What's a good country to move to?

Kiwistan not doing it for you anymore?

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Away from here, but not to Australia.

I don't want to bother Alan.

>>135238591
Never has unfortunately

>>135238656
^^

>>135238591
i heard new zealand is pretty nice

Any of the Slavic countries, especially Serbia. They're great at removing kebab.

>>135239182
It really isn't.

Too many roaches in Auckland. Outlying areas are nice in places but too expensive or shitholes that are cheap but got gang issues. Got good beer. 2 to 1 fem to male ratio. But fuck off we're full.

>>135238591
Diego Garcia

>when the northland shooting is one of the worst shootings in New Zealand history.

>>135238591
Atlantic Canada

>>135238591
RURAL europe. At the moment it is extremely peaceful and beautiful. I lived there for a while and i experienced levels of happiness that i never have before. I was staying in the french alps. You cunts can say what ever you want but i will move there one day.

>>135238591
jap island

you'll get a job quite easily if you're a native english speaker
but almost all of we nips are soulless, which i don't think you can tolerate

>>135245106
I would like to visit your country one day but you're right about living there.. I dont think i would be able to deal with it. The culture is to different.

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>>135238591
>>135239785
have you traveled further than your own city? NZ beats other countries by a fucking mile.

This place would be paradise if we had a 2nd Holocaust for the chinks, other than that, i fucking love waking up here every day.

Literally just the air here is fucking incredible.

but you wouldnt appreciate any of that shit would you.

fuck its gonna be a beaut snow season too.

FUCK this thread made me angry and sparked my love for NZ all over again. FUCK YOU OP NZ IS AWESOME !!!

>>135245397

>Literally just the air here is fucking incredible.
>Literally just the air

yeah (kiwifag in aus)

>>135245697
chur, come back we miss u bro
>sincerely, our economy

>>135238591
Just move to rural NZ...fuck I live in Orewa just North of Auckland and it's mostly white, clean and peaceful. Iived 20 years in Sydney and that is a real shithole. South Island would be your best bet.

I thought about moving to NZ or STRAYA once... but the fuckign spiders man. Why would anybody put up with that shit if not for their retarded prisoner genetics?

>>135246240
Spiders are an Aussie problem. You don't find big ugly or dangerous spiders in NZ.

>>135246307
Just dirty Maori snakes.

>>135238591
definitely not new zealand

>>135246676
South Island is too cold for'em.

What if all of /pol/ just moved to NZ?

>>135246865
I'm living in West Auckland

help

>>135246240
nz has no deadly or big spiders.
small amount of white tails, they no bigger than your thumb nail, and they're already bad because bacteria and you live in a shithole.

infact no deadly insects in NZ at all or wildlife for that matter.

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>>135238591
Not Poland

>>135247098

not buying it bro, you guys live so close to straya how the fuck could there not be similar wildlife LOL


fuck off you retarded prisoner descendants half waikiki mutts

>>135247083
I grew up in Henderson in the 80's when it was a nice place...god help you.

>>135245697
Went to Dunedin in January.
>what great air, it's literally just fucking incredible
>take deep breath
>go to hospital to have lungs thawed

>>135247239
sips tea
you're right we scary stay away.

>>135247239
>so close to straya
2000 miles across the ocean???

>>135247239
Australia had penal colonies not NZ.

>>135247249
Henderson was nice?

>>135247882
30 years ago it was mostly white. Still working class back then but nice.

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>tfw you live in a village that's majority rich whites, barely any chinks or niggers.
Feels good man, NZ isn't bad, just get out of Auckland.

>>135247978
Please tell me where I can escape anon.
Anywhere but here.

>>135238591
Switzerland.

>>135247239
How can Italy not have exactly the same environment as Africa?
They're like right next to each other LOL

>>135248105
Easiest and closest would be Hatfields Beach, Orewa or Stanmore bay in Whangaparaoa. Still mostly white, no coconuts at all, not many Maoris a few chinks but not many yet.

>>135247169
WTF, no one wants to move to this shithole.

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>>135247239
There are wetas. These guys are vegetarians though.

>>135248515
>yet
10 years time would like to have a word with you and the rest of "few chinks but not many yet"land.

NZ is literally the best anglo country.

>>135248510

like im going to bother looking up a non country and it's facts LOL

rather just assume and go about my day with more important things desu

nothing and nobody of value was hurt

>>135248268

nah mate, we are full and you aren't getting in

>>135248618

it's just typical slav delusion, that others want to go to their countries when in reality not even refugees want to stay there

>>135238591
Certainly not nuclear upside down broken Italy, senpai.

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This is where I live...no coons, no Muslims, no Indians other than the dirty fuckers who run an Indian restaurant by the beach just as it should be. if I see a shitskin it's unusual and they're usually preforming a menial task

>>135248804
>it's just typical slav delusion, that others want to go to their countries when in reality not even refugees want to stay there
Good. I agree, Switzerland is a perfect destination for African refugees.

>>135248651
Yeah, the subdivisions are being built now and you can bet most of the houses will be bought by chinks then it's time to move again. I fucking despise those soulsess cunts.

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>>135238591
apparently all the Illuminati are buying land and building bunkers in NZ, really makes you think.

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>>135248782

>New Zealand
>Anglo

Pick one.

>>135249299
Outside of Auckland or Wellington you'd be hard pressed to find a gook. When was the last time you came here?

Dude I've been looking into NZ for a while now, like actually have been in contact with immigration what's the deal with it?

Possibly the only cuck who wants to leave this magnificent country.

>>135249461
NZ is 70% white, it's not just Asians, it's the Islanders and Maori who you need to worry about

>>135249461

Do you really want me to dig up the "ten most popular baby names" meme?

>>135249777
Where are you coming from America?

Are you white?

>>135249461
Southland here
We are filled with Fillipinos islanders and dark skinned Maori
Southland has the highest percentage of nonwhites in South Island
When you see a light skin Maori in southland, they are usually immigrants from North Island
Maori here are darker than yours

South Carolina, originally from Michigan.

White guy, originally Michigan now in South Carolina

>>135250090

It is everywhere, the whole place has been fucking flooded with immigrants.

We need to set up deportation camps under Winston's gubbmint.

>>135245785

can i come?

>>135250228
Winnie isn't going to do shit. Best he can do is lower the amount flooding in.

>>135247882
Used to be full of Dellies, mate. The few good-looking NZ girls usually have Delly heritage

>>135250248

Yes of course, white Australians are most welcome in NZ.

>>135250324

I am a single issue voter. Last election it was whichever party was most in favor of firearm ownership. This election I will vote for whoever is toughest on immigration.

>>135250492
What are dellies? Where can I find good looking NZ women

>>135238591

Whichever country contributed the majority of your genetics

>>135250752
>What are dellies?
Dalmatians. Not the dogs, but the people from Dalmatian region in Croatia. Lots came to NZ in the early 20th Century and settled in West Auckland
Where can I find good looking NZ women?
Good luck. Probably overseas.

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>>135250968
I know a Croatian fucker

has a fucking hot sister.

I always thought the kiwis weren't that racist/xenophobic. What happened?

>>135251175
Chinks, poos and coconuts.

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>>135251175
>>135251318

>>135238591
If you want a comfy location in the north
Western Jämtland is best

>lots of guns
>moose meat
>no bugs other than your average flie and mosquitos
>good winters with lots of snow
>almost no niggers, they are all in Åre the rest of the villages are fine

>>135245397
kek fuck off Hayden from Dargaville. Your air is nothing special.

>>135251538

Hey sven.

I would love to visit. Is it easy to get a job in forestry over there? I have NZ qualifications.

I doubt the niggers would make it far away from the high density housing anyway.

Is there anywhere I can build a log cabin and hunker down over winter with a swede waifu?

>>135251909
Getting a job shouldn't be hard if you know basic swedish

The logcabin is very possible if you buy some land
Shouldn't be that expensive as it's in a forest with long roads to get to

>>135252305

Do they drug test for joints and bongs over there?

Will my affinity for space cake stop me getting a job?

>>135252605
Not so many cops up here and they don't do checks on random people
It's only if they suspect you for being influenced of weed

If you are high on the workplace yes
You will most likely get reported to the police and loose your job

>>135251175
We're now the second least white nation in the western world, and kiwis are now the second most racist/xenophobic people in the western world
Really fires the neurons doesn't it?

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>>135253119
Who's number one on that list?

>>135249877
(((White)))

>>135253606
America has higher percentage of nonwhites than NZ, and Americans are more racist than kiwis on average

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What are your guys thoughts on future demographics of NZ?

>>135239182
cant be that nice, they all live here is Australia

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>>135249461
>Outside of Auckland or Wellington you'd be hard pressed to find a gook
They are in every major city, Hamilton and Tauranga included.

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UAE if you wanna make some cash
please come we need more white people

>>135245397
I love NZ, going back for holidays at Christmas, fuck me the South Island is expensive though, they're not going to attract many tourists gouging people like that.

>>135255353
NZ cities are tiny. Adelaide is the size of Auckland population wise but as comfy as Christchurch pre earthquake. Don't know how cunts live in Auckland with it's 2 million dollar shacks, 2 hour commute and chinese invasion

>>135246307
I fucking hate those white tails tho. They chase and attack

>>135247083
Got the mullet to prove it?

>>135249777
If your white and have money, the pm will give you citizenship

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Should I move to NZ if I ever get the chance?

>>135254125
Bop is blacked. Time to move

>>135256809
Said all you lot are druggies and need immigrants to work for you. Textbook boomer dickhead. Maybe if he fixed the economy instead of disguising the state of it until all that lot can retire rich, then half a million kiwis working here would come back and he wouldn't "need" all those immigrants to cook the books.

>>135256926
You could do it any day of the week, just say the secret password at customs and you get a permanent visa

>>135238591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raGFI8pUau0
This one

>>135257056
Sure the fucker before him has a pension for kids. Pulled my daughters ponytail the sick bastard. Come September 23 I'm voting Winnie, gubbmint needs a shake up

Iceland

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>>135238591
Stay in your own country and try to better it you fag

>rich faggots with non-problematic life in 1st world countries moaning and wanting to "move out" because they never left their mom's basement

you have no idea how good your country is. even the fact that you own a pc with internet means you're doing good

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>>135238591
To any New Zealanders

Is Queenstown worth moving too? I'm a snow junkie and that place looks beautiful.

I'm tossing that up between the UK, Canada, japan(Niseko) & Alaska.

>>135247239
We dont need anymore arrogant swiss cunts here.

Fuck off all of you.

>>135239699
Why should we want YOU?

>>135253119
we aren't racist we just have too many fucking asians, seriously FUCK asian small dick cunts who come here and buy property to rent it out
FUCK OFF WE"RE FULL ZHANG ZONG PING PONG TAKE YOUR SMALL DICKED INVESTMENT CAPITAL ELSEWHERE DICKHEAD.

>>135245397
This. Remove the wogs and polynesian scum too and it's all golden

>>135239699
nah slavic countries are still pretty shit, the only thing they have going for them is better looking women on average. theres no shitskins there and the girls aren't fat, so most chicks are hot

>>135257584
Move to Tokaroa bro its heaps sick

Yeah AKL is a hole, degens, beggars, retarded housing costs.

Wellington ok, tho lots of conversations full of sad pinging for social status.

Some small towns ok, varies. Nelson area is nice. Hippies though.

Dunedin, meh, good for half the year.

Central Otago is good if you can afford it/make it work.

Uh, West Coast of Sth Island is great if you want isolation, forest, rain & wildlife.

Don't know much about nth of AKL.

Chch ok, cept god clearly hates it.

>>135257307
Aus and NZ are pretty much the same country. You walk through customs scan your passport, stick your tongue out at a camera and say "blehhh" and you are granted an indefinite working visa.

>>135257584
Queenstown is amazing and it's basically the adventure capital. If you can get a job working in adventure tourism or on the skifields you can have a good time there. A lot of people with the same idea though. It's full of foreigners but in a good way, they're all white independent minded travelers, good vibe.

>>135257175
the secret word is pavlova, mate

>>135257762
we dont have wogs mate thats aussie.

we have plenty of polys but they're quite happy if you give them their gibsmedats and don't bust their Meth dealer

>>135257584
Queenstown is extremely expensive and filled with megawealthy people
Queenstownies aren't even real kiwis
Every single time I meet a Queenstown born person, I genuinely think they are pommie until they tell me otherwise because of their accent and mannerisms
Queenstownies are wannabe britcucks and are nothing like the rest of us kiwis

If you want to live in a winterwonderland, go to Alaska Canada or Japan

>>135251053
>>135250968
im croatian and fuck off theyre not for you

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>>135257868
>Don't know much about nth of AKL.

2 of the most based towns in all of NZ with no fucking asians and cheap as chips housing, thats what

>>135257838
This.. Kek. It's Tokoroa bro. How the hell do you know about this town leaf?

You could probably get a good paying job in Queenstown wiping Kim Dotcom's balls, making sure they're all shiny and clean.

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>>135257944
>we have plenty of polys but they're quite happy if you give them their gibsmedats
tfw talking to a literal cuck imbecile with emotional thinking

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>>135258064
Oh shit ye i did misspell it aye, lets just say i know where the best pools in NZ are

>>135258028
Bbut you shoot your property managers

>>135258028
Problem with northland is the maori there have a massive chip on their shoulder compared to other tribes. Only tainui and tuhoe rival them, but they don't have waitangi, or print their own drivers licences, or try to charge tolls on public roads through "their land"

>>135258097
come live here cunt and tell me who's the bigger problem, polys or asians?

you dont even know what you're talking about, mutt.

>>135258131
Those pools are bretty great. Haven't been to them in years. Grew up there and couldn't wait to get out

>>135258305
>tfw they unironically claimed the sky/radio frequencies at one point

fucking banta

>>135258211
>renting outside of Auckland
fuckheads, i tell ya.

>>135258316
I have a house in Perth, I have a good idea about Oceania, thanks
>who's the bigger problem, polys or asians?
False dichotomy. The same literal subhuman shit

>>135258362
That's good to hear anon, stay safe bro

>>135238591
Take your whole tribe with you shitskin cunt

>>135255659
What kind of cash are we talking?

>>135258472
>perth
>I have a good idea about Oceania

yeah nah you're a fucking retard ay, stop drinking that homebrew mate

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>>135238591
you cant even stay on your own country but then you wanna leave? you fuck, kill yourself

>>135249461
Bullshit you faggot. Christchurch is full of chinks. Avonhead and Aidanfield are both exclusively Chinese.

>>135258472
Yeah mate perth is pretty much the pacific islands, it's only a 10 hour flight away.

They fit in fairly well. Let me know when there are chinks playing in the all blacks

>>135248804
Switzerland is fucking gay

There's more poo in loos in rural areas than chinks me thinks

>>135258722
>they fit in
They are not Anglo-Celtic or even Germanic. They can never """""""fit in"""""""

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>>135238591
open to whites only

>>135258978
nope, we're pretty much full. i'd accept a muslim-for-swede trade with our demented neighboor though

>>135258911
Neither are the maori

NZ has two sides to it's culture. On one hand it has one of the largest proportions of metalheads in the world, on the other it produces the most reggae of any place outside of jamaica. See what I'm saying?

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The only answer is nowhere in particular. Just get a yacht and travel the seas bouncing between small uninhabited islands.

>>135259105
>Neither are the maori
good idea to sterilize them in Eugenics center bar Winston Peters, agreed!
>See what I'm saying?
Not a cuck, wog, sudanese nigger, viet, mongrel or a three generations coon, so naturally I don't

>>135238591
South Island is the White refuge away from Europe. NZ has its issues, but there's nowhere else I'd rather be.

>>135245331
Okinawa is pretty much US 2.0
All traffic signs are in English and everyone had to learn it in school

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>>135238591
come home white man

>>135259463
How does weed work in Iceland? I imagine it's too cold to grow the stuff. Do you use underground greenhouses or something?

>>135259350
Clearly you don't understand the place as well as you think. Surprising, I mean like you said earlier you have a house only five and a half thousand kilometers away you should be all over it right?

>>135259230

By the way, you can get a half decent sailing yacht for under $30,000 then do a bit of training in coastal areas and ports. Once you're confident you can use maps and charts to travel the world mostly by wind. For fuel you can just siphon it from boats there's plenty of parked boats with nobody around them in every country. Just bring a passport, be sure to broadcast on the radio when you're entering another countries waters though otherwise you'll get fucko'd by the navy and coastguard. If you get to somewhere like the Caribbean islands for example you can just bounce between the islands borrowing food off other sailors, stealing it or just meeting other people and inviting yourself over to their boat for a feast and if need be just chop them up and throw them overboard and take all their stuff. You can pretty much sell boats in these little islands to the islanders without any papers, let it be their problem. Best part is most sailors are alone or in duos so they are very easy to overpower and steal from or club to death.

>>135259420
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Southland is full of nonwhites, and Christchurch is 90% degenerate white trash

>>135259697
And the whole island has less population than auckland, it's a neat place.

>>135259697
That's why you stay out of Southland.

>>135255659
Making cash doing what and why do you need whites for it?

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Not this one

>>135259420
No jobs, though.

>>135257307
based leaf

>>135259622
he's a fucking retard lmao

>wanting to sterilize the maori instead of the chinese who will overtake us in population in 10 odd years

this was just a sad attempt at 'fitting in' with racial remarks

>"polynesians are the same subhuman trash as chinese"

i would argue they are complete opposites but right-o perth

>>135238591
My sister (brown Mexican) moved to New Zealand. I wonder why.

>>135259588
would imagine they use underground greenhouses, since above-ground greenhouses would get easily exposed in the winter

>>135259934
Don't you dare follow her spic boy

>>135238591
from New Zealand?
anywhere

>>135259780
NOPE
White trash are a million times worse and degenerate than nonwhites
I absolutely despise them

>>135240249

The fem to male ratio is irrelevant when the fems are so fucking repulsive. Could be 100 to 1 and wouldn't make a lick of difference.

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>>135260113
>not trekking over to the north shore explicitly to swipe tinderellas

>>135260113
Dunedin has the best ratio of males:hotties
It's cold tho

How come theres so many Anglos and kiwis in UAE? Why dont you guys come there ?

>>135260350
Because it was a colony, presumably.

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>>135240249
>Living on the North Island.

Not living in a comfy small town on south island with a good white wife. Auckland is shit mate, get out.

>>135259747
Kek yeah when they talk about seeing Asians down there there's probably what 20 thousand? In the biggest city?

Cute wee nz. Auckland has the cancer though no doubt

>>135260297
Wait what??!!!
I'm thinking of going to Otago uni next year (just turned 18, on last year of school)
How could Dunedin be full of hotties but Southland full of plain janes???!!

>>135239699
They tried removing kebab and Yugoslavia fell apart. If anything they're horrible at removing kebab.

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>>135254125

>Includes Mixed Maori

You faggots are so disgustingly pathetic. You somehow manage to be worse than Australians in every facet of life, and I fucking hate Australians.

>>135260383
I know it was a colony, but let me tell you, the british made a big mistake giving us random independence for thinking we're useless, and look where we are now! It's not like I am against that we're independent, but it's crazy how they lost a colony like that.
But you guys should apply for a visa here in UAE, a lot of anglos, aussies, kiwis, come here to work and make a lot of money and leave, because jobs here pay quite a lot

>>135260464

University life does that. Get 'em while they're fresh because they become chunky skanks real quick.

>>135260458

Auckland is an absolute shithole.

>>135259622
He's a fucking slav don't even bother they're morons

>>135260576
wtf are you on about you spaz?

>>135260600
Wait are you saying the university life makes the girls hot? How? When do they turn fat?

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The republic of georgia sounds pretty gewd to me.

>>135260748
I've been there, it's really pretty

>>135260748
>the republic of Russian missle attacks

>>135260464
I think it's 60:40 girls to guys there, they come from all around the country to study so it's not all inbred mingers.
>>135260688
Checked, steep hills keep their buns tiiiiight

>>135260589
How are you using 4chan there? I live in dubai but am in japan for the summer. I know that sometimes the site isn't blocked for a day or so? Is that so? Also i happen to be from New Zealand.

>>135260688

No, I mean university life attracts more hotties than farm life. The Freshman 50 isn't a joke, it doesn't take more than one or two years of a steady diet of cock and bacon before they rot .

>>135254125
The south Island needs to be it's own country. The north will collapse in seconds after that.

what is
Tauranga
Te Puke
New Plymouth
like?

>>135258472
Holy shit your that mongoloid that was calling Aussies coons.

>>135240249
Im from the south island. FUCK YOU PUSSY AUCKLAND FAGS

>>135260892

For one thing, they won't be able to keep the lights on.

>>135260813
4chan isnt blocked for me, plus i'm not even using a VPN either. Infact VPNs are banned here in UAE, it can land you a cost of 500K AED and possibly jail time. I believe other pornographic boards on 4chan are blocked, but somehow /pol/ isnt blocked
How is Japan? I've been wanting to go there.
Did you enjoy Dubai?

>>135260892
This, anyone who lives in the north island is too cucked to care about

>>135260748
I went for a 2 day trip with my dad, it was so nice but it's only for a true adventure guy

>>135260904
Te Puke has kiwifruit wine. That's all I remember.

>>135238591

Not many countries are white, first world, and not completely cucked. My list has:

>Lichtenstein
>Switzerland
>Denmark
>Iceland (probably cucked politically but too cold and far away for non-whites so far)

Does anything else belong on that list? Maybe Norway?

>>135259427
Everyone still learns english at school all over the country dude

>>135260997
Is kiwifruit wine any good?

>>135261029
Greenland

>>135260808
>>135260821
How do you get girls?
I'm confident with average looks, and above average intelligence
I've gone up and talked to girls various times, but none are attracted to me
t. permakhv

>>135260892
Howabout a state system?
We would be like Carolina or something while the north would be like California

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>>135254125
>tfw live in one of the blue areas
South Island secession when?

>>135261056
I didn't try it. Sorry.

>>135246113
Exactly, only SOUTH ISLANDERS are REAL NEW ZEALANDERS.

>>135261076
Do you farm sheep?

Egypt cheap stuff
good areas and communities

>>135261076
I don't think we could secede without going full 1776 against our own government, but we should be able to get a state system peacefully so we can have some sovereignty

>>135261076
would it even be viable tho

>>135261066
I don't even know man, just don't be afraid to make cheeky propositions. If they say no try the next one. It's a numbers game, so be yourself and don't get discouraged, can't win em all
Unless you're at uni then just get them drunk

>>135261184
We easily could, propose a two state solution to the treaty and give them the north island. Spend sheep money on weapons from us and wipe them out

>>135261076
I'd love that, but I don't think kiwis in general are too passionate about politics, certainly not enough to make something like that happen. But who knows, maybe if the tide of chinks and poos flooding the north isn't stopped it could happen.

>>135261230
I've asked out girls many times before
I've always told myself that it's a numbers game and eventually I'll get a girl to like me back, but it gets disheartening when 4/10 girls outright reject me to my face within 1 second
I just be myself, but being myself isn't working

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>>135260932
I mean i live in dubai, but im half jap and visiting cousins here. 4chan is almost always blocked for me :( i didnt know vpn was illegal, i often use proxy sites where you type the url in and shows the page like you can see it in america or whatever. Do you think thats illegal too? And also, japans going great

>>135261185
Minerals, offshore oil, heaps of farmland, plus all the tech companies moving to the White Island. South Island pulls more than its weight

>>135261386
I dont think so, VPNs are usually the one that gets you in trouble, also chinese, koreans, and japanese are usually rich here, they get offered high positions in jobs

>>135261379
It's nz, our women are sluts, they don't go on dates. If you're out, ask what they're doing afterwards, say you've got beers at home. Something like that. It's about seizing moments

>>135254125

holy shit is that map accurate

everything is even worse than /pol/ memes

>>135261453
I used to go to the japanese school there (probably tiniest school in dubai), most of my friends had dads who worked in mitsubishi and big japanese car companies

>Live in Canterbury
>government is systematically destroying our environment to produce dairy for half the fucking world
>block of yellow cancer cheese
>10 FUCKING DOLLARS

THE COWS ARE 10 MINUTES THAT WAY. FUCK YOU FONTERRA AND FUCK ECAN.

>>135261514
What do you mean by "you're out"?
I can't take them to my family's house
If I want to get girls, I would have to get them to go somewhere with me, but no girl wants to

>>135261521
We're the second least white nation in the western world already
Like America, NZ is quickly heading to a nonwhite majority

>>135261533
I've never seen japanese schools here in UAE, i've seen German, Indian, Filipino, a few americans, french, canadian, korean, but a japanese school? that's rare, what are your thoughts on emirati sheikhs like us? we're probably the only lovable gulf country

>>135261643
Same here in Southland
Fonterra is the quintessential dystopian megacorporation

>>135261166
Nah, commute into Christchurch every day.
>>135261184
Something pretty drastic would have to happen of course, so it won't be any time soon.
>>135261324
I have a friend who took an ethics paper at uni, apparently he convinced all the SJWs in the class using their own logic that Maori deserve their own nation and we should form two states. Hey it could work!
>>135261353
Agreed.

>>135261718
Out at a party or bar. If you're living at home you decrease your chance of getting laid 70%, the 30% that is left is you talking her into going back to her house. I'm sure once you turn 18 you'll have more luck

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>>135239699
Yes yes, give us your shekel western goyim

>>135261736
You guys are great, my friends dad is a ceo of one of the biggest banks here. I'd never thought that people from the uae would be here, cuz everyone there is a normie. http:// www. japanese. sch. ae/ the whole school is cringey, but all japanese kids are like that.

>>135261916
Yeap, getting the militant Maori on our side is the first step. Welly and auck would probably bitch and moan but fuck everything about both of those cities

>>135245106
Herro mister Engrishu teacheru
How arr you today?

>>135262032
I mean he as in dubai

>>135261061

Greenland is part of Denmark. Not very white though.

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>>135260748

>>135260986
What do you mean? I was thinking about moving there and learning the language, as even the langauge looks cool. Is there anything i should be wary of?

oi fuckwits how do i find the music that plays on DUKE during the general knowledge segments?

messaged their facebook and they said it comes from a 'production library'

>>135262184
that's awesome, i usually see koreans here in dubai but i never thought i'd see japanese

>>135262158
But on a serious note, I would like to visit japan once, to see how much of a fanatics you are in the things you do

>>135262322
shazam it cunt

Does anyone know of any places like California but not California

I want the modern architecture and beach aesthetics without the niggerspanics

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>>135262250
>you are like little babbie

>>135238591
NZ it's full of Beta Cucks

>>135262485
t. Lebanese boy racer

>>135262337
All my friends are a bit richer than me though. Thats the main problem in dubai, theres many rich and many poor (not saying that im poor or rich). And pajeets.

>>135261076
>South Island secession when?
This. Fuck that faggot North Island!

>>135259986
Why not?

>>135262618
See
>>135259833

>>135239699
Come here please guys, we need workforce in some fields, salary may be low, but living standard is too :(

>>135262001
All people in the final year of school live at home though, and 95% of guys my age get sex regularly, so living at home definitely isn't a factor of me not getting any girl. Girls wouldn't even know if I live at home or not anyway, because girls just try and ignore me and walk away so no conversation happens at all when I go up and talk to them

>>135262485
Projection much?
The younger generation of Australians are far bigger SJW's than younger generation of kiwis are
Older generation of aussies are more conservative than older generation of kiwis though

>>135262572
Yeah there are a bunch of labor workers, but luckily we have laws here so they arent going to turn this place into india

>>135262786
Fuck, prices on everiday stuff, living is euro style, only no apple itunes store and spotify

>>135262001
>>135262908
Or they talk a tiny bit then walk away, or decline when I ask them to go to town with me or something after school
Or they walk off as soon as I attempt to talk to them

Does anyone know which residential college I should go to if I decide to go to Otago Uni?

>>135262908
You must be 18 to post on this anime forum

>>135238591
NZ is pretty comfy.

>>135262936
Haha, go to "cheap karama" or satwa or al quoz, it IS india. But im sure that nice places like downtown wont be ruined

>>135263057
Underage b& confirmed

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I never was interested in politics. Not before I came away from my 90% white suburban life to Auckland Uni. It's a bit of a culture shock, really. I was unhappy with Auckland for a number of reasons, and one was simply wanting to be among my own kind again.

So, what party/candidates lean towards nationalism and anti-immigration?
This won't be my only research of course, that'd be retarded. But for the memes, which party is just the NZ Nazi party (which was a real thing, look it up) in disguise?

>>135263067
I just turned 18 man, read >>135260464

>>135249461
Outside of fucking every major city* and if you go anywhere else there are Maori nigger gangs.

>>135262908
High school is pretty different man, the people who get laid the most are the outgoing ones who have a ton of friends, and therefore meet the most girls. Just wait til you're older, your generation is hardly having sex anyway.

>>135263225
A likely story.
Uni is different from high school. Just don't be a pussy, if u want a girl proposition her. It sounds like you struggle to not come off as a creep, so find your niche market and girls will follow

>>135263205
Yeah I live in Jumeriah, so I hang out with all the sheikhs haha

>>135263208
>NZ Nazi Party
>literally in a country with a Jewish overlord

If this gains any traction let us know ahead of time, I feel like plenty of us here on /pol/ would love to travel to NZ to get in on that action.

>>135263391
Good to know Mohammed

>>135263208
Winston Peters.

>>135263432
Oh come on, call me a Mohammed all you want but atleast my country isn't cucked and we can handle refugees

>>135263496
Your women can handle refugees

>>135263367
I am confident and outgoing
I have people I hang with, but don't have any true friends

>>135263374
I don't think I'm creepy
What would I be doing that comes across creepy?

>>135263580
If you're confident and outgoing you'll be fine. Your other posts suggested you were creepy. Do you really need to shit up the thread with your teenage romcom drama?
I'm out of advice for you

>>135263391
Ayy oil boy would it be easy for a finn to move to UAE? I'm tired of high taxation and shitty economy in Finland :---D

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>>135262013
OY VEY !

Don't forget to give half of those shekels to us goy,or else no more gibs.

>>135263715
Sorry man for shitting up the thread, thanks for the advice though!
Maybe I don't act as confident as I think I do, and act a bit creepy but don't realize it?

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>>135240249
>living on the north island

>>135263391
Lol you replied to the wrong guy, thats why ausfag called you "a mohammad"

>>135263828
Ok last tip, girls can smell fear and desperation a mile away. Getting laid is a side effect of having fun and being yourself, so long as you take your moments. I wish you well
If you have problems take it to /soc/

>>135263725
Yeah it's really easy actually, i believe you guys get free visas, also usually foreigners work for for some years and leave because they make a lot of money and UAE needs foreigners
>>135264010
Oh lol
>>135264011
Our women are pretty conservative if you ask me

>>135263580
You might just be ugly then. Hit the gym, dress nicely, fix acne, get a haircut.
>>135263828
Actually maybe it's just this. As I said, hopefully you'll learn as you get older. It's no big deal if you don't get laid until uni, I didn't even fuck a girl until after I finished studying, but now it's pretty easy. (t. engineer)
>>135264011
Also follow this guys advice, stop obsessing over the goal and it'll be more likely to happen.

>>135238591

Switzerland. Period.

>>135264137
Not the ones I've met

If you come to Estonia, please bring your gf, wife, sister or daughter.
We don't need a bunch of single men tipping the scale in favour of women.

>>135262317
Yeah the language looks totally cool (and hard) but i went there and there werent too many fun things to do, it was more like sight seeing around ancient cave monastries or soviet thingys, just like most of the former ussr countries. Im sure it'll be fun to live there though, but a bit hard to do so until you finish learning the language. Have fun there!

>>135264202

GOD HAS HEARD ME.

>>135264238
I rarely see Emirati women outside, but the Emirati women i've seen don't fully wear the hijab, and even cut their skirts to show their thighs, and wear high heels

>>135264433
Checked. I guess once they get here they go nuts

>>135264488
From what i've heard, arab women are crazy once they go in a foreign country, they're very unislamic, for example, my emirati friends travel to Holland for break to smoke some weed and come back

>>135264423
>>/soc/

Fuck my irrelevant shithole country. When will Australia come and annex us?

>>135264608
It's very true, the guys I've met got proper into drugs, the girls got proper into cock. Its a natural reaction to being forbidden to do something then being in a place with freedom to make your own decisions

>>135264608
are arab chicks a good fuck/ do they go clubbing

>>135264825
Literally the worst root I've had after Indians (pls no bully)
They smell weird too

>>135264608
That's true in Finland. I've only known 4 arab women but they all were alcoholics, potheads or sluts.

>>135264791
Yeah, they really are westernized once theyre out of their parents reach
>>135264825
Yeah they are, arab women love white men, and the best way to date an arab girl is to meet her parents and be cool with them

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>>135257721
Who do you think made the law so foreigners can buy houses?
Government of a literal jew

>>135264906
Emirati women here sometimes act slutty, for example when I was at the mall in Jumeriah (It's an outside mall I believe), I saw an emirati woman with her friends and they cut their black veils to the point where when they walk it shows their whole leg and butt, with some high heels which I think is attractive while modest. Anyway's are you planning to work in UAE? If so, AMA

was told a couple times i should move to NZ.

>>135265171
Move to New England instead. It's whiter.

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>>135258097
He's probably a coconut himself. They're a stupid people. Constantly getting scammed. Don't value education.

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>>135263738

>>135261055
Yeah but Okinawa is far more relaxed compared to mainland Japan.

I'd say it's like Japan's Hawaii. People aren't so serious and the climate is different.

>>135265326
NZ currently subsidises 75% of university education, for NZ residents
On top of that, Poly's get discounted fees, preferential treatment and an insane sum of scholarships
Their pass rate is ridiculously low. They pretty much go to uni to get the student allowance until their grades get them kicked out

>>135265137
I have experience working at several finnish banks and insurance companies so getting a job should be pretty easy, right? Is the drinking water good? How is the air quality? What about cost of living and apartment prices? Do i need to learn arabic?

>>135265490
Haha, yeah, japanese people always show off about how they're "gonna go to okinawa this summer" often. I remember when the japanese lilo and stitch anime series was set there

>>135239699
You gotta stop believing pol memes,we hate muslims but we are not removing shit.Also we are a hellhole.

>>135265749
Idk why but i laughed my dick off when i saw that gif

>>135265749
I find pornography degenerate, you can easily get laid here in Dubai, there's plentiful of Europeans, Anglos, Aussies, White-Americans, and a bunch of other white people, believe it or not, there's more white people than there are native-emiratis/arabs
>>135265727
You can easily get a job here, and since you're a foreigner and have experience you might even be paid extra/be in a high position, lots of banks and financial jobs here. And usually the water comes from the sea and gets purified, and theres another water bottle brand that gets its water from the mountains of UAE/Oman. In the summer it's apocalyptic and humid, in the evening yesterday it was 97 degrees, the winter and autumn are the best seasons here because it's less humid and cools down, and sometimes it rains or rarely, it snows. But I believe it's required by law that all areas are equipped with AC's, the cost of living and apartment prices are average, they're cheap to me. You don't need to learn Arabic, as most people here speak english, and signs and streets/names are in both English and Arabic, I mean we used to be an English colony for crying out loud lol

>>135266049
Thanks for the information! Sounds good to me.

>>135265808
Also, theres always protests each year after some american army dude rapes and kills a japanese girl outside the military base there. But i guess we still have to keep article 9 of the japanese constitution in play >:(

>>135266383
So what do you think? Are you planning to work in UAE?
https://www.moi.gov.ae/en/

>>135266049
Dude, i thought it wuz illegal to sex without being married here... or did that only mean that you couldnt have a child if you werent married?

>>135238591
Italy. It's the same shape as your country so you must get along.

>>135266643
I mean, half of the laws here in UAE dont even apply to westerners, you can be gay and it's not like a big buff arab is going to take you and execute you, women dont have to wear burqas and hijabs, and women can wear shorts shorts if they like. It's mainly illesgal to have sex w/o being married if you're emirati, but it wouldn't apply to you if you're a foreigner, because here's the thing, if a woman tells the police that you fucked w/o being married and you fucked her, she's going to end up getting herself in trouble too because she fucked with you so usually people don't often tell

>>135266779
Oh yeah, i guess noone will find out unless you tell people or you're cucking someone. Makes sense.

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Georgia, for a couple of reasons.

1 Standard of living is great and cost of living is low. Cities (Batumi and Tbilisi) are well preserved.

2 Tax system is the best in the world. In export zones only tax on wages (20% incl 0% in payroll tax), capital gains tax is 0 and corporate earnings 0. So essentially taxes are voluntary.

3 Freedom of movement and trade is great. They have visa free travel with EU-citizens and EU countries, sort of free trade with EU and other countries.

4 It is beautiful. Really beautiful.

>>135266925
Yeah so the laws here are pretty fair, we're pretty much the open to foreigners gulf country, women dont have to wear burqas, freedom of religion, and women can wear bikinis too, they don't have an issue with it

>>135266779
انا اتعلم عربية في مدراساتي
Fuck it's so hard to use the arabic keyboard

>>135267118
Dude you keep on forgetting that i live in dubai

>>135267438
Oh yeah I keep forgetting, but yeah I hate typing on an arabic keyboard, but you're good at speaking arabic, when I speak arabic online i type it in arablish like this
"Ana 3tlm 3rbi fl al madrasa"

>>135267563
Oh i never knew you could do that,
Anta tuhab an takul sambool

>>135267563
Do other arabs know what you're saying/realise that you're typing arabic with the alphabet though?

>>135267822
Yeah of course because other arabs always type like that

stay for the race war. Stock up on guns and kill some maoris and chinks

>>135257838
Toke is a fucking shit hole. Only methheads live there.