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>>135227659
Fuck off faggot we're full.

>>135227659
Welcome! You picked the right board to come to, most of the people on /pol/ are also newfags who came here from reddit.
>what do?
the thing you need to know is that you have to ALWAYS be edgy on 4chan. After all, this is 4chan! You can't be one of us cool edgy "anons" if don't take every opportunity to be as edgy as possible. See, if I were you, I would have posted something like:
>Hey /pol/ just got permabanned from (((reddit))) by a bunch of nigger admins and now I'm stuck here. Would go back but can't cuz the nigger admins chimped out and banned me, sig heil
The most important thing is: Anytime a black person is being discussed, in any context, you have to call them a nigger or other slur. It's what we do here, I mean this is 4chan you know!
And to really fit in, you should go to every other board you can and do the same thing. That's what the rest of us reddit transfers do!

>>135227887
nonsense, don't listen to this goyim. Your experience with /r/thedonald and /r/4chan give you plenty of experience, so you can fit right in as long as you remember what I told you

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>>135227659

>>135228710
This comment is more accurate than most of /pol/ wants to admit

>>135228710
fuck off shill

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>>135228710
This is all correct. Welcome, dead anon.

>>135228710
FUck off you butthurt nigger shill. You will soon be banned from all posting when the God Emperor finally finishes his plan.

And Shadily OP! Welcome to Kekistan! we will truly stop all the bad shit that's been going on.

>>135230266
Why don't (((you))) fuck off you dindu?
See OP, I called that Anon a dindu because this is 4chan and you have to talk like that, otherwise people will think you're new

>>135227659
Buckle up and settle in and remember, you're here forever.

>>135230461
Oooo good one!
>>135227659, I forgot to mention "shill". You have to call people shills constantly, it's almost as important as calling them nigers

>>135232470
Fuck off, you, you... double nigger.