/cpd/ General Keying Cars Edition

>>135216031
Forgot my trip.

Evening, Roberts.

Robert thread died way too early last night. McDonalds caught no manner of luck; their 'restaurants' played host to all manner of coonery.

>>135217084
I wasn't there, I'll try to keep this up.

>>135217084
Massive sliding the last couple days.

>>135217500
more like massive summerfag shitposting about larpers and "happenings" this place is a dumpster fire outside of 2 or 3 threads

>>135216960
Evening, how is my city treating.

>>135217603
True. I listened to the feed anyway, but it just isn't as comfy without some OC sharing and good bant.

>>135217830
Fuck,
*treating you

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Good Evening Roberts I hope everyone is comfortable.

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>>135216031

T-minus 51 minutes, Roberts.

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>caller thought he was going to sell a playstation to two male blacks
>they robbed him instead

>>135217084

Yeah I meant to try to participate more but I feel asleep reading about Rhodesia on wikipedia.

>>135218433
10-4
Comfy as Hell.

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>>135218669
>selling shit on craigslist near niggers
>ever

>>135217947
Gotta agree, hope we can recover.

>>135216031
>band playing too loud
Don't get those too often.

>>135218669
Shit's bad man.

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Hello Roberts. Nice to see you again this evening. Have you checked your keys?

>>135219637
We had a call about an overly loud marching band a couple nights ago.

male black, no shirt

>five or six male black selling drugs

>4 or 5 Hispanic teenagers tagging garages in the alley

>>135219831
Shiiieeet, I missed out.

>>135220733
So business as usual?

>bipolar female took a bunch of pills

>>135216031
Shots fired, typical hometown fireworks.

>guy was beating a female
>they're now walking south on dearborn

>>135216031
Sounds like an attempted sexual assault.

Domestic Battery. Male Black walking southbound.

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Have the deportations started? They sounded pretty serious about cracking down on sanctuary cities at the WH press briefing today.

>>135216031
Nothing like brotherly love;
Two brother involved in a battery.

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>>135221869

>hasn't heard from her friend Helen in 20 days
>not answering the phone
>caller is worried

F

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>>135222180
>Nothing like brotherly love;

>>135222369
Kek

>>135222369
>he punched the umpire in the head

We've had that exact incident happen on stream. Also a hammer attack over chicken, a screwdriver stabbing over chicken, and a shooting over chicken.

>>135221114

There's so many suicidal people or suicide calls on this scanner. It's kind of mind blowing.

>>135222862
Not really surprising, I'm sure I'd blow my brains out if I had to live in one of these cities.

>>135222319
They waited 20 days wtf?

>>135222862
Lots of mental illness here.

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>>135222319
>Several Shots

>person with a gun
>more cars needed

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>>135223076

>Male offender had set his girlfriend's house on fire.

>>135216031
Trespassing at walgreens; male black must be running low on acetaminaphen (paracematol) and chapstick.

>blind man being beaten and robbed in an alley

>>135223751
I've seen fuckers like that.

>Blind male was attacked, beaten and possibly robbed

>Robbery.
>Assault against a blind male.
>No Description.

Is anyone else addicted to watching the Heyjackass.com body count rise and rise? It might even be worse than last year.

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>>135223890
bix nood

>>135224265
He didn't see that coming.

>>135224309
I hope not, shit was retarded last year.

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So be sides being the hero Chicago deserves, who is Robert supposed to be

>>135224413
The person they don't deserve.

>>135224410
Think it's 9 ahead of this time last year.

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>>135224264

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Evening fellow Roberts.

>>135224413
he's a cop in chicago whos streaming the police radio thing i think

>>135224063
*paracetamol

>>135224413
Our police force, our government and people shit on them.

>stole a flag

>>135216031
>blocking traffic
It's like they make a hobby of it.

>>135225207
How else can they effectively stand around ?

>>135224552
Evenin' Robert, welcome to RR hours.

>>135224516
Last year august was the worst month with 98 dead, which is otherwise an anomaly. They're expecting about 10 less deaths compared to last year.

>>135225342
Panhandle, they're all over downtown.

>Male possibly on drugs is presently running up and down the street screaming.
There has been a concurring lack of description in regard to the offending individuals.

>>135225775
It's true.

>>135225928
I thought dispatch said he had some kind of red zip up jacket.

>>135225928

whoa you're right. did this start today or yesterday?

>>135226103
In my opinion over all the description people give are some what to terribly vague however this evening seems to be abysmal.

>driving go kart recklessly

Did I hear that right

>Dispute with their Doorteur named December.

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>>135224413
He holds the line while you sleep

>>135226301
Yes. Just another day in Chicago.

>>135226591
>Because they stand on a wall, and say "Nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch."

>>135226591
>>135224489
>>135224951
>>135224615

Just figured it out, their phonetic word for R(Roger, confirmation)

>>135227200
Close. R designates graveyard (10PM - 6AM)

>Young male hispanic stole a United States Flag.
Disgusting

>threw a computer out of the sixth floor window

>>135227494
Ever use Windows 10 :)

>Computer thrown out of a sixth floor window
F compy

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>threw a computer out the 6th floor window

>>135227411
This

>>135216031
21 Robert needs to check his keys.

>patient is claiming he stabbed his neighbor a few days ago

A lot of Vehicle Blacks tonight.

>Ivan Morales

Russo-Mexican master race when?

>niece's girlfriend was trying to cut her
>call dropped
>doesn't pick up on callback

F

>>135229242
>Ivan
For whatever reason this name is not that uncommon in Latin America

>male beaner masturbating in the window
>he's done this before

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>>135229301
Once you go black....

> 5 1 Robert to the rescue!

>allegedly he has a gun inside the nursing home

>Gun inside nursing home

Served red jello one too many times.

>female getting high off compressed air cans

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>SIX TO SEVEN
>SIX TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>135231056
Nine!

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>>135230272
>>female getting high off compressed air cans

>Missing mentally disabled
>Hasn't been seen in several days
Fukin rip

>eight kids breaking into the bakery

Report in, Roberts. Check those keys.

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>>135231958
>kids

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>>135217084
Robert Jesus (myself) was playing video games as escapism. I needed a night off from /CPD/....the comfy is great but male black is too much at times.

>>135231819
mother fuckin F

>jason was robbed by two male blacks

>>135232334
Tell me about it.

>gunshot to the head
>critical condition

F

>>135232541
we doing tally marks now?

I

>>135232700
We are now.

>>135232700
Not bullying here, but are you new? If so "F" means paying respect to the dead (genuinely or in jest). People usually say "post F for respects."

>>135232993
I must have misunderstood him. I took it as Robert wanting a nightly score. I'm pretty sure it's like once an hour someone is shot.

>amc theater garage, person is incapacitated and passed out. dispatch just dont even.

>15 y/o at group home being aggressive

>her child is being held at gunpoint

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>child being held at gunpoint, friend is calling (?)

>>135233550
Horrifying.

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>boyfriend threatened caller

>woman on her stoop, picking paint off with a pocket knife
"Shaniquia+baby daddy playa 4 lyfe"

>>135233345
No problem.

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Robbery

>man shot in left hand

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>it's a pretty slow night it seems

>seems like he's a paranoid schizophrenic

>listen for 40min
>pretty quiet
Stay frosty Roberts, I have a early day tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow for Friday night hours.

>has a knife in one hand and a bat in the other

Oh shit male black has learned how to dual wield.

>homeless male passed out in a chair

>>135236784
He always has...
You might not think but man.

>big fight with guns

>nine year old shot himself with a bb gun

>>135239730
Kek, those are pretty restricted here.