lol

>>135205529
Funny to think about how something even liberals take part in here in America is a crime in the UK.

>>135205529
What are you laughing at Australia?
You're definitely going to be next, maybe after Canada.

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>>135205740
the leaf goes first

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>>135205740
yeah nah we're good mate

OI, BIN THAT KNIFE BRUV!

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>>135205529
We have the same laws here and I still carry a knife, because going for prison over carrying a knife is still better than getting killed by some sandnigger.

Either way, if you don't commit any crimes or do anything suspicious the police won't search you.*

*=Unless you're part of some known group like the Nordic Resistance Movement etc, in which case they'll apparently search you 'randomly'.

>>135205529
what the hell is the bong police up to now?
Their "HR and ideas" department must be as large as the actually police force

>>135205529
I carry a 5 inch tactical knife everyday

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So what if I carry a gladius instead?

Hold on, is the law changing or something?
As far as I know, it's perfectly legal to carry a knife in the UK, but it must be folding, non-locking and the blade cannot be longer than three and a half inches.
I carry a knife on my multi-tool in public, and I've never been stopped. It's a useful thing to keep around to be honest.

i can literally walk into the grocery store with my kbar strapped to my leg like a fucking commando if I want to, nobody cares. brits are such fucking pussies.

>>135206431
You'd think the cucked gov would just outright ban the group

>>135206813
You know it doesn't matter in this country mate, they'll arrest you for some bullshit reason and there's nothing we can do because we don't have a constitution

>>135206677

say it's a prop for cosplay.

>>135207142
Honestly, you're right. But alas, what can ya do?

Carry a knife inside your Koran, I promise the police will never hassle you then

Wow britbongs, your own police are opening threatening you

>>135205529
I don't understand. At all. Do they say that people should give away their kitchen knives? Or only switchblades?

>>135207433
You say that, Sikhs are allowed to carry their ceremonial daggers in public, and they're pretty hefty.

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WATCH OUT BRITS

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>>135205529

>>135207602
>carrying any type of knife

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Reminder that my state (Texas), just voted to legalize carrying any size of blade in public, including switchblades, Bowie knives and longswords.

>>135206813
Indeed, police are retarded.

They're obviously all hiring complete and utter SJWs to manage their twitter accounts.

>>135205529
bongs wtf how the fuck are you supposed to keep yourself from getting raped or ganged up on when you accidentally stroll into a sharia zone with your wife and children???

ive seen people pull out knives on other people in daylight for disputes over debts and its scary, but there is never any police around then

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>>135207142
>>135207414

>>135205529
Oh look it's THIS thread for the billionth time this past hour.

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>>135205529
this is all just a precursor to the hand and tooth ban of 2022. the entire population will literally be left unarmed.

>>135208305
i don't understand why bowie knives are such a bid deal with libs

>>135208305
Ive walked right past cops into McDonalds before with a knife on my belt from hunting earlier that day.
In maryland of all places.

They sont seem to care.

>>135206813
Apparently this is wussie Aussie land, not the UK.

>>135205529
BIN

>>135207990
I laughed. Always like my friends from the land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder, You better run, you better take cover, yea.

>>135208553
Everyone will be gagged and handcuffed before flight departure.

>>135208667
That doesn't make sense though, the picture on the tweet has a UK web address.

>>135208725
THAT

>>135208741
bloody legend m8, surprised to see an outsider know the great song

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>>135205529

Meanwhile, in Texas

>>135208355
Sounds about right. Useless sods the lot of them? Why does the police even have a Twitter account anyway?

>>135208305
My 54" Claymore is ready.

>>135205529
Jesus Christ, bongs. Ima go to the range tomorrow and shoot my AR15 for ya. Poor bastards

>>135206813
>knife has to be folding, non-locking, and less than 3.5 inches
That's not a knife. Enjoy your nanny state.

>>135208667
>>135208787

Yorkshire is a place in England ya mongs
.
It's very still legal to carry knives in Straya'

>>135208882
Now you know who you have been talking to.

>>135205529
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JNCq8GX5OY
UK is so pathetic, they literally have Bin that Knife rap music

>>135208751
sweet, am i getting a free helicopter ride?

>>135205529
>be britbong
>walk to work with 1cm boxcutter
>THIS IS THE POLICE, DROP THE WEAPON

>>135206677
My brother of rome

>Oooy givis the knife mate

What the fuck are they gonna do, club it out of your hand? Stab them if they try and take it.

>>135209046
I know, but it's the best we've got. I'd say it's better than nothing, but it really isn't

>>135209104
A N G L O S

>>135208751
not a bad idea for some of those fukken kids desu

"we banned everything but islamist barbarians and all we got was this invasion"

>>135208305
>>135208889

God Bless Texas

>>135207990
OI bin that you don't want someone's papercut on your conscious do ya bruv?

>>135208889
If only possession of loli didn't get you lined up in front of a firing squad Texas would be literally perfect.

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>>135206813
>no 9" switchblade

How's that tyranny going? Shoulda joined us in 1776, friendos.

>>135208837
KNIFE

>>135207144
Kek

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In the US we can literally carry Katanas around to fight niggers if we wish.

>tfw anime and reality is merging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

>>135205740
Nah in Canada it's still legal for citizens to have guns just under certain restrictions. Laern your facts mate lmao.

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>>135205529

>this is the strongest empire in the history of the world

>>135205529
how do bongs cut their steak?

>>135205740
Yeah nah fuck off cunt. But in all honesty I'm itching for another cronulla

>>135205529
Lol
I carry EDC Gerber EAB, Letherman Wingman, Cold Steel Recon 1 and add a Stanley carabiner box cutter when working.

I'd probably be looking at a life sentence in the U.K.!

>>135205740
The dude from Quebec who went apeshit on the mosque had something along the lines of an AK.

you cant carry a knife here either you queer cunt

>>135209733
With their wit.

>>135210009
fuckin lol

>>135209437
It is close to perfect. Lolifags are literal pedos. Texas would be perfect if they banned beastiality

1984 wasn't a manual.
Get your shit together, Bongs.

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Britbongs this is your last line of defence.

>>135209799
You can buy most Letherman multi-tools over here, you just can't carry them in public 'without a good reason'. So basically, unless you're camping, you can't.

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>>135209834

ain't no jacks in the outback mate

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>>135210009

7/10

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>>135205529
>you can get shot to death in the UK for standing up from your seat in a public restaurant without first letting go of your butter knife

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>>135205529
I can't wait for the UK to leave the EU, its presence is just noxious and contaminates the whole of Europe, their society and corrupted, pedophilic political elites should not be in contact with us. Let them have their nightmarish Orwellian society in their shitty island and cut ties forever with them, what a disgusting people, they are repulsive.

>>135206813
Wow. Even Canadas knife laws are better. You can openly carry any sized fixed blade or flipper as long as it's visible (having the clip on the outside of your pocket counts)

Just don't carry it into a bar though, if you get into a fight you're fucked even if you don't use it.

>>135205529
Of course it's a white male behind bars.
The most evil race there is, always blowing themselves up and stabbing random people on the streets.

>>135205529
I think we need them though
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/islamic-thugs-who-attacked-white-13396646

load the truck boys, there's going to be a run on ball bats !!!

>>135209834
You're a fucking idiot desu

https://www.police.qld.gov.au/programs/weaponsLicensing/fees/faqs/lawFaqs.htm

It is a reasonable excuse to physically possess a knife to perform a lawful activity, duty or employment; to participate in a lawful entertainment, recreation or sport, for exhibiting the knife or for use for a lawful purpose. Examples as quoted in Section 51 of the Weapons Act 1990 are:

-A person may carry a knife on his or her belt for performing work in primary production
-A scout may carry a knife on his or her belt as part of the scout uniform
-A person may carry a knife as an accessory while playing in a pipe band
-A fisher may carry a knife for use while fishing
-A person who collects knives may exhibit them at a fete or another public gathering
-A person may use a knife to prepare or cut food at a restaurant in a public place or when having a picnic in a park; or
-A person may carry a pen knife or swiss army knife for use for its normal utility purpose.

>>135210457
It really is complete shit. As I said before, I'd say it's better than nothing, but it really isn't

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>>135205529
OMG LOL, fucking brits can't carry even a plastic knife. In my shit hole country we can carry a machete and chop heads, the police don't give a shit.

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>>135205529
Brought to you by the same Police department responsible for the Rotherham abuse scandal.

>>135205529
How do people accept this bullshit?

>>135210138
nunchaku are actually illegal in some states, if you can believe that shit.

>>135208305
Avidly waiting for the first liveleak video of a home robber being ran through with a sword.

>>135210751
>How do people accept this bullshit?

Because there's no way to NOT accept it, lmfao
they're completely disarmed

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>>135210790
That's retarded.
We're gonna have to be more creative then.

>>135205529
Don't be a loon, bin that spoon!

>>135206265
The actual Dundee was killed by the Aussie police for not surrendering his guns during the confiscation.

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>>135208305
Should have never been illegal in the first place. Considering you can open carry an AR

>>135206813
BIN IT!
PUT THE KNOIFE IN THE BIN!

>>135210138

>a Muslim gang encroaches on a mysterious looking heavyset man wearing a trenchcoat
>they try to take his wallet but it's attached to a metal chain
>the mysterious man suddenly teleports behind Muslim gang
*mumbles* I promised my Sensei I would never go all out
>looks at ground
>from a rear view of his dark silhouette, two numb-chucks fall on either side
>the ground shakes as they hit the end of their chains
>the gang turns around and charges screaming
ALLLLALALALLALLALLALLLALL
>in a windmill style fashion, fully rotating both arms, the mysterious man charges at them as well
>2 seconds later all of the Muslims are on the ground, only one still alive, begging for mercy
>the mysterious man walks up to the lone survivor and makes him pray to Allah to save him, nothing happens
>he hands the survivor a copy of the God Delusion and sets reddit as the homepage on his phone
>a tip of the fedora and he's gone
>there must always be one survivor, to tell the tale

>>135205529
wow brits are frightened children.

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>>135208889
>When someone say Texas will go blue

>>135211251
From experience, replace Muslim with chav and you're on the money

>>135211124
If "AR" was meant to mean "assault rifle", please kill yourself.

>>135210832
http://globalnews.ca/news/508940/murder-charge-laid-in-east-vancouver-sword-attack/

We beat you to it

>>135211464
he obviously was trying to say "AR-15"

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>>135211129
PUT THE KNIFE IN THE BIN NOW

>>135209605
I remember that! I also remember the nigger he saved tried to take the sword from him.

Niggers...

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>>135205529
They made a giant statue out of the binned knives
Total lunacy

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>>135210596
>Positive rights
AHAHAHAHAHA

A PERSON MAY...
SHALL NOT BE...

>>135210724
>scandal
You mean feminist propaganda

>>135211886
I need that in my house immediately, how much is it?

>>135211464
AR 15 my dude, everyone knows assault rifles are select fire. Well, except maybe you.

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>>135205529
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>135212134

Blade Angel is a false idol. There is only one God, and that is the Murdercube.

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>>135206677
I edc pic related in an art tube whenever I go out to town.

>>135212578
imagine THAT going fucking KABOOM,
assuming there's still powder in there

>>135208305
Damn, I'm gonna start carrying a razor sharp kukri in addition to rifle and hand guns. Based Texas.

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>>135211464

AR stands for ArmaLite

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>>135212370

Is that a fucking cloth holster?

Jesus Christ, fucking trash. No reason to own cloth. Plastic guns can have plastic holsters, but goddamnit steel DESERVES leather!

>>135206983
Actually, out of all the parties it's the Sweden Democrats that want to ban the Nordic Resistance Movement.

I don't know if it's some kind of appeal to the left or a cryptokike manouver since they're apparently anti-racist and shill for Israel.

Either way it's pretty weak.

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>>135205529

Pic related is the only acceptable response, Britbros.

>>135211886
First the /k/ube and now the fallen /k/angel? The pantheon grows.

>>135209605
Holy shit its Hicklander

>>135208608
You know exactly why: because they look really, really scawy and it hurts muh feelins to see scawy things :((((((

The entire liberal agenda is about how things seem or look, not how they actually are. An AR-15 with a 20 round magazine and a synthetic/polymer body is illegal, but the same gun with a wooden "sporting/hunting" body is totally fine for the sole reason it looks less like a movie gun. Liberals aren't humans, they're pop culture consuming drones. I am pretty sure the SPAS-12 specifically is illegal in Canada, by name, solely because it appears in movies.

>>135206265
That's not a knife. That's a knife.
or
That's not a knife. This is a knife.

Which one is correct?

>>135215456
I am pretty sure it's "that's a knoife" to my memory. I've only seen the movie 5 or 6 times in my life so I can't really remember.

>>135208305
can t wait to see all the ching chong move to texas just so they can carry their katanas like ninjas

What if a buy a kitchen knife for cooking and police stops me?

>>135216649
B I N I T
I
N

I
T

Uh mates. I just bought a box of sporks. What will happen to me?

>>135212578
You've distracted me from my work just long enough to crash a very expensive machine... still cool though.

>Not being able to carry a Benchmade or Microtech automatic knife, or a even a cheap gook clone.
Why live? Just asking to get culturally enriched without a chance.

>>135210087
>banned beastiality
.... I thought it was illegal? You mean I could have been fucking horses this hole time??

>>135206677
Good taste

>>135205529
BIN THAT BOMB

>>135214258
Guy died drowning. Taking a Loli to a remote island to practice the way of the katana.

>>135216649
Then you're fucked m8s, so you better move to the st8s or you'll meet f8.

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>>135211022
mercy upon his soul, he died a patriot

>>135212743
Reported to the bobby italian scum

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>>135205529
.... why? Brits are you fine with absolutely nothing to defend yourselves? Do cops just magically teleport to Crimes?

>>135205529
So when are we banning cars, booze, cigarettes and any sort of fast food, red meats, sugar and GMO.
When are we going to ban anything sharp or metal.
What about hammers.
Shit might as well ban rocks.

>>135209622
Just fucking barely.
Not only that the cops can take them away when ever and you cant do fuck all with em.
You are not allowed to have guns.

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>>135207990
OY!!! Wat the fucq is That?!! You think this is a game do you?

>>135215456
I've never seen the money in question but I'm pretty sure it's the second one.

>>135221170
*Movie

>>135205921
I'm beginning to think Slick Willie just wanted to stare at those cankles all day.

>>135205529
Gettin real tired of your shit british "police" force.

>>135220368
Fuck no. They're just like any other police force. Takes them 30 minutes to show up to a crime unless it happens at a bank. Then miraculously they decide to move their fat asses and show up in 3 minutes.

>>135205529
Does this include Leatherman type multi tools? I knew someone in highschool who got in a car accident, the car was on fire and he was knocked out. The people who stopped to help couldn't undo the seat belt because it was jammed. He burned to death because no one had a knife to cut the seat belt to pull him out of the car. I always carry a knife on me now, you never know what might happen.

Can British people defend themselves in any capacity?

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The like to dislike ratio is crazy fucking twats

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What the fuck is wrong with your country Brit Bongs?

>>135221977
And they are fucking wimps compared to our police force.Maybe ours are pussies when it comes to protest but you get the picture.

>>135222155
No, they're not allowed. They do not have a constitution so they lack even the most basic right to defend themselves. Hell, if someone cuts themselves while inside someones house during a burglary, the burgler can sue the homeowner. Thats how cucked Britbongs are.

>>135214665
Thats the only reason its illegal.
They looks through a action hero movies of the 80s and 90s and banned anything that looked scary.
Fuck canada I want to live in america again.
Any one need a leaf slave for a year?

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>>135208889
Texas is truly a Bastian of freedom.

>>135208608
The Bowie knife is a symbol of the scary southerner who has a big blade and knows how to use it. It's literally the knife version of a burning cross.