Emoji movie bombs

>>135292417
How long until T.J. Miller blames Trump/conservatives/the alt-right/sexism/racism/etc. for the movies failure?

no surprise this trash bomb
people start to get a minimum of estime about their money and won't waste it on an obvious appeal for facebook addicted retard movie

>>135292722

Doobles of truth

>>135292722

REEEEEEEEEE THIS IS THE FAULT OF TRUMP'S AMERICA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you alt-righters think that everything you hate is something your political opponents love?

Everyone was cringing at the thought of this movie coming out. There's nothing political about it.

>a piece of shit is one of the main characters

>>135293235

(((TJ Miller))) got fired from his TV show for being fanatically anti-Trump. He then went to work on this movie. Now that it's crashing and burning we're having a laugh.

Now you understand what's going on here.

>>135293235
Literally no one was looking forward to this movie. At beast it was a mindless spectacle by Sony to promote their phones.

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>>135293456
Oh okay. That's legit then.

>>135293235

Because that's usually the case syrup nigger

>>135293822

Boobles checked

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Who'da thunk it?

>>135292417
(((rotten tomatoes))) gave "dear white people" 100% so their opinion means nothing

>>135296262

It's an aggregator you fucking leaf

>>135292417
Was anyone expecting it to be good?

>>135292417
>movie with a shitty premise bombed

Wow.

>>135293448
need the token black guy someplace

Tj miller is a living meme

>>135292417
>aryan male, little kid and a nigger
Who are the other 2 main characters?

The rotten tomato is probably supposed to be a native american.

>>135293235

TJ Miller literally said the movie would turn a whole generation progressive and destroy Trump.

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I remember when they were called emoticons and the idea of making a movie about them would get you thrown out of the board room.

>>135300797

I'm pretty sure that's a basketball and it's supposed to be a basketball-American

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Just saw this movie and it was great. Plenty of redpills throughout the whole thing. There's a reason why liberal cucks are trying so hard to make it seem like the worst movie of all time while saying movies like Detroit are completely flawless.

if it's released in Japan will they at least use japmojis?

>>135293235
because everything you spastics love is cringy as fuck

>>135303424
Nigga no you didn't why the fuck are you watching children's movies within the first 24 hours of their release

>>135303444
It'll have to also be a 500-episode anime series. Also nice trips.

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>star talk shit about Trump
>movie flops HARD

TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

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>>135303444
DEM DIGITS

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>this could be Patrick Stewart's last role

>>135292417
Basing a MOVIE on emojis has to be the most braindamaged idea anyone has come up with in the mainstream movie industry
Good grief if the fools that produced it get humiliated

Five bucks they thought normies were going to watch it just because it has emojis that they use so much (which they most likely did) without internally puking at the sight of what they're watching.

>A FUCKING TURD AS A CHARACTER
I mean holy fuck I don't use emojis but surely there must be other options?

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>>135292417
How was it?

>>135305679
They should have given then the role to an Indian

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>>135292417
>3% on rotten tomatoes
>Looks like even fellow SJWs couldn't bring themselves to support a fellow comrade

Or it could be that SJWs make up 3% of the population, yet they're so obnoxious that they seem like a larger crowd.

>>135293235
Because democrats have shit humor so unfunny stuff just reek liberalism.

>>135292417
Go fucking figure
It would do better if it came out In 2014

>>135292417
Umm, no sweetie. Those ratings are clearly from alt-right neo nazi trolls who are trying to sabotage it, just like with Ghostbusters and Amy Schumer's special.

>>135292417
i dont think ive ever seen a score that low, thats pretty impressive

>>135292417
>New movie coming soon

>"THIS MOVIE WILL MAKE YOU OPEN YOUR EYES ABOUT ___"

>"WHY IS ___ SO IMPORTANT FOR THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY"

>WOMEN WOULD FEEL EMPOWERED AFTER WATCHING ___"


So...are there movies out there being done just for the sake of making art anymore?
Because I feel like everything we see, eat, play, hear and feel nowadays has a fucking political/ideological message within.

>>135306484
Underrated post.

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>>135297378

>>135302365
That image is pretty much /pol/ in a nutshell honestly.

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I want to see it but purely for the meme.

Probably going to make my girlfriend come with me. If I suffer, so will she.

>>135292417
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's what happens when you try to make a movie to appeal to niggers and their shitty/obnoxious use of emojis

>A movie about emoticons is bad
Who would have wondered.

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>>135292417
be sure to thumbs down if you haven't already

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>>135306381

I do promotions for upcoming movies and we didn't even do a press screener for this.

This is not shocking at all.

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>>135292417
EMOJI MOVIE IS TIMELESS. FILM OF THE CENTURY

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>>135292417
>and the only reason it isn't a 0? A FUCKING WOMAN

>>135309517
I can't wait to see his review, it'll be a fucking slaughter.

>>135292417
>tfw am so disconnected from society and normie-like shit that I can't understand what the hell is wrong with the movie
Is it really that bad?

The elite are trying to reclaim the language from the black man, they want it to bomb, open your fucking eyes smdh 100 ghetto pussy fire

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>>135308511
Nice try, marketing team faggot shill.

>>135310054
Maybe let's ask anons who actually watched this garbage. How was it guys?

>>135293448
Voiced by Patrick Stewart of all people

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>>135293627
>Posts the most retarded mutant macross
>Checks flag
>A fucking leaf
You're going to get raked.

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>>135300974
Seriously?

>>135292417
hahaha

>>135293235
One of the writers was openly talking about about it being an anti-Trump piece that will convert kids into progressives

>>135307994
Dunkirk was pretty non-agenda. There is no plot, just objective narrative about masses of soldiers and civilians in a desperate situation

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>>135293235
>nothing political about it
Oh really now?

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>>135293235

>>135307994
The only movie I've liked recently was that new Macbeth with Michael Fassbender.

>>135309787

>"meh"
>fresh

>>135296262
1.5 on imdb with a 9 (out of 100) metascore. It's a shit movie.

This anti-Trump induced media propaganda is gonna fall heavy and fast

Right now as it seems anti-Trump induced media propaganda only serves as an incentive to make someone buy their shit

When what they made was total garbage in the first place, either if it was specifically about Trump to begin with. Or an attempt to add it on for attention to try an get people to buy their shit

When from the get, one can feel it already that this product is a total piece of shit, because it's attention whoring onto current events and how much of a magnetic chaos scepter our president is

>>135310842
see
>>135306695

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Reminder that THIS movie was cancelled so the Emoji movie could be made https://youtu.be/WnaBuzfS8XU

>>135300974
Source

>>135313774
Not that I don't like Popeye, but how the fuck do you even make a movie about Popeye, and why the fuck does said movie look like this epic garbage poster?

>>135307994
La La Land was a passion project done right. Sympathetic characters. Doesn't constantly shove pop culture references in your face. Message about the cost of following your dreams. And it's just damn fun to watch.

>>135310002
It's already out famalam
youtube.com/watch?v=UWn8zsYtbtY

Plot twist: The emoji movie turns an entire generation of children into xenophobic nationalists.

>>135314200
Watch the trailer you retard

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>>135297378
I see what you did there

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>>135309787
>>135312610
this bitch should be banned from the internet
i hope it was worth getting dox'd and fired you old hag

>>135310054
>tfw I legit didn't know emo faces for phone existed before this thread

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>>135292417
I fucking HATE TJ Miller, he shits on everything he touches. Silicon Vallet could've been better if he didn't ruin the first 4 seasons. He is Kang Chad on Chode Mountain.

>>135309332
What the fuck is that pic

(((Hollywood))) fails again

Misunderstood kino

>>135292417
Since when SJWs support or buy what they complain to change?

>>135303424
Fuck off TJ

>>135313360
Plus Trump is only staying for two years. If he gets elected again, I doubt people will continue bashing him like now

>>135308501
Not even close, faggot.

>>135306381
White people always stealing minorities roles

>>135307994
Baby driver was pretty brilliant. The music throughout the movie matches with every gunshot, tire squeel, gust of air, beep, etc.

>>135313774
Are you literally 12? That looks terrible

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I just can't help but think who this movie aimed towards.

7 year olds with smartphones? It all feels so cynical in a sense.

>>135317011
Four years*

>>135292417
Do they actually refer to eachother as stuff like :thinking:?

>>135292722
>his entire career is just shovelware animated kids movies
>he wants to be political so bad but can't because he's only in shitty kids movies with apolitical agendas
>gets a big break being on a new Mike Judge show
>eventually leaves because he's angry that Mike Judge didn't donate any money to the Hillary Clinton campaign

Is this guy the successor to Shia?

why is the emoji movie discussed on a politics board?

>>135319022
we covered this, read the thread you fucking semite

>>135306484
Well considering what a bunch of fat assholes they tend to be is it any wonder they seem to be a larger crowd?

>>135317011
2 years? 8 is more like it

>>135318754
>eventually leaves because he's angry that Mike Judge didn't donate any money to the Hillary Clinton campaign

Is this real?

>>135319665

Oh yeah bud. It's real.

TJ Miller lost his soul when he had a seizure. What's left isn't quite fully human.

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>>135318754
One can only hope he gets the full /pol/ experience as Shia did.

>>135292417
Anyone expected this movie to be anything above a 3 out of 10? Only leftists could enjoy it.

>>135317805
EARLY, and often.

>>135293235

Because leftists love everything evil, stupid, and disgusting.

>>135292417
>>135320819
TJ Miller confirmed for suicide watch after leaving that crap shoot of a show he was on for "bigger better things like the Emoji movie." Now he just looks like a dumb fag.

It came out?
Kek,that's how you know it's shit, that you don't even know it came out.

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I honestly probably would want to go see it if the characters actually looked like real emojis

>>135313774
This looks fucking awful. The emoji movie is way better.

>>135313774
Good.
A) I wouldn't want Sony Pictures making a Popeye movie anyway and
B) I fucking hate this shitty M&M art style that has sprung up since the Peanuts movie. Just fucking make it 2D instead of trying to poorly emulate 2D's dynamics in 3D. Captain Underpants was garbage as well.