HAPPENING????

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>>135192231
the sun? Probs not.

>>135192231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w

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>>135192231
>should i move to canada?
Canada is more fucked than we are, pic related. Who else here /safe/??? It's a comfy feel.

Please be before 8am CT. It's my first day at work in 6 years and I haven't been up that early ever, unless I was already awake.

At this point Korea should just play the waiting game another ten years and wait for America to destroy itself

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>>135192745
>8am
>I haven't been up that early ever
> It's my first day at work in 6 years

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>>135192694
>implying they have 4 or 5

>>135192694
Im just out of range. See yall in hell rest of america.

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>>135192694
>tfw I'll hear about Commiefornia being destroyed on a comfy Florida beach

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>>135192694
Im ok with the KN-08's range no one west of Ontario is worth saving anyway

>>135192231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYUSKWhb3sk

Godspeed you crazy gook, bring the decadent pig dog west capitalist empire to ruin with your massive military force like the underdog you deserve to be

>>135192694
God fucking dammit I'm at the edge of Iowa.

>>135192694
thats a big dong

>>135192694
I'll have a #5 please Kim.
>Tfw when all libtard and faggot leafs get raked.

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>>135193096

>the Tampa is safe

If Korea was actually smart, they wouldn't bomb the U.S. If they do bomb us, the entire world will turn on them.

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>>135193667
That's no dong

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>the sun as source

>>135192694
Probably aimed at LA or SF in California. That's the highest concentration of Worst Koreans.

They have ruined Little Tokyo in LA.

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>>135192694

>tfw Texan

Now that I think of it, they wouldn't hit lil insignificant Iowa, right? There's nothing important in it, right?

>>135192231
better brace ourselves, we are about to get DONGED

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>>135193207
>implying that it's the prairies ruining the country instead of literally everyone else

>>135192231
if you don't live in niggerfornia you'll be fine

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>>135192694
>No Dong 1

>>135192231
>mfw they strategically fire a nuke next to the Grand Canyon, ushering in The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses

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If insignificant Iowa is actually going to get nuked, which I doubt more than my sisters hatred for me, this will be my final Hina Rape Face.

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>>135192694
Safe and comfy checking in.

The us probably has a super accurate defense system for this situation right?.......right?

Go for it Best Korea.
What's the worst that could happen?

>>135192694
Actually, I think I'm safe. Iowa is insignificant and unimportant. Nobody would probably nuke us.

>>135192694
>>135192231
please nuke seattle

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>>135194988
>implying this level of tech can be stopped

>>135193889
Us Tampa gods will never fall to such puny nukes

>>135195171
The US nukes Korea, affecting the rest of the continent

>>135192694
>nuking canada

why

it would be a net benefit to the other side if we didn't get nuked

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>>135193982
Sir! It looks like a giant...

>>135192694
lol North Korea has No Dongs

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>>135192694

>/pol/ talks about North Korea's nukes.
>ABC: Normie News talks about malfunctioned fair rides and rain.

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>>135192745
Good luck sorting yourself out anon neetdom is no way to live ,don't give up please it gets easier to interact and work after a free weeks. You can do this

Man, it feels great to be a Southerner.

>>135192231
Didn't they say the same thing yesterday?

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>>135192694
america finally gets the dong

>>135195378
Is that an old rusty sub or did they build it to look old and rust?

>>135195680
>nuke quebec
>Anglos pledge allegiance to NK
Net benefit

think about it for one second
>what reason does nk have to completely nuke america all-out tomorrrow? what could justify ensuring the death of your entire country ?
nothing

>>135197965
nvm looks legit
>let the record show i will fuck rageafterstorm after ww3

>>135192231
>north korea launches nuke at US
>immediately gets picked up on radar
>destroyed by THAAD or Lasers or some top secret DARPA shit we don't even know about
>Nuke subs in the pacific immediately glass the norks and wipe the country off the face of the earth

LOL!!

Sweet. Take out the shit blue states and hollywood.

>>135192694
Fugg :DD

>>135197434
Camoflage.

>>135193207
why does the leaf look like he should be in a "don't let my wife hear" video?

>>135192231
>north korea
>threats
no

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>>135192694
I hope they nuke California

Wasn't that supposed to be today?

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>>135192694
>/safe/???
my little town may be safe from a nuke but i am def at risk of getting shanked by a crackhead in broad daylight anywhere here