We write the script for >Obama Goes to Jail: The Movie

he should have hired less special ed spies

3 minutes of hardcore gay male porn

>obama is hiding out in tahiti
>seal team six is sent in on top secret mission to take america's most wanted terrorist alive
>obama is on heavily guarded private island
>most of the team is lost in a helicopter accident
>eventually it all comes down to one man
>next post decides who that is

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>>135229190

>>135228840
>Obama, among others, are seen dressed in orange jumpsuits being escorted out of a courtroom in handcuffs

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

>Yup folks. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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>>135229229
Put me in the screencap nigger

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>>135228976

>>135229461
Go back to red dit

might as well just round up the whole DNC and CIA and electrocute them to death under a sprinkler

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>>135228840
>if if if if if if if if if if

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>>135229229
>>135229190
Kek