How do I become a pagan?

Deny Christ as your Lord and Saviour

Don't have sex

Play WoW for 5 years

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>>135314016
Hop in a long boat and raid the enemy.

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>>135315222
"the enemy" were simple Germanic Anglo-Saxon farmers and monks; the pagans raided and killed their own race and burn in hell for their sins.

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>>135314016
worship idols and vote for liberal politics

What does it even say about homosex and what the traditional family should be?

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