WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
>WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
>WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
>WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
>>135160146
My body is ready.
>>135160146
Man am I tired. It's been a long day of absolutely nothing. You should get some sleep too. All of you should actually.
praise kek
>>135160396
I'm tired, gonna relax and watch this press briefing.
>>135160146
streaming link?
wasnt something supposed to happen today? well nothing is happening
>>135160146
Im ready
>>135160537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
>>135160146
link
>>135160510
MIGHT ASWELL CRACK A NICE COLD CAN OF COKE AND WATCH IT. MAYBE HAVE A SMOKE
>>135160591
Yeah you're right *yawns*
>>135160591
>literal day of the rope for Clinton cartel
>"nothings happening guys??!"
Retard alert
>>135160396
>You should get some sleep too
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S REAL
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/890623909623627776
>>135160656
thanks bud
free bump!
>>135160793
what? what has actually happened, like concrete that people who don't live on this board can point to?
>>135160146
As a high level data analyst for the Fortune 500, I have carefully reviewed the material and determined it to be a big nothingburger. You like nothingburgers? No? Then why are you still in this thread? Go to sleep now, so sleepy, I think we should all just go to sleep goys,.....
Bump
Bets on what it's gonna be? I say another empty gesture by President Trump's inept staff. Maybe to address yesterdays non-controversial controversy (a ploy to superficially enrage his dwindling support base). Perhaps it will be bout some go nowhere piece of lukewarm economic legislation, most likely focusing on The Wall brought to you by Trump Industries.
Sad!
Market wide dip. Someone just sold a METRIC SHIT TON of stock.
IM READY
Big tasty nothingburger, coming right up
>>135161202
Link if no larp
Yfw war with korea
Yawn... i'm sleepy guys, should probably go to bed
WAKE THE FUCK UP NIGGAS
>Get promotion at work
>Have to go to training
>Can't sit around and watch the happens
Is this what maturity feels like? Crushing reality?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJAK8cxJTA
REPORTS THAT THE CONGRESSIONAL CAPITOL BUILDING HAS JUST BEEN BURNED DOWN
ANTIFA SUSPECTS IN CUSTODY
LEGISLATIVE POWERS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH
>>135161311
All indeces are down. Look on NASDAQ.
hey guys this is nothing
are you getting sleepy?
i'm sleepy
lets all go back to bed ... zzz
pic unrelated
>>135161202
this is true, stocks down about 2% in last hour and a half
7/27 Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV4UqmbzIq4
>>135160146
That room is incredibly small..the B.O. and 'dragon breath' must be insufferable.. Most liberals have very bad hygiene..maybe that's why the "press" are so bitchy.
>>135161403
I played hooky from work today desu
>I have a lot of errands though and everything's closed in the weekend
>>135160146
HAPPENING
>>135161528
You have your nuclear C&C birds in the air right now.
Nightwatch and Looking Glass
Something is up with NK
>>135161373
I've had enough coffee to wake the dead
>>135160146
What's all that clutter?
TANKS IN 20 MINUTES
so are they going to say its happening
Its a briefing with ICE!
This thread is being slid hard
Guys... Its gonna be nothing.
>>135162064
COLD AS ICE
WILLING TO SACRIFICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
fugg it's actually happening
Here's hoping scatamooch comes out with preibus's scalp and throws it in acosta's face
Is this about the Nork nukes?
>>135161932
Literally someone from Niger has internet
HOLY FUCKING SHEEEIT
>>135160146
Fuck off, syrup slurping gay
>>135160146
IMPORTANT
>>135162064
nioce
>>135162064
omg. Right wing death squads
>>135161932
blacks in charge of cleaning
IT's happening
Super Awan Bros
>>135162064
>Pokemon Go...to prison
>>135160656
thank you Hanns
>>135162092
i don't understand why, they just keep exposing their demented schizo paranoia
Praise kek for the happening
Profits being taken across all markets. Moving to gold. Happening is definitely otw very soon.
At work. Rundown please. Cant watch.
>>135162613
nothing so far
>>135162613
hasn't started yet
Stream?
>>135160146
FUCKING PLEASE GOD I NEED A HAPPENING
Isn't it normally at this time?
>>135162736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
>>135161185
larping faggots will be revealed
>>135162848
thanks lad
whens it supposed to start
>>135161643
>Skipped work because some LARPer told you the happening was imminent
>>135162733
Praise kek
>>135162848
Thanks
>>135162223
What is Africa like?
When does it start?
>>135160396
This. We've had a long day. Let's just get some rest and reconsider things in the morning.
>>135160146
Why is a felon allowed in the briefing room? Why isn't anyone worried their cameras might get stolen?
>>135160146
>Brown man wearing orange
>Arrests of dnc people being made
Can we finally get Ayy lmaos info today?
>>135163100
What's the latest on the stocks
>>135163109
Shortly
>>135163299
Blood
WE DID IT
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnd its a big nothingburger its over guys nothing happened gonna have a nananap now you can delet this thread now
>>135163385
Fox says trangender ban officially won't be implemented. IT HAPPENING GUYS! IT WAS A DIVERTION GET READY FOR SOME SHIT!
>>135162274
We came... we saw... they got deported
>>135163342
How shortly
>>135163579
beginning shortly.
Oh wow it's like SDF hasn't sparred with Turkey backed FSA or the Russian backed SA before
colour me surprised
pls giv habbenig
isnt there a press brief like every day?
>>135163816
Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>135161741
This. I'm 3 cups in and I have shit I gotta do. I need some fucking happenings man.
>>135163816
hush, you'll ruin their fun let them play.
>>135160396
This. Nothing but disappointment thus far. I'm gonna get some sleep.
Ready for another disapointment
>>135161373
>>135161741
>>135163939
This thread is now coffee posters only. Do not post unless you've had your coffee and are not sleepy.
>>135164513
>mfw I've been essentially caffeine free for 7 months
>never felt more awake in the morning
>>135164513
is covfefe acceptable?
>>135160146
Wait what'd I miss
Can I get a quick rundown?
>>135162876
best part.
IT'S GO TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K9InYdu0IE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
>>135163816
But today is a special day
IT'S LIVE SHOOT YOUR METH IT'S GO TIME
CMON LETS GO
ITS STARTING
OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
AMERICAN REPUBLIC DISSOLVED
EMPIRE RISES
IT BEGINS
>>135164819
So is this all gonna be ICE stuff? I fail to see how this equates to a happening.
>>135164924
I AM THE SENATE
>>135160146
HABEDING
UPDATE US, LIVE ANONS
TRUMP JUST WALKED OUT SHOOTING AK-47's INTO THE AIR. OH GOD THE REPORTERS ARE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT!
>that qt asian
>>135164768
Hasn't started
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>135165043
Liar
CIVIL WAR
>>135160146
Starting within 1 minute.
MARTIAL LAW
RWDS
I like how we can listen to the buffoonish chatter of the press corps. I fucking hate the fake news. Trump better blow my mind today.
Its starting! Plz be the news we want!
>>135164998
NOT YET
please be a happening, please be a happening, please be a happening.
KEK PLEASE
>>135165028
already claimed lad, go early or go home
TRANSGENDERS ARE BEING LOADED ONTO TRAINS AS WE SPEAK AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>135165063
>Liar
HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
inb4 it's fucking nothing
Post stream
>>135162208
Your faggots slurped plenty of syrup at the Medak pocket, you fat Croatian rape baby.
>>135160565
i watch this gif at least 10 times every time it is posted.
>>135165218
Ted Nugent no!
>>135165245
https://youtu.be/2K9InYdu0IE
>>135165217
kek
WE NEED ENERGY FOR KEK
THANKS GUYS
>>135165453
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>135165453
I PRAY FOR HAPPENING
>>135165249
Malduk is only a legend m8
\o/
>>135165217
dammit, why do you this to me anon
>Saitama in second row
>>135161643
>>135162981
Tfw postgrad and do this regularly.
>>135165217
mmm I bet she's got a nice thick bush
I hope this isn't just trump talking about health care
>>135162733
>keks will be done
>>135165511
Kek wills it.
>>135165163
IT'S TREASON THEN
>>135165511
Kek speaks
>>135165511
MORE OF THESE DIGITS
>>135164654
because your mind can be trained to associate coffee with waking up- placebo at its finest. like how the effects of antidepressants make you depressed, while tricking you into dependency upon them for a way out of it. the healthiest thing is cutting it all out and being mentally in control of your mindset. i fast until ~6pm everyday and eat a generous dinner, during the day i know my mind will want to rebel and that i should "feel like shit without eating", however i am in control of my mood and i make an effort to be productive and cheerful despite the lack of physical sustenance. whip that bitch of a mind into shape
>>135165599
\o/
happening!
QT GREEN DRESS
Oooh its just a bunch of pointless garbage about healthcare. I knew it was literally nothing. I'm going to sleep.
>>135165453
PRAISE THESE DIGITS!
>It's a trans conference
>>135165511
GOOD AFTERNOON
>>135165599
Oh goy, here we go
HAPPENING TIME
>>135164513
>ms13 still exist
IT BEGINS. ITS ICE.
ICE ICE BABY
MS13 ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BAD HOMBRES BTFO
IT'S LIVE.
HOLY SHIT THIS FASCIST BITCH!!!!
#PrayForMS13
TRANS NATIONAL
>>135165789
D I S A P P O I N T M E N T
>ms13
it's fucking nothing
>STAY
>ON
>TOPIC
thicc
BEANERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HERE WE GO
>cartels
BORING
bad hombres
>>135165217
America first, fampai. You know the rules.
>Start with mexican gangs
>Finish with the black gangs
MAGA
>DEATH PENALTY
>>135165875
ms13 are from guatemala
MATA VIOLA CONTROLA
D E A T H
P E N A L T Y
MS-13 is a social construct.
sarah will drop a bombshell at last minute and wont take questions on it
ms 13 members where used to kill seth rich.
A nothingburger
>>135165999
YAAAS SHADILAY
MS13???
Pretext to invade S. America. Oh Trump...
Yawn, ms13.
so is it not happening
>>135165999
>>135166061
or to build the wall
*yawn*
South American invasion commenced
GANGS ON SUICIDE CONTROL
>>135165972
>ms13
>mexican
FUCKING BIGOT
MS13 IS GOOD BOY DINDU NUFFIN
>>135165518
Oh sweetie...
Talking about Mexicans, God I am sleepy.
The fuck is an ms-13? Where's the #lockherup
>>135166091
It will never happen.
MS-13 ESSSSSSAAAAAYYYYY
MS13 = MEXICAN ISIS.
FUCK EM! THEY'RE DONE!
LINE EM UP, AND FIRE USS GERALD R FORD RAIL GUN CENTER MASS
HAHAHAHAHA!
DEATH TO ISLAM!
DEATH TO MS13!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WAR ON DRUGS 2.0
>>135166116
>>135166205
>The fuck is an ms-13?
ISIS 2.0
i sure am sleepy
i think ill just take a nap
nothing is happening anyway
>TRUMP WILL DISSOLVE THE HOUSE AND SENATE AND ESTABLISH AUTOCRATIC MONARCHY.
TRUMP WILL DISSOLVE THE HOUSE AND SENATE AND ESTABLISH AUTOCRATIC MONARCHY.
>TRUMP WILL DISSOLVE THE HOUSE AND SENATE AND ESTABLISH AUTOCRATIC MONARCHY.
TRUMP WILL DISSOLVE THE HOUSE AND SENATE AND ESTABLISH AUTOCRATIC MONARCHY.
>>135166243
MS13 are from fucking guatemala dude!
>>135161932
Now THAT is a rare flag!!!
>>135166173
>thinking the distinction between shitty central American countries matters
>>135166285
>2.0
They were the isis when i used to watch gang documentaries as a teenager.
All these "1 posts by this ID" shills.
Maxine Waters has been arrested on suspicion of ms-13 collaboration charges
>>135160656
Thanks
Incoming nothing by the way
SANCTURARY CITIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
sanctuary CITIES BTFO
>>135166444
Shills are gonna shill
Sanctuary Cities on suicide watch.
>>135166285
gang that originated in El Salvador.
>>135166444
those trips
BIG GUY
Will never happen
Saw a black in orange, immediately assumed this was a courtroom
>announce you'll kick trannies out of the military
>make an obviously ambiguous statement about the worship of god and not the government
>liberal media in a frenzy, completely focused on these outrageous statements
>immediately after, announce a dangerous gang from the south, say you'll crack down on them, tie it to illegal immigration and border security
>liberal media has no time to spin it into something racist
Trump played the media again. fucking genius
>>135166444
>>135166511
was just checking that myself, could be one shitbag
This fat fuck is head of ICE.
Top kek.
>>135166413
My point is, the ISIS plot is getting less popular, MS13 is set to be a replacement boogeyman.
Sancturary cities will be raided by RWDS
digits say this is gonna be it. Man your meme stations. This will be a day that will be long remembered. Not because its my bithday. Rather because its the day the drain was pulled out of the swamp! Check um!
>>135166483
Wait, for real?
Asian cunt gone, get outta here baldy, we want to hear about SCHULTZ
>>135166582
4 u
>>135166617
He can wreck your shit in 10 seconds, faggot.
I missed the sanctuary cities part, someone give me a rundown plz.
>>135166595
soon
>>135166666
vugg.
BUILD THE FUCKING WALL
Who is this fuck talking? His IQ is maybe 15
>>135166619
thats a good thing. we need to get rid of them because they are a threat.
>3311 arrests
checked.
>>135166619
>when a snow nigger has no idea what hes talking about but insists he can talk about America like a native
I thought this was supposed to be a happening
>>135166316
We are beyond the need for such trivialities.
>>135166777
wew
>>135166755
DO IT
>>135166777
sevens
>>135160396
Does this shill tactic work? Don you think I'm going to read this and go to fucking bed at 2:30 in the afternoon?
>>135166328
lurk more faggot
WATCH !!!!!!
BREAKING: FBI CONFIRMS SETH RICH DNC LEAKER - LINKS TO DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6msrvtZfFk
>>135166777
Nice trips
>>135166812
Happenings will never be a thing until the world actually ends.
kill all cops
>>135161202
It was me
>>135166984
Kys!
The end is now
>>135166984
what ever Jamal
>>135166777
and checked again
> our gang is bigger than theirs
OH SHIT, CALLED OUT
twisted that "cops are a gang" meme hard
>>135166811
You do realize the irony of you, mr. burger, saying that?
I thought Sandra Bullock was going the speak. Obvious clickbait title.
>>135166444
Ok, I'll make it two posts
>>135166903
WTF?!? Leaked video of actual leak?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9QGVyUxTVA&t=1513s
>>135166984
>Subhuman nigger Jamal found his pc and can afford internet with Welfare
>Mfw
>>135166862
It's more of a joke nowadays. And bots.
Though to tell you the truth; I'm suddenly tired as Hell. I should get some rest to reinvigorate myself - and you should too.
>>135166984
MS-13 found.
something will happen
NO YOU FUCK, YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK
Is the Trump tie in this summer?
>>135166811
Yeah... This is how the native American people speak:
>Doobwa dibbity bango-shiggy muh fuckin' bix nood ass bitchez
>>135162223
Holy shit, that IS a rare flag. Greetings, Niger-anon
>>135161932
>>135166642
You lose. Check these though, faggot.
DEPORT THEM ALL
EVEN THE LEGAL IMMIGRANTS
>>135166862
It's a meme you fucking new cunt
I wish Trump could instill a zero tolerance policy to gangs and give cops a shoot-on-confirm freedom.
>>135162092
Bumpalump famalam
>>135167290
>let me make this clear, i will kill every single taconigger that i can get my hands on.
what did he mean by this?
>>135166867
Fuck you nigger that's rare as hell
who dis
Can I have a speedy summary of what has been said, please?
Sanctuary cities harbor kid traffickers!!!
>>135166867
Niger is a rare flag, according to the iceberg
>>135167367
it's successful infiltration of the meme well by (((them)))
These press cunts need to stop taking up for sanctuary cities. MEDIA ARE THE ENEMY.
> if it is as the image says trump and the military are organising a coup, removing other sections of the government in a move which was organised under the pretence of the tranny shit, which was also used to occupy the mythical power trump ascribes to the meida
>>135166642
Happy Birthday I've seen you posting all day.
>>135167526
Illegals are bad and in gangs
So nothing.
>>135167526
>were going after ms13
>lots of arrests
>sanctuary cities are getting in the way
>>135167638
REROLL
>>135160146
>SHOWTIME NIGGAS!!!
>>135167475
it's me, you horny?
>>135167526
>kill beaners
>sanctuary cities are hiding human trafficking
>(((press))) autism
>>135167710
rerolling yourself
>>135167803
oi bruv show me dat peckah
WHERE IS MY SOMETHING BURGER
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POL IM SO BLUE BALLED
>the previous administration was retarded
>the current administration let's us do our job
it's amazing how effective letting people do what they are supposed to do actually is, wow!
kill the hated boys in blue. crucify the pigs. fuck ICE. fuck the DEA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56flbcUqAB8
>>135167388
>88
Guys ms 13 has links to the Awan brothers and Seth Rich
https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/1899292
Feels good to finally be doing things about mexicans.
>Be gang
>White house giving you free advertising as the biggest, toughest, most ruthless gang
>Huge validation of street cred
>Bueno......
Gee, this is going to end well.
>>135167917
GO BACK TO SOUTH AMERICA
>>135167855
uhoh
not happening, more bullshit about meaningless niggers in gangs. getting real tired of these "happenings"
>>135167267
>>135167969
Giving an ego boost to gangs always leads to them fucking up
Oни peaльнo чeгo-тo ждaли, пoтoмy чтo кaкиe-тo дpyгиe дayны пoвтopяли дaтy 27 июля? Пoтoмy чтo кaкoй-тo aнoн пpикинyлcя кeм-тo из бeлoгo дoмa в кaкoм-тo тpeдe бeз пpyфoв? Я нeнaвижy этoт тyпoe мecтo.
>How do you find these illegals?
Sure let me explain the whole process on how we find em. Holy fuck that female reporter is retarded.
>>135167654
>>135167660
>>135167841
Thank you.
Sanctuary cities are very strange to non-americans.
>this kike slut playing with her fucking phone
i swear to fucking god that bitch is texting somebody 'shut it down'
>>135167950
HOLY SHIT GOOD FIND
MAKE A BREAD ABOUT THIS ANON
>>135168202
>non-criminal illegal
fuck these fags. illegal=out
>>135168220
>Sanctuary cities are very strange to non-americans.
Why, youre one of the biggest countries that have them.
>muh dindu
where the fuck do these media bastards think they can question the head of ICE. DEPORT THE MEDIA.
>>135168178
>t. Russian Spy
>immigrant families with mixed situations
>>135168220
>Sanctuary cities are very strange to non-americans.
Paris literally is one
every single question is basically
>IS TRUMP A BAD GUY? PLEASE SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT TRUMP! FUCK THE LAW, WE WANT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT TRUMP!
i fucking hate these cunts
>>135167445
>b-but it's really rare you meanie
huh, this is basically the same response that people gave the last two times i saw this flag on here
please fuck off back to shareblue HQ
Media rats are trying to get this man to attack Trump.
>33 years of dealing with spics
A lot of respect desu, id probably snap after a month.
>>135167131
Good one nigger.
Media btfo but WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAPPENING
>>135168546
>>135168603
>>135168626
>>135168256
okay
> ICE MAN LOSING HIS COOL
speaking about how reality is tends to do this
>>135168603
>reddit spacing
>>135167445
Also:
"With approximately 188 million inhabitants, Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa and the seventh most populous country in the world."
yeah we'll never see that flag again, better chimp out about its rarity now as much as possible
ICE head BTFO media cunts.
>>135160704
why is this being shilled for
FREEDOM HEALTHCARE
>>135168700
This is the happening. The trap is shutting.
>>135168763
whoops, Niger actually only has 18 million people. my bad
ive got gooseBUMPs
>>135167445
No, no it's not. Niger is as rare as a Nigger.
>this kike trying to spin words
>>135168763
Niger, is not Nigeria
>>135168763
>Nigeria
>Flag is Niger
You're making yourself look like a fucking spastic
>UNLIKE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATIONS, THIS ISNT GROUP-THINK
KING NIGGER BTFO
this jew Jonathan Karl is the biggest cuck in the room, besides fucking jim acosta.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
what happened to that gay sounding press secretary? Spicer?
>>135166173
>not wanting to colonize the central america
KILL ALL FAGS
>tranny question
>makes up about 0,0004% of US population
For being such a small group, they have a big pull, I wonder who could be behind that
>is the president aware he can't mandate policy through twitter
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Where's the happening At?
It seems the only thing is the brothers were arrested
Looks like the shills fooled you again
lawdy lawdy wuld da pressident look at dat skinneh repeel
>>135169261
After we get rid of the sub-humans sure
>this nigress who just learned a new word
TRUMP IS SPEAKING ON THE SHOOTING OF STEVE SCALISE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKz58I57BNA
>>135169365
>Where's the happening At?
>It seems the only thing is the brothers were arrested
>Looks like the shills fooled you again
No you havent though now fuck off mate
What did he mean by this?
>>135169318
>less than 1% of 1% of the US population
>high suicide rate
>hormone therapy literally compromises their efficacy on the battlefield
>somehow it's biggoted to not want to take the risk of putting them on the battlefield
>>135169485
awwwwwww shit nigggggggaaaah i smell a happening
>every single reporter just asking loaded questions trying to get her to fuck up
yawn
>>135163297
We wuz Jetsons
>>135165217
She looks like an ape
>>135168700
There is no happening. Yesterday's WH anon was a fucking larper. WH anon needs to post proof from now on.
>>135169485
thx lad
>that sly smile when she was asked about Mooch's trolling of Preibus
She knows my dudes
This is not what journalism should be. They aren't seeking truth.