Simba will be GAY

that was satirical but came out to be true

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/04/01/simba-will-be-gay-in-upcoming-live-action-lion-king-remake-disney-confirms/

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>>135255305
>male lion leading a pack
>gay

(((Disney)))

That is not possible. A lion cannot be gay and still have pride.

Lion are the most overrated animals anyway. Pieces of useless shit.

>>135255305
>>135255398
>Why do people obsess so much over gays? They don't affect your lives
>YAAAS, This character is gay and this is now gay and this character is now a symbol of the gay community and these characters will be gay and we, the gay community, will forever only talk about the sexuality of these characters, but hey, it's not affecting you at all
Same thing with Dumbledore.
>Have a well written character
>People talk about his actions, his relationship to Harry with inspiring quotes
>"Yeah Dumbledore's gay"
>Let's now only talk about shipping Dumbledore with Grindlewald and Harry and Snape and talk about how Dumbledore has a flaming bird and how gay Dumbledore is. What type of man was he? Who cares, he's gay now!!!

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>>135255305
>>135255461
>>135255569
Not to mention, Simba had a female mate.
It's literally being rewritten to fit an agenda.

>>135255305
>The new Lion King is scheduled for release next year on June 31st.

So this is a satirical article, right?

>>135255305
>Not trans
>Not good enough

>>135256110
Gays are SO 2005

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30% of male lions are gay.

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>>135255838
I have given up at this point.
No wars. All my childhood heros are becoming gay. Genderbenders will take over my childs head or make him/her an ourcast.
They've taken all the guns and soon everythiny else will cost too much.
Housing is fuck, a house build in the 80s and 90s now cost over a million to buy.

The reply to "but are gay people affecting you personally???" should be met with a resounding YES.

>>135256893
Homosexuality doesn't exist in the animal kingdom outside of Homo sapiens. It is purely an assertion of power, much like a prison bitch situation. No other animals live exclusively as homosexuals.

>spent years fapping to gay r34 of TLK
My body is ready
>live action
Fucking skinfags

>>135256893
>>135257018
Gays don't exist in animals unless they get infected by toxopalsmosis and even then its a weird and rare sideeffect. At most the real "gay" animals are just bisexuals who do it out of hate for their victim.

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>>135257116
>Fucking skinfags

>>135257018
>no other animals live exclusively as homosexuals
False.
Every kid in the neighborhood made fun of me because my dog was gay.
He had an affair with another dog, if we separated them they would start crying and barking.
Neither of them had relations with females.

>>135255305
Did uncle scar molest him as a cub and permanently fuck him up, like milo and the jap from star trek?

>>135257018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rc-bpXnBxU
>assertion of power
Yeah right

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>>135255398
That was an April Fools article

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>>135255305
>More propaganda to Turn nogs Gay
This is a Benefit.
We need to actually Push this, the way we should have done with Moonlight.

>live action

are they going to use a real lion?

>>135255305
>>135255398
>live-action
I'm more concerned about a live action remake. What in the ever loving fuck.

>>135255305
Judah is lion. There are also alleged trump lions. Nothing wrong with gay lions. The month of Caesar is almost over. It's almost time for lions. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZIQUb-d4GQ

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>>135255305
I thought people were silly when they said that Disney was sending subliminal sex messages through the Lion King. Maybe they were right. Disney started really getting multi-cultural and degenerate right around that time.

>>135255305
simba's father is rolling in his grave

>>135255882

How could you be gay if you had a chance to tap that?

>>135255838
>liking harry potter
underage leave/tits or gtfo

>>135257251
As long as they keep the suit on, I'd hit that

>>135255305
So its never going to be released in Russia. Whoopty doo.

>>135255569
Underrated

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why are the people telling us that movies make people violent and sexist putting gay shit in everything?

>>135255882
What if she has a fempenis instead?

>Turning king nig (since obongo Fell) donald glover/childish gambino Gay
Guys.. we really need to take Advantage of this
THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKING NOGS GAY AND WE'RE DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT!

>>135255838
>harry potter is now gay
>luke skywalker is now gay
>gandalf is now gay
>dumbo is now gay
>bambi is now gay
>roger rabbit is now gay
>berenstain bears are now all gay