Why is libral humor so much better than conservative humor?

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>>135185931
k keep me posted

>s-sure we got decimated, but we are funnier!

>>135185931
you really couldn't find something interesting to post?

>>135185931
If they stopped focusing on being funny and worried about winning the election maybe things would have gone their way. Bigly!

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There are conservative comedians, they just don't want everyone to know

>>135185931
the real title is already so damn hillarious it just can't be topped.

Funnier than right wing memes? I think not

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little pissy liberals having a pissfit because their cunt lost

>>135185931
Maybe because actually funny conservatives get banned from Twitter.

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these veriliberals are the worst

>>135186482
>marries black woman
>gets bossed around
>forbidden to talk to his friend
Wow, so conservative

I honestly wished the title was
>My Stamina: And Other Short Stories

>>135185931
It's really not. Liberal humor consists of mostly going after low hanging fruit.

>>135186859
wtf is this??

>>135186482
Can't imagine (((Why)))

>>135186917
I knew this meme was coming.

>>135185931
Conservatives are typically angry, paranoid and conceited to be funny. But it's fun making fun of them.

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>>135185931
why does it never occur to them that they might be the ones with a humour problem

clearly people are enjoying joking on that hashtag, so obviously a lot of people do find it funny

and it never occurs to liberal mcshekelstein that other people might have a different sense of humour

to the liberal, if they don't personally find it funny, IT'S NOT FUNNY YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG.

>>135187121
It's not a meme. It's literally what happened

>>135186482
>bill burr
>conservative
Kys yourself homo

>>135185931

There's no huge multinational corporations funding conservative humorists. There's not a single major cable network devoted to conservative comedy (unless you count Fox News).

>>135185931
Right wing humor won Trump the election, and this cuck thinks conservatives don't have a good sense of humor?
Also, if he thinks liberals have good humor, I guess he hasn't turned on the TV in the last 20 years.

>>135185931
>wants everything to be political
>gets devastated by trump
>"at least we are still the funny ones!"
There's a difference between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone sweetie ;^)

>>135185931
Liberals have threat of arrest in many countries against right wing comedians that joke about Islam the way they joke about Christianity.

Richard Dawkins can get on Ted Talks and say it's time to step up and openly discriminate against Christians, and it gets rooms full of thunderous applause form liberals. Meanwhile, people have been arrested for suggesting that against muslims, also to crowds of cheering muslims.

As long as this double standard exists then it's going to favor them.

>>135187043
>shadman

>>135187143
>angry
but everything's sexist and racist right?
>paranoid
look out, it's spooky putin!
>conceited
lol trump wont even win the republican nomination! trump btfo!

One of these days liberals will rediscover sentience and will become self-aware enough to realize they ARE the joke.

>>135185931
>unfunny-butt-hurt-nobody libtard is still sad Hillary lost
>not funny guys, jeeze
liberals unironically think the cringe is funny

>cheeto orangutan drumpfykins
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY

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Trump humour is the best humour.

/pol/ is the best source of humor on the planet. Also most comedians throughout history were politically incorrect.

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>>135188008
Leaf gets it.

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>>135187877

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>>135185931
>(((liberal humor)))

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>>135188008
(You) in black vs him in white

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>>135185931
>liberal humor
>conservative humor
It's all garbage.

There can't be conservative comedy. Stand-up comedy is inherently leftist and subversive and has been invented by *e*s to sell liberal politics under pretense of having a few chuckles.
Even the few examples of comedians who hold conservative views like Sam Hyde or various youtube comedians are the rule rather than exception as they just use leftist tactics against them.

>>135188315
Modern comedy requires political satire. They have one upped themselves to the point where reality is more absurd than their satire. The hypocrisy of the left wing narrative and the fact that people accept it to varying degrees is the richest source for satire in a long time.

>>135186482
Bill was on the precipice of being redpilled, but ultimately rejected the progression. His humor has suffered as a result. He had a few years of greatness though imo.

>>135185931
He was just looking for low level irony. I'm sure there are many conservatives still trying squabbling about in low level irony. We've moved past ironic commentary. It was never going to be our thing anyway, due to the nature of political correctness and the way masculinity is policed. Dennis Miller tried to make the swap politically, as he aged. He paved the way for Colbert and all of the ironybros. But his commentary got a bit too aggressive and emotional for many to handle because it was moving in symmetry with his intellectual transformation. Non-baizou whites have been post-irony for a couple years now, and even people who aren't into art "get" it. It's not too kino for even working class conservatives. I've seen vets, construction workers and even boomers laugh themselves hysterical at some of Sam Hyde's comedy. Libshits can't into it, and it's legitimately depressing.

But in all honesty, there is no work to be done in many regards. There is no irony that can top this >>135186823

I chuckled at the things Assange and a few others posted. But nothing made me kek as hard as the legit, actual unironic title of her book. After this fucking title and the unironic DNC slogan reveal and I was making fucking dolphin noises, trying to get some air back into my lungs. Existentialist kek's desu. This is where the right has its roots, in terms of western tradition.

>>135185931
Liberal humor is observe>analogize>receive conditioned response and shekels.

Conservative humor is "lol did you just see that nigger get tazed?"

Trads don't need a jew to stand under lights and sell us back their misinterpretations of the phenomenal world. We just look at the actual world we live in and laugh at it. That costs nothing and is closer to base reality.

Pro-tip: Everything jews sell is mishapern microcosm, a simple piece of your own world/culture (which costs nothing to experience), co-opted,re-interpreted wrong, comodified and sold back to you. Jews are happy to be the middleman of your material experience. Comics are no different. Real humor is IRL idiots getting BTFO , not "what's the deal with hypotheticals?"

>>135187574
I legit miss old RedEye. It was the funniest show politically, funnier than Colbert back when we thought he was funny. I have a really liberal/feminist family member and she even admitted she missed it bigly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

Heres the Daily show highlights since Leibowitz left to become a soeech writer for Romney

The difference is that if someone makes a funny joke about Trump I'll laugh. But if someone makes a joke about a democrat they'll get triggered and offended

>>135185931
You're right, liberals are the best at jokes. Just look at Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

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>>135188008
Brutal

>>135188008
I laughed. The irony is killing me. I didn't know you had it in you.

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>>135186859
>shadman

Asfor rightwing comedians, the man of the hour has always been a personal favorite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqjUNmnpLY

>>135185931
The problem is that liberals think when do it it's funny. We know it though. It's not about being funny liberals.

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>>135189053
if you guys think american liberal comedy is bad, you should check out the cbc lol.

Rick Mercer, one of our comedians, was so triggered by an anonymous shitposter called "tunnelsnake87" that he went on a rant about how hurt he was by the anonymous opinion. He was really vague about what the comment was about, though many pieced together that it was mocking his buddy Seamus O'regan for being an alcoholic.

Seamus Oregan is a politician open for public scrutiny, and Rick's rant for the week was about how we should do away with hurtful anonymous comments. Thats how petty, political, and just utterly pathetic comedy is in canada.

Also, our tax dollars payed to broadcast the opinion. But hey, I'm sure that shitposter had too much sway, and must be stopped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQZ0fpLFNVI

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Conservashits tend to be extremely anti social, uptight wads and their humor suffers greatly. Liberals tend to be more socially savvier and womanizing type of dudes

pic related extremely unfunny fraud who has a small fanbase of christian beta cuck boys who find him funny

>>135190663
Trolls are just part of reality. Mercer should stop mansplaining.

>>135190663
>mocking his buddy Seamus O'regan for being an alcoholic.

lmao, that guy must be a walking stereotype.

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>>135191349

No

>>135190663
>1:00-1:07

Oh my g-d this is the single most soylent mocha frappe-sipping baizou thing I've ever fucking seen.

>>135191349
>Conservashits tend to be extremely anti social
making a generalization about a broad demographic - pretty antisocial!
>Liberals tend to be more socially savvier and womanizing type of dudes
ya i hear liberal men are alpha af, probably due to being in touch with their feminine side!
>pic related extremely unfunny fraud who has a small fanbase of christian beta cuck boys who find him funny
and you put a swastika on him? whoa, comedy genius man.

>>135185931
Where do you think you are right now?

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>>135189600
>Trads don't need a jew to stand under lights and sell us back their misinterpretations of the phenomenal world. We just look at the actual world we live in and laugh at it. That costs nothing and is closer to base reality.
>Pro-tip: Everything jews sell is mishapern microcosm, a simple piece of your own world/culture (which costs nothing to experience), co-opted,re-interpreted wrong, comodified and sold back to you. Jews are happy to be the middleman of your material experience. Comics are no different. Real humor is IRL idiots getting BTFO , not "what's the deal with hypotheticals?"

Good post, Anon.

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>>135185931
>big bang actor criticises the state of comedy
The ironing

>>135190663
It's so weird how he can go from "shitty comment moderation for major news site" to "anonymous speech must be stopped."

>>135188300
still one of my favorite parts, jewish fake news sends retard reported to interview a presidential candidate and fails horribly because hes a retard and trump blows him the fuck out.

>>135189142
>hag_lacks_self_awareness.jpg

>>135191349
Someone is upset. Its okay no one actually believes you.

>>135185931
It's not. You probably mistake conservative humor as liberal humor. Protip: Liberal humor is about insulting others. Conservative humor is self-effacing. What is more funny? A jackass on stage that laughs at everyone else or a jackass on stage who can laugh at himself? Who is the audience going to relate to more? This shit is simple to understand. Sage for slide thread.
Fuck off.

>>135185931
>dont like conservative humor
>hence they're no conservative comedians

He doesn't realize you can turn this argument around pretty simply,huh?

>>135185931
Friendly reminder.
Faggot OP + 1 post = slide thread
Always sage, and then ignore.

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>>135191449
He's a retarded, alcoholic, literal faggot former talking empty head for Canada's version of Live with Kelly. Perfect candiate for Canada's globalist cuck government.

>>135191349
>>135192094
This is a pretty good point, that ties into other posts made ITT. I don't normally care for Crowder's stuff, but that vid he produced of Bob Ross painting Mohammad was incredible post-irony. Not as good of a repeat watch, very edgy. But there's no way a leftist would do anything of the sort. There's no way a major network would allow that to happen. And most libshits genuinely don't understand the humor of it.

Most right wing humor is mostly effortless or layered in irony though. The irony is never glib.

>>135188714
I don't understand how the mouse from CatDog came to be associated with some autistic porn artist, can somebody explain this one to me?

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>>135189600
>Conservative humor is "lol did you just see that nigger get tazed?"

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>>135185931
Because honestly, they have all the best jokes and the best comedians. Must being something about a lighter worldview that isn't motivated primarily by butthurt and whining.

>>135189142
This is it! It's self-forming and self sustaining.

>>135189208

> humour is leftist tactics.

The only thing that makes something funny is the element of surprise. That is universal.

It is true in every culture and every country, except for Germany where they have no sense of Humour at all.

>>135192884
Crowder is a bit of a gay cunt, normie conservative and normie liberal comedy are two sides of the same lame duck coin.

Daily Stormer has a lot of great laughs desu

>>135185931

It's precisely why liberal urban retards listen to comedians for their political news, because hey, if it's not funny, why listen to it?

>>135186917

what friend was he forbidden to talk to? I know the crazy nigger cunt made him get rid of his dog, and sell his drum kit.

>>135186179
The white man has spoken

>>135193291
I don't read it. And for the most part, I don't care for him as a comedian or a commentator. But my point still stands. They don't understand post-ironic humor in any capacity. It's all glib, surface level irony. It fires up my almonds.

>>135191349
>Liberals tend to be more feminized men
I agree.

The women seem to resemble feminized men as well.

>>135185931
Lmao, find me one liberal funnier than Andrew Anglin.

>>135185931
Because the Jews say so

also, sage

>>135186350
So glad GW Bush lost to Obama

It isn't. Liberal humor is cringy as fuck.

>>135185931

I don't see how constant reiterations of "Fuck Trump" can be considered comedy genius.

>>135193031
Simple yet hilarious.

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>>135189947

This. The moth is funny. I keked and I love Trump.

If that had been a Hillary joke the whole collective left would have had a Twitter based aneurysm.

>>135193510

its better than listen to mouth breathing kike retards that push obvious corporate kike agenda fueled by white victim mentality like Rush and Hannity

>>135186823
hard to believe your deplorable kind have lost all avenues of communication

>>135193198
If you think the liberal worldview isn't centred around but hurt and whining I got some bad news for you son.

>>135185931
because liberals make a bigger fool of themselves since they're so vocal and quickly resort to violence.

>>135188008
Blown the actual fuck out.

>>135190663

>I remember when the internet happened

clearly he didn't start using it until 2008 or something.

>>135194202
>If you think the liberal worldview isn't centred around but hurt and whining I got some bad news for you son.
Honestly, this is just a right-wing meme. Most people who vote for Corgyn or Shorten or Sanders are optimistic idealists. They just want a better world with more opportunity for everyone, better protection for the environment, and less concentration of wealth in the hands of the rich. Very few left people are like Trigglypuff.

In contrast, /pol/ is the biggest whine box on the Internet. It's all identity politics based on hate and resentment ("I'm a failure because the other ethnic group took all my jobs," "I hate trannies coz they make me confused," or shit like that). You've fallen victim to a meme, dear anon.

>>135185931
cause humor is about feelings, not thinking

>>135185931

>DONALD DRUMPF!
>2016 sucked amirite?
>I let a taxi driver finger me! I just like cocks up my vagina HAHA

This is the state of liberal comedy in 2017 without exception.

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>>135194138
only communication that could wake up the Mindraped

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>>135185931
Is this her new book?

>>135194807
so much this.

post modern conservashit movement is the new muh white victim identity politics party now

>>135192030

tfw Nobody will ever get on stage with an act about Yakub, we wuz kangz, etc

>>135185931
Because being funny at another persons expense is racist. That's bad, so liberals aren't funny, thus everyone wins.

anti social religious indoctrinated home schooled uneducated retards dont make for good comedians LMAO

>>135185931
>Somebody on /pol/ knows who John Ross Bowie is
>wtf is this timeli-

You probably just watch the bazinga show or something

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>>135193031
Brevity is the soul of wit

>>135195225

Haha!

That's probably why they're not comedians

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if you mean how funny it is when democrats try to be cool or funny

>>135194807
Typical liberal, more worried about the welfare of some poster child from halfway around the world than their neighbor

>>135185931

(((comedians))) and (((entertainers)))

>in the oven they go

>>135185931
libs cant laugh at themselves

>>135195037
Yeah that is why 90% of whites vote republican right? kys faggot

>>135185931
Liberals can take a joke. Conservatives, much like the alt-right and Leftist/Socialists, can't. They're caught up in their own ideal for society and can't see things from different points of view, a requirement for a good comedian.

>>135195439
poor sheltered conservashits , more worried about further coporate kike profits than adapting to the global economy and adapting to the times

>>135193755
Are you joking?

>>135195686
shut up jew

>>135195535

u mad? lmao

>>135195708
LOL!! democrat education!!

>>135194807
>because the other ethnic group took all my jobs

They literally did though. Take it from someone you trust: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/04/us/last-task-after-layoff-at-disney-train-foreign-replacements.html

And that's not even to speak of what's been done to the entry-level and trade union work that had been wiped out over the last ten or so years due to NAFTA, immigration policy and illegal immigration. You couldn't just go get a roofing job in the summer, or join a trade union like your dad could when he was 18. For most, if you couldn't get a student loan or a job in the service economy, you were NEET. And you faggot cuckolds did this.

>Very few left people are like Trigglypuff.

You can't prove this.

>I hate trannies coz they make me confused

Said no conservative ever, you fucking asshat joke.

>>135195861
You forgot to archive it
https://archive.is/YZUNo

>>135195382
underrated post

>>135188008
>a leaf post that isn't garbage
What is this

>>135195439
Blown the fuck out

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>>135188008
Stay home during the Day of the Rake. You've earned it.

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>>135190663
what is happening with the camera
is kurt seizing up

Liberal comedy has sucked for ages, its just snarky, holier than thou garbage.

>>135185931

Jews control the media industries and suppress conservative comedians.

Explain Tig Notaro to me? Why does it have a career? Its not funny at all.

>>135195686
>more worried about further coporate kike profits than adapting to the global economy and adapting to the times

That explains why the financial sector, especially the big bankers, were shilling so hard for us during the election instead of Hilldog. What a stupid mother fucker. If that bitch would have won, we wouldn't even have basic sovereignty in time. "Borderless economic zones, with free trade" was how she described it. It doesn't help that neoliberals only worry about quarterly projections at best.

>>135194807
>I hate trannies coz they make me confused

Pure projection. Very few of us are "confused" by trannies, and you're miles off the mark as to why they're hated. I don't give a flying fuck how people dress or who they have sex with. If it weren't for the hysterical insistence that they're "really women" and the ridiculous expectation that everyone else go along with it and PRETEND that they are, I wouldn't even care enough to oppose them.

>>135192401
Paranoia about Jews is funny. >>135196238
See.

>>135195897
Thanks brah!

>>135195686

>posting ITT for 45 minutes trolling for reactions

Why do you shill so hard on this board? Do you think just because you say kike that we don't know you're a troll?

Shouldn't you be watching the Daily Show?

>>135193564

His dog wanted to kill his daughter, and he has a drumkit still. I only listen to clips on Youtube and even I know that.

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>>135195634
>Liberals can take a joke.

This, which is why our liberal party changed their logo to a blue dildo

>>135195037
>he doesn't know we are in the "post-post-modern" age
>he doesnt understand all the new buzzterminology
>did he even get a higher education?
pfft, are you sure YOU arnt a conservative? lol get with the times grandpa.

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>>135196270
>>135196270

lmao k. like Trumps treasury cabinets positions btw and hes backed by the party responsible for outsourcing in the first place lmao

>>135186482
He was on the right path, but ended up cucking out in the last few years. He'll never recover from it.

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>>135185931
Literally the only jokes that are even funny are made by conservatives and they are mostly on this site, you ding-dong.

>>135191349
crowder fucking sucks, his style is similar to daily show, which also sucks

>>135196395

so you admit that conservashits are uneducated rubes that vote against their interests? thanks leaf

>>135185931
The title is a joke in and of itself.

>>135185931
Comedians are usually fucked up, depraved individuals....more comedians being lefties seems par for the course

>>135196598
Wages for some jobs in my state are literally almost double what they were last year. A steel mill is opening up soon, first one in decades. People have hope, unironically, for the first time in a long time because of him. Meanwhile, Bannon wants to impose a higher tax rate on the very rich, so that the middle class and poor can get a break. The market is doing better, unemployment is down, waste is down.

You're fucking pathetic desu.

>>135196884
>implying that voting selfishly is the right thing to do
ME WANT GIBS

>>135187695
Dawkins did the same thing talking shit on Muslims and he got banned from a radio station apperance because of he. He had a nice little redpill moment in his statement

>>135193257
In our country its witt we find funny. That is why funny is translated to "witzig" which can also be backtranslated to witty.

OP have you looked in the mirror...now that is a big fucking joke.

>>135192907
Same way everything else became a meme, got posted for more than 4 months straight so it stuck.

>>135185931
you mean smug, predictable, beta faggot "gotta walk on eggshells" humor?

>>135197055

tax cuts are gibs for the wealthy, faggot

>>135185931
Keep you female kike leftists comedians. We will keep doing memes for the new generation

>>135186482
His bit about Hitler getting more hate than Mao and Stalin were spot on. I almost think he took the nigger wife to shut down any criticism of him being a nazi. Not the path I would have chosen, but it works.

>>135185931
Because for the same reason right wing memes are funnier. They are based on reality. Now in mainstream comedy the left is based on calling people names and personal attacks. It's what Trump does too but they cry about it.
The conservatives are weak and cuckolds so they say stupid things like Healthcare is bad, environment doesn't need protection, etc. The right wing will always be hampered down by not being openly nationalistic and racist. It's the nature of the right.
Conservatives blame Detroit on liberals. Who in the world is going to buy that one?

>>135185931
Libtards have completely lost their sense of humor. Too concerned about being PC to come up with good jokes in fear of being "offensive" and having sawrms of SJW's try to attack you.

Now they're left with Amy Schumer & John Oliver.
Steven Colbert has lost his knack, Sarah Silverman is preoccupied finding swastikas on everything... not that she was ever funny.

Their favorite vagina got completely BTFO'd by memes.... memes sunk her campaign because they were that damn catchy/ funny/ shocking.

Yet libtards are so delusional that they ACTUALLY believe they are the funny ones.

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>>135188008
(You) deserve a (You) for this masterpiece.

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If (((liberal))) humor is so much better, then why are we winning the meme wars?

>>135185931
>be liberal
>get on stage
>haha you... you know the thing about white people is
>um haha they can't dance!
>crowd begins to laugh
>you you know have you ever been to a white wedding?
>I mean it looks like a bunch of twinkies bumpin against eachother!
>crowd begins roaring
>lol i uh i could go for a twinky cuz i'm so fat
>begins to rub giant land whale belly
>gosh why can't i find any guys to fuck?
>Its like i literally have to pay them... which i do!
>crowd begins to riot. laughing and punching. everyone is taking part in a bit of ultraviolence
>haha i mean maybe its my pussy?
>It smells so bad
>crowd freezes looking up at "comedian"
>pinch nose and do a "pee yew" motion
>crowds laughter erupts. heads are being beheaded.
>hilarious tweets about drumpf made so fast twitter shuts down for a week
>state of emergency called into action

>>135196884
pfft, at least i know my post-post-modernism. meanwhile youre living in the past with the fabled neanderthal of yore haha

All of conservative humor can be summed up with Larry the Cable Guy.

Fart jokes and redneck problems, good old fashioned humor. What more could the average conservative want?

This guy does pretty well being:
-White
-Christian
-Has jokes that makes fun of terrorists and HRC
Also, divorced old wife and married a younger woman (and makes jokes about it).

He was really big when he first hit Comedy Central.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9jhD_W0p1o

Your move liberals?

>>135195634
All liberals can take is a dick away from their son and give one to their daughter.

>>135195686
>Don't you morons know it's the current year?

>>135193702
Morrakiu's music is comedy gold

>>135194088
No, it's not

>>135190663
TUNNELSNAKES RULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>>135194807
We are paying for shitskin affirmitive action. They are the failures and we are paying for them. Hope you wake up to reality

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>>135185931
lefties are funnier because their lives are a joke
pic related.

>>135198698
Has that abomination got fucking my little pony tattoos? Is this the final form of an /mlp/ user?

>liberal gets insulted
>laugh it off and retort

>conservative gets insulted
>takes it as a personal attack

Despite working those cornbread fields, conservatives have the thinnest skin when it comes to their egos. No wonder you guys keep fighting amongst yourselves while the left actually has some form of unity.

>>135198698
see, this pic illustrates it well. there's no fat hillbilly you can show me that is funnier than that. case closed.

>>135198942
>unity
PLONAAALDD ROMMFFFFFFF

>>135198908
/mlp/ is even more fascist than /pol/ if /mlpol/ was any indication.

>>135198698
When the left looks this do they think calling people hillbillies means anything

>>135199310
Alright so I guess it's the final form of tumblr then. Not that we didn't already fucking know.

>>135198419

YEH WUR BAAAEEYD

BAD GOYIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHM_PHKpKyU

>>135198942
You live in fantasy land but that's apparent to anyone without a severe mental and learning disability

>>135199487

probably not, Cleetus

>>135199487
dude, its super edgy. its totally the n-word for "the whites". that's what i learned in liberal arts college, along with many other marketable skills.

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>>135188008
I liked that post leaf bro, have an IED

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>>135185931
>muh liberal humor

You stupid worthless fuck, then tell me why you dumb fucking idiots lost the propaganda war on the internet from last year that was decided by memes.

The smartest people have the best sense of humor, therefore, they made the best memes because they all were Alt-Right.

Go sit in a corner and cry some more you stupid nigger.

>>135185931
It definitely isn't though, liberal humor is awful lately and everyone knows it. Including you I'm fairly certain. It's not hard to call Trump funny sounding names, and it was never funny to begin with. Funny things make you laugh, just in case you were confused about that.

>>135200515
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAA HEZ SOOO ORANGE HAHAHAHHHAHA AND HEZ NOT A POLITICAN LELELELELele

>>135185931
Mike Judge is a libertarian and he created King Of The Hill. Probably the best animated comedy in American history.
>hurr muh stand up comedy
Thats not the only form of comedy faggots.

>>135186482
Poor Billy Red Balls was never the same ever since Patrice died, there was no way Patrice would've let Bill marry that sheboon

>>135200378

yea liberals are working hard out in the real world while beta unemployable anti social conservashits NEETs sit in their basement and make memes all day. make sense while Conservashits think they are "redpilled" by wasting hours on /pol/ and Molyneux videos on youtube lmao

>>135200796
>liberals are working hard
LOL! He's right, libs do have better jokes!

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>>135185931
It's not. It used to be back in the Bush days when liberals were actual liberals (e.g. George Carlin, Bill Hicks). These days it just amounts to Stephen Colbert and current year man calling Donald Trump orange and referring to his "small hands" for the eight thousandth time while making funny faces like they're trying to entertain children.

>>135201143
Also yes I realize that Hicks died in the 90s, but he represented an era.

>>135200750
Fuckin Patrice man.. anyone remember when we was defending Michael Richards after his meltdown?

"He shoulda said he wuz doin experimental comedy!"
that line alone is worth 10 lefty comedians whole fuckin sets.

>>135201143
Dont forget based Bill Maher is great comedian! he sure knows how to rustle religious indoctrinated conservashit jimmies up lmao

>>135200378
yep.
They're humor is all top down. Their comedians make observations about politics and culture in a humorous way and they run around amongst themselves and repeat what they heard, usually in the same accent, tone, and cadence. This is why the left sucks at memes. It's usually a quote from a comedian who told the jokes months ago. They're usually good for a couple of chuckles as the brain is somewhat surprised by new stimuli, thus the "heh-heh" as the brain catches up.
On the right, humor is a bottom-up affair. Memes are created by everyone. The best rise to the top. The right's jokes aren't pithy or witty, so they're not good for a chuckle. The best jokes from the right shock the system. The brain is stunned that a new perspective is given voice. It's why the right IS funnier, just not consistently. When the brain is shocked, you respond with a deep gut-busting laugh.

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>>135185931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1EM9iZpLeI

>>135201329
PRAISE FOR REMEMBERING PATRICE!

Everyone needs to listen to that silverbacks The Black Phillip Show!

>>135185931
it's not, liberals have no sense of humor unless it involves cheetos or joe rogan.

>>135188804
Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian when she grew up. Well no one is laughing now

>>135200796
in the mind of the liberal, conservatives are simultaneously lazy neets, greedy business men, retarded hillbillies, and russian hackers.

leftist late night...

...donald trump amirite...arf arf arf!!!

...dnc guest...*applause sign, applause sign, applause sign*

How do these people keep getting work?
...indeed

>>135201870

dont forget christian indoctrinated rubes and meth addled retards ;)

>>135194807
>If you think the conservative worldview isn't centred around but hurt and whining I got some bad news for you son.
Honestly, this is just a left-wing meme. Most people who vote for Trump or Pence are optimistic idealists. They just want a better world with more opportunity for everyone, better protection of freedom of speech , and jobs for everybody. Very few right wing people are like "kekistan" retards.

In contrast, reddit is the biggest whine box on the Internet. It's all class struggle politics based on hate and resentment ("I'm a failure because the rich take all the money," "I hate white people coz they make me confused," or shit like that). You've fallen victim to a meme, dear anon.

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>>135201972
>OMG, Drumph BTFO loloololololol
>Chokes on own blood.

>>135202083
anythings possible in the post-post-modern age! they even put an ORANGE man in the the WHITE house! now that's a joke! get it? its because he's the first orange president trump btfo lol

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>>135200796
>liberals are working hard
HAHAHAHA you dumb fucking idiot

Yet
>92% of liberal activists are unemployed
You're a fucking joke.

>>135198942
One of the key differences in the left is the ability to take a joke. The alt-right have their heads so far up their ass, anything will piss them off. Y'know, on /v/ it's never the SJWs complaining about anything, it's always the alt-right. /v/ never admits this, but they would take an SJW over a Nazi any day and I don't blame them one bit.

>>135200796
Pretty sure you have that backwards.

>>135202878

nice arbitrary number you just pulled out of your ass

>>135185931
>Humourless liberals wonder why they don't find things funny

>>135203286
Which is where most liberals are taking it.

>>135202417

Lol

"if you like your healthcare, you can keep your healthcare" thanks, obummer

I hope you're a bluepilled shill so you can enjoy this one too

Get off my lawn!: When leftists run out of other peoples newspapers edition

http://www.redstate.com/jimjamitis/2017/07/24/lol-true-next-door-neighbor-rats-bernie-sanders-stealing/

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>>135188008
OY VEY!!!!!!

>>135197194
>Steal less money from people
>Gibs
You're retarded.

>>135203657

> says the uneducated rube who begs for authoritarian russian cock shoved down his throat

We don't reference Harry Potter and Game of Thrones enough to be funny

>>135203871

>steal

you lack reading comprehension, Cooter

>>135203907
>says the DNC bootlicking loyalist who colluded with Russia and projected it on Trump

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>>135185931
>Why is liberal humor so much better than conservative humor?
Being a clown comes naturally. Conservatives don't know how to be stupid.

>>135204186
You lack tax comprehension, libtard. Taxation is theft.

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>>135203907
Ya think you're hot shit, dontcha?!

Who Controls America?
https://thezog.wordpress.com/

>>135204186
>commie

This isn't even a person, stop replying

>>135185931

It's not anymore.

Liberals can't laugh at themselves, which is one of the most important tools of comedy.

>>135185931
>so uncreative they even stole this line
Fucking pathetic

>>135185931
What about us though

>>135204354
ZOG? Trumps greatest ally?

>>135185931

>Too smart to think of a book title.

>>135204362
>bootlicker

sweet green text bro

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>>135185931
Gee i wonder why

>>135203907
the "russia" line is hilarious to me...
do liberals actually think that the right wingers are afraid of russians stealing their rights? of course not, because its not the russians trying to take away the rights of americans - its the american left who is undermining american values. ill wager that very few americans have ever encountered one of these rights-stealing ruskies, so when you say "watch out for the russians" you might as well say "watch out for boogeyman" lol

Spoilers: russian is viewed as a strong, respected opponent. meanwhile the left is viewed as a cancerous tumor lol

>>135203009

Reality doesn't agree


Hillary Goes After Laugh Factory Comedians For Making Fun Of Her

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/11/clinton-goes-after-laugh-factory-comedians-for-making-fun-of-her/


Anti Free Speech Leftism is why comedians don't perform on campuses anymore

"That joke wasn't regressive! (pc)"

>>135204914

How much does the Kremlin pay you to shill on /pol/?

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Not necessarily conservative, but what about pic related? Too nihilist?

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>>135203009
>One of the key differences in the left is the ability to take a joke.

One man cannot be this retarded.

>>135185931
The name of the book is actually worse than the suggestion I've proposed "If I did it"

>>135203967
You retards see trumps four years as anime, always bringing up new seasons and comparing Sean Spicer to Gundam. You can't even distinguish reality from anime anymore.

>>135188714
I p-posted the thing that everyone post when am I an o-oldfag now guys?

>>135205083
ninety million putin-bucks. and they supply me a putin-co brand computer to conduct my top secret mkultra operations from. none of the political left will ever find out that IT IS I, the fabled hacker! from this very thread i pull upon the strings of power and the world dances before me. now dance! dance puppet!

>>135204914
How can one leaf be so god-damn based?

>>135205448
get ready to be shocked: the only canadian ive ever met that held these insane lefty views was some intern that tried to get in at my work. everyone laughed at that guy, and he moved to toronto.

>>135205083
>Somebody talks some basic common sense
>Shill!! Shill!!! CNN told me that your opinion has been implanted into you head through propaganda

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>>135185931
It's not.

>>135204975
Everything neoliberalism stands for is fundamentally opposed to about everything that had ever made the west great.

>>135192907
It's just an ascended reaction image. Started with Winslow waking back out the door. Then someone added the text at the bottom.

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>>135206228
No. You must be a shill or brainwashed. You couldn't possibly have come to that conclusion on your own.

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>>135188008
You are my favorite leaf-poster. I love you, maple brother.

>>135190274
May we praise our lord and serial killer!. I hope we all toast our sea salads to him in 2070.

>>135185931
How many Democrat Presidents are there right now? Thought So. :)

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>Political comedy

>>135197114
this. i like german humor senpai

>>135185931
Liberals have their whole lives to pull jokes from.

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>>135185931
It's not. It's actually quite annoying.

>>135189053
Fuck now I'm going to have to watch some Mike Tyson knockouts

No liberals used to be funny, but they are far from it now. In fact most comedians suck these days. What is worse is when comedians are together when making jokes these days, and the forced laughs and extreme desperate reaching for funniness that is not at all there. It is like nails on a chalk board.

Liberals used to be the kings of comedy, but now they suck. We are at an extreme dark age in pop culture. The music genuinely sucks. There is no soul, no gripping melodies, no heart, and no depth. Same with comedy. They are preachers who try to crack corny jokes like one of those pastors that tries to "reach the kids". It is disgusting. Film sucks these days. There is no subtlety. Everything is extremely filtered, with lots of quick and jarring cuts, and so much badly done CG. The stories are terrible, manipulative, and are completely un-intuitive. In fact they usually are insulting to the audience's intelligence.

Liberals you have become retarded, and your shit sucks.

>>135210088
Liberals were never funny. They had easy pickings with Bush and everyone got to laugh with them because everyone thought Bush was a nitwit because he was, it was easy comedy. Now that there is no good material they have to stretch everything out to try and make things funny while Trump and the people reacting to him are the real comedy gold.

>>135186482

This is the most painful one. I genuinely liked his older comedy. We was getting redpilled, knew about bilderberg and the rest of the shit, but then got cucked to oblivion by his wife.

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>>135186859