ITS HAPPENING NORTH KOREA LUANCHES MISSILE

>>135283752
>for the 15th thousand time

it's nothing.

And its fucking nothing like always

This is clearly nothing. Why are you wasting the catalog with this GARBAGE?

Okay. This is it, this is the one. You've got to be kidding. I mean seriously, you guys are all trolling, right? Or is this just the latest meme-craze? This has to be one giant game that everybody is in on but me, because let me tell you what I'm seeing right now; I see nothing. This is an absolute nothing-burger. I mean this isn't front page worthy, this isn't page 7 worthy, fuck this doesn't even deserve to be in a letter to the editor. This is a big, fat, nothing, and I think it's time you all rethink your priorities because shit like this is getting us nowhere. There's more important things to be talking about, and this sure as hell isn't it.

RIP sea of japan

>>135283752
If something is happening, dont post it. If there is a happening, post it.

How is this fucking nothing yohap news is reporting that north korea has launched a missile, you are all shills

>>135284174
Bamp

>>135283752
I thought it was just a missile test once again

>>135283752

Ok.

Here's what's going to happen now. The UN is going to meet and condemn the launch, then they are going to say we should find a democratic resolution. Then everyone will nod and say shit to the effect of 'it's a grave situation' and 'North Korea should be put on notice' and 'we need to draw (another) line in the sand.'

And then nothing else will happen because the UN is a fucking disgrace.

>>135283752
Go fuck yourself

>>135283939
>>135283959
Wrong, America is running out of time. We are getting fed up, today could be the day

ripples from the H. Rod. Clintons' presidency time-line

>>135284045
New copypasta required.

$0.01 deposited in your account. To increase the per-post deposits, please retire this content and generate new content.

i think it's the longdongyong icbm type.

AAHHHHHHHH

It's a big dong

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>>135283752
PLEASE HIT CALIFORNIA

PRAISE KEK

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>>135283752
Wake me up when it actually hits another country.

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>>135284592
fur dich

>>135283752
Wow another shitty missile that will fall into the sea. What a happening.

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>any day now

Murrica wont invade.
NK has got em by the balls.

Its easy to bomb the shit out of sand people when they are surrounded by other sand people.
Much riskier to start shit when your favorite gooks are a stone's throw away from getting obliterated should you intervene on Pyongyang.

>>135284045
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

oh no those poor fish

>>135283752
Digits for California/Hawaii being wiped off the map TODAY

>>135284341
>The UN

why would the same UN that wants pesky whites eliminated try to stop a nuclear war?

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>>135284888
HAWAII IT IS

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>>135284888

>>135284888
Fucking checked but it won't be enough

>>135283752
Just another day in gook land

>>135283752
Even if they try to launch missiles it will be intercepted by NATO or American Navy stationed over there. Video link below is America's Laser System.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxugT-QiEI

>>135284955

> checks his watch and waits patiently for the all clear

Oh man I'm so afraid of another missile hitting the ocean.

>>135284888
SEEYA FUCKERS

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:^)

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>>135284888
Please be real.

ballistic

>>135284888
You mad lad!

>>135285022
..or what if it won't be intercepted. Wouldn't be the first time military safeguards just happened to not work to prevent a "catastrophe" (9/11).

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>>135284888
Which one ?
If poss please spare Hawaii

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>>135284888
Say no to Commiefornians.

>>135285419

HahahahahHaHAhAHAHHAhA

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

they ain't gonna do shit.

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>>135283752
POST YFW AND THEME WHEN THIS IS FINALLY IT AND THE WAR BEGINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

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step it up nk this is insufficient.

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>>135283752
Yippy hooray!!

>>135285688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBNT8lMVRno

The South didn't do anything after Cheonan.

Other than a ballistic missile with a nuke being tested in the atmosphere, I don't see anyone doing anything

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>>135284627
>>135284627
>>135284627

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>>135284888
The time has come

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>>135284888

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Please succeed NK, we're rootin' for ya!

ah yeah, you ready boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk

>>135284888
Hallelujah! Been waiting for those commie shitholes to get nuked.

>>135284888

Please
Both of them are the least white states in the Union.

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>>135284888

>>135284888
please dont be yellowstone disapointment

>>135284838
I'm probably better at guns than you

>>135284888
R.I.P.

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>>135284888
Praise him!

>>135286719
CA here just take out LA and SF let Newport and south chill

could possibly be another ICBM according to latest yohap. the last one tested apparently went three times as high as the ISS

>>135284474
> today could be the day

Nope. Not a chance.

>>135284474
This. The test itself was nothing, but Americas reaction could be the real happening.

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>>135283752
Making a false happening thread should get you permab& and v&.

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AMERIFAGS BTFO

Shit happens.
I'm lurking on military frequencies and they are all silent. I would expect Skykangz and crazy long EAMs during such happening.
Dissapointing.

>>135284627
>California gets nuked
>hits the north and wipes out all the conservatives
>the liberals and beaners are the only people left
>they can now successfully secede from the union
>we never elect another democrat ever again

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>>135287924
The Baptist @Admitonesin huh?

>>135283752

American pigs are going to get what they deserve.

>>135284474
>t. brainlet
NK wants us to lose patience so we are the aggressors and China is forced to help them. If NK is the one to start shit then China can tell them "hey you're the ones who went full retard, leave us out of it."

>>135287849
Cnn reporting it fegit

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>>135288136
>https://twitter.com/YonhapNews
Hawaii would be first

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>>135284888
fuck you!

>>135283752

Just another test. Come back when they actually hit someone.

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>>135283752

Its not happening yet, but it could happen! I really want it to happen!

I love happening threads.

>>135283752
There were already people predicting that they were probably going to launch another one this weekend. Not that it is difficult to predict that NK will do missile launches. As we all know they're doing them constantly. But satellite observers and military surveillance were saying just earlier this week that they were preparing another one, so its not like we weren't anticipating this.

Tell me when it strikes or gets shot down over SK or Japan. Then you can say "ITS HAPPENING!"

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>>135284838

>>135290701
No, Guam

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>>135284888
oh my kek

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>>135290875
>NK supposedly perfected their missiles to be able to reach midwest US
>They still fail and fall into the ocean between Japan and Korea
Please tell me I'm being rused or we sabotaged a missile launch.

>>135284838
tasty pasta

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>>135284888

>>135284888
rip in pieces hippies

>>135283959
until you got next pearl harbor

>>135284888
>California/Hawaii being wiped off the map

You have no idea how nukes work, do you?

Every fucking month

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Only idiots are brainswashed enough by them who took over SK to think NK is the enemy.

>>135293015
You're apparently just ignorant as to how icbms are tested

>>135284174
It's just the brazilians and Germans wanting their shorty transgender slide threads to get bumped

>>135296783

Well, given enough weapons, they could be.

But, the entire nuclear world wouldn't have enough to make Hawaii disappear.

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>>135284474
>Half of America is made up of effiminate fags that won't support any war or violent action
>A fraction of this group actually think NK dindu nuffin

We are actually going to need to take a hit before we do shit. Luckily, the only places the Norks can hit are places full of the previously mentioned half of Americans.

***skyking thread update:
massive message of 102 characters just transmitted.
could actually be a mild something if not a 'happening'.

>>135283752
How long until it touches down on cali and wipes them

>>135283752
People wrongly think there's only 2 outcomes with NK:

-War
-NK gives up program weapons

But there is a 3rd outcome which is much more likely: "The North Korean Nuclear Deal"

..Sound familiar? it should...did Iran give up it's program and weapons tech? FUCK NO.

Neither will NK. There's too many shekels at stake. The sides will wink and nod, turn on some good-time-rock n roll BS in the press and that will be it.

>>135283752
I will not fight for this country.

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A lot of you have probably already seen this, but I thought I'd present it here as having extremely powerful commentary about sexuality, heartbreak, and the perversion of women in our culture perpetrated by the media and coopted by heartbroken men.

First watch the video, it's pretty disturbing containing both a fair amount of violence and sexuality. That makes sense though as that is its subject matter.

https://vimeo.com/146687239

In a nutshell the video can be taken one of two ways. The leftist will see this psychologically, as a man retreating into anime and video game culture to escape his heartbreak from losing his gf. The picture that used to have her (the red head) is filled instead with scantily clad anime girls. These girls are actually a front for the perversion that lies underneath them that is ruled over by the masked woman. The masked woman however takes her mask off and reveals herself to be his gf: basically he had put this mask of sexual deviance over his gf, seeing her as a whore as a defense mechanism. He starts to remember her as she actually was (laughing, and loving him), he walks away, it tears him apart, and she kisses him. The kiss goes in too deep and his pain comes out. He covers himself in armor and goes on a rampage against the perversion that shrouds his memories of her and views of women. He ultimately loses.

Those on the right will see this culturally, our arts and media hijacking what was once a beautiful and noble thing of human intimacy and love and perverting it into big boobs and degradation. He remembers who she was, covers himself in armor and goes on a rampage to fight for reproductive process that has been hijacked by perversion.

Anyway, thought y'all would like it.

>>135297019
You're definitely right on that. What I was pointing out is that when an icbm is tested by anyone it's essentially shot straight in the air instead of the flatter trajectory it follows when you're trying to hit something.

>>135297767
Fucking random me!me!me! shilling in a north Korea 'happening' thread, I just realised again why I love this retarded website.