Crap. Are you safe from the bombs? I am!

east coast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

>>135150575
The densely nigger populated areas of the East are out of range, shit.

>>135150575

>DONGED

>>135150575
I am, I unironically hope NOKO nukes california. I pray for it.

FUCK WHY DOES IT HAVE TO MISS DETROIT

>>135150995
Co-worker and I laughed to much at this

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HOLY GUACAMOLE! WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE..

>DONGED

Safe....

>>135150575
BRING ON NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
I'll be traveling into the zone, if not in the zone already

>>135150575
Golden, pony boy

California and Detroit.

>>135151174
>all going to die
Thank God its starting to get boring

>>135151125
because all the niggers in detroit are going to chicago senpai

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>TX is mostly safe

Thank God, it's my favourite state

>>135150575
PA Reich will rise from the ashes

If you don't immediately recognize this as a fake map then kys

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>>135150575
>tfw when they can hit Yellowstone

>>135151486
>I live in Florida

Man wtf why do we get 3 nukes?

>>135150575

but not from yellowstone, fatmaster

>>135150575

I'm definitely safe, whether it be in Alaska or in Florida.

The gooks have yet to produce a miniaturized weapon of any variety that can be fit onto any of their missiles.

It's a crapshoot whether they have anything light or stable enough to be carried by their H-2's even.

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>>135151406
we went from 2 million to 600,000 niggers in two decades what more do you want from us?

>>135151486
If it can hit south Texas then only Mexicans will die so he's doing us a favor.

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>mfw Los Angeles is glassed

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>>135150575
>Seattle
Yah were fucked here

>>135150575
No, I'm in San Diego which is home to the largest naval base in the world. I'm fucked

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reminder that if you think north korea is a threat or even a problem you are a bitch to the MSM and the globalist agenda.

almost everything you hear about them is a lie.

>>135151929
doesn't the retard like Hollywood?

Masshole reporting in. Safe from the Dong Missile

>>135152057
>hollywood

what does that even mean in the current year?

>>135151656
Mfw.jpeg

>>135151415
Just grab some popcorn and watch the fireworks

>>135151325
Welcome to the wasteland, bucko

>>135151989
Rip in pepperoni

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>>135150575
Please DONG Chicago.

>>135150575
Thank God for that I wish the Norks would just nuke you already and get it over with. I'm sick of hearing about it.

>>135150575
Dont worry mah boy kimmy will fuck up and hit mexico

>>135150575
I'm safe and comfy in the southeast.

>>135150575
Considering NK could launch 1 ICBM, at most, you are pretty safe no matter where you live since the odds of being hit are so fucking low.

>>135150575
Is the grey area the good or bad area?

>>135151996
is this a photo?
it almost looks like a bad CG animated movie

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>>135151486
God Bless

East side best side

>>135151996
Look at those fucking streets, they've never been used.

It's all a commie ploy you dipshit

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>>135150575
Here's to praying they get rid of San Francisco and all the fucking cancer that lives there

I hope he just does it. The South can rebuild the USA in Pat Buchanan's image without the degenerates.

>>135150575
thank god they can hit detroit

please nuke la

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>>135150575

Nuke California.

>>135150575
Have people forgotten about their constantly failing tests?

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ill die last from rad poisioning

>>135150575
>tfw in Based Texas

>>135152694
Thank kek

>>135152399
Agreed. S.F must be nuked

>>135152371
Its the side that will get hit too

>>135150990
Yeah but California isn't

>>135151486
yfw the only people to survive WW3 are the fucking Abos

>>135150575
with all the nk knock off viagra the us military keeps buying you you won't be for long

Hopefully they screw up the direction and hit Canada. Now THAT would be funny

>>135150575
>NK
>Ever delivering

>>135151125
Why would Kim want to fix Detroit?

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>>135150575

Texan here.

Nothing is lost if El Paso and the Pandhanle are nuked

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>>135152377
it says something about pyonyang if the skyline is so beautiful you think it's fake.

>>135152395
north korea is not communist. this is one of the lies you are told about them.

>>135153029
two giant nukes to Seattle and Los Angeles. Would anybody miss anything?

>>135150995
Lel

>>135153323
Everyone has some good in them

>>135152936
I live in Columbia. The fucking niggers will chimp out and kill us all if anything resembling a nuclear strike happens.

It why I have stockpiled thousands of round of ammo

It wont keep me alive forever, but I'll sure not die surrendering

>>135153357
True that.

>>135150575
>doesn't know about the Unerring Knight system....

>>135151125
>miss Detroit

It's literally right on the edge, stfu. There is a shit ton of white people in the suburbs, which is extremely successful btw. The HURR DURR DETROUT SUCKS is only the city. We are prosperous, and live in beautiful neighborhoods, outside of the city

Kys

>>135153558
kino movies maybe?

>>135150575
>instead of going across the Pacific Ocean it goes all the way across Asia, the Middle East, and Africa, then continues further across the Atlantic to hit the east coast
Seems reasonable
What fucking moron drew this map

Safe :^)

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>>135150575
Tfw you live in Buffalo NY

Ill pay that chubby rice nigger to nuke LA and san fagsisco.

>>135150575
LOL
north Korean bombs
on loan from China
and already exposed as consisting of painted cardboard
Fear mongering FAIL
(although any threat to the virgin US sure puts the trembles into americans)

>>135151174
wow just looked and my dicks 11" now

>>135151906
>2 million
Ya no

>>135153751

American.

>>135153609
food water silver and lead are excellent investments

Anyone who unironically wants the gooks to nuke [nigger shithole city] wants to plunge the entire world into nuclear hellfire over nothing

It's like finding an anthill in your yard so you throw a stick of dynamite into the hole

All we really need is a concentrated extermination of the problem

>>135151996
This, but not sure if for the same reasons.

Korean war was started by the US, and divided the nation.
Now the US says that NK are aggressors and a threat, mostly because they seek nuclear weapons/missile technology. In reality this is a completely rational response to being threatened by a global power. If you have nukes and the ability to deploy them effectively, no one will fuck with you.

All NK want is to not get shit on by the US, imho.

America wants a strong Korea as its strategically located right next to their real biggest threat, China. It's only a matter of time before the Nork government is replaced by one willing to 'negotiate' and sing to the US's tune. The best way to avoid this is threaten to fuckin glass Seoul if someone tries.

>>135153751
What? The orange is where the missle
can hit not the grey.

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>>135150575
>Crap.
>Are you safe from the bombs? I am!

they are not just bombs but best korean DONGS

US citizens scared of being donged to death by a fat asian autist with daddy issues. Life is wonderfully strange

Nuking California wouldn't be good for the country - we supply half of all fruits, vegetables and nuts to the country. We also share a good amount of livestock. You would miss a lot, along with your family and friends. Retards.

I don't think most Americans with any knowledge would give two shits if most of your state's got nuked. Most of you export white trash, niggers and morons. With a food shortage we could watch the country implode, guess that could be fun.

Read a book faggots.

>>135153751

Yellow is in range. Left side of that map is West. West coastline sits on the pacific.

>"Dong 2 missile can reach most of the continental US, plus Alaska and Hawaii"

Anon, are you retarded?

>>135154148
This makes even less sense to me
Why wouldn't it be circular? Where does the range even end? It's diverging farther away from the lowest range? How does that work? What the fuck

>>135150575
Shouldn't the line curve the other way?

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>>135150575
Not worried
That map was made using (((Great Circles)))
Great Circles don't exist.

>>135153656
I wish to know more

>>135154318
WHy is the line curved backwards? What Jewery is this?

>>135150575
Comforting to note 99.9% of Canada is fucked

>>135154310
Well, YOU wouldn't be able to watch the Country implode since Cali would be nuked off the map.

People like you are the EXACT reason everyone cheers for California to be blown the fuck up.
Faggot

>>135150575
Last I heard, their longest range missile could only reach Alaska and that's assuming nothing goes wrong along the way.

Are we sure the missile that was launched was not just a super prototype?

>>135150575
Yo N. Korea, if you in here, please hit Commiefornia. Leave the rest of us alone.

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MFW I'll be safe if NK nukes us and Yellowstone erupts.

>>135154500
Because it's going over the North Pole and not around the Pacific Ocean

All memes aside, why haven't we turned North Korea into Japan 2.0
They've been hostile forever and won't back down just like Japan, but then we dropped two boobs and problem solved
Sounds like a great deal

If there ever was a legitimate threat to the West Coast they would go bright red in a second. It's all fun playing stupid games, but once the stupid prizes get handed out they will see the errors of their ways.

>>135154376
It's because of the Earth's shape. The diameter is smaller as you get away from the equator, so that's why it's able to hit more of the northern states.

>>135154110
This all entirely inaccurate

>>135151125
Are you implying there's anything left on Detroit to destroy other than some nogs who are pretty well contained and currently destroying themselves?
Waste of a nuke

>>135154567
are you retarded? The blast radius doesn't even reach Canada... Oh right, you're an American and can't read a map

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Please nuke California, Kimmy.
Also
>tfw safe

>>135154941

You need mcarthur

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>>135150575
Dixie is safe!

>>135150575
Rip west coast fags

I'm safe.

>>135154961
That's not exactly true. It's almost entirely because the map is a Mercator projection which becomes stretched the higher or extreme lower the latitude

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Florida master race

Is he actually capable of hitting any target here? Would Seattle be the most likely target?

>>135150575
>tfw Ohio

feels good man, get fucked Michigan, even Kim likes the buckeyes

Commie kim doesnt have the grapes to do the deed. Hes all talk and no bang. Now all we need is a false flag to give us a reason to drop the bomb.

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>>135150575

New York conveniently just out of range. Cohencidence?

>>135155106
Next level leaf posting my friend :^)
>hope you live 100 miles east of Toronto

>>135150575
Really hoping they nuke LA/San Fran. That would be marvelous.

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>>135150575
Does that map include the blast radius, as in will the nuclear radiation spread past that?

Thank God, I just made it inside that range

Please do it

JewSA is a plague on this earth

>>135150575
I'm safe because of obscurity

in California but in a place no one would waste a bomb on

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>>135153357
looking into moving to San Antonio with a buddy in the fall. Is it a decent place?

>>135155539
It only includes the range

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>>135150575
Best coast will survive.

Nk isnt going to launch a nuke in an act of war. Ever. Kim will just keep talking about it, making empty threats.

>>135154385
Nah cause the world is a sphere and after a certain range, basically halfway around the globe, the line starts to curve the other way.

>>135150575
Bama here sitting on my porch with my AR and a glass of sweet tea.

>>135150575
Y-you dont think that they are misinformed enough to strike a city that was prosperous 50 years ago? If so, im fucked (Detroit)

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Wow you mean Norks suddenly developed invisible ICBMs that our AEGIS can't deal with and will magically stop us from firing back?

>>135150575
Alaska here. There's a huge army base in Anchorage where I live so it's a prime candidate. Wish me luck, bros.

>>135155726
Move to DFW

>>135150575
launch it from the other side you nigger koreans. kill the califags

rumor is that NK did a dry run and launched a nuke that hit Baltimore, MD

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>>135150772
Best Coast

plz hit cali plz hit cali plz hit cali...

>>135150575
He can't reach my city by about a few hundred miles, KEK

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>>135150575

Texas here. We can spare the panhandle.

We will just start our own country.

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>>135154110
>started by the us
Haha 6.25 Nk invaded South with artillery and armor and tons of manpower
t. Someone who went to the Korean war museum in Seoul and got to see lots of original documents

>>135155011
Nice argument fag.
How is it not rational for a nation threatened by a power to seek nuclear weapons?
Why wouldn't the US want a strong, unified Korea instead of a divided one with a communist liability attached?
Why is Korea divided in the first place?

>>135150575

>California secedes
>US no longer protecting them
>NK nukes CA to invade it for Glorious Leader

TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

>>135150575
>tfw South Carolina
Perfect

>>135155953
Friend is a Halliburton worker, but he's open to suggestion. I just want to live in a place where I can work for a living, and not be infested with niggers. Is Dallas/Fort Worth decent in that regard?

>>135156054
(Denton Here) I doubt we could

>>135156068
US/soviet occupation of the country post WW2 divided the nation and pitted it against itself.

>>135151486
Urbanites BTFO'd

>>135155264
And that trait of Mercator projections is due to the Earth's shape.

Since the diameter of the Earth decreases away from the equator, cylindrical projections of the Earth stretch things as you move away from the equator.

Map projections are just attempts to represent the Earth's shape two dimensionally anyway.

>>135155726
San Antonio felt 90% spic when I lived there. If you move to Bulverde or the area around Reagan highschool it would be better, but still minority white

>>135153736
We wuz suburb kangz in shieet

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North Korea can't do shit.

Only country that is as advanced as the US in military would be Russia. I hope Russia nukes the following:

Entire West coast of the United Sates (force removing all the degenerates while slowly colonizing the East Coast and killing all Mexicans in Texas)

Saudi Arabia (steal all the oil from them first then nuke them. Take a shit on Mecca if necessary)

Sweden - don't have to explain this one

Germany - don't have to explain this one

Turkey - remove kebab

Mexico - literally has more beheadings than the Middle East and is full of degenerate spics and cartels.

Canada - genocide the leaf

>>135150575
Great state of Florida will stand strong. We will unleash the family of Atomics on NK once we are sure California is ash.

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>>135150575
Eh, whatever. Getting roasted would sure beat living another day in a nigger infested hell hole of degeneracy and lies. I just don't fucking care anymore. I mean I'm never going to move out of this apartment because the housing market is trash. All of the money that I have is backed by nothing at all, making it worthless. Mainstream news outlets are blackmailing citizens into silence. Let it all burn.

>>135150575
>tfw in kentucky
Feels good although idk how long before they develop better missiles and are able to hit me too.

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>>135156400
Thanks for the heads up friend. I can't wait to get out of the FL panhandle.

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>>135150575
>Imagine, burger.
>Imagine, bugrer, be fallen so low, that 300 million nation shits their pants because a couple undernourished gooks created a simple nuke in fear of the american invasion.
>Imagine burger being a collossus of the planet, who sticks his huge nuclear dick into worlds asshole for quarter of a century and still losing your shit in sight of a little roach behind your fridge.
>Imagine burger being a pathetic crushing power you are.

>>135150575

>Based PA safe.

At least they could get Seattle, Commiefornia, or Denver.

>>135152936
Whats up with south carolinas tree moom cult?

I drove through there and literally the entire state is shit. They give you prison time for speeding.

>>135150575
I was really hopeing it hit commiefornia.

Who cares?

They aren't going to nuke us, anymore than they haven't already nuked SK, something they could've done anytime in the past several years.

They have so much conventional weaponry aimed at Seoul they could level it within an hour. Again, haven't done so.

Mutual Assured Destruction works. Kim is crazy but he isn't that crazy, nuking the west coast would result in NK becomes the world's largest water-filled radioactive crater.

He just wants these weapons not to use, but to threaten to use. He is playing at being a big boy on the world stage and wants the respect he so desperately feels he deserves. And he'll continue to bribe the global community for food assistance when they face their yearly starvation cycle.

Kids today. We grew up with the cold war, of knowing an enemy could hit every square mile of the US with multiple warheads. NK would be lucky to hit anywhere on the west coast let alone a specific city, and even then it would be a low-yield nuke compared to the USSR's old hydrogen warheads.

This changes precisely nothing.

>>135156582
*Insert sad pepe here*

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>>135150575
I get front row tickets!
Post circle your locations, anons.

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>mfw thirteen colonies still survive
We truly are the best coast.

>>135150575
please hit california

SAFE AS FUCK

>>135150575
West coast will get recked it looks like. I am ok with this

>>135156859
Denton TX anon. Safe

>>135157050
California is important for lots of stuff..

fly over states BTFO

>>135150575
>tfw east coast

Feels good

>>135151486
what vidya game is this anon?

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>>135150575
Hopefully they add a couple thousand kilometers to their next missile advancement and only Florida survives. Then we can reshape the country in our image.

>>135150575
kek
ohio master race

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>>135151996
This. North Korea is not a threat. Their missiles have not hit a target.

>>135150575
Aren't Korea geographically closer to the west coast? Shouldn't they be able to hit you from both sides?

>>135151174
Flat earth BTFO

>mfw east-central Oklahoma

Wew lads, close one

>>135151174
Oh so it's fake. Nice

>>135150575
I'm not shit

>>135151996
Get out of here Kim you fat nigger

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Leaf got got
Is all that matters

>>135151823
Disney World.

>North Korea lobs a missile in our direction
>Gets shot down
>By retaliation policy, their entire country gets glassed

I am unconcerned.

>>135153736
glad the Detroit Defense Force is out in full force

>>135150990
>norks nuke detroit
>it only improves property values

>>135151174
How can they estimate the distance based on a test that launches it a fraction of that

>>135150575
Kentucky.
Refer to this map for safety in the event of nuclear attack, those of you in range.

>>135153471
Their skyline looks like a level in MegaMan.

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>>135163505
Keep forgetting tampermonkey has a fit whenever I try to post a image from another site.

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>>135153471
There are no cars being used on the streets. DPRK's economy is in the toilet. And don't give me the "sanctions" excuse. Iran has sanctions and they are far more modernized than DPRK.

Those gooks still use XP.

Would be a shame if NK were to prove tier missiles could hit SF or LA by nuking them.

>>135151174
>mexico
I would support the norks if they nuked them

>>135164156
>kim nukes mexico as a sign of trust and friendship between the US and North Korea
I could dig it

>>135150575
Northern Maine btfo

>>135158461
Superpower 2

>>135150575
Why the fuck would Norks aim westward? NK is amazingly close to North America you know.

>>135153471
I like green buildings like that.

>>135163948
Why are there so many targets in places where nobody lives like ND, MT or WY ?

>>135158461
Superpower 2 I think

>>135165335
Military bases? Stockpiles? Nuclear silos?

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>>135150575
>west coast commie faggots and spics get glassed
>best coast is safe
FUCKING DO IT KIM, SEND ALL THE MISSILES

St Louis is always safe.

>>135150772
FPBP

>>135151486
Mississippi unscathed. I think I'll stay here after all. Hotty Toddy

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>>135151996
>>135152377
>>135152395
>Is that a photo
It's real*** but they tweak the color saturation to look bright and cheerful for their promotions.
***Most of those buildings, roads and etc are empty and built purely for show though. Similar to how the chinese build massive empty cities just to inflate their gdp and keep people working. The majority of the country is dirt poor rice farmers living in metal shacks or ghettos, which you rarely get to see because reporters, and foreigners are forbidden from leaving the city or any of the good looking parts, tid bits only really pop up from daring defectors.

>>135167908
What if this video is south korean propaganda with actors?

>>135151486
Why Pittsburgh, leave us alone

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>>135150575

Comfy as fuck here in Dixie.

>>135168404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

>>135165335
It's as >>135165836
says.

We have too much population to reasonably neuter us. While it may not be possible to recover post-war depending on the extent of damage, we could lose every major city and still win the war.

>>135150575

PLEASE KIM NUKE CALIFORNIA

PLEEEEEAASE. GIVE US CHEMO FROM ORBIT WE NEEEEEEEEEED IT

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>>135156859
Valparaiso, IN. Gonna enjoy that radiation sickness.

>>135151996
leftypol strikes again

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>>135153783
>but Torontoniggers get hit

>>135150575
That would kill all the intelligent whites

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KEK WILLS PORTLAND BE TARGET NUMBER ONE

TURN OREGON RED

>>135170985
we have enough interceptors to down about a dozen N.K. nukes

whether we will or not is the question

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>>135151656
yfw Nork hackers have been posting the Yellowstone threads because they are taunting us with their first target

>>135155726
northside aka stone oak/ timberwood park, comal county, northwest like helotes, medina, cibolo, new braunfels, alamo heights are decent, everywhere else is 60% spic. If they deport more illegals I'm sure there would be less ghetto spics, but as it stands all the white people and rich mexicans fled to the surrounding areas areas.

As a city I really like it here, 2 lakes, some rivers, hiking places, really laid back texas vibe. Didn't like it at first but it grew on me and now I would never leave. Also it's pretty cheap here. $2.50 beers at a bar $6 smokes $2.50 gallon milk, 1.99 per pound chicken breast, decent house for $150-200k. 1 bed apartment 600-800 a month depending on how nice inside or location.

But... what about Hillary's popular vote?

>>135150575
>implying it actually has that range
>implying it will make it off the launch pad
>implying they have the industrial capacity to make more than a handful
>implying the SK/JSDF/US military couldn't shoot them down

>>135163064
Learn elementary ballistics you fucking retard. It's no "estimation"

I can't wait for America to get DONGED.

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>>135150575
>tfw I live in florida
On one hand I live but on the other all the nigs are still here.

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>>135150575
>tfw northeastern master race
>tfw relatively safe from Yellowstone should it erupt
>tfw North Korea's nukes can't reach you
Who else /best coast/ here?

>>135153357
Fuck you, El Paso is the best example that Ethnostates work

>>135150575
totes safe, nuke cali

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>>135168404
>Comfy as fuck here in Dixie.
You know it.

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Shit! Seth Rogan has a condo in Vancouver.

Well, it's been a hoot knowing you guys....

>>135150575
Tfw Houston is going to get Donged

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>>135150575
>oustide atlanta
fug. Hopefully that 80% of my federal tax dollars went to a good missile defense system else I want a refund.

>>135151996
>never heard of photoshop

Kek

inb4
>norks don't have photoshop

Then how are they so advanced-looking here without photoshop?

>>135150575
>not nuking canada
Shame

>>135151610

This. You Burgers are retarded. The circle is facing the wrong way.

>>135150575
Southern illinois, I say good riddance to most of northern illinois since this whole state has been fucked by a bunch of politicians from that urban core that have no clue how the rest of this state is!

>>135150575
Nuke Cali fat boy.

So close but I am safe

>>135154941
>All memes aside, why haven't we turned North Korea into Japan 2.0
Because that would cost Trillions of dollars and take decades. And even then there is no guarantee of return on investment.

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>>135150575
If a nuke dropped on yellow stone could that end america as we know it. the power of the atom and the power of nature.

>>135172625
>Earth is spherical
>it's called a map projection

This is why the shortest path to hapan from cali is basically ober alaska.

>>135150575
fake and gay

>>135150575
fucked

>>135156413
kek

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>>135150575
If North Korea did fire a missile, we would instantly know. What would happen if we intercepted and detonated it over the Pacific ocean. Would it fuck up our atmosphere? And/or carry nuclear air to California anyways

>>135173846
>Earth is spherical
Thanks for proving my point

>>135150575
Oh boy a 120 million dead amerifats? That's a motherfucking dream, go Kim Jong Un

>>135151486
>>135151656
In both of these scenarios, my house will be fine. Even if chaos swept the country, AND Mexico tried to intervene, nothing is going to happen in McAllen.
Shit, the Tejanos in the valley would fight any potential invasion tooth and nail because they understand that Mexico and most of Central America is inherently fucked up, and they refuse to let themselves get sucked back into the fray.

>>135174492
yes

>>135163948
>UP of Michigan remains untouched
>Hardly any blacks
>woods and water for miles

BRB moving up north.

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>>135150575
>Pennsylvania is entirely safe

Pennsreich in the wake of the collapse of the US when?

>>135151996
The first part is right. The second part is only right insofar as North Korea's war capabilities. It doesn't matter how dedicated your military is. If your economy is diarrhea stained onto a toilet bowl you can't go to war for shit and it achieves nothing for them to nuke anyone except for ensuring every member of the current regime is imprisoned or commits suicide.

No North Korea is not democratic.
No North Korea is not a social paradise.
No North Korea's economy is not one that is capable of sustaining functioning skyscrapers with people working in them.

North Korea is basically just shit at everything.

>>135150575
I hope they make it count, because once it hits bye bye Best Korea.

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>>135150575
Just barely. Eastern Missouri here.

>>135175205
>implying Trump won't REICHED.com the whole coast

Now where did I leave my "Its happening" gif?

>>135150575
>Mérida
Pretty comfi, sempai

>>135175205
Soon, brother.

>>135151486
>Britain is mostly fine
If the world gets fucked it will be our holy duty to reconquista the empire.

I love in the US, motherfucker. No missile is going to reach us unless we allow it. Why would he even try?

>>135175719
fuck you spic

>>135175503
Welcome to the probably safe zone

>>135175719
Kewl

>>135173633
It would be a complete nightmare... I dont want to snort up ashes and nuclear fallout everytime I breath

>>135172146
>Tfw Denton is going to get donged

>>135164156
But they have some petty tasty food...like churros

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Yea I'm safe and sound unless a Russian ICBM is fired.

>>135150575
Honestly, that half of the country could use some thinning out.

>>135150575
When are we going to have WW2.2?

>>135150575
Yup.

>>135167793
amen, one of the only perks of being here is we got nothing worth nuking

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>>135150575

>MFW can reach Chicago

>>135163948
What's in Kansas City? We don't have any bases or nukes here, why bomb the shit out of us?

>>135176899
I have no idea, Britanon

>>135177362

Godhatesfags.com, that's why

>>135150575
I'm 35 miles east of Ft Riley and 70 odd miles west/southwest of Ft Leavenworth. If anyone launches, I'm fucked. So not particularly worried about Kim's little prick.

>>135153471
>>135151996

It looks like a retrofuturist 1950s nightmare

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>>135150575
comfy in Texas

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>>135178616
comfy in nyc
>yfw western niggers get btfo by the big DONG

>>135177343
what do you mean. it can hit chicago.
>even a european knows more about american geography than an american

>>135150575
China would stand down if the US glassed north korea IN RESPONSE to a nuclear attack. They would have no choice. And if the cuck media is to be believed (it isn't) then putin and trump will work together to end the threat as quickley as possible.
These countries all use hotlines to speak directly to each other.

Ah ah ah, those magic nukes can hit anywhere. You can't even escape them on the moon.

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>>135150575
You see what I'm seeing brothers?

>>135178742
>Very fast emperor moving at incredible high speeds.jpeg

What did he mean by this?

Michi-fag checking in. I live near Detroit and that would just be a waste of a nuke, desu. IIRC, Michigan is also just out of the Yellowstone killzone.

The reason this is fake news is because they still have not miniaturized their warheads yet. Although they probably will soon. But I would imagine that if people caught wind of them literally mounting it into a ballistic missle (which they also have), shit would go sour for the fat boy real fast.

Would china really destroy itself protecting their bastard neighbor?

>>135150575
No one is safe from nukes these days. It is just the philosophy that if you launch one, you get 100 back in return.

>>135179423
Yes technically most of the other eastern capitals are also in range of NK at this point.

They are either going to catch some liberty parades or get destroyed. They are forcing peoples hands.

>>135175205
soon!

>>135150575
>tfw Bitchigan can get hit but you're safe
Damn it feels good to be a Buckeye.
>captcha: toledo

>>135150575
DO IT!!!

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>>135150575
>Tfw Florida
It's about fucking time this geographic location paid off.

>>135151656
Damn, that's pretty T H I C C

I'm in central NY. Can't even get radiation poisoning if Kim nukes us hahaha, pls based Kim nuke Cali.

>>135178750

What are you going on about Lars? I'm talking about all the dirty niggers that would be wiped off the face of the planet. MFW = My Feeling When (the nuke can reach Chicago).

obvious target is LA, or San Diego maritime district.

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>>135150575
>tfw georgia

>>135180975
>LA or San Diego
Is that supposed to be a threat or an offer?

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>>135151656
>tfw the US becomes 90% Hispanic and is reduced to the twin capitals of Miami and El paso

>>135180975

Considering nuking the US would automatically put them at war with us, they would no-undoubtedly want to nuke all the military equipment in the SD harbor, rather then become asian terrorists and obliterate downtown LA.

>>135150575
Good hope more Americans die

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>>135153558
Rooftop Koreans

>>135150575
So much BS here. The North Koreans lack accurate reentry technology atm, even if there missiles could reach the U.S. Also, remember, we do have missile defense systems.

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>>135150575
THEY CAN BOMB CALIFORNIA

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>>135150575
SAFE!

>>135150575
>curved line
Nukes dont exist

>>135153558
Would go unnoticed with all the complaining faggots gone. When all the new movies are Chinese you might start to suspect something might have happened at the west coast.

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>>135153174
What

canada btfo

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The taepodong II was their new missile years ago, and there's no fucking way the TDII could reach Alaska

If one had an even cursory memory of the recent missile test they'd know their ICBM is the Hwasong-6. Which even the upper ends of its estimated range can't reach CA

what a crock of shit
>heritage foundation
Well that explains it, be sure to let neocon think tank warmongers let you know how hard their dick is for another war by shilling bullshit capabilities of our foreign rivals

>>135150575
Yes.

R.I.P Burguers.

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>>135150575
>heritage foundation
neocon garbage. pls nuke LA.

>>135155786
Thank you. That's neat.

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>>135150575

Sure they can, just like all those dangerous weapons of mass destruction that turned out not to exist in Iraq...

>>135150575
I'm good with this. Also they can't reach Dover afb. The comuppins will be swift

>>135150575
Pennsylvania masterrace reporting in.

>>135150575

We should start a meme about our invincible nuclear defense system that is being built in Berkeley.

>>135184941
Seems legit

>>135185070
*Texan Master Race

>>135185387
Sure. It might last for a month

>>135150575
hell yeah, I get to dodge yellowstone and the norks!