/pol/ humor thread

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>>135154179
>>135154181
very humor

>>135154179
kek, saved

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>>135154012

>>135154586
Eh, no.

>>135154609

Fucking kek. This is some obscure but top notch humor.

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Taken during Ramadan

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>>135154737

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lol

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>>135154925
>posting that as a commie
Seriously, unironically, kill yourself.

>>135155005
Why they are trying yo touch is bulge?

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>>135154843
this is gold

>>135154358
I haven't read the Onion since I came to pol, it's cringier than i remember

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free.

What's a Jew's biggest dilemma?
A free slice of ham.

Two blacks get in a car. Who's driving?
The police.

A building where a white a black and an arab family live catches on fire.
Which family survives?
The white one of course, since the parents were at work and the kids at school.

>>135154737
This is why I love Japan.

>>135155062
lmfao

>>135155724
they really are just terrible at fighting when they're alone.

>>135155667
An arab goes into a bar.
1 dead, 9 injured

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i got a pretty good laugh out of pic related.
it's a huge joke

>>135154843
This makes me feel like a proud dad.

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>meanwhile in Japan

Looks like they stole part of her Chevy emblem too.

>>135155667
A teacher, a lawyer, a priest, and three children are on a plane. The plane begins to go down and there are only three parachutes. The teacher screams, "Save the children!" The lawyer yells, "Fuck the children!" The priest asks "Do we have time?"

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>>135156366

Priest and a Rabbi walk past a school. Priest says "Hey, wanna screw those kids?" Rabbi says "Out of what?"

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>>135156075
Heart-warming story

>>135154012
Who feels the need to put on a vaccination bumper sticker?

>>135155005
Rubbing his belly and jacking him off.. I should get knocked out more.

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>>135156733
The same kind of faggot who puts a bernie and an FSM sticker lol

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>>135155641

>>135156075
finally someone posted this again, love all stories from the perspective of the villain.

>>135155149
Did she get killed?

>>135156075
Kek

>>135155980
desu, she did the right thing and tackled him. If she tried to do fisticuffs he probably would have blown her out.

you see that shit in pretty much every webm of white and blacks fighting, if it´s wrestling the blacks get blown the fuck out, if it´s boxing the white can collect his teeth after

>>135155062
Best laf i've had in months

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>meanwhile in cyka blyat land

>>135154925

th-this isn't funny

>>135154012
>VACCINATE
>Give yourself Autism. Giver others Autism

>>135156968
why has kermit got a camel toe?

>>135155724

>books it out of there

Smart lass, my kind of girl

>>135156823
>that file name
kek

>>135154925
I would burn their fucking house down. There's no way I wouldn't be going straight back to jail.

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>>135157106
woah...

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>>135157106

>>135157106
how are they even orbiting if the world is flat

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>>135156076

>>135155536
>>135155854

kek

>>135155139
>free to stuff your face with as much food as you want from sundown to sunrise
>fasting

Pick one.

>>135155637
They were bought out by someone with close ties in 2016, nowthere are not a single new articles being posted even remotely poking fun at the left-wing.

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>>135157643
Please be real.

>>135154181
I would be so fucking proud of my kid.

>>135154925
hahahahahhahahah holy shit imagine putting a step child in front of your own flesh and blood? good lord.

>>135154012
BERNIE SANDERS IS A GAY, KEKOLD, COMMIE, ATHEIST, JEW & HIPPIE, FUCK HIM!

>>135156075
Does SRS mean shit reddit says or sexual reassignment surgery in this context?
I was never quite sure.

>>135157456
More likely to produce a retarded child than any amount of alcohol could do

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>>135154358

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>dat advertisement tho

>>135155702
It's Chinese though.

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>>135157643
Same chick?

>>135154924
>filename

kek

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>>135158198

>>135156075
This story warms my heart.
>Calls father shitlord
>Wants her fiance to sell the prized possessions of his just recently dead father.
The best part is that he wasn't a cuck and decided to keep the cars instead of the harpy.

>>135155176
>hit by a car
>every one of them gets up and runs off like nothing happens

Niggers truly aren't human.

>>135154924

>in shower
>lights self on fire
>jumps out of shower

>>135158328
She also told his aunt to stop saying he was in a better place because god doesn't exist. [spoiler]At the funeral[/spoiler]

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>>135157877
>>135158198
http://webm.land/media/FaZ0.webm

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>>135158341

>>135155414
whats the blue pink and white flag and why does everyone in this photo look unhappy and looks like they would be sent to the gulag

>>135155724
HAHAHAHA NIGGERS BFTO BY SMALL CHINK
THIS IS WHY NIGGERS ONLY FIGHT IS PACKS

>>135158315
Oh look, a projecting yuropoor.

>>135154012
"North Korea is gonna nuke us!"

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oc

>>135158566
Its the tranny flag I think

>>135155414
I second this motion

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>>135158646

>>135158510
I thought this picture was shopped when I first saw it, because I figured no baby could be this ugly. Then I realized it is real, it's just a half-nignog baby.

>>135156862

can't stop laughing

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>>135157832
fix'd

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>>135157832

>>135158796
liar

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>>135155536
That thing was an instant classic.

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>>135158565

>>135158661
oh yea ok I see the joke now, yea trannys where all sent to the gulags goddamn morons.

>>135156076
>>135157348
I don't get either of these

>>135158654
Selfies will be the downfall of civilization.

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>>135157832
>jews

>>135158500
That's very disrespect
I don't believe in religion but I won't say this kind of shit, especially at funeral

>>135158810
>tfw beat cucked version by 10 secs

>>135154843
now thats just great

>>135158743
>Hurr durr, you aint wite n shiet cuz I dont liek yer cuntry

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>>135154012
>flying spaghetti monster sticker
>vaccination sticker

>>135155149
Happy ending

>>135155724
>nigger fighting with a white girl
>every white faggot just stands there and gawks

This is why we deserve to die off.

>>135158890
It's a photo of soviet elites that had someone killed in the purge edited out.

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>>135158890
Heres the original photo.

Stalin had that guy shopped out after he fell out of favour

>>135157276
what the fuck?
>>135157643
look at smile in the first video lol ignorance is bliss

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>>135154422
>when you spot the kafka reference

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>>135157003
>if it´s boxing the white can collect his teeth after

>>135156007
But Americans could own cannons and warships too.

>>135155176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IFzTDLHuCU

>>135154737
trigger waves of 8.7 in the MTV scale were felt across the globe

>>135157106
Hahaha retarded but funny

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>>135158743
Brush your teeth

>>135159253
Better than yuro racing still.

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oldie but goldie

>>135157959
You would still want to protect the innocents, problem is, the feminist-polluted system favors females in rape allegations too much.

Even worse, you can get paternity trapped if a woman rapes you and be forced to pay child support for the next 18 years.

Feminists are financial predators.

>>135159132
>makes up harassment story
>lol whitey your a bigot now

>>135154254
Based boars

>>135158510
I wish beastiality was still illegal

>>135154254
based pigs, i almost feel sorry for eating their delicious meat

>>135159132
>I mean, it's 2016
>[POC]
>He was a big guy, for me.
>Turk Roaches.
>My wife's son
>Fathima Gassem

I've always wondered who was the /pol/ack who slipped this piece of art into a print paper.

>>135154737

Fucking kek

>>135158679
kek

>>135156325
Vlad's face is priceless

>>135158650
okay this is the best thread i've seen in a while... i'm genuinely laughing... but this one just got me in stitches...

>>135154358
Thanks for the giggle.

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American tanks survey German territory
circa 1942

>>135159736
POO IN POOL

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>>135158650
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135154012
If Bernie Sander's won, the sticker would have been the government's property, not his

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>>135159736

>>135159385
that man is a god, why do people think open minded means anything more than tolerant of others beliefs?

>>135158047
lbj killed kennedy though.

>>135155062
lmao fucking niggers

>>135158796
>I only employ the most qualified in my company
>Looks exactly the same as the only white one

what did they mean by this

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>>135155414

>>135157901
Nice

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>>135159454
i love this one

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>>135154609

>>135158890
It's a parody of Stalin era edits, once they "disappeared" someone they would edit him out of the photos.

>>135158650
>val surf board shop
>HRC WON
>implying she didn't ride the barrel and get pitted

>>135159493
obviously the author is one of us..
The "He was a big guy, for me" or Wife's son, should be a dead give away..

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>>135160286

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>>135159385

Please share more of these kind of stories if you have them. I'm a sucker for people who get utterly fucked by someone they love because of muh progressive.

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>>135155854
T H I C C

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>>135159677
Holy shit you're right

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>>135159817

You are not funny. We won the war you ungrateful cunt.

>>135156075
its good to know that although rare, there still exists some justice in this world

>>135155667
Jewish mother takes her kid to the beach. Little tyke is playing in the surf when a huge wave washes him out to sea. Mother wails and tears at her hair, "Please, God, save my little boy!" Miraculously, a second huge wave deposits the child back on the beach, unharmed. The mother looks at her child, then looks up to the heavens. "He had a hat."

>>135154924
>has a good body
>ties his hair like Minnie Mouse
>sets himself on fire and gets out of shower

All of my wots.

>>135157529
http://www.theonion.com/video/trumps-approval-ratings-numbers-56428

They have this which I thought was hilarious.

>>135155186
my sides

>>135159817
ok I laughed

>>135158810
>I only employ the CHEAPEST at my company
And it ends up costing them in the long run, but they are too short-sighted to see it, or the people who help "economize" don't stick around to deal with the consequences.

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>America

>>135155068
kek, nothing like some Central PA /pol/ humor

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>>135155062
>filename

beautiful

>>135158439
there's a few inches of water in the tub too

>>135159132
>>135160430
>>135159677
And the best part is that there are liberals who believed it 100%

>>135160328
I grew up in Southern Indiana and called it Lightning bug.

Night jew is hilarious but I dont think its real.

>>135155019
You looking to get a stern talking to buddy?

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>>135154925
I'm not a sympathetic person but for fucks sake

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>>135155724
Get cuck dropped by a gril...

>>135155536
kek

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>>135155062
funny how it look like her line moves backwards, but in reality that guy just does the virgin speed walk

>>135160601
Kek

>>135158109
Lmao. Had the money to buy a generator but not enough to pay utilities.
Also, isnt it illegal to turn off utilities when kids are in the house?

>>135160893
niggers are so fucked up
no empathy

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>>135156246

>>135157527

> not knowing that lowering the period of digestion is healthy

>>135154395
Is it supposed to look reversed?

>>135159132
>was Forrest Gump raped?

>>135159957
Lol I made that thread

Good times

>>135158679
/po/ is a white nationalist board can confirm

>>135156075
hahahaha bros before hoes

>>135154737
This is insulting. It implies that asians are somehow related to blacks.

>>135156976
>>135159183
Sadly not. She was in this video last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sL-UJcTFFw

>>135157810
lost

>>135161290
it is reversed

>>135157288
>when the jew jews themselves

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Are you truly loyal?

>>135160988
I agree with this one

>>135156862
i spit coffee all over my screen @ the panel with the meeting

>>135156552
It's juvenile but it's the first one to make me laugh.

>>135160486
you forgot alcohol m8

>>135161463
>>135160988
when soccer becomes a game of who score 5 own goals faster

>>135157623
Fucking hell is this real or shooped

>>135160328
Fake

>>135160988
>teaching children not to try their best
A bright future for Cuckland.

>>135161414
I figured but wasn't 100%. Is the original someplace easy to find, I'd like to see him place it on his head for my own sentimental reasons.

>>135161605
kek

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Like, 5 minutes old

>>135158335
great times

>>135159336
Can someone pls explain this one?

>>135159331

The founding fathers specifically stated you are allowed to own cannons for home defence. God bless you burger

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>>135158510
>>135158198
She was btfo'ed by Anglin recently

>>135161715
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pAbgc41pksE

>>135161057
Why do women do this.

We need fat shaming so that we can make sure the pretty girls dont turn into the pillsbury dough boy.