Post things that are banned in britain.

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Buying cutlery without an ID.

Shitposting.

>>135327365
Cities which haven't become their own foreign states

Does britain have any dignity left?

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>be british
>cops raid your house because you have a butter knife

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

>>135327365
Opinel is a great knife.

>>135327739
They have brexit, but other than that not really.

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Truthful history.

>>135327487
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>135327365

Banter.

>>135327365
when are bongs finally banning trucks?? racist scum!

>>135327365
Awhile ago while browsing came across a article from the bdsm community saying that it's banned there. And it was even saying doing anything dominant like telling your gf "no" or not letting her spend your money is a criminal offense because it's considered abusive.

>be british
>get arrested for not paying your TV license
Lmao

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>>135327425
*unsheaths bike wheel survival bow*

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>>135327365
Jokes aside a small knife like that wouldn't be banned, the blade needs to be longer than 3 inches for it to be illegal to carry. I'm not defending our shitty laws but your meme is shitty too.

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>>135328050
A while ago I bought one of those Opinel box sets that has a bunch of different sizes. I imagine leaving that somewhere in London for some dumb cunt to find and scream "JESUS CHRIST IT'S AN ARSENAL!!" and call the bomb squad and national security or something.

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>>135328069
You don't understand, Brexit was done to signal to the world how much they hate white Polish immigrants over Paki, Indian and African migrants which sometimes mayhaps cause a bit of trouble due to the structural racism of British society and the Western World but never as much as those damn white Poles.

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>>135327365
>banned in britain

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Brooms

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>>135328473
>3 inches
Oh, all is fine then john darling

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>>135327365
Hurt feelings. Pic related.

Offensive facebook comments.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/16/man-arrested-facebook-posts-syrian-refugees-scotland

Following the arrest, Insp Ewan Wilson from Dunoon police office said: “I hope that the arrest of this individual sends a clear message that Police Scotland will not tolerate any form of activity which could incite hatred and provoke offensive comments on social media.

http://conservativetribune.com/man-arrested-comment-facebook/

Richard Evans, a 37-year-old man believed to be the son of one of the owners of the rental company the van used in the fatal terror attack came from, was taken into custody after seemingly suggesting the Islamophobic attacker could have been more effective if he had used a steam roller or tank to conduct his vehicular assault.

“Glad I’m not running the van hire the police wouldn’t like what my answer would be,” Evans is alleged to have wrote in a Facebook post on an account that has since been deleted, but not before it was shared numerous times on Twitter.

“It’s my dad’s company I don’t get involved it’s a shame they don’t hire out steam rollers or tanks could have done a tidy job then,” he allegedly added.

The U.K. Independent reported that Evans was “held on suspicion of displaying threatening, abusive, insulting written material with intent that is likely to stir up racial hatred.”

>>135328736
Archived that

>https://theguardian com/uk-news/2016/feb/16/man-arrested-facebook-posts-syrian-refugees-scotland
https://archive.is/z6YCe

>>135327517
Blondes?

>>135327487
wow i havent laughed out loud in a while until now. seriously britcucks? why havent you all killed yourselfs or your government yet?

>>135327872
>Lost my mother to a bike wheel
Lost my country to a kike shill.

>>135327365
>be me
>jamal McBurgersteinovitz
>bedtime, so get bed dinner ready
>tub of lard with a spoon
>getting in bed, diabeetus leg falls off
>throw in bin
>wake up hungry 5 mins later
>roll downstairs leaving a snail trail of sweat and drool
>fridge is gone
>robbed by niggers
>call police
>Somalian officer turns up
>get shot

Y'all

>>135328382
That is so fucking cool.

>>135328711

are truck nuts really banned in britain?

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>>135328736
>Richard Evans

Rich Evans is a good boy and didn't do anything.

>>135327487
And to think that once they ruled the waves.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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>>135328577
You're totally right

>>135328473
depends if it's a locking blade, all locking blades are illegal in your country m8

>>135328988
Maybe they identify as tractor nuts, you don't know.

>>135328577
>You don't understand, Brexit was done to signal to the world how much they hate white Polish immigrants over Paki, Indian and African migrants which sometimes mayhaps cause a bit of trouble due to the structural racism of British society and the Western World but never as much as those damn white Poles.

Fucking this. I never minded the poles at all, or any real (white) European. infact the only reason people side with the EDL is because Muslims tell them that fags are wrong, and cunts shouldn't be put on a pedestal. This offends the average Brit.

We need a good culling. An Ethno EU state i'm all for.

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>>135327517
being white is definitely banned in britain

>>135328988
No just real ones

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>>135327365

>>135328898
>bin
Hello, Ahmed, how is London?

>>135329071
ohhh myyy godddd

>>135328708
>>135329082
That's just for EDC. Hunting knives etc are OK in context - ie hunting camping, work etc. Not on the dance floor or shitaviousses house of crack.

I got a spiderco for EDC and a kabar for hunting.

>>135329173
>denists
Which one of us is retarded? Or both?

>>135327487
KEK, can't brits order knives off like fucking amazon or something?

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>>135327365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JNCq8GX5OY
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BIN THAT KNIFE

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Happiness

>>135327487
No fucking way. Really?

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Life Enjoyment

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>>135328736
fucking wow
This is great
Do they report hate crimes ?
I can't wait to make a parody account
or just make anti Muslim shit lord comments at the BTP
Thanks Anon

>>135328518
His hair is pretty neat.

>>135329383
Shit, still had the meme flag on from /lrg/

>London
Had to visit a few times recently for work. It honestly wasn't as bad I was expecting. Where I was (Euston, Camden etc) I saw more eastern euros than anything else. Having said that, that moped acid attack thing happened while I was there...

>>135329494
>born with no vital organs
why did they keep this thing alive and let it suffer so much

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>>135329479
It's a meme, lad

https://www.knivesandtools.co.uk/en/ct/ka-bar-knives.htm

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>>135327365
Sun

>>135328560
BIN

drop the knife

>>135328736
>make fake muslim accounts
>exploit the cucks to frame lefties of being islamophobic

why not?

>>135327365
Freedom of speech
Freedom of association
Courage
Standing up for your nation, people, and future

>>135329613
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>>135329482
why are brits so unbelievably degenerate

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>>135329866
Opportunity to save it existed, you fucking coward.

Never have kids, if you do, give them for adoption.

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bin that thought

>>135329893
Kek, so I need an id to buy a butter knife, but no id to buy a military knife?

>>135328473
That's an Opinel, the blade locks using that little collar, so it's potentially unlawful regardless of blade length. It needs to be less than 3 inches AND not lock.

>>135327872
>Thank you. And we're sorry to hear that
Kek. What kind of retarded brainlet is controlling the Hackney's twatter account?

>>135327365
Whenever I come across these threads I like to play "Britannia rules the waves" on loop until I piss myself - sad tears streaming down my laughing face

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614834/Arrested-quoting-Winston-Churchill-European-election-candidate-accused-religious-racial-harassment-repeats-wartime-prime-ministers-words-Islam-campaign-speech.html

The dispersal order was issued following complaints from members of the public about the man's behaviour.

'He was further arrested on suspicion of religious/racial harassment.

'He quoted an excerpt about Islam from the book The River War by Winston Churchill.

'Reportedly, a woman came out of the Guildhall and asked Mr Weston if he had the authorisation to make this speech.

'When he answered that he didn't, she told him, "It's disgusting," and then called the police.

This is another thing that winds me up, after brexit, did they start fights with niggers? Did they try and push out somalis? No, they abuse old German ladys. GERMANS. It's like the Anglo hasn't read a fucking history book, Or book for that matter.

>An old, crying German woman calls up James O'Brien on LBC telling him about the racial abuse she is facing in the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZdb3BYMKno

I could do this all night going on about police arresting over offensive facebook pages. This one is a fucking classic though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185494/Olympics-2012-Parkinsons-sufferer-Mark-Worsfold-54-arrested-police-smiling-cycling-road-race.html

A father with Parkinson’s disease was arrested as he watched the Olympic cycling road race because he ‘failed to smile or look like he was enjoying himself’.

Mark Worsfold, a martial arts trainer and former soldier, claims that he was thrown to the floor and handcuffed just as cyclists passed by.

Mr Worsfold, who had stopped to watch the men’s road race in Leatherhead, Surrey, after holding a Taekwondo demonstration nearby, said officers told him he was being arrested and taken to Reigate police station because he was not smiling.

>>135329494
Too soon

>>135329480
>posting the photoshopped version

>>135329401
How is that any different than EDC, you never know when you will need a knife and I don't mean for self defense. For instance can you not carry a locking knife in your first aid kit, being that locking knives are safer since you are less likely to cut yourself or hurt the person you trying to help.

What if you just bolt 2 knives together and call them scissors?

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>>135327517
>>135328789
>>135329228
FIlename = Dentists

>>135328382
Sauce?

>>135327365
Not paying the Bull Tax

>>135328799
Because we don't have guns

>>135327365
>a fancy letter opener is banned
How do you guys read your mail?

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>>135330338
I feel for you. I'm going after your countrymen that piously defend it, but have the obvious schadenfreude of socialist peasants.

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>>135327365
>>135330087

>>135327365
Actually, that's legal

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>>135329533
>tfw
:'(

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>>135330207
I guess they have your details from the order, and know your over 18 cos credit card. All the knife shit only happens in "quintessially british" neighbourhoods...

I got a right collection of edged weapons. Set of pic related having on my wall.

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>>135327872
They have to post those (((weapons sweeps))) as a joke right?

>>135329613
>>135329533
>potato bitch hating on his superiors

>>135327872
56%


>>135327927
oh sweden, you are so innocent and rapey

>>135330660
show your geo flag fuck boy


>will no one else defend the homeland?

>>135331050
They are 100% real and not a joke

>>135327365
>get shot, BLACKED and fat
>>135327425
>get ass filled by Bosnians
>>135327487
>get anal fucked by Dutchmen and overdose
>>135327534
>get fucked by your brother, fuck your sister to release tension of loosing Civil War
>>135327739
>get beheaded
>>135327690
>get knifed
>>135327927
>become a Somalian colony
>>135328169
>get whole navy destroyed and give land to the Anglo
>>135328226
>commit suicide
>>135328459
>get birthed into a Slav rapebabee and YELLOWED
>>135328708
>get poor
>>135328768
>get CHRISTIAN'd and loose respectful pagan history and raped by Swedes
>>135329082
>leaf
>>135329533
>get land taken and die to Potato famine
>>135329746
>get ass fucked TWICE in a century
>>135329983
>get MONGOL'd and depressed
>>135330206
>get Ebola
>>135330285
>get PERU'd and irreverent

Evening, chaps.

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Babies with birth defects

>>135328382
need a crossbow version

>>135331191
>being this mad
It will be okay Sadiq, just put the knife in the bin

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>when you need to show ID to buy a spoon
You just might be in the UK

one staged school shooting and you cant own a kitchen knife

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>>135331102
> can't even own a fucking swiss pocket knife
Kek

>>135329691
>Do they report hate crimes ?

Funny you mentioned that. During Brexit many people who saw Nigel Farage on TV said he was commiting hate crime against immigrants, and reported him to the Police. The police said this caused a huge spike in hate crime. Because they class hate crime if someone see it as a hate crime, they have to record it as a hate crime. So during Brexit, people reported Farage, said they hurt their feelings, and the media responded by saying there was a massive surge in hate crime.

>>135329691
>I can't wait to make a parody account

Export your freedom, charge native Brits a dollar for a tweet to mouth off to the police. They can't fucking touch you, and would be fantastic to watch.

>>135330409
>first aid kit
That would be classed as good reason. Lock knives aren't illegal, just can't be carrying one without a good cause. For a 3" non-lock you don't need a reason, can just keep it clipped in your pocket all the time.. They make edc knives specially, easy to open, vhard to close. And yes it's retarded to make an issue out of a safety feature...

>>135327365
I think it would be easier to make a thread named 'Things not banned in britain'

Yes please more
I was feeling apprehensive about moving to spain
But this really helps

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>>135327365
You know, it honestly annoys me. I have a leatherman wave which was the same tool the two police officers posed with with their dumb smug expressions on their face posed with as if they had just prevented a crime from taking place.
I used to carry it with me all the time until I learned it was illegal for one reason; the blade locks. I never carried it in an accessibly on my person or openly and have never been in trouble with the law and despite a pocket knife being extremely easy to purchase from a shop that becomes illegal as soon as you leave the store with it outside of its packaging it just amazes me that people would think that someone would spend £100 on a blade that, let's be honest, is a pretty shit tool if you wanted to kill someone when you could go down to your local shop and buy a kitchen knife or a hunting shop and buy a machette for a lot cheaper.
The fact that a <3 inch blade that doesn't lock means that if I welded the blade into its open position, filed it down and then sharpened it to make it legal and a much more lethal weapon just shows how corrupt zero tolerance policy can be.
Ofcourse, it's not like America is free from this stuff. You can't drink liquor before you're 21 and be charged with a felony for using a fake ID or buying alcohol for someone underage with a maximum of $25,000 fine.

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>>135331274

BIN THE BABY, NOW!

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>>135331191

Evening Pakistan, here's your (you)

>>135331442
that may or may not be true, but to that i say...

>enjoy the browning of america, Mr. Freedom

>>135331050
Quotas mate. If you need to fill a weapons quota, you'll find weapons. It's why you don't pay fire crew by the no of fires they put out...

>>135329158
They won't exist in the next decades. No need to ban them.

>>135330409
The basic rule is that you can't have a knife in public without "good reason", but there's an exception if the knife has a folding blade less than 3 inches long, then you don't need a good reason (though it could still be considered an offensive weapon depending on the circumstances, as could literally anything else).

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>>135331191

you fought for this

>>135331191
you're doing god's work


>>135331337
what sorry tyrone?

>>135331715
good evening inbred mongol, here's your (You)

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>>135329866
>thing
What's wrong ,Buddy? Did someone let you down?

>>135331731
I'd rather be a brown christian than any color of muslim.

>>135331580
We do actually have a bacon problem here
>British bacon
>from the back
>chewy
>tastes like shit
>doesn't crisp up
>no fat marbling

>American bacon
>from the belly
>soft
>delicious
>crisps up beautifully
There is a shop here that sells oscar meyer bacon here now though, what a godsend

>>135328382
>full bike wheels are banned
>bong creates a weapon out of a HALF wheel rim
They are crafty at finding loopholes though...

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>>135331536
The biggest one

>>135331191
t. mohammed

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>>135327365
Beatiful women, all pretty girls in Britain are publicly executed under the Slag-Protection Act.

>>135331992
whole fried pork belly is the real redpill

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>>135331191
HOLY SHIT
> being this mad
Its ok you can't have our freedoms
See>>135331442

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>>135331992
>American bacon
You have to go back son. That crispy American bacon is disgusting. Pic related is what a proper set of rashers looks like.

>>135331875
Fuck the jewK and fuck inbred sand niggers

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>be bongonistpartandparcelan
>have birth defects
>get executed by Supreme Council of Life and Death of the Socialist Union of the United Kingdom

>>135331875

The difference between me and you is that I embrace the meme as it is just that a meme. You however will always be a paki, a buttblasted paki.

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>>135328518

QUINTESSENTIAL

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>>135327487
>20 pounds for 2 spoons, a fork and a knife
Go to a 99p store and I bet they don't even put those signs up, and probably give you 10 of everything.

>>135331875
Thanks very much, mate.
>>135331845
Seems like you didn't learn much from the last couple of wars. Pipe down, Abdul. Have a cup of tea. I'll gladly make you one if you so wish.
>>135332067
t. tyrone
>>135331337
I do apologise, my African American friend. I do not speak Gorilla.
>>135331715
I do apologise, my Finno Altaic mutant friend. I do not speak Mongolian.

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>>135331191
>get ass filled by bosnians
>british education
U MAD

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>>135332227

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>>135328893
I kek'd and then I cried...

also captcha

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>>135331191
now this is podracing

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>>135331191
It is a tragedy you are helping your nation become US. Welcome to the 3rd world Mr. fucking Bean

>>135332382
Stfu slovakia

Pride.

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>white males.jpeg

>>135332382
I do not speak to Eastern Islamic europoors, good sir. I think you dropped your legacy somewhere.

Oh, pardon me. You never had one.

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>New law in the UK for 2020 - All trees to be cut down as they are basically pointy stick factories.
>All citizens are required to turn in any mops, brooms, canes, or pool ques in their possession.

Oy, don't be a prick, bin that stick

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>>135329533
>>135329613
Brits are worse than Swedes. Fucking Christ. I hope the Muslims give them what they deserve.

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>>135331191
>>135331102
>>135331875
>>135332376
>being this butt blasted holy shit

>>135328789
underrated

>>135332581
Like those marches burgers have in San Francisco?

>>135330589
kek

Would Charlie get executed if he was brown?

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>>135332385

t. pakistan

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>>135332105
She shall never be forgotten.

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>>135332596
>>135332547
ok tony, choke on some more albanian cock.

>>135332385
delete this post
SUOMI is based

Damn, this board is way too easy for getting (You)s.

>>135332629
i suck dicks
i can rap
bass bass
im a nigger
do what i say

those cigarette commercials by the government with truth wrote on them, the government is fake in itself since it IS a man-made concept

>>135327872
In case anyone is wondering about the bike wheel. Still retarded though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOgGRwhPM6A

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>>135332206
nice kid's meal

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Banned in Britain:
"I don't know if we should be allowing all these foreign people into our co-"

*Bobbies show up and haul you off to jail*

>>135332860
have some spit, bin that shit

>>135331505
You missed my point, a good reason could be as simple as "It's the most useful tool available to mankind for a millennia" So essentially the law is unable to be upheld unless you can prove you have or intend to use the knife for a malicious purpose.
The law basically hinges on the ability/intelligence of the bearer to communicate the useful nature of a knife in an everyday situation, which clearly obtains. It is just one of those laws that leaves a grey area for civilians to fall into so they can be detained rightfully or wrongly.

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>>135332105
>Slag-Protection Act

>>135332807
>choke on some more Albanian cock.

I bet you are VERY familiar with it.

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>>135327365
>Post things that aren't banned in britain.
would have made for a better show desu with the amount of things that are banned
next they'll be taking away the right to breathe from whitey

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>>135332376

hahahaha you fucked yourself harder with both wars than us haha

At least I can own an AR15 legally and carry knives legally and are not CCTV'd everywhere I go.

How does this make you feel?

It is asthonishing that you would rather bomb and burn aryan children again than stand up against the jews for once. This is the absolute state of the Anglo mind. You are fucking SICK in the head.

>>135327365
I refuse to post a man's genitalia.

>>135331979
enjoy the death of your race.

>i'd rather be a muslim than have my people die out

>>135332756
Amazing comeback there saami, thats me told. I see the fingol reputation for being meme masters is true...

>>135332904
looks like you hit a steak with a weed wacker

>>135332954
they can prove*

>>135329533
>>135329613
and people complain about sweden...

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>>135327365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX0zS6BZiQg

>>135331191
I AM NUCLEAR
I AM WILD
I AM BREAKING UP
INSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135332691
i would not have expected you to turn on us Macedonian bro.


>i expect an apology

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>>135327487

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>>135332970
not really. :^)
go bomb some more christians to save your muslim bulls.

>>135333202
>doing drugs using spoons
top kuk

>>135333155
>get your mouth covered in German sausage and your bum filled by Stalin

Thanks for popping up, Poland!

>>135332904
>meal
Kek, that was just an englishmans breakfast, son.

>>135328069

Brexit was orchestrated to allow further exploitation by the corporations and we all know who owns them.

They only gave a referendum because they knew either way they could control the outcome. All the politicians that have been involved in this orchestration will receive awards and massive praise in years to come for playing their part.

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>>135332999

>At least I can own an AR15
>caliphate of germania

how

>>135333155
my main slav, shouldn't you be squatting else where?

>>135333202
>he and his brother keep losing them
what a bunch of idiots

>>135333007
i don't care I'm already a mongrel. My bloodline will live on.

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>>135333189
maybe you should learn to deal with bantz without acting like an autistic glue eating retard

>>135332756
We love you Finland, keep rolling with the punches

>>135329533
same in america
https://archive.is/6Yign
prison time lose family 5 kids
paraphanelia
defend it all you want to faggots

>>135333285
A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE, THE RAGING CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD

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Shitting. On. The. Quran.

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>>135333308
And this is what our appetizers looks like.

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>>135333262
>use outdated map
>Serbian education

I knew Eastern Europoors were thick in the head, but this is reaching new heights!

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>>135333036

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>>135328799
>>135329558

>>135329533
The TV license companies get annoyed at Scottish people because they overwhelmingly don't pay for the licenses

They actually have this on their youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4z5NOkiQNg

Why should we though? The media is beyond biased, most of the shows are shite and the ones that are good are probably months apart that I can get on demand through subscription services. The morning TV is good morning Britain where Piers Morgan gets to drone on about how Scotland should shut up and accept brexit while talking about the latest union jack tea cozies and loose women have nothing but feel bait for stay at home and single moms with nothing better to fill the void in their life. The only redeeming quality would be channel 5 to watch the express wind up people in interviews and predict doomsday every week.

>>135333521

What's the rambling about?

>>135333438
t. Genghis bar Jamalstein

>>135327517
Underrated.

>>135333552
it looks unnatural can people with shit taste not talk about food?

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>>135333327

We got about 6 Million legal guns (and 20 million illegal ones lol).
2015 a citizen of Hamburg shot One of two nigger home invaders dead with an illegal pistol and only got a slap on the wrist for owning the pistol illegally, the self defense in itself was legal.

Last year in spring a 62 year old German gun owner shot a 18 yo refugee burglar in the head with his revolver and wasnt even charged.

>>135333610
you need to brush up on your memes senpai

>>135333447
Question: Russians that leave their country but appear to remain patriotic to the flag, are these communist sympathizers or spiteful of Jewish desecration of Russia that took place over the 20th century? Asking to gain insight on acquaintances.

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>>135333625

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>>135333552
And this is what the end result looks like.

OY VEY, CAN YOU SEE...

>>135333800

I need to brush my teeth...

I'm off to bed. Goodnight mate.

Sorry for the insults guys.

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>>135333739

>implying this doesnt happen in Britain
>hitler dog guy

>implying that disproves my point

For an occupied country we are doing better than Britain. I was just pointing out how hilarious it is to see some of the Allies crash and burn harder than we do.

Turns out that being a good goy doesnt spare you from the goy treatment, does it?

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>needs a license to watch tv
>needs a license to buy a butter knife
>anime lolis are banned
Soon you bongs will need a permit just to shit in your own toilet

>>135333552
>Plastic meat with raw pepper
Burger fine cuisine everybody

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>>135333560
>outdated map

>>135333308
>breakfast
>not a meal

you're making us look dumber than a fucking American, are you actually trying?

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>>135333610
Holy shit this thread is priceless
Mark my fucking words, lads.

This is how this happened.
This is how the Anglo died.

Press S to spit on Anglo's grave.

>>135333790

how can Germany be cucked and uncucked at the same time? I don't understand your politics...

>>135328518

always carry bicarb soda to throw in your face to neutralise acid. don't be that guy.

>>135333586
At least we still have witchcraft to curse the niggers.

>>135333967

>implying there are any non indian "Brits" left

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>>135333853

>>135331740

I guess that means American cops are paid by how many nigger scalps they turn in.

>>135333790
>Hamburg
>the same shithole where antifa basically rules the streets and shit all over the police/government
yeah, it's based alright

>>135333902
Nothing wrong with a lady expanding her freedom lines.

>>135333982
I don't know why they put plastic on the steak.

>>135333967

>implying they use toilets

see>>135334154

>>135334038
Ultra cucked leftist elite ruling over a naturally conservative populace i guess

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>>135329613
That's some depressing shit man.

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>>135333609

>You have internet right? Yes? Well you could theoretically watch iPlayer so now you have to keep paying for our propaganda

Britain has been a nannystate shithole my whole life, when was the last time it was good, before Churchill the traitor?

>>135334038

Germanys national soul was removed in 1945, right now we are just a giant manufacturing plant.
Also we got a lot of gun manufacturers that sell to all of Europe, not just the big ones like HK and Walther but also smaller ones like

http://www.oberlandarms.com/
http://www.schmeisser-germany.de/
http://www.hera-arms.de/

>>135327365
bin it you cheeky cunt

>>135327365
internet

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>>135334166
DUM
DUM
DUM
ANOTHER ANGLO BITES THE DUST

>>135331597
>You can't drink liquor before you're 21 and be charged with a felony for using a fake ID or buying alcohol for someone underage with a maximum of $25,000 fine.
Not having a basic understanding of Federalism in the US

I fucking hate this country

I fucking hate the bus driver not being able to speak nothin but Polish

I hate seeing fucking blacked british woman with no father around every day

I hate seeing burkas every blink of an eye

im so fucking done

>>135331191
oi m8 thats are you inciting hatred without a licence?

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>>135327365

>>135334186

>Estonia
>the same shithole with 25% russian rape baby population

see I can do that as well. I never said that Germany was based. Its just better than the UK in certain regards which is funny since they (((won))) the war.

>>135327365
Having a pair of testicles

>>135333560
God he would look cute as a girl

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>>135327365
Oops, my mistake, that's the United Cucks of America that online poker is banned.

>>135333609
if its really so godamn expensive then, someone tell me why i can go out, and unscrew something, screw something else in on the pole, walk back to my tv, and have cable for.
there literally doing nothing, but terrorizing everyone. i mean they do what they can to block it but hey fuck you get out then take yoru shit and unhook it off my godamnproperty
i guess the british don't have rights to property either
unless th queen tells them wht to watch

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>>135333790
>bragging about having 20 million illegal guns

>>135334484

It really makes you wonder how Britshits reproduce.

In all seriousness how bad is it in Britain? Is it really like a nanny state over there?

>>135332105

Pretty girls in Britain usually become super sluts that virtue signal, drink too much, and get ruined by the makeup so they're not desirable anyway.....or they lose their looks earlier and become radical feminists hating on everyone else because nature has given them a big fuck you on a genetic level.

I studied in the UK and the average BMI for a woman must be at least 40+ in reality but doctors probably fear telling them the truth because they'll get fired for fat shaming the hippos.

>>135329080
At least the Polish are woke, but not the poles that come here, especially the women. They come here for abortions and welfare. Remember that. The poles should be kicked at as well. They are literally just white Mexicans

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>>135334312
>Churchill
Wanted to remove commie and halt immigration. The traitors were them who voted in that pinko Attlee in 45. Pic related

>>135334518
That's the thing. Netflix, amazon prime and such is cheaper than the tv license and most of the BBC stuff is on netflix.

>>135327365
even my air rifle is illegal i britain.... well you would have to have an FAC license for it.... weak

>>135334525

>I am le free 3% rebell
>But also I do like licking boots :D

wew , that is why America became so shit

As an Immigrant my parents had the choice of either going to Britain or Canada. Glad they chose Canada.

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>>135334486
faggot

>>135332206
There's truth to the old saw that the British military created an empire spanning the globe just so they wouldn't have to stay home and eat English food.

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>>135334687
let me rephrase that,
>only having 20 million illegal guns

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>>135334579

No. churchill was used as the good goy he was and discarded after he had done his job.

With jews you lose

>>135328382
But a bow is essential equipment for all Englishmen - for killing Scots.

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>>135331191
you are showing some altered behavior and dangerous signs of xenophobia, I reported you IP to the police enjoy paki rape.

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>>135332105
Riiiight. Our birds are famed as models and actresses from Audrey Hepburn to Cara Delminge

>>135334561
Yes :) There is CCTV signs everywhere with a somewhat abusive sentence like "Smile you are on cctv" "we are watching your every move" "just dare to make a mistake and end up in jail" etc etc

you could basically track a person uninterrupted with cctvs all over for miles

>>135334719
This picture needs a picture of pence faded out in the background

>>135334823

Oh thats better.

You know that real Germans are law abiding people, you could have full autos and RPGs in most homes and nothing would happen. (At least with people who are also German in mind and not degenerates)

But I think it proves very well that gun control doesnt work at all.
A lot of the illegal owners are Germans too though, you hear like twice a year a farmer having his barn busted by the police because he hoarded landmines, MGs, and other shit there for the endtimes.

When you live rural here nobody gives a shit

>>135334439
Go on a plastic spoon rampage like your anglo forebears would have down.

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>>135329080
Hahah, that is so true!
Luckily I live in a shithole so there's a low chance of my face being melted off with sulphuric acid.

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>>135334826
Oh look, a salty kraut turns up in a brit hate thread. Imagine my surprise.

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>>135335063
yeah but again
certain words and opinions are illegal in your country

>>135334977
Where's that ' Arya Stark ' pasta when you need it

>>135334542
Why do you think they invite immigrants?

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>>135331191
you can just taste the bitterness

>>135327487
OI, BIN THAT SPOON!

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>>135334579

>Wanted to remove commie and halt immigration

Oh yeah sure did a good job of that didn't he?
He was a rothchild puppet who destroyed Europe because of "muh jews", he was the one that refused peace
Fuck chuchill and fuck FDR for that matter

>>135328643
They outlawed him because his banter game even triumphs that of the british

>>135334439
Come home Anglo man. Dixie waits with open arms.

>>135335167

>salty

Have you read your own posts lately?

>>135335183

True. But we are not a free country.

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>>135327365
Safeguarding British children.

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>>135335198

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw

>>135329482
Did anyone at least raise a fuss over that PSA being worded such to imply the police killing you over minor offenses?

>>135334657
>That's the thing. Netflix, amazon prime and such is cheaper than the tv license and most of the BBC stuff is on netflix.

Can they get us for watching their garbage on Netflix? Or even netflix? I havn't watched state propaganda in years.

>>135334439
>I hate seeing fucking blacked british woman with no father around every day

Dont tell me that is a thing

>>135327517

I can't believe how many people haven't been able to get this one yet.

Underrated.

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>>135335286
"The financiers, the vented interests and the old parties who serve them hate our movement and use their money to destroy us. They control directly or indirectly. The press, the cinema and the radio.
Now, what is their case against us? What is the truth?... The imprisoned us without trail in order to stop our mouths. They have never been able even to suggest that we did anything against our country... But we were determined to save the future generation from another unnecessary war which would bring even greater disaster to mankind.
They imprisoned us because they feared we would persuade the people to make peace.
But were we not right?
Are we not now proven to have been right?
What good has that war done to anyone?"

God I wish Mosley won...

>>135335063
i don't know if the police are busting into people's homes over here to find guns. it's one of those charges that get's added when someone had already been arrested for something else. we've got the same laws on full auto weapons as well. although i think you can still shoot them at gun ranges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h11uEvGc7u8

>>135334977
I can get pictures of cute looking black girls too but that doesn't change the fact that the everyday negresses u see outside of the internet are horribly overweight gorilla-faced trashy whores

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>>135333967
>need a licence to watch TV
>watching TV anyway and not streaming it

r u dum senpai?