What should we do about porch pirates aka porch monkeys

Curb stomp them.

Swap white Aussies for them. Let the Abbos reproduce with them.

>>135246696
Niggers? We need to send them all back to Africa, then enforce a ban on all travel to and from Africa. If anyone attempts to deliver aid to Africa, they're sent in to Africa without whatever items they were bringing, then the same rules apply to them. They cannot leave.

Any ships or planes that attempt to flee Africa are sunk or shot down. Nothing goes in, nothing goes out. Africa and the shit apes within it are left to their own devices.

My city PD is putting out bait boxes with GPS and a value over $900 so they get a felony.

http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/tacoma-man-rigs-package-to-scare-deter-package-thefts/476685912
>Barrow used an Amazon delivery box and built a firing mechanism armed with a blank 12 gauge shotgun shell attached to a string. Pick up the package and the shell fires.
>It's harmless, but very loud, and very frightening. It's designed to terrify thieves that have a frustrating habit of targeting his front porch.

>>135246696
Anything in a 223 or 7.62 will do just fine.