him a spaghetti carbonara with 10 servings of Double Cream in it.

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yaaaaaaaaas

>>135332243
you can eat healthy and still eat meat though.

can someone give me a quick run down on the rightly Twitter debacle ?
Or will I have to read through the old threads

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>>135331965
yum

>>135332243

Why is that kid eating a burger upside down?

>>135332089
I think you'll be surprised. There are a few anti-HS2 groups in parliament and there are a fair number of LAB MPs involved. They're not anti-investment, they're anti-HS2.

It's a fucking retarded project and nearly everybody knows that, even the Tories. They're just scared of upsetting their (((leaders))) since they've promised contracts

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Father please tell me of when you were little.

>>135332194
It won't even be 2% done

>>135331256
Pakis out

>>135332044
I've been to Brookside Close. In Jimmy Corkhill's garden, in fact. It is a cul-de-sac just off an ordinary road like any other cul-de-sac. They converted the houses to normal houses a few years back and you can live in them now.

>>135332347
It's in Australia I think m8

>>135332127
>>135332204
>>135332243
Lettuce isn't really healthy though is it. And lettuce is far, far worse for the environment than meat.

Vegans are absolute fucking retards and I suggest you all make a list of about 20 good arguments so you can make them look like the cunts they are whenever you encounter them in hipster bars

>>135332416
Yet another stupid racist. I bet you voted for Brexit too?

>>135332496
1. Meat is tasty
2. I'll eat whatever the fuck I want to eat.

>>135332127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

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>>135332243
You're just making me want to eat more meat.

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>>135332243

>There is nothing wrong with eating healthy

Voluntarily choosing to not eat nutritious animal produce is unhealthy.

Veganism is an eating disorder.

>>135332567

Pakis out

Anyone want to start a autist counter riot

I have butter, clotted cream, and jam but no scones lads.

Is """cream tea""" at midnight with toast instead of scones a good idea (yes/no)?

(not a fatty, just got back from the gym in fact)

>>135332571
That works too.

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Britpol is beyond shit tonight. Someone post something good.

>>135332397

>inciting violence

#CrossingTheLine

>>135332496
But that's not representative of all vegans. There are lots of good ways to get protein as a vegan, peas for example, soya even. It's easy as well.

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>>135331256

>>135332496
Complete strawman as literally no one advocates eating a lentil only diet. A balanced vegan diet is far more healthy and sustainable than a meat-based diet, and does not necessarily lead to any less protein or any deficiency in vitamins.

>>135331256
The tower burnt down because niggers are inept and too low IQ for health and safety.

>>135332319
He was getting a playful trolling on there by some Anons, then someone on here suggested to report him to the police and he got paranoid and closed his account.

>>135332618

I'll eat your meat sweetie, come see me outside the gents after 1am, i'll be wearing a hat

>>135332645
Not really interested in bothering with their golems
Much more interested in attacking the people calling it a protest than the rioters

>>135332192
It's up north though

>>135332632
I'm British. My mother and father were born in British India which later split to become Pakistan. I was born here. I am a direct result of Britain's meddling around the world.

Fortunately for you, though, I'm educated, I'm a business owner and I've created some nice blue eyed children with a Scottish girl so I'm helping you with your terrrible birth rate.

ENFIELD ARMY WHEN?

>>135331965
I guess you want this hideous nigger's chicken smeared lips around your cock, huh?

>>135332567
Paki's and wogs out

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The fuck is a catfish lads?

Probably some negroe degeneracy. Nasty hoe.

>>135332811
(Harry) Enfield Army?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4bQvEXiXc

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>>135332849

Why havent you gone out to watch Dunkirk yet?

>>135332592
>this is a big mac
it's a fucking burger.
not even a burger just a hunk of mince meat in a bun. what the fuck lol

>>135332801
Your children will never be white
And your people can never produce a western society

>>135332952
I fucking shat myself at the first scene. It was so loud

>>135331753

the race mixing one, obviously.

>>135332952
nolan's a hack

>>135332952
Saw it opening night mate.

>When those hints of Nimrod creep into the soundtrack at the end

BRAVO NOLAN

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>>135332592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Eeoqho-8k

>not posting the best one

Lads this is an absolute fucking choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Re7Osut7c

>>135332567
PAKIS OUT

>>135332667

Jam on toast is delicious, can't imagine anything else will ruin it. Won't be as good as a decent scone but it's better than nothing

>>135332359
They're like remainer groups. Pointless LARPing. The contracts have been given out, work starts this year. It is a financial mess, and the (((overbudget))) numbers keep spiralling but it is happening. I don't really care about all of that desu, because Corbyn will nationalise the railways and I'll be able to spend 20 minutes more in bed
>>135332398
It's supposed to be 3/4 done in 2022, which is why I said 2/3. Network rail have really improved over the last decade at projects, just look at the GWR Electrification

>>135331833

THEY
WON'T
CHANGE
ARE
WAY
OF
LIFE

<3

>>135332928
Last good comedians on the bbc?

>>135333135
@2:00 oooooof.

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>>135332977
>>135333123
is this shit popular on >>>/ck/ or something?

Pretty sure I've seen her on there and her son (pic related) looks like /oneofus/

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>>135332690
>Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
>I would get in the ring blindfolded with Mike Tyson in his prime right after he snorted a bunch of coke and go fifteen bare-knuckle rounds just for the chance to thank your parents personally for delivering such a heavenly blessed beauty into this world
>You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
Take your pick

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>>135332214
its beautiful but expensive and Kingston has grown 10x in muslim population since last year, it is one of the last white london areas

>>135332690

Aren't there riots in London ATM 'cos someone choked on the drugs they were trying to hide?

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>>135333255
Of course

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>>135333123
>boiled minced meat stir fry

>>135331454

HS2 is exactly the wrong policy. All it will do is make Birmingham a commuter suburb of London.

>>135333325
I would expect her son to have a lot worse skin than that.

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>>135332952
>>135333039
>>135333103
>>135333108

>>135333135
That tune they had in GTA IV was good

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>>135333255
If we aren't counting This Week as comedy.

>>135333383
Yeah but people are talking about veganism and eastenders.

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>>135333325
yes I think she is.
and /arelee/ supports UKIP. makes you want to vote labour desu

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>>135333318
>@2.00

Just wait for @14:30 odd

>>135332724
Nearly all vegetables are worse for the environment than meat.

Nuts aren't bad, so that's fine.

Soya is fucking terrible for you, especially for men. It literally turns men into women. Really makes me think

>>135332769
The tower burnt down because rich white people wanted to kill poor brown people.

>>135332800
The North of England is objectively comfier than the South

>>135332763
>Far more healthy
No it isn't. That's just blatant lying. Sustainability only matters when you're discussing massive populations shopping at supermarkets.

I grow a decent amount of vegetables, I rarely eat fruit, I buy my meat from local farms and I get eggs from a bloke in the pub. That's pretty fucking sustainable. It's not my problem that most people are lazy pricks who would rather just spend all their money in (((Asda))) instead.

>Does not necessarily
Not if you're eating 200g of peanuts a day maybe. 95% of vegans that I've seen have been frail, pale skinned little manlets. Lots of them faggots too.

Humans are omnivores. Always have been, always will be.

Even fucking simple biology can explain why humans aren't designed to be vegetarians.

If you wish to cuck yourself into a corner with your carrots then feel free, but don't try to evangelise. You're as bad as trannies with this shit

>>135332900
Catfish is when you lie about your identity online to get someone/ something

>>135333458
He has been particularly autistic recently on Twitter. I think he has overdosed on the black pill.

>>135333352
How about Richmond, Ham and Kew? I researched the demographics of pretty much every area in London to find the whitest areas, and Kingston didn't make the cut for that very reason.

>>135333398
that's not even t he worst part

>>135333508
kek

is he scottish? or northern?

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The pain of being a Hackney gentrifier.

>>135332900
Baiting someone on and leading them to believe something there not, there is a massively popular tv show about it.

>>135332801
So your family has only been here 50 years? I can trace my mum's family back to the Norman Conquest . You aren't British, ethnically or culturally and you should fuck off back to where you came from.

> I've created some nice blue eyed children with a Scottish girl
STOP RUINING OUR GENE POOL REEEEEEEEE

>>135333508
Kay supports UKIP too.

>>135332952
they got some retarded numale boy band to play a lead role

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>>135333346
Trust me young padawan I am an expert in these things

>>135333544
says rightly an his mate Kev !!

>>135333123
>top comment

>Truly a magnificient piece of cuisine. I was literally salivating at the beginning, watching that meat float around in that beautifully cloudy water. I can only imagine the marvels that you bestow upon the taste buds of your son daily, and I will forever mourn that it wasn't I who popped out of your womb so many years ago.

>>135332886
Racist.

>>135332995
My children are blue eyed and have light brown hair. I'm brown-caucasian, they're white-caucasian.

>>135333138
Racist

>>135333236
It won't happen. HS2 will not happen. Cap this post and we'll revisit it in 15 years.

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>>135333619
Northern. from sheffield.

his birthday party is kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRHaTj7hxk

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THANKS LABOUR

>>135333383

basically yeah

plus blacks are animalistic in their love of disorder and violence

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Riot's over.

>Google rigs searches to block access to World Socialist Web Site
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2017/07/28/pers-j28.html

>claim to be combating fake news
>go after socialists
Like fucking clockwork.

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>>135333458

>>135333685
I'm just relaying lines from an old tinder thread on bb.com, tbqh

>>135333523
I wish. They're enamored with their pet monkeys.

>>135333768
>>135333768
this channel is the grimmest fucking thing i've ever seen

To the /kayposters/, I present to you Lee singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dogLo5uqQKk

>>135331256
PC jargon and vacuous emotionalism. All bollocks.

>>135333403
>HS2 is exactly the wrong policy. All it will do is make Birmingham a commuter suburb of London.
That's the thing, it already is. In just the 2 years I've been commuting to London, I've seen the amount of people on my morning train increase and there's special Chiltern and Virgin services for commuters

>>135333833
You think people could figure out themselves socialism is retarded

>>135333544

so you're saying she's actually a 19 year old Aryan goddess ready to serve?

should have swiped right.

>>135333523
>No it isn't. That's just blatant lying
Vegans live longer than non-vegans and that's just a probable fact.

>Sustainability only matters when you're discussing massive populations shopping at supermarkets
True, but it's true of all large movements that they start with the actions of individuals. Veganism is growing significantly.

>95% of vegans that I've seen have been frail, pale skinned little manlets
True, but they're probably male feminists too. The real ideological masterrace is national socialist veganism

>>135333592
Quite white but still completely pozzed and full of (((london values))), everyone votes lib dem etc. Low crime though

>>135333865
It's so good though. She thinks she can cook and is helping people.

Occasionally she gets trolled and makes shit like 'bread soup'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HeM8XDGwPU

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>>135333795
LETS DESTROY OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD TO GET RID OF WHITEY

HOW DARE THEY MAKE THINGS NICE AROUND HERE

>>135333523
>Nearly all vegetables are worse for the environment than meat.

But that's fucking retarded. Animals eat many times their own weight over their lifetime. They drink hundreds of litres per pound of meat they give. Also think of the water that goes into growing whatever makes the feed for animals.

>>135333833
Shut the fuck up nigger.

get some JUSTICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Re7Osut7c

>>135333748
Pakis out

>>135333932

where abouts do you live? i've taken the chiltern line up to amersham

lovely part of the country, chess valley

>>135333523
>worse for the environment
Who gives a shit?

>Soya is fucking terrible for you
No it isn't, it's an incomplete protein so it is best to have with other proteins but really it's fine. The phytoestrogen/oestrogen thing causing feminising effects in men is clinically proven not to be true as well https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106 .

>tfw some guy i went to school with had a brief stint as a desperate youtube vlogger before being charged for distributing indecent images of a minor
and not even his life is as dire as this
>>135333896

>>135334107
Oh shit mean to post this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKzWLUQizz8

>>135333403

>working in London
>living in Birmingham

I can't believe people are this retarded.

>>135333662
So you're French then?

This is my point. There are no 'real' Brits. Being British is about a culture, about a mindset.

Tolerance, diversity, acceptance and progressivism.

I'm a Muslim but I also grew up listening to S Club 7 and reading Harry Potter. I went to a school in this country, have a degree in engineering, have a beautiful Scottish (whatever that even means) girlfriend, 2 beautiful children and I love this country.

I have dived head first into British culture, I have even recited parts of the Q'uran in some cathedrals and churches (in an attempt to increase congregation numbers). I am culturally British.

As I explained, there is no such thing as an ethnic Brit. We are, after all, all originally from Africa.

I am quintissentially British. Despite whatever you may think 'British' means, I assure yo am it.

>>135333523
>The North of England is objectively comfier than the South
Explain

>>135333748
>It won't happen. HS2 will not happen. Cap this post and we'll revisit it in 15 years.
Nigga we'll revisit it in a few months
So I can find it in the Archive
HS2 Unicorn TGV
Birmingham- Strasbourg

>>135333817
can see now how abdul gets shut down legals ..kek

>>135334187
far less terrorist attacks for one

>>135333918
>Think you're British
>Actually be a mix of Vikings, Normans, Romans, Arabs, Africans, Neanderthals
There is no such thing as 'British'.

>>135333748
>My children are blue eyed and have light brown hair. I'm brown-caucasian, they're white-caucasian.

So removing the nonwhite DNA from your gene pool makes your children more beautiful, more intelligent and just better overall people.

And yet you call us racist for pointing that out

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Brit /pol/ creates a "third position" nationalist organisation?

>whats it called?
>Who is allowed?
>Is it religious?
>what's the IQ acceptance level?
>Are tripfags allowed?
>etc?

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>>135333896
absolute leekino

and whoever posted that song thanks laddo. I like it. what is this genre of music called?

>>135334146
Speaking of rape

I'm finding sex with my girlfriend a chore recently

>>135333795
The white people who live in Dalston are all edgy 18-25 year olds who are are fucked up in bars and are probably getting hard over this.

Older and more solidly middle class whites live in Stoke Newington and Haggerston. Dalston is still mostly a black shithole.

>>135334187
They think that poverty and even worse weather is a good thing.

They also think that the entire south is the same as London.

>>135333817
>kebabs will outlive every disaster
Turkroach meme confirmed

>>135334131
I live in the islamic caliphate of Birmingham

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>>135333896
believe it or not, I laughed so hard that tears cover my face and I managed to throw up a little bit

>>135333994
That's fine desu, I'd rather live with idiots in a not-so-horrible-looking place than with dangerous idiots in a horrible-looking place. Unless there's any secret pretty redpilled area of London?

>>135332952
My mates wanted to see Baby Driver instead.

>>135334277
>London is in England
No

>>135334324
>Native Order
>Celtic, anglo, mixed race as long as they look and identify white
>Mormon
>100 minimum
>No tripfags

>>135334180
What's wrong with that? Fuck living in London

>>135333974
MUH VEGANS LIVE LONGER
>Wanting to live longer

Has it, by any chance, occurred to you that the sort of people who obsess over their food may also be the sort of people who don't drink, don't smoke, don't do dangerous jobs etc?

Veganism is retarded cuckoldry of the highest order and exists primarily because people are too scared to kill animals.

I oppose mass slaughterhouses and I believe everybody should raise and kill their own animals where possible. I also think people probably eat too much meat. But turning to seeds and apples and never eating meat is a nonsense.

>>135333592

I was at a wedding reception in Kew last weekend. White guy with a brown Asian wife owned the property. Hardcore Remainers. Said they originally bought the house 25 years ago because there was too much crime in Hampstead where they were living.

I didn't reveal my power level, couldn't possibly.

Richmond and Kew are the last bastions of middle class Englishness in London.

>>135334180
Welcome to London house prices.

When buying in and commuting from Birmingham is still a cheaper (money and opportunity cost) option than living near your London office.

London house prices have started to decrease, but it's a hell of a way to go.

/kayposting/

If you're new to Kay, watch these two videos - this guy has some inside dirt on them and takes the piss out of them.

Such dirt includes:
- the dog sleeps on the bed the dad died in
- Lee can only use his PS4 when uploading a video because Kay thinks electricity is charged on time used, not amount
- Lee got a message from a girl ending in xxx and he thinks he has a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipE2-9KjZrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbz9IurBYE

>>135334415
We should have a brit/pol/ meet up in Birmingham, it seems to be a fairly central location for some of us. And if we don't tell each other our trips then nobody will know who we are.

Apart from you, we'd probably be able to tell which one you were.

>>135333817

>turkroach using the trending riots to drum up business

>>135331372
it's amazing
>>135331509
that's never implied at any point in the film

>>135334503
kill yourself nigger,

>celts
>white

>mormon

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Cant stand that cunt James O'Brien. Makes me feel like screeching whenever I hear his voice. Hate him.

>>135334559
had no idea these existed. thanks lad

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>>135334559
>Kay thinks electricity is charged on time used, not amount

>>135334613
No let's have it in Middlesbrough
It's literally the middle

>>135334550
You get it anon, instead of a shite house share in Tottenham I'm a houseowner

>>135334422
Throwing up at his face and hairy moles or from laughing?

I just love how he's doing a cover and isn't using the karaoke version.

>>135334507

I find it hard to believe it wouldn't be more financially sane to work in the Birmingham version of your sector of employment (for less money than London, granted) instead of commuting there every day.

I would honestly rather work on the fucking tills of a local Co-Op than spend hours and hours out of my week sitting on a train to London. It's insane.

>>135334403
In the riots in 2011 the Turks came out and defended their businesses. Different issue though and I wonder if they would do the same with BLM harassing them.

>>135334539
Is it a nice-looking place though? Richmond Park and being close to a hopefully less polluted part of the Thames seems nice - really must visit before actually moving desu.

>>135334613
>inb4 black guy found hanged in Birmingham with a pepe mask on.

>>135334559
Who's that long haired faggot who just called her Irish?

>>135334682
What would yours be then?

>>135334613
>>We should have a brit/pol/ meet up in Birmingham

>Rightly has a rape fetish
Dress up as a 14yo girl lad, we'll meet at the train station

>>135333896
Why would anyone upload this to the internet, my sides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxoGArufdc

>>135334348

Hackney used to be heavily black and Irish, in Abbott's heydey the 1980s. Massively gentrified now, still a few dangerous spots where blacks live around council estates.

>>135334788
I'm from middlesbrough

>>135334613
The tram is broken (Steerpike wouldn't be able to come)
The pubs in the paki areas are very comfy I've heard, with just a couple of based old guys left behind

>>135334788
No fuck off.

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>kay vs jack
who would win?

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>>135334182
The Normans were French speaking Danes but at least they were European. You wogs will never be British because of the inherent characteristics of your race.

>Harry Potter
You have shit taste in literature. I fucking hated them as a kid.

>I have even recited parts of the Q'uran in some cathedrals and churches
Anti-Christian to the extreme, the CofE is a fundamental part of the foundations of our culture and Islam is a direct contradiction of your imaginary British 'values'.

>quintissentially British
AHAAHAHAHA

>>135334810
from laughing

it's fucking horrible

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN

>>135334061
>>135334146
Vegans very often point to the environment as part of the reason they made their shitty life choice.

>Animals eat many times their own weight over their lifetime
Cattle eat grass, lad; not high-water-content, intensely farmed lettuce.

Purely from a calories (and macros) vs co2 perspective, meat is pretty good.

>No it isn't
Oh, the (((government))) say it's fine, must be fine then. Until in 50 years they do what they've done with diesel and tell us the truth?

If you want to live your life without meat that's perfectly fine by me. I couldn't give a fuck. Just stop trying to turn everybody else into rabbits and stop pushing your wank agenda with totally pathetic arguments

>>135334187
They like being poor.

>>135334529
In all honesty I agree with most of that desu, I'm only trying it out because of curiosity about health and supply-chain sustainability. There's nothing really wrong with eating meat or dairy if you enjoy it (even if it's slightly unhealthy) - the problem is the farms are completely fucked and it's impossible to buy these products from sustainable sources as far as I can tell.

>>135334818

yes it's the most beautiful part of London, it was rural until not long ago

very high quality housing stock.

>>135334613
We'd know who you were from your voice.
Me as well, I probably have an Adrian Chiles/Noddy Holder tier accent to non-locals

>>135334550

But it's not even London house prices; what jobs are people doing that they can't work in a regional office elsewhere?

I don't even understand the financial types; all the big banks have offices in places like Edinburgh and Glasgow. You can't tell me you wouldn't have more money in your pocket living there and doing the same job.

so what do we think, does he have a gf or is this the smartest trick lee ever pulled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSmfvdV1lYg

>>135334302
>Romans, Arabs, Africans
Insignificant impact on gene pool. They contributed literally nothing.

>>135334698

He absolutely loves the sound of his own voice doesn't he? I bet he feels all clever when he uses big words with the plebs who phone in.

>>135334990
The culinary arts.

They would create such culinary marvels they'll put Escoffier to shame.

No surrender the Pope's a blender

>>135334302
yeah there is
and we're it and you're not

>>135334205
>Implying that just because it starts, it will finish
>Implying that it will be completed
>Implying that it isn't already outdated, pointless technology
>Implying that spending £100,000,000,000 on a shit railway makes sense
>Implying it will make any more sense once the second phase of the 2008 crash takes hold
>Impling it will make any more sense when we see the mass sale and implementation of self driving cars and electric vehicles over the next decade

Also I'm not sure if the /kay/ people know, but Lee (the son) vlogs
https://www.youtube.com/user/leeiscool1

He always starts the vlog in bed shirtless and ends it shirtless. Also, he feeds the dog in his bed.

>>135335112
I actually have a very thick irish brogue and put on the accent for videos/call ins.

>>135335173
He got a few messages ending in xoxo and thinks he has a gf.

>>135334816

Turks can do it because they're a non-white minority and so won't have the racism charge levelled at them

Whites are not allowed because of slavery n sheit.

What was your first kiss like Brit/pol/

I remember mine, I remember thinking "oh my god, my heart is racing, this is it, I'm actully a homo"

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>>135335173
this is literally the most pointless thing i have ever watched. he's like a blackhole of charisma and intelligence

>>135334814
I work for a political party. There's no Westminster up here, the only other UK places I could go to would be Edinburgh/Belfast
Also
London wages with Birmingham prices is a dream. The train journey's not that bad, it's only just over an hour. Perfect for watching shit/ breakfast

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>>135335374
but he was with someone in that video. he at least went to some effort to convince us

>>135333123
Sorry, did she just break up a block of dried noodles and add it to what looks like a deconstructed Shepherd's Pie?

This has got to be a joke now.

>>135335424
queer

>>135334302
Stop jewing jew

>>135335173
>leeiscool1

god fucking damnit I don't think I can watch anymore of this without my sides literally exploding

Finally finished The Gulag Archipelago lads. It was pretty boring, but picked up over the last 100 pages or so.

>>135334302
Mostly simplistic tripe! Pay less attention to memes. Educate yourself!

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>>135335112
They just hear Brum

>>135335115

Brexit will make people stop and think "Hmm, is this house really worth £650K?"

The bubble will pop.

>>135334788
Everyone knows the true meet up location would be the Caliphate of Lutonistan.

>>135334965
Oh yeah, I was talking about recently.

I walked down Ridley Market in Dalston just after closing and it was third world tier - and I've been to the poor areas of the third world. Corrugated iron roofs, shacks and disabled black people everywhere. The black areas of London are far worse than the Muslim.

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>>135335504
yes kek. fucking instant noodles
>>135335541
keep watching them. comedy gold

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>>135335493
Probably hired an escort with his Youtube £££.

>pic related, it's Kay when she finds out Lee spends time with another woman (there are theories Kay and Lee are in an incestuous relationship)

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>>135335585

This is what the price of a London flat gets you 6 miles - six - from the centre of Edinburgh. Mental.

>>135335598
why not do the Brit/pol/ meetup in America?
>Trump president (also caused Brexit)
>moral (no sex before marriage)
>nice people (no posh cunts)

>>135335484
The Anglo-Saxons and Celts didn't even contribute that much. The main contribution is from the people who were here before them

>>135335504
She is deadly serious. I thought it was a joke at first too, but watch the Christmas Dinner one and you'll know.

>>135335484

who is this delightful person doling out red pills?

>>135335424
You're a funny fag.

>>135335514
Yeah :)

I think the best part was the breakdown of all the hyper macho bullshit I carried in my teen years

Finally let go in the loving arms of my man

>>135335574
O-ok!

>>135335798
What does that even mean?

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>>135335703
are you from brit/feel/? have a common Kay

>>135335734
shit, that makes putting up with northerners look almost bearable.

>>135335057
>Cattle eat grass, lad; not high-water-content, intensely farmed lettuce.

Some cattle eat grass, some eat pellets. Chickens don't eat grass. As for water, how much water can be in a lettuce? Wouldn't a cow be able to drink that in seconds?

>>135335734
It's still near a major city so I reckon you could buy something on this scale for £170k in Yorkshire.

>>135335823
Saw it on a stewart lee video about ukip and paul nuttall

>>135335424
: )

>>135333768
It's his birthday and he's having two ham sandwiches. Fuck me, does he normally only have one?

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You're in the pub and this lad slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

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>>135335321
>Implying this isn't a ploy to siphon money with the (contracts)
>Implying (((Lord 'manipule the migrantion statics' Adonis))) and Phillip Hammond haven't taken huge backhanders
>implying the money for HS2 isn't pure debt and could be cancelled
>Implying Hammond wouldn't find money for his pet project
>Implying the government could leave it half built
It's shit, expensive, badly planned but happening

>>135335845
numale

>>135335754
>Implying 66% of Brit/pol/ aren't underachieving NEETS living on bennies.
Your an idiot

>>135334320
I didn't say they're more beautiful than they would be if they were brown. I'm telling you that ethnicity means nothing. Kazakhs often have blonde hair and blue eyes and most of them look more Nordic than most Brits.

>>135334998
>They were European
They all came from Africa. We're all African. We're all the same. How is this so hard for you to understand?

It isn't anti-Christian. Christianity, in the modern era, is all about acceptance and love, and they invited me, and the congregation enjoyed it. Some of the younger kids hugged me and I gave out some Q'urans.

>>135335086
>Trying it out because of curiosity
Okay and that's fine. I respect that. It is difficult to buy from good places, but if you live anywhere other than a big city you shouldn't be too far from some small farms.

And if you have a garden, grow as much as you can. It's easy.

>>135335214
Literal lies

>>135335320
Also lies. Being 'British' is, as I've repeated many times, a mindset. It's being accepting of others, it's being tolerant of different views, it's loving one's neighbour, it's being progressive, it's celebrating diversity and it's about being a part of the culture of Britain.

I guess in some ways it could be argued that most of the world is British. The culture from this country, and the USA has spread so far and wide that nearly all references to our media, our history etc are understood by most people.

i can't laugh at kay and lee. it's just too depressing thinking about how the education failed them and these braindead idiots actually exist as adults

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>>135336011
pls keep watching. his party is the funniest/most tragic thing i've ever seen. and yes all he eats is sandwiches desu

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>>135335894
idk what that is.

Have a rare kay with a bucket

>>135335734
You'd find similar houses that distance from most other UK cities desu, London is just ridiculous. Hopefully my boss will let me move to another regional office soon so I can actually get on with my life instead of wasting away in this cesspit - most of the work I do can be done remotely (like most people I guess), and there's really no need for me to be in London everyday. Once more and more people realise this I think there'll be a bit of an exodus from London.

>>135336057
maybe I can sponsor a few visas for those who are on bennies?

also
>your

you must be on bennies yourself

>>135335798
There was barely anyone here before the Celts except the Beaker people and as far as we know those cunts only lived in caves on the coast. Most of the East of England is Saxon and Danish as well.