What do you think about this?

>>135327512
Wholesome

>>135327512
This shit is dark. Finally, we live in brave new world.

what is it about liberals that makes them think they have to spoonfeed everything to children? The little fucks will figure out how to jack off perfectly fine without this type of shit.

They're gonna figure it out anyway might as well teach them not to do it in places they shouldn't

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>>135327512
FUUUUUUKKKK ive been doing it wrong the whole time!!!

>>135327512
Liberal destruction of the family unit. Liberal gives consent, assures the activity is acceptable and approved, and tells child to hide it from parents.

Liberals are mentally ill and they are not involving themselves in children's masturbation for any good reason.

I am Jack's jacked off penis.

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>>135327512
that you have a 200+ guaranteed replies thread bc of this picture and the faggotry that gravitates to this shit

>>135327512
This looks like the shit they gave to the special ed kids when I was in school

>>135327512
I dont get what the point of things like this is
I never did sex education and my parents never told me anything, at yet I figured out how to masturbate, its not hard

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>>135327512
This might be useful some day.

>>135327512
It was somewhat acceptable until they showed the penis and went into great detail. That was unneeded

>>135328800

lost

>>135328910
yeah kids aren't retarded.

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>>135329161
Thought so too

>>135328800
I am Jack's cold sweat.

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>>135327512

>>135327512
Someone meme the panel with the "ok" sign, that's hilarious

>>135329820
See>>135329510>>135329161

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>>135327512
well fuck this one. where's the fun in that

>>135330002
Did not pay attention, thanks

>>135327512
>the bathroom/tub/shower is ok to jerk off in.

NO GOD DAMNIT! Cum is not fucking water soluble! Do you want clogged drains?! Because this is how we get clogged drains

>>135327512
>only magazines of conventionally attractive cis-women
FAR right.

>>135330588
>Do you want clogged drains?! Because this is how we get clogged drains
Wait, really? I blew loads twice a day in the tub when I was 13

>>135330588
TIL

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>>135327512
>Cleaning with a towel
Am I the only one who needs to clean with water and soap to be non-sticky clean?

Were are the "Degenerate" memes.
They miss.

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>>135330088

>>135331559
kek

>>135331721

Fuck yes it does.

>>135327512
Degenerate.

>not teaching how to pinch your foreskin closed while jizzing to not make a mess

this proves it was made by jews who think everyone should be circumcised

>>135329161
White Power

>>135331559
Thanks anon I needed that

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>>135331371
>not consuming your own ejaculate
>current year+2

kys

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>>135329161
This too

>>135327512
This is for autist children.

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>>135327512
>this is my penis

>>135329161
for you

>>135331371
That might happen when your dick it's so short your pee hole it's right next to your pubes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuG60K-0c5g

>>135327512
looks like yet another jewish owned TX publisher stamping Common Core on a textbook of horrible things in order to rile up rednecks and advance a twisted antihuman political agenda.

>>135328800
I am jacks lack of surprise

>>135330904
Yeah it's not ever wonder why if you blow your load and get it wet it becomes sticky as hell? You are file because you were not producing hair or your family was curtious and cleaned the drain but yeah it will clog the drain after a while

>>135328753
This. Telling kids to hide things from their parents is terrible. Sure, maybe say not to just jabber about in school, but hide stuff from parents is grooming.

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>>135332857
>You are file because you were not producing hair or your family was curtious and cleaned the drain but yeah it will clog the drain after a while

What

>>135332857
>>135333069
who gives a shit, happens everywhere to everybody

>>135332226
I thought I was the only one. Ruins the orgasm though.

>>135332373
>there are many like it, but this one is mine
>My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
>Without me, my penis is useless.
>Without my penis, I am useless.
>I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…
>My penis and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
>My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
>Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

>>135333163
No! It's fucking sucks you cock monger, do you know what it's like having to be in a frat and end up getting elected the house manager and needing to explain to 30 + college guys that are 18 to 24 not to fucking jerk off in the showers?!

I have delt with shit you don't even wanna know.

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>>135333226
Nice.

Even if you want to teach someone about masterbation, this comic is terriable.
When you have a sex talk, you are direct.

I feel bad for the kids whose mommies didn't teach them how to masterbate during bath time.

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>>135327512
This entire penis pedo propaganda poster is like a big wojack meme

>>135327512

>>135328455
There are people who autistically insulate their kids from any information about sexuality which consequently produces kids who don't know shit about it

>>135333608
I always wanked into the toilet or a sock.

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>>135332226
Just aim for the toilet

>>135328140
Damn, that was my first thought too. If it's anything I fear it's the "perfect" society Huxley painted up in that book, when humanity is no longer human.

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How can we improve this comic

>>135327512
If they had crashed, we would never know they were shit skin females. Instead they get praised for their skills under duress for forgetting to raise the landing gear for entire flight and running out of fuel.

>>135334594
lmao

>>135336805
kek

>>135333298
GET SOME

>>135328140
>>135328910
>>135328455
I think this is for retards, not little kids. You'd be surprised how many tards become obsessed with masturbating as soon as they learn how, to the point where it becomes a behavioral problem.

I'd presume this is an attempt to teach them basic etequitte, like how to do it in their own bedroom instead of a random Walmart aisle.

my gf likes it when i touch myself in front of her though

>>135341753

kids who are sexually abused also have that issue

compulsive masturbation tends to mean something is wrong, and frequently it's sex abuse rather than retardation

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>>135327512
If sex is naturally inbuilt in us, so can race.