POSSIBLE HAPPENING IN HELSINKI, FINLAND

Terror attack in Europe? How shocking.

>>135289052
Yeah but possibly the first in Finland

>>135289107
Sorry.

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>>135288899
>A car has rammed into pedestrians in the center of Helsinki, killing one and injuring several people

Just imagine, if he'd run into a bus top, he'd have hit no one.

>>135289290
kek

>>135288899
talk about irony....

>>135283870

>>135289052

Jokes on you, they were american tourists that were conveniently hit lmao

Also, not a happening. Some junkie drove the car and drugs are suspected to be involved

>>135288899
Fucking asians

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>>135289443

1. Old geezer had a seizure
2. Texting or sexting
3. Evil white Christian on a mission
4. Allahu Akbar.

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>>135289443
>they were american tourists that were conveniently hit lmao

Those are kinda impossible to miss though.

>>135288899
4 dead minimum for happening. Hamburg not a happening. This isn't either.

>>135289591

The chances are that they were white hispanics too

Live a 5 min walk from there, should I go check it out or has is the situation defused already?

No happening.

It's already said it was a finnish man drunk driving

"Karlsson kertoo, että poliisi epäilee, että yliajo saattaa liittyä päihteisiin. Toistaiseksi mikään ei viittaa terroritekoon.".

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>>135288899
The drunken Finn strikes again.

>>135289791
Go

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>>135289702
>The chances are that they were white hispanics too

The plot thickens.

Police say the driver was drunk.
Happening cancelled

Habbenings canceled's

>>135289860

So just another fingoloid proving that they can't absorb alcohol because they are mongoloids.

>>135289860
Drunk with the blood of infidels

>>135289672
Coincidence that both happened within hours?

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>>135289591

>>135290131

Rude.

Jakko, get off that Lapin Kulta

>>135289855

Dios mio, there is a McDonalds nearby too. We are close to the conclusion

>>135290200
>there is a McDonalds nearby too

Ah yes, the American embassy.

>>135290061
>Friday night in Europe
>normies like to leave the house and drink
Possible.

>>135289443
>>135289832
>trusting the police

cucktards

>>135290177
You fuckers burnt Lapland.

>>135288899
A white male in his 50s causing damage to others while being drunk. Nothing new under the sun.

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>>135288899
>>135289107
It's Finland for sure.

>>135289290
Thank Jahve it's winter again in two months

>>135290262
It's Finland. All their citizens are busy shitposting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>135290845

We have 20k niggers. Use the google :)

You have Malmö and no-go zones

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>>135288899
50 yo drunk, it's fine, unless he's not white, then it's still terrorism

>>135288899

shitty day for happenigs

hamburg - 1 dead
helsinki - 1 dead

comon snaack bars you can do better

literally nothing

>>135288899
O FUGG D-:

>>135288899
My My , look at that Moon phase. Who couldve seen this coming. At least it keeps /pol/ from Redpilling on normie sites.

>>135288899
Source?

Helsinki is a big city.

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>>135288899
>Taksi

My God, why are Finnish "Loan Words" so fucking adorable?

Also, $5 it was just a drunk Estonian.

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It was a Jaguar.

>>135297463
I stand amended. It was a drunk Ruskie.

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The suspect has been identified as one Jerry Cotton.

>>135297755
$5 that firefighter on the left is also in a Black Metal band.

>>135297994
So is the middle guy on the left.

>>135298126
That's the one I meant. I should have been more specific.

>>135298279
Oh sorry I thought you meant the one on the right. I misread that. All I'm saying is they both are.

>>135289107
Big nothing burger, probs an (((accident)))

>>135296299
Pretty much any finnish newspaper, but it's nothing, just some asshole driving drunk.

>>135289956

Natives cant handle firewater.

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>>135298384
I can just hear their conversation.

Perkele?
Perkele.
Kossu?
Kossu.

>>135297463
>>135297755
Why is the license plate blurred? I want to find out what kind of degenerate junkie owns that car.

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The driver has been identified as alt-right terrorist Sami Hyypiä

>>135298710
I heard his initials were J.C.

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNn-6vzgTYM

>>135296347
Uuuu

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>>135298710
Fenno-Swede from Åland or a Russian. Pete Kauppinen would never be caught driving a Jaguar and he would be my only other suspect.

He was drunk dickheads

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/834327/helsinki-finland-man-drives-crowd-dead-injured-police-arrest

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>>135298910
Suspect was reportedly very "confused" when arrested. Some eyewitnesses tell he had been speeding around the town for couple of hours. Maybe he was after a league of gangsters?

Two Ruskies, one Estonian and one Finn wounded. Don't know about the dead one yet.
One Finn out of four. Nice going Helsinki.

>>135300431
>had been speeding around the town for couple of hours
I suppose this must be normal in Helsinki?

>>135301287
at least they're neighbours, not swarthy savages

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>>135301287
>Two Ruskies
Shame they weren't killed.
>One Estonian
:( They're rare enough as it is.
>One Finn
What the hell was a Finn doing outside of its apartment, in a crowd with 2 Ruskies and a Virolainen?

>>135301504
it's a joke m8

I hope some kuffar had their asses whooped. Been a long time.

>>135288899
It was just a muslim woman who thought her car was in reverse when she fucking floored it :)

>>135301839
some eyewitness actually mentioned that..

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>>135288899
Happenings over already?..... Spurdo time I guess.

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>>135300431

>>135301833
You're right something smells fishy here. Maybe they're criminals.

>>135289107
How does it feel?

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>>135302405
Bud whad abut da rapefugees? :DD

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>>135288899
It was a drunk Finn.

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>>135302405
Smuggling fine Valio dairy products into Russia, no doubt.

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>>135290248
That's our soil and we will slowly conquer your country one burger joint at a time.

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>>135302688
Czecked confirmed drunken finn

"The Nordic country has not witnessed attacks like other European countries, but Helsinki has grown more concerned after recent attacks in neighbouring Sweden and Russia."

>>135288899
probably was a white black male

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>>135302708
Not ES drinks?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4740308/One-person-died-car-hits-crowd-Helsinki.html

Dailymail says it was a drunk geezer
Does Binlan have Islam yet?

>>135303042
A true Finn would not drive a Jaguar. It has to be a Russian or a Fenno-Swede.

>>135303266
Perkele.

>>135289791
>1 post by his ID
Is finnanon dead?

>>135288899
Everyone knows that asians cant drive, nothing to see here lads.

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>>135303357
Be patient. It's coming.

>>135303420
Finnanons never die, they just EBIN.

>>135302708
>read "go drink in estonia"
>dyslexia kicks in
> "go drink incestonia"
>laugh

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>>135303463
The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk.

>>135303552
Soome on Viro serkku incest is hot, m8.

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>>135303505

>in finland there was
>a man in his 50s
>who appeared to be intoxicated
Pick three

>>135304079
Is series two of Okkupert ever coming out?

>>135288899

hey anon...
Do finnish women like latin brown men?

>>135304273
yeah it's coming, why not. planned premiere is autumn 2017, think it's in post production right now unless there's some shooting left.

>>135304595
Cool. I actually really like that show. They really ended Series One on a great cliffhanger.

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>>135304842
yeah it was decent, high production value for norwegian television, think it was the most expensive norwegian series of all time.

His license plate was found and turns out he is an unhinged traitor

>a 37-year-old Finnish immigrant asked for political asylum in Lithuania
>He wants to give up his Finnish citizenship and obtain a Lithuanian passport.
>The Finn is convinced that Lithuania is a much more democratic country than Finland, where he has received psychiatric treatment 12 times, according to him, without reason

http://www.delfi.e(.)e/news/paevauudised/valismaa/soomlane-palus-leedus-poliitilist-varjupaika?id=4193038

>>135305598
I think it was. You Norwegians have been really doing a good job lately. "The Wave" is my favorite disaster movie.

Finland's most expensive movie ever is coming out in October. It's a remake of Tuntematon solitas (Unknown Soldier) and I can't wait to see it. Love the 1955 and 1985 versions.

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>>135305931
the wave might be the last norwegian movie i saw in a theater, it was nice. love kristoffer joner.

used to watch movies all the time when i was younger, at one point made it my goal to just finish the top250 imdb list for some reason. haven't seen much lately.

also one of the writers/directors of okkupert made this, which was really really nice. great pair of actors.

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Finland?

PIc related is more likely responsible.

>>135305719
>2002
Makes you wonder, how many times he was treated without reason after 2002? Lucky for him, Finland can't afford that kind of unneccessary psychiatric treatment like it used to.

>>135306581
It took me a hot minute to get over the Dead Snow actress and Lilyhammer pervert in The Wave and take their roles seriously (I had the same problem getting over the actress and actor in Dead Snow being serious roles in Okkupert, too).

Troll Hunter was funny as fuck, too.

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>>135288899

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>>135306875
i probably had your problem, but in troll hunter. the pro troll hunter guy with the hat is a very famous comedian here, and he's done so much weird shit. it was a comedy movie, but i just couldn't look past the rest of his career, and his characters.

also at one point he burned the american flag as a joke on his comedy show, he was that type of guy.

>>135307550
I din't know that. Interesting.

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>>135303552