SCARAMUCCI GONE CRAZY HAPPENING IT FUCKING HAPPENED FAGGOTS

BUMP for real happening

>>135188831
Can I get a QR?

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>>135189111
news is filtering through now

Scaramucci is playing 4d chess with Reince trying to play him off the journos to catch him out as being the leaker

>>135188831
wow anon is actually not a LARPer, the New Yorker writer really did say that the Mooch told him that "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock"

interesting

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>Scaramucci said he had to get going. “Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy.”

>>135188831
Yawn. Reince fucking sucks. Everyone with a brain already knows this. It's just so sad you all need some mob boss to spell it out for you.

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>>135188831
Bumparoo

also can I get the rundown?

>>135189862
read it you nonce it's real and funny as fuck

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>>135189945

>>135189862
this is real you stupid son of a bitch, and quite funny

he really did say that he doesn't suck his own cock

Mooch moving on up to diamond legend status real quick.

>>135189945
fuck forgot text

The Mooch is unquestionably the best new character of the Trump manga in a long while.

> "I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly."

> “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ”

> “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people"

> “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock"

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>>135189241

Mooch is already a fucking legend. I can see why Trump wanted him.

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>>135188831
why doesnt he just whack him
also, where is the archiving norwegian

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>>135189998
humour doesnt constitute a happening

>>135190213
>where is the archiving norwegian
You must be simple, the archive link is already there at the bottom of the OP

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>>135188831
"I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves."
Scaramucci is, without a doubt, /ourguy/. Fuck Rinsed Penis

>>135190280
You said fake news. Don't start back peddling Mohammed

>>135188831
NYC conservatives are the best people alive

Especially wallstreet people. That get a terrible wrap by the media and pretty much everyone but they are very sharp guys.

Gotta love it. Real New Yorker

>>135190374
>providing archive link in OP
not cool m8

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>>135188831
>tfw it's ACTUALLY HAPPENING

BAD GUYS GETTING CALLED OUT

The mooch 2024

>>135190177
Can't smooch the mooch.

>>135190177
Holy fucking lel

>>135190887
"IN YOUR COOCH" MOOCH

> “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers

Based. Leakers and Jewish journalists will hang.

> “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock"

What did he mean by this?

>>135190454
>rinsed penis

Fucking legendary. Have a (you)

>>135188831
>SCARAMUCCI
What kind of gay surname is that anyway?
Ya'll niggaz should be burn in nuclear fire. DO IT KIMMY, DO IT NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYUSKWhb3sk

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>>135190454
>Rinsed penis

>I'm a big buy

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>>135190177
>> “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people"

i am unbelievably erect

>>135191092
Steve Bannon seems really self-serving, i guess? not getting much done except just enjoying being in a position in the WH

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>>135190177
/ourguy/

>>135191722
He's busy with his white board and building of the doom device.

GOD BLESS REAL NEW YORKERS

>>135191068
I don't have cooch, but if I did I might not object. The guy is that good.

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>I got the sense that Scaramucci’s campaign against leakers flows from his intense loyalty to Trump. Unlike other Trump advisers, I’ve never heard him say a bad word about the President. “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people,” he told me.

>He cryptically suggested that he had more information about White House aides. “O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? Because I nailed these guys. I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I. and the fucking Department of Justice.”

>“What?” I interjected.

>“Well, the felony, they’re gonna get prosecuted, probably, for the felony.” He added, “The lie detector starts—” but then he changed the subject and returned to what he thought was the illegal leak of his financial-disclosure forms. I asked if the President knew all of this.

>“Well, he doesn’t know the extent of all that, he knows about some of that, but he’ll know about the rest of it first thing tomorrow morning when I see him.”

>Scaramucci said he had to get going. “Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy.”

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>>135188831
Bannon confirmed for selfsucker

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>>135188831

>While they have publicly maintained that there is no bad blood between them, Scaramucci and Priebus have been feuding for months. After the election, Trump asked Scaramucci to join his Administration, and Scaramucci sold his company, SkyBridge Capital, in anticipation of taking on a senior role. But Priebus didn’t want him in the White House, and successfully blocked him for being appointed to a job until last week, when Trump offered him the communications job over Priebus’s vehement objections. In response to Scaramucci’s appointment, Sean Spicer, an ally of Priebus’s, resigned his position as press secretary. And in an additional slight to Priebus, the White House’s official announcement of Scaramucci’s hiring noted that he would report directly to the President, rather than to the chief of staff.

I don't know much about this scaramucchi guy but when I read that it reminded me of Job Truniht being appointed as the governor of his own planet after the empire occupied it

>>135189241
>paranoid schizophrenic
>is negative

feels bad man, my super power :(

>>135188831
>Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” (Bannon declined to comment.)

kek

>>135191990
i can't handle all of this WINNING

>>135191722

Bannon only becomes a major character in season 2.

Scaramucci's got to go. This guy is unhinged and Bannon is 100% /ourguy/

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>>135190454

>>135189241
Ryan Lizza, the author of the article, is on CNN right now and says Priebus was not the one who leaked the info to him.

MOOCH what a guy

>>135192272
Bannon isn't thin skinned

>>135192172
But honestly, how much better might the world be right now if Steve Bannon weren't such a fat fuck and could actually suck his own cock?

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FUCK OFF SHAREBLUE KIKES
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>>135190177

MOOCH IS GONNA GO JOE PESCI ON THE LEAKERS

IT'S GONNA BE FUCKIN GREAT

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>>135192472
you are the obvious shill because the bannon thing is just him shilling breitbart for shekels and from everything that's come out of this, bannon is all you care about...really?
seems like an obvious shareblue tactic ignoring everything and just spamming MUH ANTI BANNON

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>>135192272
>>135192451
WOO HOO LET'S PRETEND WE'RE INFIGHTING AND DIVIDED AND CONQUERED

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>135191434
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>>135191722
Bannon is your cheap ugly loaded gun that never misfires. The one with the broken safety.

If you're smart. You keep it in the safe until it's time.

>>135188831
sage this faggotry

>>135190548
I'm a NY Wall Street guy (for you) AMA:

>>135192396
CNN CONFIRMS RINSED PENIS AS THE WH LEAKER

>>135192790
muh jew boogeyman

nobody brought this shit up and there is no "infighting" stop trying to create a narrative it's so obvious what you're doing

>>135190177
Wait...waiiiiit. He says Rinsed Penis is resigning.

Then says Bill Shine and Sean Hannity had a meeting with Trump.

THEN Mooch specifically mentions Bill Shine's name and parallels his own "cock blocking" by Reince Priebus.

Holy shit is Bill Shine the next Chief of Staff?

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>>135190177

>>135192790
Yes, they've totally got us. And /pol/ is satire.

>>135193109
He's imitating with the bill shine quote it's a quote of a quote

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>>135191722
Bannon is literally the ideological brains behind This Administration and /our guy/. Together Bannon and Trump could do amazing things in this country. If it wasn't for the Rinsed Penises of the world.

>>135192396
How is naming who is NOT the leaker different from naming who is?

>>135193220
this, scaramucci is just acting crazy as a distraction, same as trump

the day is not over

>>135193403
Right. There is more to come.

this is getting unreal

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He's a big guy

>>135191195
bats a made man
mudder fukker

>>135193668
Fuck U

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>>135193668

>>135188831
Is it finally happening!?

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>>135191990
Mooch is Trump's little Joe Pesci attack dog. Loyal and vicious.

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>>135189945

You can't gooch the Mooch.

>>135193403
i dont think he's "acting crazy as a distraction"

im sure he is legitimately saying and believing these things, and it's serving as a distraction

>>135188831
>“I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves,” he said. “You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.”

>trying to portray this as the wrong attitude

REALLY MAKE THINK

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>>135188831
Priebus always did look like a sniveling rat jew, always kind of wondered how he slimed his way into trumps campaign

Scaramucci OUT


Check the tweets:

"@infovestment: @Scaramucci if Hillary keeps this up,she might be back in play for 2016…." I hope she runs, she is incredibly competent

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) April 16, 2012

Republicans should support Gay marriage
9:56 PM - Jan 7, 2012

One more point: I support the Gay Rights Movement and I am an active proponent of equality. https://twitter.com/scaramucci/status/801523426439655424 …
3:46 PM - Nov 23, 2016

You can take steps to combat climate change without crippling the economy. The fact many people still believe CC is a hoax is disheartening

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) March 11, 2016

We (the USA) has 5% of the world's population but 50% of the world's guns. Enough is enough. It is just common sense it apply more controls.

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 6, 2012

>>135190177
what a manlet

>>135194335

Pubis is despised by so many conservatives.

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>>135193668
>YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS

>>135194353
It doesn't matter what his views are as long as he's loyal to Trump. He's comms director, not in charge of policy.

>>135194293
>im sure he is legitimately saying and believing these things, and it's serving as a distraction
He's just being an alpha "Wall street guy" and typical jew york italian behind closed doors

>>135194353
This has already been addressed. Some of his political positions suck but he loves Trump and will fight for him.

https://youtu.be/YX5thhxtIeA

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how long till he puts a hit on these leakers

>>135193220
Holy shit. Bannon = Future Baron

>>135195279
Within 3 weeks time

>>135193668
You're fired rises.

>>135195552
Now you're starting to figure it out Boyo.

>>135195715
Kek

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>Scaramuccia - The "Little Skirmisher"
>clown character of the Italian commedia dell'arte (comic theatrical arts). The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano (masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress and burlesquing a don, he was often beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice.

yfw Trump has an angry mini-me jester character

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>>135192381
>WE WUZ DICK WASHAZ 'N SHEEEEIT

>>135192172
is he wrong?
>no, he isnt fucking wrong.
plus no more kellyanne cockroach embarrassing the prez with he amateur antics and attention whoring

>>135195917
>The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano (masked henchman)

>this is a jester

Sounds more like a headsman to me mate.

>>135193668
4u

>>135194335
He was RNC chair, dingus. He did one good thing when Trump won nomination and lashed the party to him. People forget there was a chance Trump would be jewed out of the nomination. Priebus was smart enough to be scared of manafort.

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Al right amerifags, I'm up, need a quick run down. You promised happenings

>>135191238
It's from Fash the Nation, which you should be listening to

>>135193930
/ourguido/

>>135196204

So?

Pubis did fuck all for the GOP. It stayed as a country club Republican Party.

>>135188831
Please stop desecrating the holy Ron with this tabloid jew york nonsense.

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>>135191476
The fuck is in his hand?

Everytime I see The Mooch talk I remember the movie about him.

>>135188831
So this was just a ploy to get Priebus to resign just like with Short?

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>>135196729
A pen?

>>135192272
>>135192790
I think the leaks on Bannon are the proof, imagine if Bannon talked to several different people.

>the tax rate should be at 44%
>the tax rate should be at 43%
>the tax rate should be at 42%
>the tax rate should be at 45%

They could deduce who the leaker is if a specific percentage is leaked to the press.

>>135190177

Thanks for copypasta'ing my OP thread you fucking faggot.

>>135196729
The one sharpie he couldn't get up his pinhole ass.

>>135196729
Trump's Dicck?

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>>135196897
cool it leaf

>>135188831
Rinsed Penis on suicide watch

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>>135188831
THESE LEAKS

THESE RATS

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>>135196729
The antidote to the population culling virus that Bannon has been working on.

The fact Priebus likes Mitt Romenycare is reason enough to kick his ass out of there.

Mitts dad was a traitor and so is he.

>>135194672
This. Most of /pol/ wouldn't side with a lot of Pence's views either, but accepts him for his loyalty to the Trump agenda. Not to mention, he had a far better debate performance than emperor godking. IIRC he was debating Kaine right in the middle of fucking pussygate (the only Trump scandal that had potential to truly damage the Trump brand) and he was a godsend at the time.

SARAAAAAH

>>135196729
Looks like a cig or a "cig-a-like" ecig. Orange base, long white body. Could still be a pen.

>>135198022
Pence absolutely eviscerated Kaine, it was brutal.

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>>135194070
bogpill thread now

>>135196729
It's an iPad.

>>135198341
He absolutely did; t'was glorious. Normies even conceded that Pence exuded class.

>>135196172

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>>135188831
>east coast AYYtalian ballbuster as the comms director
Thank you Trump

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>>135190177
Fucking hell!

I love Italians, they always have such Fascismo!!!!

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it was such low hanging fruit...

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>>135191092
>kill all the leakers
modern day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3Eb5ReGSA

when do we shut their dirty lying jewish mouths?

>>135188831
Scaramooch scaracmooch u do the fandango thunder bolt lighting very frightening

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YALL GOT
M O O C H E D

>>135196729
its his phone hes leakin shit with

>>135193109
No anon just wrote the quote it badly.

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wats habbening pls halppp???????????

>>135188831
ha ha, let that go on the record
Mooch is the best

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>>135188831
Mooch sold his shinebox in anticipation of getting a WH job. And the Penis did insult him a little bit. So you can't really blame the guy for getting fresh.

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Mooch is going to call out the CIA

WALL WHEN?